Mark Consuelos to Kelly Ripa- GIVE ME MORE PUSSY!

How do you find a pussy on a skeleton?

Same piece of twat for years and years gets old and old, boring and boring. He needs to spice up his sex life with some dudes.

[quote]How do you find a pussy on a skeleton?

LMAO!😂

[quote]Mark Consuelos to Kelly Ripa- GIVE ME MORE PUSSY!

Mark, would like another cat, Kelly

to keep at the apartment where he hooks up with his male lovers

They've really been pushing the narrative of what a happy couple/family they are. I saw them on the cover of People a few weeks ago touting their perfect family.

Probably trying to counter the bad publicity she got when Regis died and it was publicized again that he never spoke to her again after their last show.

(or Mark cheated while away filming Riverdale.)

Why do we need to know this?

^^^ Exactly. Who gives a fuck?

ugh, she tries too hard for this relationship.

Mark is looking for some Ripparian entertainment. He should practice his stroke, I hope he is into sculling.

Her show is a sinking ship... but she gets paid $20 million/year. So daddy can have a secret life in Vancouver.

why does David Muir write these obsessive comments on Kelly’s instagram? They are both in relationships, just comes off a little odd...

We work hard 😓 for the money! So hard for it honey!

She thinks she is more famous than she is. Definitely a rich bitch, but outside of Daytime, she is D-List.

Their kids think they are cool too...

People who talk about their sex life that much are over compensating for the fact that they aren’t!

Must not have much of a dick if the wife isn’t interested.

My Lord, yes R5 and R12. Yahoo or AOL at one point was producing insipid stories about these two at least once a week.

R17 here. Just saw were OP's story originated. I stand corrected.

I like the idea of his engorged, throbbing pinga with a glistening pearl of pre-cum crowning the head.

I do not care for the idea of her brittle parchment-paper vagina. Or her buggy eyes popping out of her head when an inserted cock displaces all her innards.

Mark Consuelos is as QUEER as a thirteen dollar bill.

He doesn't want that dry, gristly beef jerky pussy. He wants that $$$$.

Does Kelly have any straight girlfriends?

She is only friends with gay men & Ryan Seacrest.

When is she going to shave down that outie belly button. Nasty.

Will Kelly get Ryan out of the closet?

There is no way that guy is straight.

Did Mark get it?

R22 we're sure you meant "including Ryan Seacrest."

Does anyone believe Mark is celibate for weeks in Vancouver?

Mark is fucking his way through the Riverdale cast.

The Kelly Ripa PR machine must be so tired....

"Mmmm, just gots to have me some more of my wife's stringy roast beef curtain....she so wonderful"

She has to post everytime he sends her flowers.

Like its an achievement that a husband sent a wife flowers...a little too hard pushing this version of the marriage.

"Regis died and it was publicized again that he never spoke to her again"

He thought she was Katie Couric.

But did Mark get it?????

Has Joaquin come out yet?

I love the new show they produce on Oxygen Channel - Exhumed.

who’s the gay one—mike or quino?

Couples that "communicate" with each other via Twitter & Instagram & Facebook are insufferable.

R36

BINGO!

Kelly is 3/4 Italian and she's flat as a board front and back. Nonni didn't feed her enough gravy.

They are like every semi-trashy, blue collar couple living in the rundown neighborhoods in your town.

They just happen to have stumbled ass backwards into money and a little bit of fame.

she is soo jersey trash, yet lives in a UES $27 million mini-mansion!

but did mark ever get it?

seriously , Kelly couldn’t get into an A-List Party if she tried.

noveau riche.

They're reaching. Trouble in Kellyland no doubt.

Kelly is on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

Will she talk about Mike, Lola or Quino?

Quino!

PS: Of course DTM liked this post!

Kelly posts gross pics of her kids.

What mother needs her kids to stay relevant?

R46 an overextended anorexic TV presenter...

Her sons are pretty hot. They favor their father’s sexiness.

Poor Lola!!!

She will never be pretty enough, skinny enough, smart enough for her mother!

Au contraire. Lola’s beauty and sexiness makes st make Kelly seethe with envy.

It’s true she needs to stop posting the trashy pics of her kids. It’s typical lower class behavior. Anything for attention.

Consuelos is talking about his wife's clit?! He has kids. That kind of vulgarity is inappropriate.

Joaquin nipples!

R51

Kelly & Mark were not the cool kids in their class.

Always trying to stay relevant, they are D-List at the Oscars.

Kelly names drops Lisa Rinna, enough said.

LIVE is the best kelly is going to get.

You know you are desperate for attention when you start instagramming phone sex sessions and advising ladies on vag balms.

Are Kelly Ripa and Kathy Lee Gifford two different people?

does kathie lee recommend vag balms too?

I’m living with my parents and my mom watches Kelly and Ryan every morning. I can overhear the TV and every fucking day this week, Kelly has brought up sex. On Monday, I kept hearing her say the word porno, then yesterday she repeatedly mentioned porno music. Today Jason Biggs is guest hosting band she spent 5 minutes joking about his infamous scene in American pie.

It reminded me of this thread because they’re apparently both sexually frustrated.

of course Kelly is that girl who loves valentines day.

because Kelly has to remind people that she is “attractive.”

[quote]because Kelly has to remind people that she is “attractive.”

R60, the past tense of "is" is "WAS!"

She looks wormy.

I wonder if he winces when he hits bone.

Calling them 'vulgar' would be kind.

ugh she acts like she got featured in vogue.

its glamour, honey.

of course DTM likes and comments.

still think he wants to fuck her.

what’s mark getting kelly for vday?

[quote]what’s mark getting kelly for vday?

VD?! Or some other STD.

she is such a basic girl.

already shoving valentines day down our throats.

Mark sent akelly roses.

That means he’s fucking one of those Riverdales?

"America's TV sweethart"? Bwahahahahaha!!

when you need to plead for dick-you ain’t anyone’s sweetheart.

kelly and ryan’s “work wife,” show not moving forward @ abc. maybe they ain’t so special after all...

Kelly and Ryan have the chemistry of an ice cube and a popsicle.

me thinks kelly’s opportunities are numbered.

she is someone who yearns for the past, hence that Pine Valley mess she is going to produce.

did kelly and mark do it on valentines day after he bought her roses?

"do it"

So quaint.

do it is what the basics do.

basics who post valentines roses on instagram.

Their marital bed would be rockin' if the Mister could plow his throbbing meat stick deep in the Missus's creamy clam dip!

I’m sure he gets plenty of side clam in Canada while filming Riverdale

Imagine he was cheating on her and her whole image is wrapped up being his wife. What a fraud life she would be leading!

Seacrest completely wants to get into their closet sessions. He wants Mark’s dick bad!

Kelly is hosting alone recently, something she should never do. She is basically boring. Think her and her crew are the non-cool kids from high school who got rich one day & think they are A-List, when they are really D-List.

I had a few girls like this in high school. They usually dated or married a monosyllabic Hispanic and Italian and that was their one claim to personality. They were usually small-minded and boring and very average in looks. Also, lower middle-class.

R84

Sounds like Kelly Consuelos.

Her whole image is being Mark’s wife and she promotes herself like that. Like if you are a woman w/o a husband and kids you are lesser than.

[quote]Kelly is hosting alone recently, something she should never do. She is basically boring. Think her and her crew are the non-cool kids from high school who got rich one day & think they are A-List, when they are really D-List.

Ryan is sick, they had pre-taped Thursday & Friday's show, so much for live.

She pegs him, right?

Perhaps she teases his leathery anus with a well-manicured nail.

Kelly is classic blue collar Italian. Defines herself as a wife and mother. It’s creepy.

R89

Agreed Kelly is Jersey middle class. The best those girls ever wanted was ring/husband/kids.

This job means she got out of her 3 mile radius of what her life was supposed to be...

R86 Friday's show is always taped on Thursday.

Kelly clings to the past. These photo montages she puts up on instagram are nauseating. Like she has to prove to the audience she has the perfect life.

But did Mark get it from Kelly?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Mark is close to Andy Cohen?

did mark get that pussy?

Kelly has tons of homo friends. Wonky eyed Cohen is the most insufferable.

Mark & Kelly joked about proceating “Quins,” this week.

Yuck-they definitely come off as people who constantly have to talk about their sex life to stay relevant. Or confirm their relationship is relevant.

When are these 2 going out to pasture?