Have You Dated Someone Beautiful But Hideous?

I’ve dated someone who was g o r g e o u s but whose attitude and personality made them hideous

Yes. Movie star looks. It taught me a lesson. These men who devote hours a day working out are shallow narcs. Do not expect them to fall in love with you. They are in love with themselves.

She’s a two-face!

"It rubs the lotion into it's skin."

R2 is quite the case.

As in all over the DL, cha.

Nope. Never had a gorgeous one.

Yes, I knew my time would soon be up here. So fuck off and have a lovely day.

I suspect OP is Justin Jedlica...

There was a name for guys who were gorgeous in profile, but when you saw them face-on, not so great. Does anyone remember the name?

What are you talking about?

Omg, this is horrible but also funny. I did know a guy like this once, but never dated him, we were friends. He was very buff, blond, blue eyes, blah blah blah “traditionally beautiful” but there was something, uh...not quite right with his face sometimes and he could look completely goofy. Sometimes he looked like a god, other times, not so much.

[quote]R4: "It rubs the lotion into it's skin."

Oh, dear.

I worked with a cute Dominican with a bubble butt and packing a nice piece- but if he laughed or yawned the wrong way he looked like Eeyore.

I dated the most beautiful perfect man - his body was sick, he was handsome, guys were jealous of me - but...he had the worst body odor and worse, the worst gas. It didn't matter how much deodorant or showering - he would smell fresh for about 2 minutes but he would this funk - right below his neck near his chest that was horrid. He was a strict high protein low carb eater to maintain his body - which leads to room clearing god awful gas. Finally, I just could not stand it anymore. After we broke up, my friends all told me they thought it was me who smelled because how could someone so beautiful smell so bad.