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Josh Hartnett, average-sized dick energy?

What do you think? Doesn't he come across as oh so meek and mellow?

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by Anonymousreply 34March 23, 2021 6:13 AM

"Dick energy" isn't a real thing. It's essentially slang for male gender role conformity. Gender roles themselves are historically- and culturally-specific social constructs.

The notion that male gender role conformity positively correlates with penis size is pseudoscientific.

You're building your worldview around falsehoods.

by Anonymousreply 1January 21, 2021 11:20 PM

You're not wrong, but you're distracting us from Josh's dick. Which I'm sure is delightful, whatever its size may be.

by Anonymousreply 2January 21, 2021 11:57 PM

He's sexy as fuck. LOVED him in that creepy show where he fucked Frankenstein.

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2021 12:04 AM

For you, R3

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by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2021 12:11 AM

R3

He didn't fuck Frankenstein or Frankenstein's monster or the Bride of Frankenstein.

He fucked Dorian Gray (see R4).

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2021 12:23 AM

6 inches?

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2021 12:23 PM

He has thick cock face.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2021 1:16 PM

[quote]r1 "Dick energy" isn't a real thing.

It is when you feel it flowing inside of you.

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2021 8:54 PM

Pathetic concept for a thread.

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2021 9:05 PM

I wonder if his dick is as good-looking as he is.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2021 2:59 AM

He’s one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen. Even after all these years.

by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2021 3:41 AM

Gorgeous

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by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2021 8:58 PM

He’s been said to have an average at best cock

by Anonymousreply 13January 23, 2021 10:00 PM

Still handsome. Word is he's uncut.

by Anonymousreply 14January 23, 2021 10:23 PM

I'm always up for more Josh Hartnett threads. Someone who is actually handsome and quite likable. He showed us everything but his dick.

by Anonymousreply 15January 23, 2021 10:26 PM

While he cannot act. He is fascinating to watch on screen like 30 Days of Night, Black Dahlia, Halloween H2O and The Faculty. He's a bit better than Ryan Phillippe who is also not that talented but beautiful. Josh is at least good at horror and thrillers

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2021 2:52 AM

I like Josh and think he's a perfectly serviceable actor. He's better looking now than he ever has been. I saw him interviewed not too long ago and the interviewer was asking him about turning down Brokeback Mountain years before it was made with Heath and Jake. Josh laughed and said he was young and dumb, but the main reason he turned it down was because he didn't think he could do justice to the amazing script. I found that interesting.

by Anonymousreply 17February 25, 2021 2:02 AM

The DL Mole Patrol are not fans of Hartnett.

by Anonymousreply 18February 25, 2021 3:48 AM

Is r1 trans?

by Anonymousreply 19February 25, 2021 4:11 AM

This makes me think I need to rewatch Penny Dreadful. I watched it all, but I’ve forgotten it a bit. Josh was perfect in it. He’s not a great actor, but he’s watchable. And handsome as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 20February 25, 2021 4:42 AM

5 inches erect is average.

by Anonymousreply 21February 25, 2021 4:50 AM

H20 was so much better than that pretentious 2018 reboot.

by Anonymousreply 22February 25, 2021 5:07 AM

He's sexy and beautiful to look at but really has no charisma or acting talent. I think his face is almost angelic. He's like Keanu Reeves-lite. I think Hollywood was hoping to make him a James Dean type (brooding, handsome bad boy) but it just didn't work. His filmography is mostly terrible teen movies and his later attempts at "artistic" work and he turned down some major roles that actually could have helped him in the long run. Penny Dreadful sort of revived his career. 30 Days of Night is probably one of his best films despite the bad acting due to how well-made the cinematography and atmosphere is. I think Josh just works better in action and horror just like Keanu Reeves. I could see him do really cheesy action B-movies or doing a reboot of Highlander.

I remember this really bad early 2000s movie called 40 Days and 40 Nights. Where Josh Hartnett's character decides to give up masturbation and sex for Lent and he gets raped in the end by a girl and it's played for a joke.

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by Anonymousreply 23March 23, 2021 2:27 AM

Well, R1 may quibble about feminist-fascist constructs that attempt to undo the facts of biology and life, much less culture, but it doesn't change the fact that in any philosophical view it is universally acknowledge that R1 is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 24March 23, 2021 2:37 AM

Humans at the end of the day are just apes who stand upright. We evolved large penises and they are associated with virility which is associated with masculinity. Large dicks were likely sexually selected by women who chose to pair with men with large penises and larger penises likely improved the chances of procreation.

by Anonymousreply 25March 23, 2021 2:43 AM

He was good in Penny Dreadful and I thought it would be his comeback but that didn't happen. I guess he burned a lot of bridges.

by Anonymousreply 26March 23, 2021 3:07 AM

It was rumored he was a coke or heroin addict too. I think he just felt he was above doing a lot of the roles that were offered to him and tried to have a career as a serious film actor. But the issue is he lacked the talent and credibility for that and would have worked better in the blockbuster roles he turned down. He is also admittedly introverted and shy and prefers to live a private life.

by Anonymousreply 27March 23, 2021 3:18 AM

[quote] He was good in Penny Dreadful and I thought it would be his comeback but that didn't happen.

His filmography is stacked at the moment with lots of stuff listed in preproduction. He's doing fine. I just think the industry has become so fractured with so many streaming and VOD offerings, that it's impossible for anyone to really break out unless they are already a big name.

by Anonymousreply 28March 23, 2021 3:46 AM

R28 Even big stars are appearing in stuff that nobody is watching now. Julia Roberts was a lead in a TV series and I can't even remember the name of it even though I watched an episode.

by Anonymousreply 29March 23, 2021 3:47 AM

I love how elusive he is, that alone make him hot.

by Anonymousreply 30March 23, 2021 3:50 AM

I like him as an actor.

George Clooney wanted him.

by Anonymousreply 31March 23, 2021 5:49 AM

Colin seemed to like him too

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by Anonymousreply 32March 23, 2021 5:59 AM

I will take Ryan Phillipe over Josh Harnett and while yes, both are terrible actors, I actually think Ryan is a better one. Ryan had Cruel Intentions and Gosford Park. He's best when he is a spoiled dilettante. Josh doesn't really have an iconic film. Ryan has a better ass and I bet a nicer cock. Josh is giving pencil dick vibes.

by Anonymousreply 33March 23, 2021 6:06 AM

Ryan also doesn't mind being seen as a piece of meat and whores himself out on Instagram. Josh seemed to hate being sexualized and wanted to work against his sex symbol image.

by Anonymousreply 34March 23, 2021 6:13 AM
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