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Sad News!

Mary Kate Olsen and her gigantic much older husband, Olivier Sarkozy, have reached a settlement in their divorce.

I guess love is NOT forever!

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by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2021 11:41 PM

Actually she’s a dwarf

by Anonymousreply 1January 13, 2021 11:38 PM

As expected, Mary-Kate was awarded full custody of the couple's cigarettes but in a shocking twist the judge awarded Olivier all of the lighters. No word on who will keep the couple's extensive ashtray collection.

by Anonymousreply 2January 13, 2021 11:40 PM

Who gets custody of all the frumpy skirts and cardigans? And the “I’m so bored and ennuied looks”?

by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2021 11:41 PM
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