Where the fuck is my $600

My check didn’t arrive again today and the “Get My Payment” page locked me out for the wrong address format.

Gurl...the only people I know who haven't gotten it are the scamionna type stunt queens who don't keep a bank account longer than six months. Is that you OP?

You ain’t getting [italic]shit[/italic], bitch.

Shut the fuck up and be glad you qualify. Some of us actually went to school, got professional degrees and earn too much money to qualify for handouts, OP.

If the check ain’t cut by the 15th, it goes with return

ooh r4 are we bitter???

LMFAO R6. Bitter over $600????

I earn that much 5 minutes into my day.

Mine says it was mailed on the 6th, but nada.

R7, I hope you're trolling. If not, you are loathsome. I don't care if you're homeless or a millionaire. I honestly wouldn't want to be around you for even five minutes. Bye.

Good luck!

R8, same for me — I was given the Jan. 6 date, but haven’t received a check.

Me too . . . it says Jan 6th. Glad to see I'm not alone. I think we must've been in the batch that got, uh, "misrouted." My BF got his dd December 31st, and his folks in AL got theirs already. And no fair making fun of people who need the $600. I live check to check and brakes for the car, dental work, and red light cameras wait for no one.

The site told my mother it was confirmed and processed, etc. That was on the 6th, no check yet (she's getting it mailed).

IRS site said it was mailed Jan 6, now Jan 13 and I still don't have it.

I am on Social Security so I have a check deposited in my bank account monthly yet the IRS sends me these payments by check, which is more expensive for the government to do than to do a direct deposit. I just don't understand it.

Got mine last week it was direct deposited into my checking account.

Finally received mine today, eight days after they claim they mailed it, great job Post Office.

"Got it, didn't spend it" should be an option. Deposited into my checking account.

[quote] LMFAO [R6]. Bitter over $600???? I earn that much 5 minutes into my day.

[quote]—Oncologist

Wow. Who would think an eye doctor makes that much money?

Sorry, OP, I just found it. Apparently it fell between the seats of my truck.

Whoops. My bad.

R14, the government is trying to kill you!

They want you to walk into a bank amid a big COVID cloud, catch it and die.

Big Brother, indeed.

Not only didn’t I get it, there’s no way to know if I’m going to get it because the tool to check is not working

Then WTF is r4 / r7 complaining about?

YOU DON’T NEED THE MONEY and you’re going to LOSE MONEY if your patients can’t afford to see you anymore, just like my dentist did.

My check supposedly mailed Jan. 6 still hasn’t arrived 7 days later.

I don’t understand why they had no problem direct-depositing the April stimulus, but now I have to wait and I’m not able to buy all the prescriptions and groceries I need.

Never got mine. Maybe I don't qualify. Whatever.

I didn’t qualify either.

Today was the 8th day since allegedly mailing my check and it still hasn’t arrived.

And that “Informed Delivery” tracker on the USPS site doesn’t do dick. It always shows I have no mail, even on days I get mail!!!

Today was the 9th day since the IRS Get My Payment tracker said, "We scheduled your payment to be mailed on January 6, 2021 to the address we have on file for you."

Still no check in the mail. Although the USPS's "Informed Delivery" feature is now taking scanned pictures of my mail, they post them the same day that mail arrives in my box. Big help..

IRS.gov says,

[quote]Mail. Some people will receive their second Economic Impact Payment by mail, either as a paper check or in the form of a debit card. For people in this group, the IRS urges people to carefully watch their mail for either of these during January. Additional information is available on IRS.gov.

So, maybe "scheduling" to be mailed on Jan. 6 is different than being mailed on Jan. 6 and I might be waiting a month.

This article says today was the last day the IRS can mail checks and I may have to wait until "the end of next week" to know if there is an error at the IRS.

Apparently the checks were mailed on Jan 6, but I haven’t gotten mine yet either. They could wait and send the whole $2000 next month.

Add me to the "We scheduled your payment to be mailed on January 6, 2021 to the address we have on file for you." boat.

I don't know why they mailed it, unless they are counting on how fucked up the postal system currently is to take advantage of the "float". My first one came via direct deposit, and I haven't changed banks since.

Oh, and to our oncologist "friend". May you never need one. If you do, I hope you get one who isn't the massive flaming cunt you are so proud to be.

I once got offered $800 to sleep with a married couple...

The government gave me $600 to go fuck myself

Still waiting goddammit. Same with the Jan 6 date.

Still waiting and so is my mom.

It’s been 11 days since the 6th.