You may refer to me as the Dowager Countess.
My footman tells me there is a contraption where I might receive your inquiries and answer them forthwith. Please commence your questions and I will do my best to address them in due course.
You really don’t want to know how we refer to you around here, Countess.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 22, 2021 3:58 PM |
Dearest R1,
I am familiar with the vulgarity used to denote my presence.
However, I believe a more suitable use is as a reference to Lady Mary.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 22, 2021 4:03 PM |
If Irishman Tom Branson had looked liked young Colin Farrell, would your mussy get moist?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 22, 2021 4:40 PM |
Did you never have a fling with the sable boy, countess? Be honest!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 22, 2021 4:43 PM |
Let us just say that Mr. Branson is NOT afflicted with the curse of the Irish!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 22, 2021 4:44 PM |
I've actually spoken to her...and been the recipient of her withering gaze.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 22, 2021 4:51 PM |
MARY!
CARSON!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 24, 2021 3:58 PM |
Why are you such a cunt, countess?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 24, 2021 4:02 PM |
Your ladyship, you don't have a footman. Spratt is your butler.
How is Miss Denker?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 24, 2021 4:03 PM |
One should address the Dowager Countess as “Lady Grantham” or “my Lady,” not “your ladyship.”
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 24, 2021 4:28 PM |
Her ladyship doesn't have a footman.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 24, 2021 4:47 PM |
What is it you can't face?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 24, 2021 4:52 PM |
Denker is undoubtedly annoying someone in the poorer regions.
As for Spratt, he's become an icon for a certain type of dandy. I believe the term is "shopbottom."
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 24, 2021 5:15 PM |
Does your pussy stink?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2021 5:16 PM |
My cat has no unpleasant odours, R14. What an unusual query!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2021 5:29 PM |