Meet Micah Bock, Boy Spokesman to Alt-Right Rep. Madison Cawthorn

Oops, Patrick Henry *College*, not University.

Is he the one in charge of giving him sponge-baths?

I would assume so, R2. It's a bro thing. Micah is Patroclus to Madison's Achilles, Jonathan to his David, Gänswein to his Ratzinger.

looks like an asswiper 2 me....

And *wardrobe*, not "wardobe." Time for bed.

Micah = total fundie name. Will he marry Mehitabel?

Patrick Henry college?

what the fuck is that?

Micah and Madison. What a cute couple... of serial killers.

Patrick Henry College, R7, is the non-denominational college in Purcellville, VA, where Rep. Madison Cawthorn took classes in Fall 2016 (young Micah's first semester there), but then dropped out. During the campaign, more than 150 alumni signed a letter denouncing him for “sexually predatory behavior,” vandalism, and lying while he was a student there.

[quote] Micah = total fundie name.

Like Micah Plath.

I wish a dem house member would be a petty bitch and remove all the wheelchair ramps at the capitol!

What a punchable face. And the tie is hideous.

Will he still speak for Madison when he's in prison? I mean Madison. Or Micah. Or both.

[quote] I would assume so, [R2]. It's a bro thing.

R3, it's most definitely a brah thing. Frat brahs giving each other sponge-baths is all the rage. 😂

Apparently he likes Mexico as much as Aaron Schock does. He and his boys went to Cancun to celebrate his election victory and did a little karaoke.

Cawthorn needs to work on his dance moves.

Now he’s going to have to marry his P.R. hag.

He is swarthy hot. Momma likey.

I am not clicking on that karaoke hellscape, I am stating my boundaries!

Thank you, R7, that was my question exactly. Patrick Henry College sounds like another fake T**** school. No accreditation, natch.

So the cripple is a sexual predator, liar and scammer and his sidekick Micah is... uh.. a guy he partied with at college during his one semester of higher education.

I see the appeal but I have no interest at all in fucking Micah. He gives me limp dick.

Wouldn't it be funny if his wheelchair personna was all an act too. You never know with these fascists.

[quote] Wouldn't it be funny if his wheelchair personna was all an act too.

I could see him surprising everybody and suddenly walking on his hind legs like the pig from Animal Farm.

Ooops. Sorry guys, that was supposed to be in the "Is Catherine Bell A Lesbian" thread.

Give lil Micah a call. Might be fun.

What's the fun in being polite when you write to these scumbags?

I wasn't polite to Boebert and Marjorie today. I'm okay with it.

R20: That's a chilling image.