Bitches, get me a wombat!
I never realized how cute wombats are!
Can one of you bitches ship me one?
I am poor now so you will need to pay for transport. And the wombat.
Find out for me what they eat and if they can survive outside in the cold when I become homeless.
Thank you. I owe you one.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | Last Thursday at 3:18 AM |
Their poops are square/cubes
by Anonymous | reply 1 | 01/13/2021 |
Do they carry coronavirus "bat"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | 01/13/2021 |
Wombats are social creatures. It’s cruel to keep just one.
No wombat for you!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | 01/13/2021 |
And they taste like chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | Last Thursday at 1:49 AM |
I met a woman who had a wombat farm in Australia. She said they love to bite people's ankles. She showed me the scars. I still want one.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | Last Thursday at 2:38 AM |
I had a friend who ran into one on the road and the collision took the front bumper off. This is a true story.
Unfortunately the wombat was killed.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | Last Thursday at 2:53 AM |
They also want to dig the whole time, so say goodbye to your garden.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | Last Thursday at 3:09 AM |
R6 Adorable AND home security. Now I want one too.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | Last Thursday at 3:13 AM |
They’re nocturnal, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | Last Thursday at 3:18 AM |