DL, help a nice leddy think of escort advertisement for new life. Limit six word
Poosey for sale, good like new
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Thursday at 1:11 PM|
I haven’t seen female breasts in a while, but are those nipples unnaturally high?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/13/2021|
Cum Dump Seeks Rich White Male
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/13/2021|
I really Don't Care, Do U?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/13/2021|
Get the fuck out of here with your square tit!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/13/2021|
Am I the only one who doesn't see Slovenian Whore snagging a sugar daddy beyond age 50 and with a teenage soon to boot?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/13/2021|
She’s set for life.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/13/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/13/2021|
My clit is is prettier.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/13/2021|
For sale. Old cooch. Overused.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/13/2021|
R5 Nice man Bryan Singer offer me six figure for boy. I negotiate
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/13/2021|
Hurry Mel, he’s got an expiration date!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/13/2021|
Huh! How many wifebeaters has she laid?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/13/2021|
Rarely used by most recent owner.
Used, from smokeless and pet-free home.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/13/2021|
Those titties are trying to escape this earth for 2 different solar systems.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/13/2021|
Too bad, Rupert Murdoch isn't available.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/13/2021|
Refurbished, vintage Slovenian vag -- perfect4storage
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/13/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/13/2021|
Love longtime Slovenian hussy be best!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/13/2021|
If she doesn't get a sweet deal soon, she'll be doing autograph shows and offering $500 visits up to her room at the Days Inn.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/13/2021|
I have a feeling First Whore's next sex ad will be in Cyrillic or Arabic. Maybe Craigslist Moscow.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/13/2021|
R10 also Mr. Singer asks me for the sizesmeats verificatia, what’s do is this mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/13/2021|
Back to your street corner, whore. We will miss you. No, we won't. Maybe Lurch can be your bodyguard-pimp.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/13/2021|
Your nipple placement seems off. Can you fix that in your next enhancement?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/13/2021|
Please, only the first 2 inches or so have seen any use. Once you get past that she's as tight as a virgin.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/13/2021|
"Was Vairst. U could be next."
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/13/2021|
Looking for prince... no fatties apply
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/13/2021|
For Sale. Slovak pussy. Always used.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/13/2021|
Who can afford a second-hand first lady? Who is the Aristotle Onassis of our time?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/13/2021|
Slovenian poosey, tight-ish, for real billionaire.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/13/2021|
Squinty-eyed whore looking to upgrade.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/13/2021|
Plastic tits n' coochie, half off
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/13/2021|
Absolutely remarkable that she's the FLOTUS.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/13/2021|
Save it for your OnlyFans, whore!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/13/2021|
Ugh I can smell it from over here!
Oh, wait a sec...
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/13/2021|
Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich For Sale
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/13/2021|
Where do Old Whores go?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/13/2021|
She needs to pull an Anna Nicole and find some 90-year-old billionaire who's at death's door
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/13/2021|
I wonder how many of Barron's boy classmates have seen his mom's nudies and passed them around
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/13/2021|
No waist, square body, fake tits. And we know where she stands with personality. Be Best.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/13/2021|
To the gay peoples: OP is IMPOSTER and likely Jew. There is No Best in his word. I order you at once to Stop! I have gun which I will point to your head and kill you with gun.
I am your First Melania and you will respect my sensations!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/13/2021|
R38, all of them. This generation of teens were born with phones in their hands and know how to find their way around anything on the web.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/13/2021|
Anal for pay, yours or mine, gentleman's choice!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/13/2021|
Pay for poosey, I let you finger ass for free.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/13/2021|
Spin wheel of sexy delights! Every spin is Winner! Chance for Secret Service special!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/13/2021|
My husband is in my past!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/13/2021|
“Beauty, beauty, look at you
I wish to God I had it too!”
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/13/2021|
She can always go back to doing her ping-pong shows for dinero.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/14/2021|
Nobody wants that old roast beef sub
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/14/2021|
Miss Lindsey needs a beard if he wants to run in 2024 and you KNOW neither is interested in sex with the other.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/14/2021|
Rent-a-beard duties might pay pretty well. Do we know any other prominent closet cases who might need a "wife" or "gf"?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/14/2021|
I can’t wait for the inevitable post divorce “lookin for love” reality show Romancing Melania ...where rich white deplorables compete for the chance to be her new benefactor
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/14/2021|
[bold]Poosey for sale, good like new...[/bold]
10/10 OP. I can't see how to improve on that.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/14/2021|
How much is that poosey in the window?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||01/14/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/14/2021|
As long as there are sidewalks she's got a job!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/14/2021|
Is the Bunny Ranch hiring?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/14/2021|
R56, it is, but the Bunny Ranch isn't hiring old hares.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/14/2021|
Old dry poosey bald like baby
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/14/2021|
I honestly think she has zero interest in sex anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/14/2021|
Barron must be mortified of his mom's photos
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/15/2021|
R28 This guy might take her into his harem. They are about at the same level of trashiness. (Dubai Prince Al-Maktoum, who was recently prosecuted in England for imprisoning his youngest wife).
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/15/2021|
R59 Isn't Melanoma sleeping with a secret serviceman?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/16/2021|
Sorry. You have 400,000 miles on you. the new parts are from a third party manufacturer, and you're 10 years out of warranty.
All you're good for is spare parts.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/16/2021|
Does anyone think Melanie and Kim G. got along well?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/16/2021|
God, I feel sorry for straight men.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/16/2021|
You should feel sorrier for straight women
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/16/2021|
That poosey hasn't been new since the 1980s
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/16/2021|
For good priz will throw in U.S. concy State Seekrits
and Ebreham Linkin bust
P.S. No Neegros or Fatties
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/16/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Monday at 5:29 PM|
[quote]She needs to pull an Anna Nicole and find some 90-year-old billionaire who's at death's door
We all do, honey.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Monday at 5:36 PM|
OP, wasn't that the name of a song in "Oliver!"?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Monday at 5:38 PM|
Poosey open for business now!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM|
I think those are what Charlie Sheen refers to as “tranny tits”.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Wednesday at 2:44 PM|
Warts give good tickle, Joe!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Wednesday at 3:06 PM|
Her legs are tragic.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Wednesday at 3:09 PM|
I can assure you I have never touched that poosie. I don't do lesbian. Impossible and totally unwanted.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Wednesday at 3:22 PM|
Slightly used, just like new.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Wednesday at 3:25 PM|
Old pussy needs tightening please help
|by Anonymous||reply 78||Last Thursday at 12:52 PM|
I’m a gay man, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t appreciate a beautiful woman or a hot female body. Melania is definitely not a great beauty. She looks like an uglier version of Caitlyn Jenner.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||Last Thursday at 12:57 PM|
[quote] Old pussy needs tightening please help
Maybe the lovely Miss Melania could start a Go Fund Me account. Former Slovenian First Lady has saggy twat, not from her husband of course, just well used.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||Last Thursday at 1:06 PM|
Cum On Bulbous Hard Plastic Titties
|by Anonymous||reply 81||Last Thursday at 1:08 PM|
Used Slovak Poosey Some Ingrown Hairs
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Thursday at 1:11 PM|