Dan the cobbler on YouTube

Get a job, .

OP The simple act of putting a sole on a shoe is a remedy for the chaos of these times.

I have a plumber you would love..

Quite attractive, but we all can invoke the favored adjective for the tattoos. I love the accent -- slightly Cockey: go' for got, wif for with, etc. (Though feel free to correct me if I've gotten that wrong. Could be South London?)

He also could back the camera up just a bit. I agree, seeing people ply their trades is really interesting.

He is sweet.

Op, but your heels are more like these.

What is the best way to ignore ? I wasn’t taking sides, but I now realize how much responsibility he bears for the downfall of this board.

I tried to ignore that hideous tattoo on his left arm, but it became impossible.

Gorgeous, then the tattoo.

His name is Dan Watkins. Is he straight or gay?

Well, he’s got 3 cats r10

No straight man has got a pride of pussies

Cats or no cats, he's str8.

DON'T accept his invitation to dinner.

How do you know R12? Looks delicious R13.

I'm getting used to the tats, they are everywhere now.

I can't and won't get used to the piercings, they are gross, especially tongue, genital, and face. I had an ear pierced back in the day, and that's all I can tolerate. Who the fuck thinks a piercing thru your dick is cool? I'm glad I'm not looking for sex anymore or I would have to ask of their dick has a hole in it.

There doesn't seem to be a GF on his Insta. Str8 guys of his age and appearance have GFs. Fact.

R15 had stated his boundaries, which is irrelevant to the topic of this thread.

But he had to let you know his feelings, which are quite important.

Why would a human want horseshoes on their heels? I've never seen that. Lulu tips yes.

This thread is more about Dan than his shoes R18.

Yeah, I posted a thread questioning his sexuality myself. He's super hot and masculine, but he turned 34 a couple days ago and is still inexplicably single. All he ever hangs around are dudes, especially his brothers. Obviously, he's gay and I've been pressuring him to come out already for months now on his IG account dan_the_cobbler, last time 5 minutes ago. But to no avail: he's buried deep in the closet!

R10 He's Obviously gay, see my reply above

R14 He's not straight, but gay. See r20

[quote] I've been pressuring him to come out already for months now

Why the fuck would you do that you creepy dropkick? You’re not his fucking boyfriend. Or even a friend.

Hope he blocks you.

God there’s some delusional people out there.

But does he repair cha-cha heels?

R23 Because I hate liars

You're a fucking psychopath. R25.

You know NOTHING about him: not about his private life, whom he associates with, what problems he may be going through. But you PRESUME to think he should come out to please fucking precious YOU. As if you OWN him. Classic mental contruct of a psychopathic narcissist. Get help. And until then...

FUCK THE FUCK OFF.

I’ve been in a relationship 8 years, and my partner is nowhere to be seen on my Facebook or IG. I didn’t realize it was a requirement that he should be.

Gay or not, his instagram shows he's a douche-bro, and so loses all appeal For some of us.

A little too muscled, also. For some of us.

R27 If he's always traveling WITHOUT a woman by his side, he's single. OBVIOUSLY! He's also mentioned being single a couple times. He gay gay gaaaaaaay

R27 Hi, Dan! How you doin'? Are you finally getting ready to come out of the closet? It's about motherfucking time! You're beyond pathetic

Wow, OP. You’re… touched. Seek help.

R27 Stop making excuses for him. So motherfucking tired of these dudes swearing up and down they're straight without putting forth a single shred of evidence! It's like saying "I speak Arabic, but can't prove it to you". He's a fag, OBVIOUSLY

[quote]He gay gay gaaaaaaay

Yeah, so what? It's obviously never dawned on you that for some people being gay isn't a big consuming deal in their lives and they have no particular desire to wave flags about it. They're not 'liars' -- it's between them and their friends. Not strangers. Social media accounts are a fake construct: they are the result of people making choices about what they want to show. In his case its making shoes and some travel shots and time with friends. But YOU want to make it about your obsession with him, and particulary your need for him to be explicitly stating his sexuality. So are you going to boil his pet bunny if he doesn't?

OP, he’d never fuck your crazy ass, anyway.

As far as I'm concerned, if you're in your 30s, hot, manly and permanently single (as in not even divorced), you're gay. And this dude and Nathan Kehn, among many others, are

Move on Sweetie. Talk it out with your psychiatrist. And make sure you're taking your meds.

Jesus.

He’s a honeybunch

Do you tip a cobbler?

Oh, dearing myself

SEDARIS

Still single, the fag. I'm gonna create another fake IG account to keep harassing him. Same with Nathan Kehn and Travis Milne, among many others. Boy, do I loaaaaaaate closet queens!

Is Dan a gobbler cobbler?? 🍆💦💦💦

I'm so glad to see this thread. It is DL gold. Of course someone will bring up the trans issue and it will sink like a stone. Why is Dan a douche bro?

....

Checked out his IG - his dad is incredible looking. Silver fox alert!!

His dad is sexy.

He's still unmarried, childless and not even dating anyone at almost 35. Because he's so very straight. The closeted faggot 🙄🙄🙄

Can't see his IG: the fag must've blocked me after I reminded him he was a fag 🤣

Someone said he started an onlyfans.

I was expecting peach, or maybe blueberry when y'all mentioned cobbler.

R48 What???!!! Who?

R48 Now, that would just confirm he's a fag, which would in turn explain why he's still single and childless at 35. See? The signs are ALWAYS there, It's a pattern!

One poster on this thread sure has SNAPPED the tether!

Yeah, the 'NateCrnkovich' stalking queen is seriously deranged.

Another total loser jealous of others.

At the link is another creepy character: a woman obsessed with Simon Le Bon!!!!

Ehm.... skiusmiiiiii. I wasn't the one who mentioned he'd started an OnlyFans. Guess that was a lie...

He has now started an Onlyfans page.

Does his taint smell like luxurious shoe leather?

r55 No, he hasn't. Liar

OMG it's true! He really has! This confirms my theory that he's a fag

35, unmarried and childless, still single, living with 2 cats alone in a well decorated apartment, showing nudes on the Internet, ZERO women on his feed. Is there any RETARD out there who still think this guy's straight? Probably, this being the DL... OMG I'm gonna tell EVERYONE!

What's his OnlyFans handle?

r60 Beats me. I've only found out about it because they talk about it in this forum, on which they ALSO speculate he might be gay (picking up on some of the same clues I have, so you just know he really must be). Go roast him on IG and YT and threaten to out him to everyone. This nasty whore deserves it

Thanks, I see the handle in one of the photos, it's u68876757, so an automatic one offered by the system when you sign up. Doesn't even have the imagination to come up with a fun username.

You can tell from outer space he's a show-off and a narcissist: his body-building past when he would overly tan and rub oil all over himself, his hideous massive tats, his monetized YT videos and now his OnlyFans. No shy guy would ever look or act like this. And, since there are no women on his social media, he's trying to catch the attention of his own gender. God, I hate closet cases, especially when they're not exactly demure and reserved. The flaming queens deserve to be outed ASAP!

Oi fit builder!

Cobbler stick to your last!

(I'm not exactly sure what either of those mean.)

Where the fuck did you lot get 'Oi fit builder!' from? I'm British and have never heard anyone say it anywhere.

People don't generally tend to catcall builders, that's why you haven't heard it in real life.

r66 But I'm sure he'd enjoy it, as much as he wants to project a straight image to the outside world. The fag!

I think I got it from DL. Or one of those chav porn sites.

[quote] 35, unmarried and childless, still single, living with 2 cats alone in a well decorated apartment, showing nudes on the Internet, ZERO women on his feed. Is there any RETARD out there who still think this guy's straight?

The "In their 30s, unmarried and childless = gay" theorization really needs to end. You think someone who looks like him wants to bang only one stretched pussy and change dirty diapers? Of course not. He wants to bang a new chick every night then get back to his cobbling. Now, the fact that he has 2 cats is game changer because a man owning cats = gay.

R69 Shut the fuck up, you retard. There are plenty of reasons I listed, not just that one. Blocked

r69 Sure, awfully convenient. Not that I was expecting a closeted fag to come out. Please, explain to me why there are ZERO women on his motherfucking feed if he's such a narcissist and so heterosexual. You are delusional

If he's banging a new woman multiple times a week, why would he post them on social media if he probably didn't even catch their name? Do you post photos of your tricks and one night stands on Instagram?

r72 Same old excuse in the book: whenever a guy is gay and closeted, he's always like "I have a GF who lives up in Canada" or "I bang a different chick every night of the week". Evidence of either? None. Keep voting for that pedo Biden, you retarded fags

r72 Going by your logic, there should be no gay guys on Earth (especially cute ones), because if there are no women in their lives or on their social media and they never even bring up women at all, it means they're womanizers and we just don't see it. Do you even live on this planet?

He was a bodybuilder.

r75 So?

Nate, you seem very defensive and angry. I just posted the picture because I think he's cute. Calm the f*ck down, sweetie.

Why is he wearing more than just a jock strap???

Silly bitches.

Oh my goodness he is just gorgeous. Look at his face, look at his jaw, look at his beautiful hands and listen to his beautiful voice. I feel a little less judgmental since some others were remarking on the tattoo. I’m starting to think that people are either tattoo or non-tattoo people there’s really no in between

Go roast this fag on IG and YT. NOWWWWWWW!!!

[quote]I know what I'd like him to do with my heels ...

What do you want him to do?

Hoboken squat cobbler?

R79, oh my! He has chest hair in that picture. That's ... really very sexy. I wasn't interested when he looked like any other Instaho with a lookalike gymbot body, but the chest hair is awfully nice.

R20, it is my deepest wish that you encounter one of your obsessions and act in public the way you do on the internet.

I give you a little over two minutes.

Recently turned 35, still unmarried, childless and single with no women to speak of on his feed (just pics of himself, whom he seems to love just a little bit too much). And we're supposed to think he's straight. Ha!

He's very straight R86.

R87 Wishful thinking, you frau!

Nate, it’s time for your meds. How do you keep getting out?

R89 I've been out for a months and a half