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Bitches, get me a wombat!

I never realized how cute wombats are!

Can one of you bitches ship me one?

I am poor now so you will need to pay for transport. And the wombat.

Find out for me what they eat and if they can survive outside in the cold when I become homeless.

Thank you. I owe you one.

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2021 12:18 PM

Their poops are square/cubes

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2021 3:08 AM

Do they carry coronavirus "bat"

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2021 3:57 AM

Wombats are social creatures. It’s cruel to keep just one.

No wombat for you!

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2021 8:37 AM

And they taste like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2021 10:49 AM

They bite

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2021 11:35 AM

I met a woman who had a wombat farm in Australia. She said they love to bite people's ankles. She showed me the scars. I still want one.

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2021 11:38 AM

I had a friend who ran into one on the road and the collision took the front bumper off. This is a true story.

Unfortunately the wombat was killed.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2021 11:53 AM

They also want to dig the whole time, so say goodbye to your garden.

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2021 12:09 PM

R6 Adorable AND home security. Now I want one too.

by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2021 12:13 PM

They’re nocturnal, you know.

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2021 12:18 PM
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