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Caption this photo of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

She went duck hunting with her husband.

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by Anonymousreply 70January 17, 2021 7:30 PM

Man holding this gun makes my dick hard.

by Anonymousreply 1January 15, 2021 10:35 PM

Fun morning Huck cunting with Bryan!

by Anonymousreply 2January 15, 2021 10:36 PM

R1 By man, are you referring to Sarah?

by Anonymousreply 3January 15, 2021 10:36 PM

The One Where a Fat Repressed Dyke and her Fag Husband Do Butch Activities

by Anonymousreply 4January 15, 2021 10:39 PM

Duck Duck Pig, Duck Pig Duck!

by Anonymousreply 5January 15, 2021 10:41 PM

the Huckabeast

by Anonymousreply 6January 15, 2021 10:43 PM

The husband shoots the duck and then the Huckabeast gallops on all fours, retrieving the duck for him in her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 7January 15, 2021 10:43 PM

Does this camouflage make me look like a terrorist?

by Anonymousreply 8January 15, 2021 10:45 PM

She’s a goner; he’s not bad looking.

by Anonymousreply 9January 15, 2021 10:45 PM

Wonky eyed people should not be shooting guns.

by Anonymousreply 10January 15, 2021 10:47 PM

They both have those repug “insane eyes”. Like ducks eyes in headlights.

by Anonymousreply 11January 15, 2021 10:48 PM

Lying hypocrite trash

by Anonymousreply 12January 15, 2021 10:49 PM

[quote]Wonky eyed people should not be shooting guns.

It's fine with us.

by Anonymousreply 13January 15, 2021 10:50 PM

Did she snap up that way-out-of-her-league husband after he "prayed the gay away"?

by Anonymousreply 14January 15, 2021 10:51 PM

It's married?!???!

by Anonymousreply 15January 15, 2021 10:52 PM

Staging this suicide as "duck-hunting", too ugly-as-shit to live.

by Anonymousreply 16January 15, 2021 10:54 PM

Is that horrific photo of her -- where it looks like a gigantic close-up of the Hunchback of Notre Dame -- still around?

by Anonymousreply 17January 15, 2021 10:57 PM

A fat pig waddles into a forest...

by Anonymousreply 18January 15, 2021 11:00 PM

R14, I always thought that they both were gay.

by Anonymousreply 19January 15, 2021 11:01 PM

The most UNCchristian liar

by Anonymousreply 20January 15, 2021 11:03 PM

I'm surprised her husband never mistook her for a moose or bear.

by Anonymousreply 21January 15, 2021 11:12 PM

R21, she has the body of a water buffalo.

by Anonymousreply 22January 16, 2021 12:32 AM

Looks like she put on some duck fat.

by Anonymousreply 23January 16, 2021 1:00 AM

Good thing it wasn't moose hunting She'd be toast.

by Anonymousreply 24January 16, 2021 1:19 AM

The Queer Hunter

by Anonymousreply 25January 16, 2021 1:27 AM

Sarah pointing the gun in the wrong direction.

by Anonymousreply 26January 16, 2021 1:28 AM

The cows are shooting duck

by Anonymousreply 27January 16, 2021 1:36 AM

"Our annual Duck and Fuck Date, (as prescribed in Section One, Paragraph A of our pre-nupt; a man can stomach only so much grease and fat.)"

by Anonymousreply 28January 16, 2021 1:53 AM

MONGO LIKE DUCKIE OMNOMNOMNOM

by Anonymousreply 29January 16, 2021 2:03 AM

What a fun way for a heterosexual couple to spend the morning together.

by Anonymousreply 30January 16, 2021 2:50 AM

How did she snag such a cute hubby?

by Anonymousreply 31January 16, 2021 3:14 AM

[quote] How did she snag such a cute hubby?

She tops me like a champ!

by Anonymousreply 32January 16, 2021 3:39 AM

"Look who just captured and is gonna pluck, gut and eat me for dinner tonight, everybody?!!"

by Anonymousreply 33January 16, 2021 6:45 AM

Leave the ducks alone, you creep

by Anonymousreply 34January 16, 2021 7:02 AM

Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again.

by Anonymousreply 35January 16, 2021 9:21 AM

Sarah's husband was worried she would noisily devour another house pet as she was becoming restless again ( quarantine snacking am I right ?!), so he decided to saddle her up and take her out to go after some wild game.

by Anonymousreply 36January 16, 2021 9:29 AM

The tweets by Trumpsters further down are both laughable and infuriating. They live in an alternate reality.

by Anonymousreply 37January 16, 2021 9:30 AM

Trash 🗑 🚮 🗑

by Anonymousreply 38January 16, 2021 9:33 AM

Where's picture #3, where she's sprawled on the ground after he "accidently" shoots her.

This seems like the kind of story the Daily Mail loves; relatively good lucking husband takes the old "ball & chain", bear-like shrewish wife "hunting", clads her head to toe in camo and then - oopsie! accidently shoots her so be can finally be with his side piece he's been keeping in FL.

by Anonymousreply 39January 16, 2021 9:46 AM

He's not cute, he looks like a slightly misshapen version of character actor Anthony James.

by Anonymousreply 40January 16, 2021 10:59 AM

Crackers Crack Cracking Quackers

by Anonymousreply 41January 16, 2021 12:06 PM

Local convicted sex offender captures wild Huckabeast.

by Anonymousreply 42January 16, 2021 12:14 PM

Arkansas Razorback Learns to Use Shotgun

by Anonymousreply 43January 16, 2021 12:35 PM

“Sadly, Dick Cheney couldn’t join her for the hunt”

by Anonymousreply 44January 16, 2021 2:25 PM

[quote]He's not cute, he looks like a slightly misshapen version of character actor Anthony James.

He's still way better than she could ever hope to get without paying for him.

Also, COOKIES!

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by Anonymousreply 45January 16, 2021 8:23 PM

Didn't she have someone write a "book" for her?

I presume it tanked.

by Anonymousreply 46January 16, 2021 8:37 PM

He works hard for the money!

by Anonymousreply 47January 16, 2021 8:41 PM

She has this handsome man and I'm single.

by Anonymousreply 48January 16, 2021 8:52 PM

The husband gets to see her naked everyday!

by Anonymousreply 49January 16, 2021 8:55 PM

She looks much better without makeup & in the sunlight. Her press conference look always seemed so forced and awkward.

by Anonymousreply 50January 16, 2021 9:11 PM

R46, the Huckabeast also had plans to run for office of some type.

by Anonymousreply 51January 16, 2021 11:44 PM

You guys are mean, she’s a handsome woman.

by Anonymousreply 52January 16, 2021 11:58 PM

Her fat cottage cheese thigh encased in waterproof rubber waders

while squatting in dank muddy water

as she sweats, farts, and stuffs her game bag with the bloody dead ducks

Must be catnip for the straight dudes

by Anonymousreply 53January 17, 2021 12:23 AM

[quote] she’s a handsome woman.

Strong as an ox, too.

by Anonymousreply 54January 17, 2021 12:25 AM

AND child bearin' hips!

by Anonymousreply 55January 17, 2021 12:28 AM

I don't even want to think about what she's going to look like when she's 70.

by Anonymousreply 56January 17, 2021 12:30 AM

Here's a glimpse of her DNA a couple decades on...

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by Anonymousreply 57January 17, 2021 12:37 AM

"Over the past year, the creature has been observed several times in the marshes of central Arkansas. Witnesses have reported it is a large, hulking, beastly-looking biped with a shrill cry and a foul odor."

by Anonymousreply 58January 17, 2021 12:40 AM

[quote]Over the past year, the creature has been observed several times in the marshes of central Arkansas. Witnesses have reported it is a large, hulking, beastly-looking biped with a shrill cry and a foul odor.

Yes, the Arkansas Yeti...sometimes know to torture and kill dogs

It has the worst qualities of some kind of Yeti, Chupacabra, and Big Foot combination creature

by Anonymousreply 59January 17, 2021 1:04 AM

‘Oh shit, I just shot Jesus.”

by Anonymousreply 60January 17, 2021 1:06 AM

She is one of the most unfortunate-looking women I have ever seen in my life.

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by Anonymousreply 61January 17, 2021 1:11 AM

They must enjoy killing wildlife like Junior Miint & Eric.

Hope there are no dogs around when there is a Huckabee nearby.

by Anonymousreply 62January 17, 2021 2:20 AM

Missing link somehow pulls trigger without opposable thumbs.

by Anonymousreply 63January 17, 2021 2:26 AM

He has a very squared chin.

by Anonymousreply 64January 17, 2021 2:36 AM

I think she had surgery to open up her squinting eye. The surgeon did a good job. I give her credit for not dying her hair blonde like 95 percent of other Republican women. She definitely looks in her element dressed in camouflage fatigues and without makeup.

by Anonymousreply 65January 17, 2021 2:58 AM

She's despicable !!

by Anonymousreply 66January 17, 2021 3:19 AM

Fug Gunting

by Anonymousreply 67January 17, 2021 3:31 AM

Fat cunt

by Anonymousreply 68January 17, 2021 7:40 AM

This couple is living proof that "every chamber pot has its cover."

by Anonymousreply 69January 17, 2021 7:23 PM

Jethrine goes a' hungtin'

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by Anonymousreply 70January 17, 2021 7:30 PM
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