Roller Nazi: lied about EVERYTHING

"Roller Nazi™" is henceforth how we shall refer to this scummy cunt on The DL.

I prefer "HotWheels Cawthorn" but why limit ourselves?

If only he could pop a wheelie. Or a boner.

Sorry Charlie. This tuna is flaccid.

I personally like the sound of hot wheels nazi.

That bitch needs to get off my ho stroll!

It's ME! *I* am the cutest on wheels!

I will cut that fucker!

He writes pretty too

I called him a Nazi shopping cart in another thread but I think we should workshop a name.

MatchboKKKs Car? Or something with trolley, it has troll already built in.

Goebbels on Wheels

One of you bitches should sit on his lap to test if he is able to get hard. Then we’ll know if he’s lying.

Eustace T. Cringeworthy is his real name

Of course he lied. All Repugs lie, all the time. It’s all they have

More like Aquanetta von Fraudulencia

What the hell? His arms are literally thicker than his legs.

R13 well, to be fair, that's not uncommon for anyone in a chair like that.

A lying politician? I'm shocked!

A lying Republican politician? Well, I never in all my life!

R6 Christ, he writes his name like a nine year old girl who just learned cursive, I’m surprised he doesn’t dot his “i” with a star.

r13 Muscles atrophy when they aren't being constantly stimulated and used.

I will say, it's sort of equalizing to have a lying asshole in a wheelchair. Often the disabled are portrayed as pure and innocent. They can be lying scumbags - just like us!

White Power Wheels?

Home Skuled Illiterate

[quote] Muscles atrophy when they aren't being constantly stimulated and used.

Well, that explains a lot.

Are we sure the spelling of his first name isn’t Madysyn?

A previous thread was in favor of Sitler, but Roller Nazi is good. I also liked Gimpy Goebbels.

nothing wrong with some 'alternative facts'

R18 You jest right? The “evil cripple” is a trope that has a long history stretching back to Shakespeare.

SITLER. that's the best one.

Sitler and White Power Wheels are both awesome

Another young, brazen liar and professional troll in the GOP ranks. He’ll probably go far. Has he made a statement about the claims in this article yet?

Sitler is genius.

What a psycho. He's probably not even straight!

Please, say more about this, R30!

Oh, I am laughing so hard at Sitler. Goddess bless the Datalounge for its infinite wit.

"One of you bitches should sit on his lap to test if he is able to get hard."

No one on Datalounge could get anyone hard. Or wet.

He's Lindsey Graham's lil sex toy on wheels.

Why the little lying sociopath strikes again!

Roller Nazi™

Have several seats, SITLER

[quote] He’ll probably go far.

Not without a decent can of oil, he won’t.

In the family we just call him "Poopsie."

Pizza. There is a Meghan vibe about this guy, with his staged food deliveries.

Whoever came up with "Sitler" deserves a reward. Still laughing...

SD@freetimer77·12h Replying to @CawthornforNC Free pizza is SO much better than being at home with their families! You are the best! I am sure they are super happy to be there all thanks to your insurrection!

And yet the National Guard commanders went public a week or so ago and effectively said, “thanks for the donations, but we don’t need them and can’t take rhem.” He went on to explain the people you’re seeing in the Capitol are resting between shifts and they’re all put up in area hotels.

More lying from Sitler, as though he’s a hero. Lt. Dan muthafucka, you couldn’t lift these troops’ jockstraps.

[quote] Whoever came up with "Sitler" deserves a reward. Still laughing...

He did. I already gave him a blowjob. Seems as though he had asparagus recently though, so I had to spit.

Is R6 his actual signature or someone making fun of him? It looks like a middle school kid's handwriting.

Another Republican stunt queen. It's like a virus - Gaetz, the QAnon bitch, Cruz, Rubio, Gohmert.

My problem with all of this - any decent investigation would have brought out all of this to light before the election. The Navy Academy decline was reported on.

Meanwhile, nothingburgers like Pocahontas, Pelosi's haircut, and other small infractions lead the news cycle.

Fuck this immature, spoiled brat who got into a drunk driving accident in Spring Break when he was in high school.

[quote] And yet the National Guard commanders went public a week or so ago and effectively said, “thanks for the donations, but we don’t need them and can’t take rhem.” He went on to explain the people you’re seeing in the Capitol are resting between shifts and they’re all put up in area hotels.

But lying GOP pieces of shit just see a photo op where they can look good.

Did he spell his own last name wrong? Where is the r?

Could one of you tech savvy bitches please make a meme or a video of this with his face superimposed on.

The Spazzi Nazi

No official word from any top GOP officials about this pathological liar?

Those same GOP officials certainly weren't reluctant to criticize Obama when he wore a tan suit, or put his feet on an Oval Office coffee table, or when Michelle Obama wore a "slutty," sleeveless dress, or when they thought Obama's children were inappropriately dressed for a memorial service. Yet outright lies about one's background get swept under the rug.

THIS is the dark trait of so many Millennials: They do not hesitate to tell great, whopping lies about themselves.

The scooter Nazi looks inbred.

TIL Donald Trump is a millennial.

Oh please, R52. Telling lies about one's background or accomplishments is hardly limited to millennials.

There is a whole website devoted to people exaggerating and embellishing their lives and accomplishments. It's called Linkedin, where there is more BSI (bullshit per square inch) than any other known place on earth. And the people posting this happy horseshit come from all age brackets and all walks of life.

Maybe he's not even handicapped! Has anyone peeked in his windows at night? He's probably doing Tik Tok dances .

[quote] THIS is the dark trait of so many Millennials: They do not hesitate to tell great, whopping lies about themselves.

I'm not one, or defending them, but any of us who lived through the 80s know that ethics and honesty died in the 80s. We now know that you can say whatever you want about yourself and it will be believed, thanks to a lot of fuckery that started in that era.

Millennial here and you are not going to blame us for this little shit. Blame his homeschooling parents if you want but he's old enough to be responsible for all of his views, lies and actions. He is reprehensible but he proves once again how easy it is to fool Republican voters. I wonder if we'll soon see a performance artist run as a R, spew all the talking points and dog whistles and then get into congress and vote with the Dems on everything!

Madison Cawthorn = *Dolly* Madison

You guys are slipping ;-)

I invented the internet.

R60 - let it go

r61 don't waste your breathe. Dee is here on her smoking break. She'll bump every political thread with her wit for the next 10 minutes.

Oops, "breath" -- sorry, Oh Dear troll.

"Love Story" was about Tipper and me.

Home-schooled cursive writing is a "fail."

Drinks Trolly Madison.

If Cawthorn fires that particular rifle, he better be on a flat ground surface.

Lord look at this paragraph. I couldn't get a job at a shitty company if I left stuff blank.

'So I took a look at his financial disclosure form, where he’s supposed to list out all of his assets and income sources. According to the form Cawthorn submitted, he, as he put it himself, “made most of my money in the New York Stock Exchange,” which is helpfully characterized as “unearned” income. Under the section for “earned” income, i.e. where one would include income one made from, say, a job? It was blank.'

From this article

It's lovely how r40 him and the people in the comment section do a total 180. I bet you two weeks ago they were all cheering on the capitol event that caused the national guard to be present.

Now that we are questioning his background, are we 100% sure that the dog belongs to him.

Such a fraud.

I can't wait to see him on Dancing with the Stars in a few years.

[quote] Madison Cawthorn claimed Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) in the Deposition. “It was definitely less than when I was able to produce out of myself before my accident. You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident definitely – I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And then the pain also made reading and studying very difficult.” (page 15). That statement contradicts an April 10, 2015 article titled “Accident Survivor returns to thank Halifax Health trauma staff.” Kevin Captain, Director of the Trauma Center, said “His head was the only system in his body to be spared significant injury, Captain said.” On a separate note re: education, he amended his previous deposition that he applied and was accepted to Harvard. (p. 32) He also amended his previous deposition that he was also planning to take Harvard’s online program. That was obvious when he said his SAT score of 1860 out of 2400.

It's get funnier and funnier. He lied and said he had applied to Harvard and a brain injury put a stop to it.

and democrats never lie!!

Those arms though

It's not nice to fib, RollerNazi!

Poor Nellie...

The "I'm going to deliver pizza to the great troops" stunt while making sure veteran's services are barely funded is a typical GOP move.

He's learning quickly.

I hear he's training for the SHIT IN A BAG OLYMPICS.

His real name is probably "Madisyn", but he butchified it to appeal to the fashies.

He scares me more than Trump ever did.

Kill the crippy!

^ He's a gimped-up Damien.

so pretty yet so stupid.

I like how he enlists the Washington Monument as a replacement hardon at R75.

R80: His real name is actually David. Madison is his middle name.

Wheelchair!

Doesn’t matter. It’s not like he can spell either one.

Maybe God took his lower half because Madison was so rapey?

Regrettably, given the big gun in OP's pic and the Washington Monument above, I think there is a small or non-existent sex life.

This pretty boy is scary as fuck. He needs to be stamped out. I believe he’s an actual nazi.

Sitler is so venal and so stupid and deluded he's going to be shocked when his little charade falls apart.

He's pathetic and so obvious.

Please tell me that even republicans are going to throw this one back in the pond.

This can’t be good for business.

[quote]Regrettably, given the big gun in OP's pic and the Washington Monument above, I think there is a small or non-existent sex life.

See also the fact he's paralyzed from the wait down.

We got ourselves a Dr. Strangelove, but I call him “Hate Wheels.”

He was engaged very young and blamed the break up for getting all Ds in his one semester at a Bible college. How pathetic is that.

The handwriting is an indication of the standard of his mother’s teaching. It looks like the scrawl of 5 year old. Imagine him on a committee with Yale and Harvard grads who have years of experience in law and academia and politics. How can be not see how unprofessional it looks and change it? He may not have had a brain injury but he is not right in the head

But you are a Nazi!

Is he still engaged to the buxom fitness influencer lady?

"No one on Datalounge could get anyone hard. Or wet."

I bet if Poo Shoes sat on him she would burst his fluid bags.

He got all Ds in Bible College, how stupid is he it’s fucking Bible College, that’s like failing preschool?

Worse - failing Bible school is like failing art class.

Serious question then what can they do with him and the 2 Q women. I’ve been reading the Pelosi book and Congress is actually hardcore and not for the feint of heart. This kid doesn’t have the intellect or the discipline to serve on a committee when he can’t even write. Will McCarthy just hope they lose reelection and disappear?

#StolenValor

Pass it along.

[quote] Of course he lied. All Repugs lie, all the time.

he's a pitiful liar. Just the worst

He's what we call a creeple in neighborhood.

Someone needs to tell him his “Make-a-Wish” is over and it’s time to go home.

His college, Appalachian Bible College, in West Virginia, is actually considered the Harvard of Bible Colleges, in his defense. It's sorta accredited and everything.

[quote] not for the feint of heart.

Oh, dear!

[quote]No one on Datalounge could get anyone hard. Or wet.

Speak for yourself, I've peed on many laps before.

#BelleOnWheels

Totally fucking related:

[quote] In his first run for Congress, Cotton leaned heavily on his military service, claiming to have been "a U.S. Army Ranger in Iraq and Afghanistan," and, in a campaign ad, to have "volunteered to be an Army Ranger." In reality, Cotton was never part of the 75th Ranger Regiment, the elite unit that plans and conducts joint special military operations as part of the U.S. Army Special Operations Command.

[quote] Rather, Cotton attended the Ranger School, a two-month-long, small-unit tactical infantry course that literally anyone in the military is eligible attend. Soldiers who complete the course earn the right to wear the Ranger tab — a small arch that reads "Ranger" — but in the eyes of the military, that does not make them an actual Army Ranger.

...

[quote] Reached for comment, Cotton spokesperson Caroline Tabler told Salon in an email, "Senator Cotton graduated from Ranger school and is more of a Ranger than a Salon reporter like you will ever be." (It is not immediately clear whether Tabler herself is a Ranger, or whether she graduated from Ranger school. Further, Tabler, a spokesperson for Cotton's Senate office, copied the office's chief of staff, Doug Coutts, on the email, but to a Cotton campaign address; senate offices may not coordinate with campaigns.

Gaetz should put that pretty white mouth of his to good use trying to suck Sitler's cock to life.

How do members of Congress get their staff? Does the RNC choose people and assign them? Do state delegations help out filling different office roles? I'm thinking of the guy who was Nicole Boebert's communications director. He was described as "seasoned" having worked for McConnell and at the Department of Transportation (I think) So the guy quits after only a few days working for her. His official picture was in an article. I kid you not. He looked like a TEENAGER!

Do they stick the youngest staffers with the crazies? Despite his youth, he was smart enough to scram. The point I'm getting to is that Boebert, Cawthorn, and that Marjorie QAnon thing are not only outshined intellectually by their colleagues, but their staff members all have college degrees and Capitol Hill experience. Boebert is a H.S. drop out. I can't imagine what smart career minded staffers would want to do with these low information ninnies.

How old is this crippled bitch really? Those crows feet say close to 40.

I'm pretty sure Congresspeople get a budget to hire pretty much whomever they want.

But his has to include a butt washer.

Does he get extra in the budget for that?

But how would people so incompetent and unconnected to D.C. even know who to hire?

Friends from home and campaign workers.

CNN Newsroom with Pamela Brown--

I don't know WTF she is, but thank you for the warning that you'll have this extraordinary rolling grotesque on next.

I'm over to MSNBC.

Tom Cotton and Madison Cawthorn are the Hilaria Baldwins of Congress. Parse words to imply and then claim innocence that anyone was deceived.

For the doubters (link); the penis is controlled by the brain.

This invalid is such a POS.

When I saw that signature I thought like others that is the writing of a little girl.

Seriously, that can't be his real signature.

R116 = 17 year old gayling.

liar lying

You can tell he has been coached not to talk like a girl. Now he has to be coached not to write like a girl.

He is cute, can he definitely not get hard? It's a shame as he definitely needs some sense fucked deep into him.

He gets hard. The peen depends on the brain. Send him your Zak Spears vintage pics.

Pamela brown got a promotion and is on the up. Love her. She was grinding the last for years while some other Capitol reporters were playing footsies with the whitehouse. She is the real deal.

Tom Cotton looks like a cartoon character but I can’t place it.

This nazi dude has the face of pure evil. By the way. This is the type that would lure you into he woods and beat you to death and get away with it.

Oh man. Pamela Brown has demolished this Hitler Youth candidate. See the video...

Does he realize what the Nazis did to his kind?

R131: That's not necessarily true. It depends below which vertebrae the spinal injury occurred. And erections are caused by a combination of brain (psychogenic) and physical stimulation (reflexogenic). I'm a medical professional, but I don't have the energy to type it all out, lol. The linked site explains it just as well as I could. The little bit I know about his accident--the fact that he had his feet propped up on the vehicle's dashboard at the time, thus making injury to the lowest part of the spine, the sacral plexus, where the nerves required for reflexogenic erection are located, much more likely--makes me more likely to believe he cannot get any meaningful erection. That said, despite essentially claiming TBI as the reason why he could no longer take classes online through Harvard after his accident, his trauma surgeon is quoted as saying his head was his only major body system not severely affected, so anything is possible, but doubtful.

Such an all-around waste of space this guy is. (i.e. a 'useless eater,' as Hitler would refer to him). Do recall that Hitler ordered that such German invalids was best used as medical experimental subjects. Hence, they were starved to death or dissected alive - much like the Japanese Unit 731. These horrific experimental testers were granted immunity in exchange for sharing their much-valued data on how these invalids lived after being vivisectioned alive.

It's too bad that this asshole Cawthorn guy does not know his true value. Perhaps he could best serve his masterrace masters by availing himself for experimental purposes?

[quote]You can tell he has been coached not to talk like a girl. Now he has to be coached not to write like a girl.

Whuh?

r9, these fat whores would just end up breaking the man's wheelchair.

CNN reporter Pamela Brown is the daughter of former Miss America Phyllis George and former Kentucky Governor John Y. Brown, Jr.

Brown nailed the wheelchair Nazi.

R133, Tom Cotton makes me think of Huckleberry Hound.

I disagree. Yes, she got in some good jabs, but she also let him get away with too much. She didn’t hold his feet to the fire. Then again, he wouldn’t have felt it so.

She didn’t harp on his interpretation of the clause in the Constitution.

She didn’t nail him down as to why ballot boxes being placed is equivalent to “harvesting ballots.”

She didn’t follow up with why his state was “the most secure” when they did the same thing Wisconsin did.

She didn’t delve deep enough into why he describes the insurrection as “despicable,” yet he was on the stage possibly inciting it. She didn’t play the tape of him imploring people to “lightly threaten” their congresspersons.

I wish he would’ve gone on with Cuomo, Cooper or someone a little more brash. Watching it had me sitting like Jim Garrison in [italic]JFK[/italic] saying “Ask the question. Ask the question!”

He keeps saying 'Yes Ma'am' and I can just imagine all the fraus thinking he's a clean cut Veteran.

He’s got that smarmy smirk on his face at all times.

Permasmirk

R137: hmm., if he has lost sexual function, why has he been accused of sexual harassment and assault at the college he went to (and dropped out of). That was after his accident, right? Does that effectively disprove the allegations or was he just trying to be one of the bros? Or can he still feel sexual desire/arousal despite the injury, just an inability to stay hard?

[quote] That was after his accident, right?

No.

^ He obviously has an operable tongue and fat fingers.

[quote]Often the disabled are portrayed as pure and innocent.

I'm not sure what treacle you're watching, but how people are "portrayed" is often a lot different from how they are treated, and the disabled are treated pretty poorly by our culture and our institutions.

The glee some folks relish while mocking this nazi for being "a cripple" is a bit too much. Mock him for being a liar and a Nazi, and mock the obvious disconnect he has as a disabled Nazi, but calm the fuck down with your gross excitement for finally being able to "stick it to disabled people." Pipe the fuck down.

Madison clearly skipped leg day.

Wheelchair Wally had a gun.

Wow, r152! That’s original. Oh, my, you’re such a wit.

We have NOT heard that one yet. Nope. Not even on Every. Fucking. Thread.

Nope.

Well, his legs *are* kinda underdeveloped

R144, people like this guy are hard to deal with in interviews because everything they say is a lie. You have to focus on just one or two things to get anywhere.

R6 why dies he sign his last name with a u instead of w and without an r? Or does he not know cursive?

Apparently the better you know him the more you hate him.

Light relief moment

Is he feeling a chubby at r158?

Pamela Brown eviscerating this guy is my new favourite thing.

R155 He’s known to skip leg day- every day.

HEE-larious and very original, r161.

My, you’re the very soul of wit.

He's paraplegic, how's he supposed to go to the gym?

Roll there.

This is how Madison goes to the gym

Weird, so he can stand and support himself on his feet (with assistance) but can't move his legs?

[quote] His college, Appalachian Bible College, in West Virginia, is actually considered the Harvard of Bible Colleges,

Knowing this dumb ass, he'll probably put Harvard on his resume

And knowing the type of trash that Harvard accepts, they'd probably accept him too

So this guy slanders the "best friend" who pulled him out of the burning car by standing before a crowd and tell them "he left me to die" . Madie's a moral cripple.

If that is true, I hope the friend sues the fuck out of him.

He got owned in an interview on CNN this weekend. This kid doesn't know shit. Even what he believes himself. He's being told what issues he needs to address and then is prepped poorly. They saw a young disabled tool they can use and then exploited it. And seriously from upthread he has the penmanship of an eight yr old. I had an an ex who wrote like that in his 30s and there was definitely a man child quality to him I assume this guy has.

Well he probably has a colostomy bag, so there plenty of room to stick a hand up his asshole and make a puppet out of him, but that doesn’t forgive him at all.

I saw that interview too R170. It was excellent. Pamela Brown literally made rags of him. CNN labelled it "Pamela Brown presses Madison Cawthorn..."

Did you notice the over the course the shredding, he got more and more flushed with stress and tension? Particularly his cheeks. It looked like he had been applying very pink blush. I was hoping his head would explode! He steadfastly stuck to his script though.

Worth a look if you haven't seen it.

It's my hope that one day Roller Nazi will turn up on Google when you Google him...

So much revealed and so much still to learn about Roller Hick.

R172...yes I did. Not only the flushed face but he also had the shaky nervous voice and gleaming, teary eyes people get when under distress. I loved every second of it it. And she went on for quite a long time pressing him and not letting him off hook asking for examples and proof for his claims. And the kid was mumble mouth of anxiety.

He talks like he has a dick in his mouth.

Roller Nazi!

Wait until the truth comes out about how he became disabled. He was being spit roasted by 2 13 inch cocks and it permanently dislodged a vertebrae in his spine because he insisted they went balls deep.

He is a Deplorable Congress a Republican servant. This is practice. He already has the narcissist gene. He soon will, if not already, discovered the power of the lies and misinformation; he's on TV. He will never be held accountable by his own party. Same for Greene and Boebert. The Wicked Witch isn't dead. And it's a L O N G movie. Joy and happiness growth will be S L O W.

I bet he fingers Marjorie Taylor Greene and they both get off on it while they talk about gun holder rights and the second amendment.

At this point I am starting to wonder:

- Is he really a cripple? Does he lie about being an invalid to score pity points?

- Was he born male?

- Is he really white?

- Is his name really Madison Cawthorn?

He's gay

Are we sure he's not faking the handicap? I wouldn't trust anyone in the GQP.

The Republican base loves lies, it's who they are. He'll roll straight to the top.

Is he even a Republican? A human? AMERICAN?????

Has anyone seen his barefeet? I'd love to see them

R3, that's great dialogue.

But I'd need those two lines in separate episodes.

Uh oh! Young Madison's got a strong, capable woman to run against.