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by Anonymousreply 82Last Thursday at 1:11 PM

I haven’t seen female breasts in a while, but are those nipples unnaturally high?

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2021

Cum Dump Seeks Rich White Male

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2021

I really Don't Care, Do U?

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2021

Get the fuck out of here with your square tit!

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2021

Am I the only one who doesn't see Slovenian Whore snagging a sugar daddy beyond age 50 and with a teenage soon to boot?

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2021

She’s set for life.

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2021

Oh, behaaave!

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by Anonymousreply 701/13/2021

My clit is is prettier.

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by Anonymousreply 801/13/2021

For sale. Old cooch. Overused.

by Anonymousreply 901/13/2021

R5 Nice man Bryan Singer offer me six figure for boy. I negotiate

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2021

Hurry Mel, he’s got an expiration date!

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2021

Huh! How many wifebeaters has she laid?

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2021

Rarely used by most recent owner.

Used, from smokeless and pet-free home.

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2021

Those titties are trying to escape this earth for 2 different solar systems.

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2021

Too bad, Rupert Murdoch isn't available.

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2021

Refurbished, vintage Slovenian vag -- perfect4storage

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2021

Faaaaake titties!!

by Anonymousreply 1701/13/2021

Love longtime Slovenian hussy be best!

by Anonymousreply 1801/13/2021

If she doesn't get a sweet deal soon, she'll be doing autograph shows and offering $500 visits up to her room at the Days Inn.

by Anonymousreply 1901/13/2021

I have a feeling First Whore's next sex ad will be in Cyrillic or Arabic. Maybe Craigslist Moscow.

by Anonymousreply 2001/13/2021

R10 also Mr. Singer asks me for the sizesmeats verificatia, what’s do is this mean?

by Anonymousreply 2101/13/2021

Back to your street corner, whore. We will miss you. No, we won't. Maybe Lurch can be your bodyguard-pimp.

by Anonymousreply 2201/13/2021

Melania,

Your nipple placement seems off. Can you fix that in your next enhancement?

by Anonymousreply 2301/13/2021

Please, only the first 2 inches or so have seen any use. Once you get past that she's as tight as a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 2401/13/2021

"Was Vairst. U could be next."

by Anonymousreply 2501/13/2021

Looking for prince... no fatties apply

by Anonymousreply 2601/13/2021

For Sale. Slovak pussy. Always used.

by Anonymousreply 2701/13/2021

Who can afford a second-hand first lady? Who is the Aristotle Onassis of our time?

by Anonymousreply 2801/13/2021

Slovenian poosey, tight-ish, for real billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 2901/13/2021

Squinty-eyed whore looking to upgrade.

by Anonymousreply 3001/13/2021

Plastic tits n' coochie, half off

by Anonymousreply 3101/13/2021

Absolutely remarkable that she's the FLOTUS.

by Anonymousreply 3201/13/2021

Save it for your OnlyFans, whore!

by Anonymousreply 3301/13/2021

Ugh I can smell it from over here!

Oh, wait a sec...

by Anonymousreply 3401/13/2021

Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich For Sale

by Anonymousreply 3501/13/2021

Where do Old Whores go?

by Anonymousreply 3601/13/2021

She needs to pull an Anna Nicole and find some 90-year-old billionaire who's at death's door

by Anonymousreply 3701/13/2021

I wonder how many of Barron's boy classmates have seen his mom's nudies and passed them around

by Anonymousreply 3801/13/2021

No waist, square body, fake tits. And we know where she stands with personality. Be Best.

by Anonymousreply 3901/13/2021

To the gay peoples: OP is IMPOSTER and likely Jew. There is No Best in his word. I order you at once to Stop! I have gun which I will point to your head and kill you with gun.

I am your First Melania and you will respect my sensations!

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by Anonymousreply 4001/13/2021

R38, all of them. This generation of teens were born with phones in their hands and know how to find their way around anything on the web.

by Anonymousreply 4101/13/2021

Anal for pay, yours or mine, gentleman's choice!

by Anonymousreply 4201/13/2021

Pay for poosey, I let you finger ass for free.

by Anonymousreply 4301/13/2021

Spin wheel of sexy delights! Every spin is Winner! Chance for Secret Service special!

by Anonymousreply 4401/13/2021

My husband is in my past!

by Anonymousreply 4501/13/2021

“Beauty, beauty, look at you

I wish to God I had it too!”

by Anonymousreply 4601/13/2021

She can always go back to doing her ping-pong shows for dinero.

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by Anonymousreply 4701/14/2021

Nobody wants that old roast beef sub

by Anonymousreply 4801/14/2021

Miss Lindsey needs a beard if he wants to run in 2024 and you KNOW neither is interested in sex with the other.

by Anonymousreply 4901/14/2021

Rent-a-beard duties might pay pretty well. Do we know any other prominent closet cases who might need a "wife" or "gf"?

by Anonymousreply 5001/14/2021

I can’t wait for the inevitable post divorce “lookin for love” reality show Romancing Melania ...where rich white deplorables compete for the chance to be her new benefactor

by Anonymousreply 5101/14/2021

[bold]Poosey for sale, good like new...[/bold]

10/10 OP. I can't see how to improve on that.

by Anonymousreply 5201/14/2021

How much is that poosey in the window?

by Anonymousreply 5301/14/2021

^ *Queef-queef!*

by Anonymousreply 5401/14/2021

As long as there are sidewalks she's got a job!

by Anonymousreply 5501/14/2021

Is the Bunny Ranch hiring?

by Anonymousreply 5601/14/2021

R56, it is, but the Bunny Ranch isn't hiring old hares.

by Anonymousreply 5701/14/2021

Old dry poosey bald like baby

by Anonymousreply 5801/14/2021

I honestly think she has zero interest in sex anymore.

by Anonymousreply 5901/14/2021

Barron must be mortified of his mom's photos

by Anonymousreply 6001/15/2021

R28 This guy might take her into his harem. They are about at the same level of trashiness. (Dubai Prince Al-Maktoum, who was recently prosecuted in England for imprisoning his youngest wife).

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by Anonymousreply 6101/15/2021

R59 Isn't Melanoma sleeping with a secret serviceman?

by Anonymousreply 6201/16/2021

Sorry. You have 400,000 miles on you. the new parts are from a third party manufacturer, and you're 10 years out of warranty.

All you're good for is spare parts.

Bye Bitch!!

by Anonymousreply 6301/16/2021

Does anyone think Melanie and Kim G. got along well?

by Anonymousreply 6401/16/2021

God, I feel sorry for straight men.

by Anonymousreply 6501/16/2021

You should feel sorrier for straight women

by Anonymousreply 6601/16/2021

That poosey hasn't been new since the 1980s

by Anonymousreply 6701/16/2021

For good priz will throw in U.S. concy State Seekrits

and Ebreham Linkin bust

P.S. No Neegros or Fatties

by Anonymousreply 6801/16/2021

Tacky poosey

by Anonymousreply 69Last Monday at 5:29 PM

[quote]She needs to pull an Anna Nicole and find some 90-year-old billionaire who's at death's door

We all do, honey.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Monday at 5:36 PM

OP, wasn't that the name of a song in "Oliver!"?

by Anonymousreply 71Last Monday at 5:38 PM

Poosey open for business now!

by Anonymousreply 72Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM

I think those are what Charlie Sheen refers to as “tranny tits”.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Wednesday at 2:44 PM

Warts give good tickle, Joe!

by Anonymousreply 74Last Wednesday at 3:06 PM

Her legs are tragic.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Wednesday at 3:09 PM

I can assure you I have never touched that poosie. I don't do lesbian. Impossible and totally unwanted.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Wednesday at 3:22 PM

Slightly used, just like new.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Wednesday at 3:25 PM

Old pussy needs tightening please help

by Anonymousreply 78Last Thursday at 12:52 PM

I’m a gay man, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t appreciate a beautiful woman or a hot female body. Melania is definitely not a great beauty. She looks like an uglier version of Caitlyn Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Thursday at 12:57 PM

[quote] Old pussy needs tightening please help

Maybe the lovely Miss Melania could start a Go Fund Me account. Former Slovenian First Lady has saggy twat, not from her husband of course, just well used.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Thursday at 1:06 PM

Cum On Bulbous Hard Plastic Titties

by Anonymousreply 81Last Thursday at 1:08 PM

Used Slovak Poosey Some Ingrown Hairs

by Anonymousreply 82Last Thursday at 1:11 PM
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