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Dairy Queen Says NO To Lesbian Cake

Dairy Queen Franchise Owner refuses to write the word "Lesbian" on cake

Imagine if they went to Burger King instead!

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by Anonymousreply 51January 23, 2021 10:48 PM

Dairy Queen is TASTELESS anyway. The Lesbian couple should go to their nearest CARVEL which has a far tastier product.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2021 7:06 PM

Canada has Dairy Queen?

I've never been to a Dairy Queen

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2021 7:07 PM

Who needs a cake when you have a U-Haul?

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2021 7:09 PM

Tacky little dyke.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2021 7:12 PM

[quote] I've never been to a Dairy Queen

Really? They’re in New York.

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2021 7:20 PM

Bitter Dairy Queen.

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2021 7:21 PM

R5, in NYC? I grew up in Brooklyn. I went to Carvel and B&R. I don't recall ever seeing a DQ until I left the state and even then, I never actually went into one. I'm not saying it in a "snob" way, just weird that I never recall I ever stopped into one on road trips.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2021 7:31 PM

Can a Dairy Queen employee be counted on to even spell the word "Lesbian" correctly?

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2021 7:32 PM

Who the fuck orders a cake from Dairy Queen? Don’t these dykes know any homo bakers who could bake them a goddamn cake?

Why the hell aren’t we taking care of our own instead of going to Dairy Queen or patronizing bakeries owned by evangelicals?

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2021 8:05 PM

LESBIAN???

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by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2021 8:09 PM

In Alberta? I’m shocked—shocked, I say!

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2021 8:20 PM

Nobody should be getting anything from Dairy Queen.

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2021 8:22 PM

Yeah, Carvel would've been a better choice.

Always go with Cookie Puss.

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2021 8:31 PM

Lots of trashy people in Op's video.

Why would anyone want the word "lesbian" on a cake?

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2021 8:33 PM

Would they make a cake that says, “Happy Birthday Lebanese”?

by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2021 8:37 PM

There now is a weird DQ/burger place on 14th st . but yes, Carvel is much more New York (though you can't find a Carvel store anymore)

by Anonymousreply 16January 22, 2021 8:38 PM

In OPs video/news report it looks like a podunk town so their options were probably limited (and their budget?)

The Canadian franchise owner did release a statement saying he was sore-y aboot the situation, admitted policy wasn't followed, and re-training was in order. But who knows how sincere that is.

by Anonymousreply 17January 22, 2021 8:38 PM

[quote] Who the fuck orders a cake from Dairy Queen?

Someone trying to manufacture from thin air a discrimination lawsuit.

$$$

Honestly both sides of the cake issue are complete idiots. A cake is a cake whoever buys it but also you can buy one at almost any food retailer.

by Anonymousreply 18January 22, 2021 8:41 PM

Maybe the DQ owners fled Lebanon and now refuse to serve to their fellow countrymen?

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by Anonymousreply 19January 22, 2021 8:41 PM

[quote] Always go with Cookie Puss.

Or on their case, Cookie Pussy.

Amirite?

Guys?

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2021 8:42 PM

Dairy Queen inspired many a hairdo...

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by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2021 8:42 PM

[quote] Why would anyone want the word "lesbian" on a cake?

That’s what I’d like to know.

Did they want “Happy Birthday ya big ole dyke” on it?

by Anonymousreply 22January 22, 2021 8:43 PM

Just bring a bucket of KFC, that's what the Lesbians I know always bring to a party.

by Anonymousreply 23January 22, 2021 8:44 PM

The Dairy Queen in Manhattan on 14th Street has closed. Frankly, I don't know who they thought their clientele was going to be in that neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 24January 22, 2021 8:46 PM

Didnt Big Gay Ice Cream in NY close too?

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2021 8:52 PM

Well, it’s not like the sign says Dairy Kaween.

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2021 8:53 PM

Yes, r25, it did.

by Anonymousreply 27January 22, 2021 8:53 PM

R16- I just went to a Carvel in Eastchester NY last Sunday and spent a small fortune on two Carvel cakes, one small frozen vanilla with strawberry sauce and a large fresh cup of vanilla with a bit of chocolate and large container of roasted almonds ( I KNOW, I KNOW- I'm a FAT WHORE).

by Anonymousreply 28January 22, 2021 8:55 PM

It’s their right not serve the Lebanese!

by Anonymousreply 29January 22, 2021 9:02 PM

Why the hell are they trying to get a cake from Dairy Queen. Have a fellow sister make you a decorated NUT LOAF!

by Anonymousreply 30January 22, 2021 9:10 PM

These young folks don’t appreciate the tradition of a good nutloaf on one’s birthday.

At least Summer is honoring the wearing of the plaid flannel.

by Anonymousreply 31January 22, 2021 9:10 PM

The old man who ran Carvel also did the company's commercials. Listening to him was mesmerizing. You kept wondering when he would give in and finally clear this throat.

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by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2021 9:11 PM

Give me money and I’ll write anything on a cake. I don’t give af.

by Anonymousreply 33January 22, 2021 9:13 PM

Did they try to get it in the shape of Florida?

by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2021 9:16 PM

I only “service” agnostics

by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2021 9:21 PM

Let’s visit a bakery in Wyoming and see if they make us penis cookies!

by Anonymousreply 36January 22, 2021 9:25 PM

They have several Carvel shops in Brooklyn, in fact they opened some new ones a few years back. They also sell Carvel in some supermarkets.

There was a Dairy Queen on Graham Avenue in Brooklyn but it’s closed down now. I think there are a couple in Staten Island.

by Anonymousreply 37January 22, 2021 11:47 PM

R20 - I [bold]so[/bold] wanted to do that when I posted @ R13, but I decided to behave.

by Anonymousreply 38January 22, 2021 11:57 PM

What if they had a passport showing they are from Lesbos?

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by Anonymousreply 39January 23, 2021 12:06 AM

[quote]Yeah, Carvel would've been a better choice. Always go with Cookie Puss.

I prefer Fudgie the Whale myself.

by Anonymousreply 40January 23, 2021 12:08 AM

They should have just enjoyed some muff pie and called it a day.

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by Anonymousreply 41January 23, 2021 12:10 AM

Tom Carvel was a trip! I loved his TV ads.

Was that Roger Grimsby at the beginning of that ABC clip? Wasn't he fired for being a perv?

by Anonymousreply 42January 23, 2021 12:19 AM

Cake frothed lips. Icing smeared breast. Drunken bloodshot eye. Lesbian breaking Dairy Queen glass. Charred rubber cock wrapped in a tissue at bottom of mini-backpack. She carries a blade. She pulls it on you. She kicks the dirt and circles you. Spits into the dirt you hear knife click. Feral erotica. Dark lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 43January 23, 2021 8:36 PM

From some comments on here (looking at you but ot pointing fingers R23) it seems like you all don't have the most sophisticated lesbians as friends. The two I am pals with back home in LA are incredibly discerning in terms of food choices. Hell, even here in Romania, it was the only openly lesbian lady at work that gave me the rundown of where to find plant based organic products and a recipe for miso eggplant (don't laugh...whatever she did, it was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 44January 23, 2021 9:07 PM

Sophisticated lesbian? What is that?

by Anonymousreply 45January 23, 2021 9:08 PM

That’s one with sleeves on the flannel.

by Anonymousreply 46January 23, 2021 9:11 PM

Baskin and Robbins ice cream cakes are way better because they actually have cake in them

by Anonymousreply 47January 23, 2021 10:14 PM

r40=Erna

by Anonymousreply 48January 23, 2021 10:22 PM

I wonder if they'd have written "Happy Birthday, Soft Butch Sous Chef?"

by Anonymousreply 49January 23, 2021 10:22 PM

Sophisticated lesbians know where to find the flannel shirts with the highest thread count.

by Anonymousreply 50January 23, 2021 10:46 PM

[quote]Didnt Big Gay Ice Cream in NY close too?

just the EV one. the other 2 are still open

by Anonymousreply 51January 23, 2021 10:48 PM
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