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Guy took me home and played acoustic guitar

I had a date last night and this guy invited me back to his place. We were drinking and talking and he got up to use the washroom. When he came back into the room he had an acoustic guitar and began to play some Beatles song. He’s not a musician and get making mistakes. What the hell is wrong with people like that?

by Anonymousreply 3101/13/2021

I don’t know, OP, but it’s insanely funny! We’re you cringing so hard?

by Anonymousreply 101/12/2021

He was trying to woo you, OP. It sounds dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 201/12/2021


a) he saw you up close and realised he couldn't go through with it, and thought his tuneless yowling would put you off and make you leave


b) he had to get really high to go on the date in the first place and that moment was just the point it first became obvious to you.

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2021


by Anonymousreply 401/12/2021

Maybe you should have stuck it out.

36 years ago, I was serenaded while getting stoned (we had already fucked) and we’re still together.

So, more than likely you’re not worth the music OP. (Or the weed or the lube or the commitment)

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2021

He thought he was killing you softly.

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2021

Funniest thing I have heard all year. What song? Norwegian Wood? Blackbird? I don’t like the overuse of the word “awkward” but situations like this, it must be used.

by Anonymousreply 701/12/2021

welcome to 1968

by Anonymousreply 801/12/2021
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by Anonymousreply 901/12/2021

Really? Maybe he just felt comfortable enough around you to show a venerable side of himself? Did he laugh at his mistakes? Could be awkward or could be adorable? Ima gonna need more deets. What was he wearing and is he cute?

by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2021

Was his poor guitar gently weeping?

by Anonymousreply 1101/12/2021

Beatles? That’s questionable. Especially on a date. one of the houses I lived in during college had some musicians in it, so there were guitars, drums a piano, etc.. it was pretty common to start playing solo when just hanging out.

Which reminds me:

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer!

by Anonymousreply 1201/12/2021

Tone deaf, romantically and musically?

by Anonymousreply 1301/12/2021

This post has me howling for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 1401/12/2021

R2 Awwww (that emoji!)!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1501/12/2021

are you sure he wasn't straight? that's some straight guy shit

by Anonymousreply 1601/12/2021

Hopefully you left and saved him hell.

by Anonymousreply 1701/12/2021

OP is just mad that the guy sang "And I Love Her" to him.

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by Anonymousreply 1801/12/2021

[quote] Maybe he just felt comfortable enough around you to show a venerable side of himself?

I think you meant "vulnerable," R10. "Venerable" means old and wise.

by Anonymousreply 1901/12/2021

Recently found myself in almost the same scenario but he came back to the room with a Madame Alexander doll and her little trunk filled with "gowns".

by Anonymousreply 2001/12/2021

The guitar cock blocked you . Get the hint OP.

by Anonymousreply 2101/12/2021

You think R19? I thought he meant to say venereal.

by Anonymousreply 2201/12/2021

You're his Mrs. Robinson, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2021

In a pandemic, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2401/12/2021

I don’t see the humor.

by Anonymousreply 2501/12/2021

What song was playing on your ipod at the time?

by Anonymousreply 2601/12/2021

Was his first language not your first language?

Was his guitar playing understated yet dick-hardeningly good?

Did he have a deep, rich, effortless voice that made you feel as though you were swimming in 17th Century papal grade silk mohair?

Did he maybe unbutton his shirt in said washroom just enough to reveal, just when he leaned in to a key note, a hairy chest and suggestion of a treasure trail to end all treasure trails?

Did a thick, curving cock of marvellous magnitude reveal reveal parts of it's form as he played and sang?

There are ways to make this work, OP, but The Beatles?

by Anonymousreply 2701/12/2021

As a closeted and gay professional guitarist and singer, I want more than anything to have a partner and companion into the same thing. It’s a very lonely craft these days. 🥺

by Anonymousreply 2801/13/2021

[quote] and GET making mistakes

Oh YES, mistakes are completely unforgivable. You are a cunt OP.

by Anonymousreply 2901/13/2021

[quote]curving cock

Sum ting wong.

by Anonymousreply 3001/13/2021

I would have promptly presented hole while whispering "now play me like you played your guitar.

by Anonymousreply 3101/13/2021
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