Am I Psychic?
I parked my car on the street yesterday, and proceeded to walk to my house.
This stupid little shit kid about 8-10 years old comes out of nowhere from behind me with his bike, and totally cuts me off and scares the shit out of me.
I was really pissed off and glared an unholy glare at him for almost hitting me with his bike. Then all of a sudden his bike skidded sideways and he crashed into a pole and fell off his bike. Then he started crying!
A lady who saw what happened, asked him "Are you okay?"
Meanwhile, I had a Cheshire-cat like grin on my face, and said under my breath "Serves you right you little shit, for trying to hit me with your bike."
It was the best feeling in the world! Now I know what it's like to be Carrie White.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 16, 2021 4:29 PM
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Creepy Carrie! Creepy Carrie!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 15, 2021 6:07 PM
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No ur not psychic just a stressed out motherfucker who needs a beer.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 15, 2021 11:28 PM
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Watch it, R3.
Before I disintegrate you.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 15, 2021 11:29 PM
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Nah, but I think you need a physic.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 16, 2021 7:01 AM
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I bind you, OP, from doing harm; harm against other people, and harm against yourself.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 16, 2021 7:11 AM
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OP, I think your girth puts you closer to Kate Lawrence, who also had an ESP episode about a boy with a bike.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 16, 2021 9:40 AM
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If anything, you might have telekinetic powers. If you were psychic you would have seen the kid’s crash coming and warned him (I hope).
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 16, 2021 9:48 AM
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My mother got passed by a speeding car going 80 and shouted "See you up the next tree you bastard!" A minute later, there was the car, smashed into a tree. She claimed psychic powers after that.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 16, 2021 10:30 AM
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When the shitty kid scared you, did you clutch your pearl?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 16, 2021 10:48 AM
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I’ll never forget the time I told Freida Claxton to drop dead, and then she did!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 16, 2021 10:58 AM
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OP making her way down the street:
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 16, 2021 1:02 PM
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[quote]My mother got passed by a speeding car going 80 and shouted "See you up the next tree you bastard!" A minute later, there was the car, smashed into a tree.
My mother threw her empty gin bottle at the crash as we sped away and laughed
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 16, 2021 4:23 PM
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[quote]I’ll never forget the time I told Freida Claxton to drop dead, and then she did!
Fuck you, Frida Claxton!
There I finally said it and it feels good!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 16, 2021 4:25 PM
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Did you foresee that you wouldn't get fucked for all of 2020 and most of 2021?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 16, 2021 4:29 PM
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