Will you be attending Major's "InDOGuration?"

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It's so cool that he did this. Major looks like he'd be a great dog to have.

Major looks like a mean dog.

I like the cutie in the front of the photo.

That German Shephard looks like such a sweetheart.

Haha, they're being referred to as DOTUS.

POTUS, FLOTUS, and DOTUS.

How cute!

That's sweet. Did the Bidens adopt a kitty yet? They said they were going to have one.

Major gets ALL the fucking attention!!

About the cat they'll adopt.

Haha R6.

Major, Major, MAJOR!

Re the cat.

R7 DOLLFACES! However, I'd never trust German Shepherds around a cat.

Yeah, they need to be very careful with the new cat and the dogs. Love that they're adopting.

Those dogs aren’t used to having cats around. BAD IDEA!

[quote]I'd never trust German Shepherds around a cat.

We had an endless series of German Shepherds (or adjacent) and cats my entire childhood, all female. Sometimes the cat was queen of the house, sometimes the dog. But there was never any bad dog behavior.

I have a friend from my first job who had a few dogs and cats for many years, and it happened once: the dog somehow was rough with the cat and snapped the cat's neck. It happens, but it's not common. They just need to be very watchful when the cat is near either dog.

If I dress up like a cat will they adopt meeee? Pweeeeze?

The focus groups conducted to see which dog to adopt cost over $2 million.

Can someone please summarize exactly what this event is about?

The article isn't very clear.

R13 I'm glad to hear it. Three out of four German Shepherds that my wussy dog and I meet on our walks are assholes.

Those are good old fashioned dog names, Major and Champ.

[quote] But there was never any bad dog behavior.

They are the goodest bois!

Haha R20.

I love Champ. He's so cute and so mellow.

Major is a MAJOR asshole!

We go from having a bitch in the White House to having a dog.

I still don't understand what an "Indoguration" is.

Can anyone explain?

Poor Champ is ancient and probably not long for this world.

I hope they get another puppy when he passes on. It's good for dogs to live in twos.

Major is a puppy. He will mellow as he gets older.

I think the "indoguration" is going to have Major and Champ walk around and maybe get some new "white house" bowls or something like that. Not in the WH, of course, but maybe around Blair House and let them sniff everything.

I am intending to be there with my dog and cats. It will be fun and supports the shelter.

[quote] Major is a puppy. He will mellow as he gets older.

Major is a jerk.

No doubt because he's adopted and trashy, not like Champ, who is a dignified pure breed.

Finally some real alpha men in the White House.

it will be nice to have pets in the white house again

Major is pure trash!

Major doesn't look like a pure bred German Shepherd.

He looks like some kind of mongrel mix.

We'll always be the most popular pooches!

That dog at OP has such a sweet face and expression. I hope people are encouraged to adopt dogs from shelters. Usually I don't comment on animal threads, but that dog has a sweet face.

Champ loves to play golf!

Major's journey from rescue puppy to DOTUS!

So where can we watch this "Indoguration?"

The article doesn't say.

When are they picking up COTUS?

R36 They are adopting a cloned cat from Socks Clinton. The procedure hasn't been completed yet.

Since the Bidens are Catholic, I'd kinda like to see the dogs be blessed. I love photos of people taking in beloved animals for whatever that ceremony is. I think it has to do with St. Francis.

R38 Many Catholic parishes do annual pet blessings on October 4th which the feast day for St. Francis.

Champ is ready!

[quote]The Bidens adopted Major, a German Shepard

Oh, dear.

You too, R3.

It's going to be a ruff night.

Is Major single?

As Catholic lady I tell next important Blessing is the blessing of Throat on February 2. St. Blaise help me stay clean in mouth.

I love having my throat "blessed," R44.

Usually by a hot guy's cock!

I hope that Champ and Major will be properly dressed for the occasion.

This Instagram is hilarious: "The Oval Pawffice." So cute!

Joe really loves Champ.

They're so adorable together.

It's almost time, Major!

Better go POOP.

Will Triumph the Insult Comic Dog be attending the Biden Inauguration?

I'd love to see him interview Major.

Any sign of Champ or Major?

What time does the Indoguration start?

Wasn't Melanija Knavs the first rescued-from-the-streets bitch in the White House?

Sure R52, but MelaniWhore is a stray dog.

Champ is a pure breed.

WHEN DOES THE DAMNED INDOGURATION START????!!!!!