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Something big is gonna happen

Soon!

by Anonymousreply 56January 14, 2021 4:31 AM

*farts*

by Anonymousreply 1January 13, 2021 7:54 PM

Is it you pulling your head of that gaping maw of an ass of yours?

by Anonymousreply 2January 13, 2021 7:57 PM

Marshall Law by Monday Morning

by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2021 7:57 PM

OP makes an announcement every time he goes to the bathroom, just like my cat.

by Anonymousreply 4January 13, 2021 7:58 PM

Stop it. We are all on edge already, we dont need this shit

by Anonymousreply 5January 13, 2021 7:59 PM

Marcia what?

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by Anonymousreply 6January 13, 2021 8:02 PM

They're rebooting Spiderman again!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 7January 13, 2021 8:07 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8January 13, 2021 8:10 PM

It's Martial, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 9January 13, 2021 8:13 PM

One of my mental health patients who is 30 but lives around quit a few elderly people because he is disabled went around telling this to his neighbors. They became frightened and reported him to the landlord, who in turn asked me to relocate him to another property.

by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2021 8:15 PM

R9 are you new here?

by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2021 8:25 PM

We will be standing for your post about clipping your nasty toe nails. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2021 8:33 PM

New James Bond being announced?

by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2021 8:35 PM

đŸŽ¶ "Could be, who knows? There's something due any day I will know right away, soon as it shows It may come cannonballing down through the sky Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose

Who knows? It's only just out of reach Down the block, on a beach, under a tree I got a feeling there's a miracle due Gonna come true, coming to me

Could it be? Yes, it could Something's coming, something good, if I can wait Something's coming, I don't know what it is But it is gonna be great..."đŸŽ¶

by Anonymousreply 14January 13, 2021 8:37 PM

[quote]Marshall Law by Monday Morning

Eminem has a new album dropping?

by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2021 8:38 PM

[quote] Marshall Law

This will never get old. Much like “you FAT WHORE!” won’t either.

And I’m not being snarky. I can’t read either of those without chuckling even if just a bit. It just makes me think of some dumb hillbilly who pronounces it “mershell lawr.”

by Anonymousreply 16January 13, 2021 8:43 PM

Madonna will humiliate herself on SM?

by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2021 8:44 PM

Armie sodomising an obese cadaver?

by Anonymousreply 18January 13, 2021 8:46 PM

You mean again, r17?

by Anonymousreply 19January 13, 2021 8:53 PM

R18- We will alert PETA.

by Anonymousreply 20January 13, 2021 8:55 PM

[quote] Something big is gonna happen

Nah, I already took a dump today.

by Anonymousreply 21January 13, 2021 8:56 PM

My horoscope said the same thing!

by Anonymousreply 22January 13, 2021 8:56 PM

Mine too, but he wasn’t as big as he said.

by Anonymousreply 23January 13, 2021 9:05 PM

I need stool softeners.

by Anonymousreply 24January 13, 2021 9:07 PM

Nobody wants to sit on a soft barstool.

by Anonymousreply 25January 13, 2021 9:10 PM

R1 = Lizsha

by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2021 9:12 PM

LĂĄ SĂšnatrice being postmenopausal is already well known.

by Anonymousreply 27January 13, 2021 9:21 PM

Just what until Daddy Diaper is finished with her.

by Anonymousreply 28January 13, 2021 9:24 PM

Has Mai Thai Burrous finally sold the massage table and Disco lighting rig?

by Anonymousreply 29January 13, 2021 9:28 PM

The bidding is ongoing. It is a bloody bidding battle between the closet evangelicals and closet gop.

by Anonymousreply 30January 13, 2021 9:31 PM

[quote]It’s Martial, dumbass.

No it’s MISTER Dumbass....

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by Anonymousreply 31January 13, 2021 9:34 PM

Is it this website? To me the font is bigger but maybe because I am on my laptop versus phone?

by Anonymousreply 32January 13, 2021 9:36 PM

R9 You can't sit with us.

by Anonymousreply 33January 13, 2021 9:39 PM

Is Rusty getting arrested?

by Anonymousreply 34January 13, 2021 9:42 PM

R30 Hahaha!

by Anonymousreply 35January 13, 2021 9:42 PM

With powers that will make martial law seem like anarchy...

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by Anonymousreply 36January 13, 2021 9:43 PM

Until Biden is inaugurated president and in the White House, I trust nothing about Trump. And I said this before the election.

by Anonymousreply 37January 13, 2021 9:44 PM

Yeah -- Biden.

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by Anonymousreply 38January 13, 2021 9:46 PM

R20’s horoscope will be cited for decades after as having predicted this momentous occasion ....

by Anonymousreply 39January 13, 2021 10:04 PM

^^ r22 not r20

by Anonymousreply 40January 13, 2021 10:05 PM

The rumor on whats left of the Alt-right internet is on Jan 17 armed Trumpzis will attack all 50 state capitols. Dump will then declare Martial Law and suspend the Constitution.

by Anonymousreply 41January 13, 2021 10:45 PM

Yeah, that might work.

🙄

by Anonymousreply 42January 13, 2021 10:47 PM

R42 is the same type of dumbass who has been going “oh yeah... that’ll happen... 🙄” for every single fucked up thing Trump has done for four years. Idiot.

R41 is correct. Stock up on groceries & hunker down.

by Anonymousreply 43January 13, 2021 11:10 PM

R3 Finally, the gays get to have Eminem's ass like they always wanted.

by Anonymousreply 44January 13, 2021 11:13 PM

R41 Please tell me this can not happen

by Anonymousreply 45January 13, 2021 11:22 PM

Donnie's finally gonna have a diaper blow-out in public. THAT'S entertainment.

by Anonymousreply 46January 13, 2021 11:29 PM

I would be OK with a little Marshall Law.

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by Anonymousreply 47January 13, 2021 11:34 PM

Sheldon Adelson exploded - but is STILL ALIVE???????

by Anonymousreply 48January 13, 2021 11:38 PM

Jesus Christ, r47 -- is that Dennis Weaver's sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 49January 13, 2021 11:41 PM

As it happens R19, R17 & R18 are referring to the same event.

by Anonymousreply 50January 14, 2021 12:15 AM

Don't tell me . . .

Tanya Roberts is gonna die AGAIN?

by Anonymousreply 51January 14, 2021 12:19 AM

Oh never mind. It already happened.

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by Anonymousreply 52January 14, 2021 12:26 AM

You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown is being brought back?

by Anonymousreply 53January 14, 2021 2:49 AM

The Trumpster Fire got impeached again. That was big.

It’s been a very historic 7 days.

by Anonymousreply 54January 14, 2021 3:43 AM

This sounds like what the Qanoners keep saying about election fraud & everything else. "Something Big!" "All will be revealed!" "The truth will come out!" 😮

by Anonymousreply 55January 14, 2021 3:43 AM

Coming Soon!

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by Anonymousreply 56January 14, 2021 4:31 AM
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