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Bitches, get me a wombat!

I never realized how cute wombats are!

Can one of you bitches ship me one?

I am poor now so you will need to pay for transport. And the wombat.

Find out for me what they eat and if they can survive outside in the cold when I become homeless.

Thank you. I owe you one.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 3:18 AM

Their poops are square/cubes

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2021

Do they carry coronavirus "bat"

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2021

Wombats are social creatures. It’s cruel to keep just one.

No wombat for you!

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2021

And they taste like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Thursday at 1:49 AM

They bite

by Anonymousreply 5Last Thursday at 2:35 AM

I met a woman who had a wombat farm in Australia. She said they love to bite people's ankles. She showed me the scars. I still want one.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Thursday at 2:38 AM

I had a friend who ran into one on the road and the collision took the front bumper off. This is a true story.

Unfortunately the wombat was killed.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Thursday at 2:53 AM

They also want to dig the whole time, so say goodbye to your garden.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 3:09 AM

R6 Adorable AND home security. Now I want one too.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 3:13 AM

They’re nocturnal, you know.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 3:18 AM
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