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Happy 100th Birthday to Deforest Kelley

The STAR TREK physician was born January 20, 1920.

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by Anonymousreply 27January 21, 2021 1:12 AM

He's DEAD, you idiot!

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by Anonymousreply 1January 20, 2021 11:07 PM

He reminds me of this mean, nasty old man that lived down the street from us when I was a young boy, I want him to finger-fuck me hard while I jack off.

by Anonymousreply 2January 20, 2021 11:09 PM

Ew R2, you freak!

by Anonymousreply 3January 20, 2021 11:10 PM

Lt Uhura did not like him . Zulu sensed he was homophobic. Nurse Chapel was Trans !!!!

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by Anonymousreply 4January 20, 2021 11:13 PM

Deforest Kelley was a lumberjack.

by Anonymousreply 5January 20, 2021 11:13 PM

This reminds me, I need to defrost my fridge.

by Anonymousreply 6January 20, 2021 11:13 PM

He's in the Bones yard.

by Anonymousreply 7January 20, 2021 11:20 PM

[quote]Deforest Kelley was a lumberjack.

And he's OK!

by Anonymousreply 8January 20, 2021 11:22 PM

Deforest is a stupid name.

And he had NO ASS whatsoever.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 20, 2021 11:23 PM

Yes, I know that, R1, you ignorant slut.

A lot of these responses made me laugh (not R1 of course).

by Anonymousreply 10January 20, 2021 11:30 PM

OP is retarted.

He would have been 101, you ignorant TWAT!!

2021 - 1920 = 101.

Stupid asshole.

by Anonymousreply 11January 20, 2021 11:32 PM

Dammit, I’m a doctor, not a birthday well-wisher!

by Anonymousreply 12January 20, 2021 11:34 PM

I don't think he's having a happy birthday, nor reading birthday greetings, to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 13January 20, 2021 11:36 PM

May De Forest be with you.

by Anonymousreply 14January 20, 2021 11:36 PM

[quote] I don't think he's having a happy birthday, nor reading birthday greetings, to be honest.

I'm sure he's reading his well wishes right now.

IN HELL.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2021 11:38 PM

Yeah, I guess he was born 101 years ago not 100. My mistake.

At least I know how to spell retarded.

by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2021 11:41 PM

At least Betty White has someone to bump uglies with!

by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2021 11:44 PM

Upcoming film: "De-Forest Kelly"

At his 18th birthday, Kelly is introduced to the joys of body hair removal.

by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2021 11:47 PM

He's dead, Jim.

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2021 11:52 PM

[quote] ,R1, you ignorant slut.

[quote] He would have been 101, you ignorant TWAT!!

Girls, girls.

You're BOTH ignorant twat sluts.

Now kindly STFU!

by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2021 11:56 PM

I never understood why he founded this movement, after I loved him so on Star Trek and all.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 21, 2021 12:03 AM

R16 You were so close....

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by Anonymousreply 22January 21, 2021 12:15 AM

R20

You STFU, cunt!

All THREE of you are ignorant twat sluts!

And so is Deforest Kelley! God rest his soul.

by Anonymousreply 23January 21, 2021 12:33 AM

I’m a corpse, Jim, not a doctor!

by Anonymousreply 24January 21, 2021 12:36 AM

[quote] I’m a corpse, Jim, not a doctor!

Actually, since you died in 1999, I'm guessing you're pretty much just bones, Bones.

by Anonymousreply 25January 21, 2021 12:38 AM

I can't see Deforest for de trees!

by Anonymousreply 26January 21, 2021 12:39 AM

Bitch, please!

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by Anonymousreply 27January 21, 2021 1:12 AM
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