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I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car

This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed

by Anonymousreply 5401/14/2021

This is gonna be fun.

by Anonymousreply 101/12/2021

This op constantly makes up stupid shit

by Anonymousreply 201/12/2021

Are you that bad at it , dear? That it warranted your arrest?

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2021

Yeah I agree that’s idiotic. Of someone sees you sucking a cock and gets upset they’ll learn not to be so nosey.

by Anonymousreply 401/12/2021

I was waiting at the school to pick up Colton and Packer. The police gathered and laughed at my puny cocklet and slapped me around before they hauled me into jail.

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2021

Doesn't make sense. Cocks do not suck themselves.

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2021

Was it a police car? Were you sucking off the officer who arrested you?

by Anonymousreply 701/12/2021

I can’t decide until I know the make and model.

by Anonymousreply 801/12/2021

This is why you always need to pony up the extra cash for tinted windows.

by Anonymousreply 901/12/2021

You forgot to mention that the cock was attached to a five year old. I had an inkling about you OP.

by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2021

Enough Armie. We get it. You’re edgy.

by Anonymousreply 1101/12/2021

You cannot see the street from from my front door or my windows because I’m surrounded by a gate and hedges. One night around 9 PM I was taking out a bag of trash to the bins that were at the curb. I opened my front gate and walked 3 feet to put the trash in the bin and there was a car parked in front of my house. I saw two guys in the car and one was leaning over the guy’s lap in the drivers seat. I knew what they were doing. They saw me and quickly stopped what they were doing. I acted like I didn’t see anything and I turned around and went into my house. I got much bigger things to worry about than that!

by Anonymousreply 1201/12/2021

Did you at least offer to suck the arresting officer?

by Anonymousreply 1301/12/2021

If not, rude!

by Anonymousreply 1401/12/2021

You probably weren't doing it right.

by Anonymousreply 1501/12/2021

Why'd you park near a preschool, you dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1601/12/2021

WE!

by Anonymousreply 1701/12/2021

Were you that bad, OP? The trick called the cops!

by Anonymousreply 1801/12/2021

Senatrice? Is that why you went to Texas?

by Anonymousreply 1901/12/2021

🤣 She is national!

by Anonymousreply 2001/12/2021

“Mommy why is that man’s head going up and down in his car????”

by Anonymousreply 2101/12/2021

I have questions.

How many cocks have you sucked in this car?

How many cocks have you sucked in this car at this location?

How many cocks did you suck at this location on the day of your arrest?

by Anonymousreply 2201/12/2021

Damnit! 🤣 Everyone is asleep and you keep making me laugh out loud! (😘)

by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2021

A few years ago, i left a FB’s place and even though i got off with him, i didnt fully climax and was looking at a long drive home.

I pulled into an abandoned DRs office i was familiar with, shucked off my shorts and proceeded to finish. This rookie pulls up on me, i yanked up the shorts and got out of the car. But i missed the underwear and it was hanging out of my shorts.

He calls backup and shortly after there are three cruisers in the lot and ine of them was the shift commander. When they asked to seach the car, i remembered that I had a pipe in there and probably an old stash, so i refused saying “I do not give you consent to search my car.“

“But if you dont have anything to hide....“

“i do not give consent for you to seach my car“

They finally let me go.

by Anonymousreply 2401/12/2021

🙃 Those awkward law enforcement moments, what wonderful memories.

by Anonymousreply 2501/12/2021

Just the one, dear?

by Anonymousreply 2601/12/2021

Was the car double parked?

by Anonymousreply 2701/12/2021

Was the car in the window of a dealership?

by Anonymousreply 2801/12/2021

were you arrested for doing it incorrectly?

by Anonymousreply 2901/12/2021

As a rest stop cruising cocksucker from years ago, the elimination of front bench seats was a major blow.

by Anonymousreply 3001/12/2021

Sir, you’re going to have to help me out now if you want to get off on this!

by Anonymousreply 3101/13/2021

“Snake Bite, Officer!”

“The Spirit Compels thee, Vile Demon; COME OUT!”

“Deflated Nut!”

by Anonymousreply 3201/13/2021

It’s because you weren’t wearing a mask.

by Anonymousreply 3301/13/2021

Blow Jobs Matter!

by Anonymousreply 3401/13/2021

I was arrested at a Horne's mens room.

C'est la cock, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3501/13/2021

Sir, this is a Convent.

by Anonymousreply 3601/13/2021

This happens to me and my husband thirty years ago—we were in the car, in his garage on a Chicago alley. Apparently there had been a prowler problem so the cops were cursing around, and shined their light into the open garage door. My husband waved them off and they laughed and left.

by Anonymousreply 3701/13/2021

OP imagines he's Vito Spatafore from The Sopranos.

by Anonymousreply 3801/13/2021

OP requires much attention.

by Anonymousreply 3901/13/2021

R37's post reminds me of the time I blew a Chicago cop in his cruiser.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 4001/13/2021

[quote] not to be so nosey.

Oh, dear!

[quote] This happens to me and my husband thirty years ago—we were in the car, in his garage on a Chicago alley. Apparently there had been a prowler problem so the cops were cursing around,

Oh motherfucking DEAR!!

by Anonymousreply 4101/13/2021

Where are the pictures?

by Anonymousreply 4201/13/2021

OP were you at an elementary school?

by Anonymousreply 4301/13/2021

The latest round of OP's crap:

I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed

WHY THE FUCK IS WALMART CLOSED? ITS NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY BUT EVEN IF IT WAS WALMART SHOULD BE OPEN

Baking cookies for my ex boyfriend so he comes back and loves me again Do you think it will work?

I just moved next door to my ex He thinks he can just use me and then throw me away and never see me again, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO! I will be watching outside my window to see what times he usually leaves the house and make sure to be conveniently outside at the same time.

I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed HE FUCKING LAUGHED

by Anonymousreply 4401/13/2021

He is exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 4501/13/2021

Yeah, but he is a cocksucker, so he has some redeeming qualities.

by Anonymousreply 4601/13/2021

These are not the kind of people who keep a clean car interior.

by Anonymousreply 4701/13/2021

Honestly in today's world you should be given a medal or a Noble Prize for pleasuring someone.

by Anonymousreply 4801/13/2021

erm, Nobel, but noble works, too

by Anonymousreply 4901/13/2021

Is this the cocksucker vehicle?

by Anonymousreply 5001/13/2021

“It was then Officer Throope observed jism on the corinthian leather.”

by Anonymousreply 5101/13/2021

Is OP a rent boy who steals from clients? He seems to be to be around law enforcement much of the time. Are they hunting you?

by Anonymousreply 5201/13/2021

Ivanka, it was a cop car.

by Anonymousreply 5301/13/2021

boo, you whore

by Anonymousreply 5401/14/2021
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