I had a date last night and this guy invited me back to his place. We were drinking and talking and he got up to use the washroom. When he came back into the room he had an acoustic guitar and began to play some Beatles song. He’s not a musician and get making mistakes. What the hell is wrong with people like that?
Guy took me home and played acoustic guitar
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/13/2021|
I don’t know, OP, but it’s insanely funny! We’re you cringing so hard?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/12/2021|
He was trying to woo you, OP. It sounds dreamy.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/12/2021|
a) he saw you up close and realised he couldn't go through with it, and thought his tuneless yowling would put you off and make you leave
b) he had to get really high to go on the date in the first place and that moment was just the point it first became obvious to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/12/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/12/2021|
Maybe you should have stuck it out.
36 years ago, I was serenaded while getting stoned (we had already fucked) and we’re still together.
So, more than likely you’re not worth the music OP. (Or the weed or the lube or the commitment)
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/12/2021|
He thought he was killing you softly.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/12/2021|
Funniest thing I have heard all year. What song? Norwegian Wood? Blackbird? I don’t like the overuse of the word “awkward” but situations like this, it must be used.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/12/2021|
welcome to 1968
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/12/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/12/2021|
Really? Maybe he just felt comfortable enough around you to show a venerable side of himself? Did he laugh at his mistakes? Could be awkward or could be adorable? Ima gonna need more deets. What was he wearing and is he cute?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/12/2021|
Was his poor guitar gently weeping?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/12/2021|
Beatles? That’s questionable. Especially on a date. one of the houses I lived in during college had some musicians in it, so there were guitars, drums a piano, etc.. it was pretty common to start playing solo when just hanging out.
Which reminds me:
What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/12/2021|
Tone deaf, romantically and musically?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/12/2021|
This post has me howling for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/12/2021|
R2 Awwww (that emoji!)!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/12/2021|
are you sure he wasn't straight? that's some straight guy shit
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/12/2021|
Hopefully you left and saved him hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/12/2021|
OP is just mad that the guy sang "And I Love Her" to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/12/2021|
[quote] Maybe he just felt comfortable enough around you to show a venerable side of himself?
I think you meant "vulnerable," R10. "Venerable" means old and wise.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/12/2021|
Recently found myself in almost the same scenario but he came back to the room with a Madame Alexander doll and her little trunk filled with "gowns".
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/12/2021|
The guitar cock blocked you . Get the hint OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/12/2021|
You think R19? I thought he meant to say venereal.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/12/2021|
You're his Mrs. Robinson, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/12/2021|
In a pandemic, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/12/2021|
I don’t see the humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/12/2021|
What song was playing on your ipod at the time?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/12/2021|
Was his first language not your first language?
Was his guitar playing understated yet dick-hardeningly good?
Did he have a deep, rich, effortless voice that made you feel as though you were swimming in 17th Century papal grade silk mohair?
Did he maybe unbutton his shirt in said washroom just enough to reveal, just when he leaned in to a key note, a hairy chest and suggestion of a treasure trail to end all treasure trails?
Did a thick, curving cock of marvellous magnitude reveal reveal parts of it's form as he played and sang?
There are ways to make this work, OP, but The Beatles?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/12/2021|
As a closeted and gay professional guitarist and singer, I want more than anything to have a partner and companion into the same thing. It’s a very lonely craft these days. 🥺
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/13/2021|
[quote] and GET making mistakes
Oh YES, mistakes are completely unforgivable. You are a cunt OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/13/2021|
Sum ting wong.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/13/2021|
I would have promptly presented hole while whispering "now play me like you played your guitar.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/13/2021|