Bitches, get me a wombat!
I never realized how cute wombats are!
Can one of you bitches ship me one?
I am poor now so you will need to pay for transport. And the wombat.
Find out for me what they eat and if they can survive outside in the cold when I become homeless.
Thank you. I owe you one.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 14, 2021 12:18 PM
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Their poops are square/cubes
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 14, 2021 3:08 AM
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Do they carry coronavirus "bat"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 14, 2021 3:57 AM
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Wombats are social creatures. It’s cruel to keep just one.
No wombat for you!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 14, 2021 8:37 AM
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And they taste like chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 14, 2021 10:49 AM
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I met a woman who had a wombat farm in Australia. She said they love to bite people's ankles. She showed me the scars. I still want one.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 14, 2021 11:38 AM
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I had a friend who ran into one on the road and the collision took the front bumper off. This is a true story.
Unfortunately the wombat was killed.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 14, 2021 11:53 AM
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They also want to dig the whole time, so say goodbye to your garden.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 14, 2021 12:09 PM
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R6 Adorable AND home security. Now I want one too.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 14, 2021 12:13 PM
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They’re nocturnal, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 14, 2021 12:18 PM
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