This is the first time I have seen Jack Schlossberg on video

Nah.

Okay, he has charm.

Man, he’s so fucking hot...and you just know he’s packing.

I'm Australian.

His attempt at an Australian accent is fucking terrible.

It was more a semi-fail Aussie-British hybrid.

Oh yeah, those lips have been wrapped around a dick or two

Might as well call him Jackline

He has gay face.

[quote]Might as well call him Jackline

Rhymes with "queen"

I bet he could wear those size 10s Jackie left behind when she croaked.

Sounded Seth Effriken to me.

He needs to keep practicing.

I'm American and even I can tell that that's a failure as an Australian accent.

I rather hear his imitation of Aunt Edie Beales.

Sounds like a bad Indian accent

Does he have "a" TikTok?

Holy shit he is hot.

Big Edie or Little Edie, R14?

I would fuck that boy silly!

Jewish and gay? Be still my heart!

People, let’s just stop this now. There’s a difference between being silly and how this ends.

Today, all metropolitan young guys have the same manner and cadence of speech as conspicuously gay men in the 90s. None of them are gay but beyond the sports world, there is such a proliferation of gay men in media it is unavoidable they would emulate them.

No matter how you feel about him, he should be in the dictionary for BDF.

Looking at him I don't believe the rumor, often aired on DL, that JFK Jr was sired on Jackie by some Italian race car driver or the like. This kid has all the same features as his uncle, so unless Caroline is also an illegitimate daughter of the Italian, the genes were coming from the Kennedys.

He's cuter than I thought.

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I like my Jewish men to be tops. Over a certain age. Which he is. By far.

Stud.

Yes.

The family treasure trail.

Please.

He's really cute

R27 = Bryan Singer

NICE VPL in those board shorts.

How can he be Jewish if his mother is Catholic?

That really is what a lot of Australians sound like, to Americans. Any American saying otherwise is just overcompensating because of their American guilt.

French Jew.

I don’t think that’s VPL @ R34, unless his penis is growing out from the crevice between his inner thigh and his balls. In other words, about 2 inches to the right of where it should be.

My gaydar is broke when it comes to his generation, especially when they are putting on personalities. He's always been cute.

A sister? I smell Tiger Balm.

My brother knows people who had him at Yale. Bisexual leaning straight. Doesn't enjoy sucking cock but versatile fuck. Fucks girls in ass, too. He's freaky. 8-9 inch huge cock that get hard up and to his left. Low hanging small nut sack but big watery loads. Hairy ass and doesn't douche before he bottoms.

My brother's friend also claims that Jack speaks regularly with John Jr who is still alive but doesn't want a public life. John is advising Jack on how to become POTUS. The illuminati are helping as well as the Intergalactic Federation, communicating through Mossad. JFK Jr lives with the aliens and they are using his sperm to create a hybrid race that looks human and super hot. They'll come out of hiding when Jack is POTUS. Jack is obsessed with Emma Watson and wants her for FLOTUS but Emma isn't interested.

He's smelling Girl Scout Cookies.

I pick my nose.

Who?

That is because Emma Watson is a big old lesbian, R42.

[quote]I would fuck that boy silly!

Too late.

He can take lessons from Brian

Hmm. Definite resemblance. I hadn't noticed until now

Just a teensy nose job and he would be gorgeous.

Buckets of hair. That means high estrogen.

Caroline is a troll. Interesting how she had an insanely hot brother, and now she has an insanely hot son.

She had an insanely hot brother and has a hot-adjacent son.

Watching the video with no volume on, he looks uber gay.

Cock size?

More like "cocklet" size - he's about half Irish

Actually, dumb dumb R56, his grandmother was French. People's ignorance of basic facts and history never ceases to amaze me.

His grandmother wasn't all that French, despite the maiden name. Look up the genealogy. She was actually part Irish.

[quote] Just a teensy nose job and he would be gorgeous.

Sounds like a typically nitpicking fag.

[quote]Actually, dumb dumb [R56], his grandmother was French. People's ignorance of basic facts and history never ceases to amaze me.

Do you ever listen to yourself?

I thought this was (deceased out gay actor) Tom Villard the first time I saw this pic.

Jack and his vibratto have returned with new Stories today.

He's hot. But I assume not very smart. His mother is dumb as a rock (way dumber than John Jr, which is a very low bar to being with).

R52, Her father wasn't too shabby either.

[quote] Jack and his vibratto have returned with new Stories today.

Ashes for Ash Wednesday. I didn't know he'd been raised Catholic.

"vibratto"

Oh, dear!

R64, run along back to Fox News, scumbag!

He doesn’t seem particularly dumb. He’s just young and acts silly on Instagram. Trust me, there are WAY stupider young guys out there than this kid.

His Instagram posts are mostly nerdy. He has a great look to him—very fun and handsome. A cool bro.

But what do I know? I also think his mom is beautiful.

[quote]Just a teensy nose job and he would be gorgeous.

He's fine the way he is.

Oh come on it is a little unfair to make that determination when he is trying to act goofy with a fake accent, listen to his here.

R50 is Nanette Fabray.

[quote] Just a teensy nose job and he would be gorgeous.

Enough with the nose jobs, everybody with the same, straight nose.

I watched without the sound. IMO, he does look gay. It's the eye movements (eyes going side to side) in combination with all the other animation.

I would happily eat his ass all nite long. As he want to Yale, of course he’s gay!

He's America's Crown Prince!

[quote] His mother is dumb as a rock (way dumber than John Jr, which is a very low bar to being with).

Caroline got into Harvard/Radcliffe. John-John did not, and had to go to Brown instead (in those days, a real step down).

She graduated in the top ten percent of her graduating class at Columbia Law, and passed the NY bar on her first attempt. John-John did not have nearly the same kinds of grades at NYU Law School, and had to wait until his third attempt to pass.

I didn't realize Nanette Fabray was dead. I must have been really busy.

I think the jewish genes refreshed his maternal heritage. And I can only hear East Coast Urban jew in his vocal stylings. He's a nice package. It would be a pity if he did plastic surgery to iron out any of the jew.

He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't be afraid to be openly gay; in fact, he & his black boyfriend would have their pictures taken with his mother. He's probably the kind of guy that's used to spending all his time with women (his father seemed like a blank slate), he's a 1% spending all his time in very elite circles, so he has no "bro" cred (if you will).

But I do think all this insta crap is building his image for some future high profile gig; probably not running for office - that requires mixing with the flotsam & jetsam. But some sort of Chelsea Clinton-high profile do gooder type

[quote] He doesn’t seem particularly dumb. He’s just young and acts silly on Instagram.

R69 But does he smear black paint on his face for parties?