Poosey for sale, good like new

I haven’t seen female breasts in a while, but are those nipples unnaturally high?

Cum Dump Seeks Rich White Male

I really Don't Care, Do U?

Get the fuck out of here with your square tit!

Am I the only one who doesn't see Slovenian Whore snagging a sugar daddy beyond age 50 and with a teenage soon to boot?

She’s set for life.

Oh, behaaave!

My clit is is prettier.

For sale. Old cooch. Overused.

R5 Nice man Bryan Singer offer me six figure for boy. I negotiate

Hurry Mel, he’s got an expiration date!

Huh! How many wifebeaters has she laid?

Rarely used by most recent owner.

Used, from smokeless and pet-free home.

Those titties are trying to escape this earth for 2 different solar systems.

Too bad, Rupert Murdoch isn't available.

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Faaaaake titties!!

Love longtime Slovenian hussy be best!

If she doesn't get a sweet deal soon, she'll be doing autograph shows and offering $500 visits up to her room at the Days Inn.

I have a feeling First Whore's next sex ad will be in Cyrillic or Arabic. Maybe Craigslist Moscow.

R10 also Mr. Singer asks me for the sizesmeats verificatia, what’s do is this mean?

Back to your street corner, whore. We will miss you. No, we won't. Maybe Lurch can be your bodyguard-pimp.

Melania,

Your nipple placement seems off. Can you fix that in your next enhancement?

Please, only the first 2 inches or so have seen any use. Once you get past that she's as tight as a virgin.

"Was Vairst. U could be next."

Looking for prince... no fatties apply

For Sale. Slovak pussy. Always used.

Who can afford a second-hand first lady? Who is the Aristotle Onassis of our time?

Slovenian poosey, tight-ish, for real billionaire.

Squinty-eyed whore looking to upgrade.

Plastic tits n' coochie, half off

Absolutely remarkable that she's the FLOTUS.

Save it for your OnlyFans, whore!

Ugh I can smell it from over here!

Oh, wait a sec...

Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich For Sale

Where do Old Whores go?

She needs to pull an Anna Nicole and find some 90-year-old billionaire who's at death's door

I wonder how many of Barron's boy classmates have seen his mom's nudies and passed them around

No waist, square body, fake tits. And we know where she stands with personality. Be Best.

To the gay peoples: OP is IMPOSTER and likely Jew. There is No Best in his word. I order you at once to Stop! I have gun which I will point to your head and kill you with gun.

I am your First Melania and you will respect my sensations!

R38, all of them. This generation of teens were born with phones in their hands and know how to find their way around anything on the web.

Anal for pay, yours or mine, gentleman's choice!

Pay for poosey, I let you finger ass for free.

Spin wheel of sexy delights! Every spin is Winner! Chance for Secret Service special!

My husband is in my past!

“Beauty, beauty, look at you

I wish to God I had it too!”

She can always go back to doing her ping-pong shows for dinero.

Nobody wants that old roast beef sub

Miss Lindsey needs a beard if he wants to run in 2024 and you KNOW neither is interested in sex with the other.

Rent-a-beard duties might pay pretty well. Do we know any other prominent closet cases who might need a "wife" or "gf"?

I can’t wait for the inevitable post divorce “lookin for love” reality show Romancing Melania ...where rich white deplorables compete for the chance to be her new benefactor

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10/10 OP. I can't see how to improve on that.

How much is that poosey in the window?

^ *Queef-queef!*

As long as there are sidewalks she's got a job!

Is the Bunny Ranch hiring?

R56, it is, but the Bunny Ranch isn't hiring old hares.

Old dry poosey bald like baby

I honestly think she has zero interest in sex anymore.

Barron must be mortified of his mom's photos

R28 This guy might take her into his harem. They are about at the same level of trashiness. (Dubai Prince Al-Maktoum, who was recently prosecuted in England for imprisoning his youngest wife).

R59 Isn't Melanoma sleeping with a secret serviceman?

Sorry. You have 400,000 miles on you. the new parts are from a third party manufacturer, and you're 10 years out of warranty.

All you're good for is spare parts.

Bye Bitch!!

Does anyone think Melanie and Kim G. got along well?

God, I feel sorry for straight men.

You should feel sorrier for straight women

That poosey hasn't been new since the 1980s

For good priz will throw in U.S. concy State Seekrits

and Ebreham Linkin bust

P.S. No Neegros or Fatties

Tacky poosey

[quote]She needs to pull an Anna Nicole and find some 90-year-old billionaire who's at death's door

We all do, honey.

OP, wasn't that the name of a song in "Oliver!"?

Poosey open for business now!

I think those are what Charlie Sheen refers to as “tranny tits”.

Warts give good tickle, Joe!

Her legs are tragic.

I can assure you I have never touched that poosie. I don't do lesbian. Impossible and totally unwanted.

Slightly used, just like new.

Old pussy needs tightening please help

I’m a gay man, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t appreciate a beautiful woman or a hot female body. Melania is definitely not a great beauty. She looks like an uglier version of Caitlyn Jenner.

[quote] Old pussy needs tightening please help

Maybe the lovely Miss Melania could start a Go Fund Me account. Former Slovenian First Lady has saggy twat, not from her husband of course, just well used.

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