I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car

This is gonna be fun.

This op constantly makes up stupid shit

Are you that bad at it , dear? That it warranted your arrest?

Yeah I agree that’s idiotic. Of someone sees you sucking a cock and gets upset they’ll learn not to be so nosey.

I was waiting at the school to pick up Colton and Packer. The police gathered and laughed at my puny cocklet and slapped me around before they hauled me into jail.

Doesn't make sense. Cocks do not suck themselves.

Was it a police car? Were you sucking off the officer who arrested you?

I can’t decide until I know the make and model.

This is why you always need to pony up the extra cash for tinted windows.

You forgot to mention that the cock was attached to a five year old. I had an inkling about you OP.

Enough Armie. We get it. You’re edgy.

You cannot see the street from from my front door or my windows because I’m surrounded by a gate and hedges. One night around 9 PM I was taking out a bag of trash to the bins that were at the curb. I opened my front gate and walked 3 feet to put the trash in the bin and there was a car parked in front of my house. I saw two guys in the car and one was leaning over the guy’s lap in the drivers seat. I knew what they were doing. They saw me and quickly stopped what they were doing. I acted like I didn’t see anything and I turned around and went into my house. I got much bigger things to worry about than that!

Did you at least offer to suck the arresting officer?

If not, rude!

You probably weren't doing it right.

Why'd you park near a preschool, you dumb bitch.

WE!

Were you that bad, OP? The trick called the cops!

Senatrice? Is that why you went to Texas?

🤣 She is national!

“Mommy why is that man’s head going up and down in his car????”

I have questions.

How many cocks have you sucked in this car?

How many cocks have you sucked in this car at this location?

How many cocks did you suck at this location on the day of your arrest?

Damnit! 🤣 Everyone is asleep and you keep making me laugh out loud! (😘)

A few years ago, i left a FB’s place and even though i got off with him, i didnt fully climax and was looking at a long drive home.

I pulled into an abandoned DRs office i was familiar with, shucked off my shorts and proceeded to finish. This rookie pulls up on me, i yanked up the shorts and got out of the car. But i missed the underwear and it was hanging out of my shorts.

He calls backup and shortly after there are three cruisers in the lot and ine of them was the shift commander. When they asked to seach the car, i remembered that I had a pipe in there and probably an old stash, so i refused saying “I do not give you consent to search my car.“

“But if you dont have anything to hide....“

“i do not give consent for you to seach my car“

They finally let me go.

🙃 Those awkward law enforcement moments, what wonderful memories.

Just the one, dear?

Was the car double parked?

Was the car in the window of a dealership?

were you arrested for doing it incorrectly?

As a rest stop cruising cocksucker from years ago, the elimination of front bench seats was a major blow.

Sir, you’re going to have to help me out now if you want to get off on this!

“Snake Bite, Officer!”

“The Spirit Compels thee, Vile Demon; COME OUT!”

“Deflated Nut!”

It’s because you weren’t wearing a mask.

Blow Jobs Matter!

I was arrested at a Horne's mens room.

C'est la cock, OP.

Sir, this is a Convent.

This happens to me and my husband thirty years ago—we were in the car, in his garage on a Chicago alley. Apparently there had been a prowler problem so the cops were cursing around, and shined their light into the open garage door. My husband waved them off and they laughed and left.

OP imagines he's Vito Spatafore from The Sopranos.

OP requires much attention.

R37's post reminds me of the time I blew a Chicago cop in his cruiser.

Good times.

[quote] not to be so nosey.

Oh, dear!

[quote] This happens to me and my husband thirty years ago—we were in the car, in his garage on a Chicago alley. Apparently there had been a prowler problem so the cops were cursing around,

Oh motherfucking DEAR!!

Where are the pictures?

OP were you at an elementary school?

The latest round of OP's crap:

I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed

WHY THE FUCK IS WALMART CLOSED? ITS NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY BUT EVEN IF IT WAS WALMART SHOULD BE OPEN

Baking cookies for my ex boyfriend so he comes back and loves me again Do you think it will work?

I just moved next door to my ex He thinks he can just use me and then throw me away and never see me again, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO! I will be watching outside my window to see what times he usually leaves the house and make sure to be conveniently outside at the same time.

I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed HE FUCKING LAUGHED

He is exhausting.

Yeah, but he is a cocksucker, so he has some redeeming qualities.

These are not the kind of people who keep a clean car interior.

Honestly in today's world you should be given a medal or a Noble Prize for pleasuring someone.

erm, Nobel, but noble works, too

Is this the cocksucker vehicle?

“It was then Officer Throope observed jism on the corinthian leather.”

Is OP a rent boy who steals from clients? He seems to be to be around law enforcement much of the time. Are they hunting you?

Ivanka, it was a cop car.

boo, you whore