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Mark Consuelos to Kelly Ripa- GIVE ME MORE PUSSY!

He misses their sex life, apparently.

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by Anonymousreply 9702/27/2021

How do you find a pussy on a skeleton?

by Anonymousreply 101/22/2021

Same piece of twat for years and years gets old and old, boring and boring. He needs to spice up his sex life with some dudes.

by Anonymousreply 201/22/2021

[quote]How do you find a pussy on a skeleton?

LMAO!😂

by Anonymousreply 301/22/2021

[quote]Mark Consuelos to Kelly Ripa- GIVE ME MORE PUSSY!

Mark, would like another cat, Kelly

to keep at the apartment where he hooks up with his male lovers

by Anonymousreply 401/22/2021

They've really been pushing the narrative of what a happy couple/family they are. I saw them on the cover of People a few weeks ago touting their perfect family.

Probably trying to counter the bad publicity she got when Regis died and it was publicized again that he never spoke to her again after their last show.

(or Mark cheated while away filming Riverdale.)

by Anonymousreply 501/22/2021

Why do we need to know this?

by Anonymousreply 601/22/2021

^^^ Exactly. Who gives a fuck?

by Anonymousreply 701/22/2021

ugh, she tries too hard for this relationship.

by Anonymousreply 801/22/2021

Mark is looking for some Ripparian entertainment. He should practice his stroke, I hope he is into sculling.

by Anonymousreply 901/22/2021

Her show is a sinking ship... but she gets paid $20 million/year. So daddy can have a secret life in Vancouver.

by Anonymousreply 1001/22/2021

why does David Muir write these obsessive comments on Kelly’s instagram? They are both in relationships, just comes off a little odd...

by Anonymousreply 1101/23/2021

We work hard 😓 for the money! So hard for it honey!

by Anonymousreply 1201/23/2021

She thinks she is more famous than she is. Definitely a rich bitch, but outside of Daytime, she is D-List.

by Anonymousreply 1301/23/2021

Their kids think they are cool too...

by Anonymousreply 1401/23/2021

People who talk about their sex life that much are over compensating for the fact that they aren’t!

by Anonymousreply 1501/23/2021

Must not have much of a dick if the wife isn’t interested.

by Anonymousreply 1601/23/2021

My Lord, yes R5 and R12. Yahoo or AOL at one point was producing insipid stories about these two at least once a week.

by Anonymousreply 1701/23/2021

R17 here. Just saw were OP's story originated. I stand corrected.

by Anonymousreply 1801/23/2021

I like the idea of his engorged, throbbing pinga with a glistening pearl of pre-cum crowning the head.

I do not care for the idea of her brittle parchment-paper vagina. Or her buggy eyes popping out of her head when an inserted cock displaces all her innards.

by Anonymousreply 1901/23/2021

Mark Consuelos is as QUEER as a thirteen dollar bill.

by Anonymousreply 2001/23/2021

He doesn't want that dry, gristly beef jerky pussy. He wants that $$$$.

by Anonymousreply 2101/23/2021

Does Kelly have any straight girlfriends?

She is only friends with gay men & Ryan Seacrest.

by Anonymousreply 2201/23/2021

When is she going to shave down that outie belly button. Nasty.

by Anonymousreply 2301/23/2021

Will Kelly get Ryan out of the closet?

There is no way that guy is straight.

by Anonymousreply 2401/23/2021

Did Mark get it?

by Anonymousreply 2501/26/2021

R22 we're sure you meant "including Ryan Seacrest."

by Anonymousreply 2601/26/2021

Does anyone believe Mark is celibate for weeks in Vancouver?

by Anonymousreply 2701/26/2021

Mark is fucking his way through the Riverdale cast.

by Anonymousreply 2801/28/2021

The Kelly Ripa PR machine must be so tired....

"Mmmm, just gots to have me some more of my wife's stringy roast beef curtain....she so wonderful"

by Anonymousreply 2901/28/2021

She has to post everytime he sends her flowers.

Like its an achievement that a husband sent a wife flowers...a little too hard pushing this version of the marriage.

by Anonymousreply 3001/28/2021

"Regis died and it was publicized again that he never spoke to her again"

He thought she was Katie Couric.

by Anonymousreply 3101/28/2021

But did Mark get it?????

by Anonymousreply 3201/30/2021

Has Joaquin come out yet?

by Anonymousreply 3301/30/2021

I love the new show they produce on Oxygen Channel - Exhumed.

by Anonymousreply 3401/30/2021

who’s the gay one—mike or quino?

by Anonymousreply 3501/30/2021

Couples that "communicate" with each other via Twitter & Instagram & Facebook are insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 3601/30/2021

R36

BINGO!

by Anonymousreply 3701/30/2021

Kelly is 3/4 Italian and she's flat as a board front and back. Nonni didn't feed her enough gravy.

by Anonymousreply 3801/30/2021

They are like every semi-trashy, blue collar couple living in the rundown neighborhoods in your town.

They just happen to have stumbled ass backwards into money and a little bit of fame.

by Anonymousreply 3901/30/2021

she is soo jersey trash, yet lives in a UES $27 million mini-mansion!

by Anonymousreply 4001/30/2021

but did mark ever get it?

by Anonymousreply 4102/03/2021

seriously , Kelly couldn’t get into an A-List Party if she tried.

noveau riche.

by Anonymousreply 4202/03/2021

They're reaching. Trouble in Kellyland no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 4302/03/2021

Kelly is on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

Will she talk about Mike, Lola or Quino?

by Anonymousreply 4402/03/2021

Quino!

PS: Of course DTM liked this post!

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by Anonymousreply 4502/05/2021

Kelly posts gross pics of her kids.

What mother needs her kids to stay relevant?

by Anonymousreply 4602/07/2021

R46 an overextended anorexic TV presenter...

by Anonymousreply 4702/07/2021

Her sons are pretty hot. They favor their father’s sexiness.

by Anonymousreply 4802/07/2021

Poor Lola!!!

She will never be pretty enough, skinny enough, smart enough for her mother!

by Anonymousreply 4902/07/2021

Au contraire. Lola’s beauty and sexiness makes st make Kelly seethe with envy.

It’s true she needs to stop posting the trashy pics of her kids. It’s typical lower class behavior. Anything for attention.

by Anonymousreply 5002/07/2021

Consuelos is talking about his wife's clit?! He has kids. That kind of vulgarity is inappropriate.

by Anonymousreply 5102/07/2021

Joaquin nipples!

by Anonymousreply 5202/07/2021

R51

Kelly & Mark were not the cool kids in their class.

Always trying to stay relevant, they are D-List at the Oscars.

Kelly names drops Lisa Rinna, enough said.

by Anonymousreply 5302/07/2021

LIVE is the best kelly is going to get.

by Anonymousreply 5402/07/2021

You know you are desperate for attention when you start instagramming phone sex sessions and advising ladies on vag balms.

by Anonymousreply 5502/08/2021

Are Kelly Ripa and Kathy Lee Gifford two different people?

by Anonymousreply 5602/08/2021

does kathie lee recommend vag balms too?

by Anonymousreply 5702/08/2021

I’m living with my parents and my mom watches Kelly and Ryan every morning. I can overhear the TV and every fucking day this week, Kelly has brought up sex. On Monday, I kept hearing her say the word porno, then yesterday she repeatedly mentioned porno music. Today Jason Biggs is guest hosting band she spent 5 minutes joking about his infamous scene in American pie.

It reminded me of this thread because they’re apparently both sexually frustrated.

by Anonymousreply 5802/10/2021

of course Kelly is that girl who loves valentines day.

by Anonymousreply 5902/10/2021

because Kelly has to remind people that she is “attractive.”

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by Anonymousreply 6002/11/2021

[quote]because Kelly has to remind people that she is “attractive.”

R60, the past tense of "is" is "WAS!"

by Anonymousreply 6102/11/2021

She looks wormy.

by Anonymousreply 6202/12/2021

I wonder if he winces when he hits bone.

by Anonymousreply 6302/12/2021

Calling them 'vulgar' would be kind.

by Anonymousreply 6402/12/2021

ugh she acts like she got featured in vogue.

its glamour, honey.

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by Anonymousreply 6502/12/2021

of course DTM likes and comments.

still think he wants to fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 6602/12/2021

what’s mark getting kelly for vday?

by Anonymousreply 6702/14/2021

[quote]what’s mark getting kelly for vday?

VD?! Or some other STD.

by Anonymousreply 6802/14/2021

she is such a basic girl.

already shoving valentines day down our throats.

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by Anonymousreply 6902/14/2021

Mark sent akelly roses.

That means he’s fucking one of those Riverdales?

by Anonymousreply 7002/14/2021

"America's TV sweethart"? Bwahahahahaha!!

by Anonymousreply 7102/14/2021

when you need to plead for dick-you ain’t anyone’s sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 7202/14/2021

kelly and ryan’s “work wife,” show not moving forward @ abc. maybe they ain’t so special after all...

by Anonymousreply 7302/14/2021

Kelly and Ryan have the chemistry of an ice cube and a popsicle.

by Anonymousreply 7402/14/2021

me thinks kelly’s opportunities are numbered.

she is someone who yearns for the past, hence that Pine Valley mess she is going to produce.

by Anonymousreply 7502/14/2021

did kelly and mark do it on valentines day after he bought her roses?

by Anonymousreply 7602/15/2021

"do it"

So quaint.

by Anonymousreply 7702/15/2021

do it is what the basics do.

basics who post valentines roses on instagram.

by Anonymousreply 7802/15/2021

Their marital bed would be rockin' if the Mister could plow his throbbing meat stick deep in the Missus's creamy clam dip!

by Anonymousreply 7902/15/2021

I’m sure he gets plenty of side clam in Canada while filming Riverdale

by Anonymousreply 8002/15/2021

Imagine he was cheating on her and her whole image is wrapped up being his wife. What a fraud life she would be leading!

by Anonymousreply 8102/15/2021

Seacrest completely wants to get into their closet sessions. He wants Mark’s dick bad!

by Anonymousreply 8202/15/2021

Kelly is hosting alone recently, something she should never do. She is basically boring. Think her and her crew are the non-cool kids from high school who got rich one day & think they are A-List, when they are really D-List.

by Anonymousreply 8302/15/2021

I had a few girls like this in high school. They usually dated or married a monosyllabic Hispanic and Italian and that was their one claim to personality. They were usually small-minded and boring and very average in looks. Also, lower middle-class.

by Anonymousreply 8402/15/2021

R84

Sounds like Kelly Consuelos.

Her whole image is being Mark’s wife and she promotes herself like that. Like if you are a woman w/o a husband and kids you are lesser than.

by Anonymousreply 8502/15/2021

[quote]Kelly is hosting alone recently, something she should never do. She is basically boring. Think her and her crew are the non-cool kids from high school who got rich one day & think they are A-List, when they are really D-List.

Ryan is sick, they had pre-taped Thursday & Friday's show, so much for live.

by Anonymousreply 8602/15/2021

She pegs him, right?

by Anonymousreply 8702/15/2021

Perhaps she teases his leathery anus with a well-manicured nail.

by Anonymousreply 8802/15/2021

Kelly is classic blue collar Italian. Defines herself as a wife and mother. It’s creepy.

by Anonymousreply 8902/15/2021

R89

Agreed Kelly is Jersey middle class. The best those girls ever wanted was ring/husband/kids.

This job means she got out of her 3 mile radius of what her life was supposed to be...

by Anonymousreply 9002/15/2021

R86 Friday's show is always taped on Thursday.

by Anonymousreply 9102/16/2021

Kelly clings to the past. These photo montages she puts up on instagram are nauseating. Like she has to prove to the audience she has the perfect life.

by Anonymousreply 9202/16/2021

But did Mark get it from Kelly?

Inquiring minds want to know...

by Anonymousreply 9302/17/2021

Mark is close to Andy Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 9402/18/2021

did mark get that pussy?

by Anonymousreply 9502/20/2021

Kelly has tons of homo friends. Wonky eyed Cohen is the most insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 9602/22/2021

Mark & Kelly joked about proceating “Quins,” this week.

Yuck-they definitely come off as people who constantly have to talk about their sex life to stay relevant. Or confirm their relationship is relevant.

When are these 2 going out to pasture?

by Anonymousreply 9702/27/2021
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