Boner Killers

gays with lists of dealbreakers

R1=boner killer frau cunt

Grown men with hundreds or thousands of social media followers.

Selfies by anyone over the age of 28, especially taken with thirsty poses and/or in a bathroom mirror.

Caftans

Earrings

Unclipped nails or dirt under your fingers.

Picking your nose.

Long beards.

Chicken legs.

Fat.

Wearing woman's clothing.

Cocksucker fag boots

Ugly/badly done tattoos

Bad breath

Whiny voices

Unkempt beards, long beards, most beards

Dwelling on problems like a woman. Not a solution in sight.

Macho-looking guys acting all girly.

So I’m fucking this hunky FWB, and he looks up at me and purrs, “Ooooo, you’re so macho!”

Almost, but not quite, halted the proceedings.

Can't retract foreskin fully.

Guys who refer to their dicks as “he”, as in “look, he’s getting hard!”

R1 was dead to me long ago.

My Danold.

Mangina

Any reference to the scatological.

Mancunt.

Pussy boy (or “boi”)

The MAGA hat

Disliking Italian food

Filthy living conditions

Britney worship

People whose only sexual experience is with their hands and watching pron 24/7 posting threads about boner killers.

50 year old men who know all the songs from recent Disney films, and sing them endlessly.

OP.....

[quote] Guys who refer to their dicks as “he”, as in “look, he’s getting hard!”

That's hilarious, R12. That's a new one.

Smegma, thick chest hair. Guess I’m into Germanic Midwestern guys.

Disrespecting me usually does it.

Oh, fetishes, forgot that.

Guys on Grindr who say "lol" a lot when they're flirting or talking about sex.

When they take off their shirt and are wearing a cross or Jewish star or Italian horn. Immediate full stop.

Tittys