Gym Jordan

Major, major slimeball.

Imagine how we feel.

I hope he gets what's coming to him with the wrestlers scandal. There has to be hard evidence somewhere. A taped conversation, anything. I can't believe he's still in The House.

I don't even live in Gym Jordan's district or even in Ohio and I have gotten two fund raising emails from Jeffrey A. Sites a U.S. Army Veteran and Democrat for Congress in the last two days. Christ I want Jordan defeated but the next election is almost two years away.

He looks like Dexter.

He's toast.

His next election is sure to get nationwide attention with every effort made to oust him. And Matt Gaetz, too.

r3 In one of the most painful oversights in history, apparently Jim Jordan admitted to everything and begged for forgiveness on a call that some idiot didn't bother to record. The idiot went on to discuss the call with the media without a recording. Jordan will never again admit to anything.

r7 Apparently you haven't been paying attention to electoral politics. They are both in 100% safe seats, as are most of the morons and fascists in Congress today. They will not lose their seats.

Singlet

Lol R9. That’s exactly what repug Georgia peaches Purdue and Loffler said about their “100% safe-seat” selves, before Dems Warnock and Ossoff came along and won.

Apparently YOU haven’t been paying attention to electoral politics.

You are aware that Trump is awarding him the Medal of Freedom before he leaves the WH, yes? He's such a total pig (either one: Trump or Jordan).

Daring, Different, Delightful!

We can all take solace in the fact that he seems to be perennially angry which will have an adverse affect on his health in coming years.

Exactly, R10.

Did Gym Jordan ever NOT look like a creepy pedo?

He runs everything like a coach.

Not saying this in any way to excuse this POS, but you just know he was constantly sexually abused as a kid.

No bulge at all!

Agreed OP. He's also low-down nasty snake in the grass and he's batshit crazy as well.

Wikipedia: "Jordan ... obtained a J.D. degree from Ohio's Capital University Law School[8] in 2001." Did he not get into OSU law school?

r11 I dont know why i bother trying to educate people like you. but i can't help myself.

The GA races were long shots. The chance of them winning was low, not zero. Both Democrats would have gotten in the low 40's in a worst case scenario, they ended up eeking out small wins. Thank god.

Jim Jordan got 68% in 2016, 65% in 2018 and when there was a huge 2020 jump in voter turnout: 68% of the vote. The claims that he overlooked sexual abuse on his wrestling team have been around for years. This is not new. The people in his district don't care. There is no amount of money or voter mobilization Democrats can do to flip that seat. If Jordan admitted he knew about the sexual abuse and managed to win the Republican primary, he'd still probably win.

r22, could there at least be 1000s of unregistered voters in his district who could be roused to vote against Jordan?

You like?

Are his constant yellow neck ties a signal?

R11 - the Georgia races were statewide, so it's not comparable.

He’s a newly minted Steve King and let’s remember wrestler sexual assault isn’t really serious because guys can’t rape each other.

Have you seen Gym Jordan's gerrymandered district. They have the lines drawn to sweep up almost every Republican voter in Northwest Ohio.

Who is this Gerry Mander everyone keeps talking about?

What?? Oh....never mind....

R21, Capital Law School had an awful reputation. I have two attorney friends in Ohio who say that if the resume is from Cap U, don’t interview. Incompetence prevails.

I think Cap has improved the reputation since then.

Somehow I suspect his happiest times were in high school, and the wrestling.

And I think he’s smart enough to know this Medal of Freedom for him is nonsense, especially after that famous coach refused it.

I think he porked some of his wrestlers

His hairstyle evokes "Harry" of the "Hendersons."

[quote]they ended up eeking out small wins

Oh, dear.

[quote]Wikipedia: "Jordan ... obtained a J.D. degree from Ohio's Capital University Law School[8] in 2001."

Why not Trump University?

[quote] I think he porked some of his wrestlers

Oh, please.

Miss Gym Jordan is a BOTTOM.

[quote]Have you seen Gym Jordan's gerrymandered district. They have the lines drawn to sweep up almost every Republican voter in Northwest Ohio.

Districts will be redrawn based on the 2020 Census. In 2015, voters approved the creation of a bipartisan commission to handle redistricting. There is a good chance Jordan's district won't be as favorable to him in 2022. And if Ohio had a decline in population, it's possible there will be fewer congressional seats allotted to Ohio (which is actually expected).

Hot, but he's only in the House. He has to become at least speaker to make my elite, worthy gentlemen's list.

I had a kid who wrestled in HS and there are plenty of great coaches / boosters. But it really seems to draw a lot of questionable figures. I am sure most of you are aware of the body exposure through singlet and homoerotic stances. But it is not uncommon for them to change into their singlet from the sides. No outright nudity, but close.

It is not uncommon to have confirmed bachelors as coaches or that combination of fit/hot dad where mom is a sow. Usually, the parents gather around the concession stand until their kid or one of the stars are up or there is a consequential match.

Capital was listed as the seventh worst law school in the country - moneyinc- 2019.

Lots of former wrestler dads who seem a bit to into it. Calm down pops, you've got a chubby.

Too.

[quote]His hairstyle evokes "Harry" of the "Hendersons."

His hair looks like it was swept up off the floor at Great Clips.

He's a Gohmert-class goofball.

[quote] Not saying this in any way to excuse this POS, but you just know he was constantly sexually abused as a kid.

Yes. He likely does not understand and accept that he is not responsible for his abuse. He was the victim of a depraved predator. But he carries all the shame and it has twisted him into something wicked and grotesque. He IS responsible for the person he has become and his own evil.

So gross.

Too bad he didn’t stay in his lane as a dumb as a rock gym teacher

Rofl R42.

Ouch!

r23 Biden worked Ohio. He spent money there. Still lost by 8%.

There are always unregistered voters who can be registered. But not many. Its expensive to identify them, get them registered, and get them to vote. Unregistered people tend not to care that much. And we're coming off the ultimate high turnout election. If you didn't care what happened in 2020, there's not much hope that person would care in 2022.

Sadly Republicans have redistricted themselves into so many hyper safe seats, its not possible to get Republicans bounced. and as we saw with Madison Cawthorn, even win when its an open seat. Cawthorn had a few scandals and did 10 points WORSE than the last guy and still won by 12 points, even though the D had plenty of money and national attention.

He protected a known pedo and there is probably a very dark reason other than protecting his and the department's reputations.

The sad truth is that even if they got rid of Gym, that district would just find some gun toting QAnon, fundie loon. I am not defending the guy, but I don't think he is any way the worst they could produce. In those gerrymandered repig districts, the crazier the better.

I would like to see him vigorously grudge fucked until he couldn't walk. I hate this man sooooo much.

[quote] I would like to see him vigorously grudge fucked until he couldn't walk.

I actually think he'd enjoy it.

I think Johnny Rapid is his son