I woke up in a strange town with no shoes

find a foot fetishist and put out for carfare

Find a man with no feet, and you will feel instantly feel better about situation.

Marry me r1

Payless?

Been there, done that...Do you still have clothes on???

Better than waking up in the middle of nowhere wearing strange shoes, OP.

Armie, it's nappy-time. Shh... Shh...

Buy some boots that were made for walkin'!

Hunker down.

Obviously you should post to DataLounge asking for advice.

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I woke up in the hospital with no feet.

That is actually a great first line to a book or short story.

I waked up in strange plane with no pants.

Try dropping Into a grease fire, you poly-account troll:

I woke up in a strange town with no shoes What should I do?

I JUST HAD THE BEST ORGY OF MY LIFE 100 MEN

I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed

Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants Not my fault I have a big juicy ass, wtf do they want me to do about it?

WHY THE FUCK IS WALMART CLOSED? ITS NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY BUT EVEN IF IT WAS WALMART SHOULD BE OPEN

Baking cookies for my ex boyfriend so he comes back and loves me again Do you think it will work?

I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed HE FUCKING LAUGHED

You’re doing The Lord’s work R15.

Stop drinking 0P

I used to take a tranny out to party all night Saturdays in NYC and almost always her cheap pumps would break and we’d find ourselves at Payless Sunday morning buying her a new pair. She also had smelly feet so it was either buy her the goddamn shoes or spend four hours smelling them on the drive back to Boston. She was a hoot to go out with though and knew all the drug dealers and hot guys. Mary! RIP Vanessa

This man woke up in a strange town with no shoes also—

I cried when I woke up in a strange town with no shoes until I met a man with no socks.

Also, I knew a girl who woke up in a strange town with no shoes. But then she died.

I guess the alien spacecraft couldn't be bothered flying you back home.