Guy took me home and played acoustic guitar

I don’t know, OP, but it’s insanely funny! We’re you cringing so hard?

He was trying to woo you, OP. It sounds dreamy.

either

a) he saw you up close and realised he couldn't go through with it, and thought his tuneless yowling would put you off and make you leave

or

b) he had to get really high to go on the date in the first place and that moment was just the point it first became obvious to you.

10/10

Maybe you should have stuck it out.

36 years ago, I was serenaded while getting stoned (we had already fucked) and we’re still together.

So, more than likely you’re not worth the music OP. (Or the weed or the lube or the commitment)

He thought he was killing you softly.

Funniest thing I have heard all year. What song? Norwegian Wood? Blackbird? I don’t like the overuse of the word “awkward” but situations like this, it must be used.

welcome to 1968

Really? Maybe he just felt comfortable enough around you to show a venerable side of himself? Did he laugh at his mistakes? Could be awkward or could be adorable? Ima gonna need more deets. What was he wearing and is he cute?

Was his poor guitar gently weeping?

Beatles? That’s questionable. Especially on a date. one of the houses I lived in during college had some musicians in it, so there were guitars, drums a piano, etc.. it was pretty common to start playing solo when just hanging out.

Which reminds me:

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer!

Tone deaf, romantically and musically?

This post has me howling for some reason.

R2 Awwww (that emoji!)!!!!

are you sure he wasn't straight? that's some straight guy shit

Hopefully you left and saved him hell.

OP is just mad that the guy sang "And I Love Her" to him.

[quote] Maybe he just felt comfortable enough around you to show a venerable side of himself?

I think you meant "vulnerable," R10. "Venerable" means old and wise.

Recently found myself in almost the same scenario but he came back to the room with a Madame Alexander doll and her little trunk filled with "gowns".

The guitar cock blocked you . Get the hint OP.

You think R19? I thought he meant to say venereal.

You're his Mrs. Robinson, OP.

In a pandemic, OP?

I don’t see the humor.

What song was playing on your ipod at the time?

Was his first language not your first language?

Was his guitar playing understated yet dick-hardeningly good?

Did he have a deep, rich, effortless voice that made you feel as though you were swimming in 17th Century papal grade silk mohair?

Did he maybe unbutton his shirt in said washroom just enough to reveal, just when he leaned in to a key note, a hairy chest and suggestion of a treasure trail to end all treasure trails?

Did a thick, curving cock of marvellous magnitude reveal reveal parts of it's form as he played and sang?

There are ways to make this work, OP, but The Beatles?

As a closeted and gay professional guitarist and singer, I want more than anything to have a partner and companion into the same thing. It’s a very lonely craft these days. 🥺

[quote] and GET making mistakes

Oh YES, mistakes are completely unforgivable. You are a cunt OP.

[quote]curving cock

Sum ting wong.

I would have promptly presented hole while whispering "now play me like you played your guitar.