DILF Hunter Biden

Hunter Biden is an extremely handsome man.

I'd rather see his babymaker than his baby.

That is as cute baby. Both of them

Baby boy should get to know Dad real well, real fast, as he Poppy may be going away for a long, long time.

He looks rough if you ask me. He's aging and getting quite fat

I thought the baby was called Precious.

The baby is named Beau after his dead uncle.

Do the Bidens ever see the kid Hunter had with that stripper?

R5 would fall to her knees if Hunter flashed the monster.

Escorts, strippers, a South African filmmaker, his sister in law, his niece, and allegedly Malia Obama. Does this guy have a 12 inch cock?

I kind of really love the idea of the President of the United Stated having a fun, naughty and pervy anything can happen train wreck of a son so long as its all in good fun. Maybe it can lighten things up a bit.

The Daily Mail always gets the best photographs.

Looks like he put on weight like so many of us during the pandemic.

I can picture Jill and Joe as a youngster attempting to get after their wayward son and him always charming his way out of the car keys, the allowance and the credit card Jill sneaks to him so long as he doesn't tell his dad.

He’s a mess, but a supremely sexy mess. Love that Joe refuses to hide him.

I look at his cock pics every day. Yummy

We are about to have a first son with a 24 hr rager. Thats kinda hot. You know he's only gonna get more pussy. And he reeks of bi sex addict energy too.

There was video of him getting pegged on Pornhub.

Nothing boring can come of a pervy, horny first son.

He's hotter and let's face face it will be more hot than Junior. Hunter actually gets pussy and lots of it.

Sexy af

R2 how come you haven't seen Hunter's dick pic? It is all over internet. Almost every gay man in my city (Hong Kong) has seen it.

Far better looking and more interesting than the scum-trump boys.

Stop. He is hideous. There are plenty hot scions of Democrats, but Hunter ain't it.

I'd like to have his butt babies.

Hunter and Jr - Part 1

One night in the not too distant future, Hunter Biden and Donald John Trump Jr are going to run into each other at some bar in a fancy hotel, each of them already a little lit, and the other guests are going to have to keep them from tearing each other to pieces because of their pent up rage and animosity. There will be shouting, bitter insults, threats of violence, and flying spittle, but the other guys in the bar will do a good job of keeping them from actually laying fists on each other. Some beautiful young lady will intervene and plead with them to just listen to each other and talk to each other calmly and peaceably. Another peacemaker will offer to buy them a round of drinks and urge both of them to sit together in a somewhat private corner of the bar to try to work things out. At first, both Hunter and DJ Jr will scowl, but after some belligerent resistance, they'll grudgingly agree.

They'll talk for hours, ordering round after round for each other, eventually realizing that their disagreements arise over somewhat misplaced loyalties for their respective fathers. They'll come to admit to each other that each is the black sheep of the family, that they'll never be good enough in their fathers' eyes, and that they probably have more in common with each other than they ever did with their own brothers. They'll start to bond over women, their kids, addictions, ambition, disappointments, interests, and vices.

Eventually, the bartender will announce last call, but neither will be ready for bed just yet. Even so, Hunter will jokingly mumble that he's off to his "cheap" room and will offer a hug to let bygones be bygones. DJ Jr, will find himself to be surprisingly moved by the gesture and will easily and graciously accept. He'll let Hunter just hold him for several seconds, never having realized until that moment that all he ever craved was the approval of another man, something he always wanted from his father but never got. They'll both be fairly under the influence at this point, and will be swaying in each other's arms but neither making the move to let go first. Hunter somehow will intuit that DJ Jr needs this, so he'll continue to hold him as long as necessary. But the slight rocking will cause DJ Jr's hip to brush rhythmically and ever so softly against Hunter's naturally ample package, and before too long, the friction and intense warmth will cause Hunter to start to stiffen by degrees. It'll take several moments for DJ Jr to realize what's happening. At first, he'll be thrown for a loop, then he'll try awkwardly and sheepishly to make a crass homophobic joke, but it'll take an effort for him to peel his eyes away from that obvious and hypnotic bulge. Hunter will begin to pull away in embarrassment, but he'll notice that DJ Jr isn't entirely letting go, and the short distance between their groins will pulse and radiate with heat and waves of electricity.

Suddenly, Don Jr will break the moment and will ask Hunter if he wants to see his suite, bragging that it's the largest and most luxurious in the hotel. Hunter will hem and haw for a bit, but DJ Jr will keep cajoling until the young Biden eventually relents.

Hunter and Jr - Part 2

They'll head upstairs, the view will be magnificent, the music will be loud but neither will worry because no other hotel guest can hear through the hotel's solid walls, the jokes will be raunchy, the liquor will be plentiful, the jacuzzi will be incredibly relaxing, and the snow will fly everywhere as they start snorting lines off each other's naked body as they laugh and laugh and laugh, reveling in their liberating and unabashed fun.

And sometime the next morning, Hunter will wake up first, still balls-deep in Don Jr, the sheets soaked with the heady aroma of whiskey and cum. He'll be shocked and utterly disoriented for a few seconds, but as the memories of the previous night (the ones that bubble to the surface of his consciousness anyway) begin to coalesce, he'll smile to himself and burrow deeper into Jr's very tight and plump ass and moist hole still leaking warm jizz, and he'll drift into a wonderfully dreamy sleep again, and both will wear the most beautiful and satisfied smiles of their lives as they meld, body and soul.

This title is misleading. I thought we would be discussing anecdotes of Joe Biden hunting down daddies in DC.

Hm, a little past expiration date. How's the nephew coming along? Will he be turning 16 soon?

Did you read the comments section of that article. Dear God the Daily Fail has turned into nothing more than an outlet for right wing redneck scumbags. I'm more glad than ever I deleted their link from my favorite places months ago.

R15: Well he did until he won the election.

R16, I'm using one as my screen saver.

Daddy Hunter has landed in DC with his bebeh Beau and withPresident Daddy Joe! YAY! 🎉

The only thing Hunter needs to do to improve his look is have a little work done on his teeth. Some are different colors than others and his whole grill is off kilter.

First Son Hunter Biden was radiant today. I'm so happy for him. This is the greatest revenge after all the crap that the orange pig and the G🤡P put him through.

He has an ugly block head and looks like he smells bad. What's the appeal?

I want Hunter to fuck me...and I’m a top

R36: He's a Democrat so you are required by law to find him hot or You Ain't Gay™

Hunter's legacy 🤤

Hung Hunter

I love when you see the full package-dick,balls, and ass crack! 😍

He’s attractive but I don’t see why DL goes crazy for him.

R42 He has a fucking big dick and DL is 99% bottoms. You dumb fuck.

Baby Beau is going to have a mighty big dick some day. That Biden tool is magic!

Are those pics for real? How did they end up public? Did someone hack his cloud a la JLaw?

He's a nasty disgusting thing.

He manages to be both hot and gross at the same time.

His Liked videos were up on his pornhub account. There were bi videos, trans videos, and one brother video liked on his account. He does have eclectic tastes.

R45, he had a public pornhub account. The videos came from it. The images were definitely a hack job.

How many inches would you guess that cock to be?

Sounds hot R48 (except for the trans stuff).

That's not a good photo of him. He's much better looking.

He's sleazy and a druggie.

Now that Daddy's president, what job will Hunty get? Drug czar?

Dump was pissed as fuck that people didn't salivate over his ugly sons. This makes it worse.

I want to hold him in my arms and make it all better.

You know he was only 3 when his mothr died. Beau was 4. They were both seriously injured though I don't remember what their injuries were and whether there were lasting injuries.

Though Joe took the train home every night from Washington I cannot imagine what they went through emotionally not having their mother.

I have always wondered what made his mother drift out into traffic into the path of a truck. They were on a Christmas tree shopping trip IIRC and I wondered if maybe she was turning her attention to the boys in the back seat and got distracted from driving. That kind of thing happens all the time with parents carting around a bunch of kids. For a while some tried to blame it on the truck driver but the accident was thoroughly investigated (actually by a Biden friend) and they found nothing to blame with either the truck driver or the truck. I remember being upset because Joe once appeared before a MADD group and insinuated the truck driver had been drunk - which was absolutely false. I thought that was appalling he would do that. Maybe he just misspoke tryign to be empathetic to the group. I don't know his reason. But kids handle tragedy and loss differently and I truly felt for those boys. Some emotional or psychological damage affects you forever.

R15 HIDE him? They should secretly leak photos of him partying. He’ll be America’s most hot eligible mess bachelor in no time flat. Then he can marry some nice billionaire girl like Beto and mend his erring ways and redeem himself.

Most women and gay men around the world would want to hit that.

r58, have you been paying attention? He's not a bachelor, he's married.

To a nice Jewish girl as it happens.

Top view of Hunter's magic missile

This prick fucked his brother Beau's wife and then had the balls to name his son Beau. Also, I guess his stripper, out of wedlock baby didn't make the cut for Inauguration.

I can't believe you idiots are lusting for this loser.

Bet that thing shoots like a fountain.

Too bad the video of him nutting was taken down.

In one of the leaked emails Hunter says he has body dysmorphia and has to be constantly reassured that his dick is huge.

So he needs to be told how hung he is constantly...classic.

I bet he made Hallie tell him it was bigger than Beau's.

I think he's hot as fuck and bet he growls like a beast when he cums.

"She (Hallie) started to tear down my already fragile ego. “I only remember the big penises and the really small ones I cant tell the difference between all the average ones.” I know its easy to point out how trivial and typical stupid guy only thinks of his penis that is, but the sadistic part about Hallie is that . She knew how sensitive I was to that because when I was 14 and played varsity football but hadn’t reached puberty it was a horribly embarrassing time in my life that has stuck with me from this day and because of that . I loved to be reassured that my 9 inch very big penis was actually big. It may be funny to you but its body dysmorphia and the exact reason Hallie got breast implants. I know my penis is almost twice the size of an average mans penis I know that she knows that and I know she knows because I’ve now told her 100 times to stop implying that no matter how obviously wrong she is because no matter how beyond the little boy you have grown its harder to put out of your mind that the person says it not once not twice not 10 times but over and over. Fucking sadistic- and I really was going to not let my anger get the better of. But you (Hallie) fucking sick mean fuck.”

He has perfect teeth now, he got it fixed before his 60 min interview.

He was only 3 when the accident happened, how tramatized could he have been, does he even remember it? His brain wasn't hurt that bad, he managed to graduate from Georgetown and Yale law school...

I think he was the black sheep, his dead bro was the preferred son etc and was made to feel like he wasn't worthy etc...hence all the acting out etc. He's punishing his parents for making him feel like shit growing up.

bump

There are sex vids of HB out there, but they are hard to find (pun intended). Anyone have any to share?

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Bumping for nudes

I don’t think Hunter is attractive. His head is long. Like a suppository .

Many here would love to use his head as a suppository.

If Hunter had been Roman, his name would've been Biggus Dickus

Hunter has dreamy blue eyes and a sexy voice. 😍

R39 & R60 damn, that is a sweet piece of meat.

He is one big hangin’ man.

He fucked his NIECE?

Please, R82. You make it seem like he fucked his DAUGHTER.

I wonder if the thought of Hunter's big dick ever crosses Pete Buttigieg's mind?

We all have a cross to bear. He is his father's.

I could look at the pic R39 posted for days. I consider that the perfect dick. Nice body too.

He must be sentimental, he has a daughter named after his deceased sister and a son named after his deceased brother.

Same here, R86. That cock is perfection.

Beau has a son named Hunter.

Seriously r89? Did not know that.

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Will we be seeing any more nude photos of Hunter Biden?

He looks like a human grease slick.

Hunter is the hotter Billy Carter of the Biden Family.

Every family has one, apparently.

Are there any more pics? Everyone is talking about them on DL. I want to see more.

He's such a dumb attention-whore grifter, he could be a Trump.

I fucking hate this guy,. He has to release a book NOW? While his father is president?

It's probably in the timing. A book now, while his father is president, would sell and have more interest...though tacky? I agree..not bad looking but has a greasiness about him. He was on CBS Sunday Morning. He's emotional like Joe.

He’s a total fox

Hunter 's memoir, "Beautiful Things," hits the bookstores Tuesday, April 6, and the reviews are very favorable. I'm buying a copy.

They are putting this out now so there is nothing to be used as ammunition when the next election rolls around. God strategy IMHO.

Hunter Biden: American Hero. Love this guy.

Whether you like Hunter or not there's no denying he's more handsome and nicer to look at than either of those Trump sons (both of whom are insanely jealous of the his big cock.)