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Let’s Be Talking About People After They’re Dead

I’m “she was beautiful, a free spirit and was unbelievably charming” when she was selfish cunt.

by Anonymousreply 9921 hours ago

I’m the shirt he would give you off his back.

by Anonymousreply 101/12/2021

I am her helping nature. She was a lazy bitch.

by Anonymousreply 201/12/2021

I'm the "He was a great man" statement that many kids make about their father.

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2021

"He touched everyone he came into contact with!"

And often without consent.

by Anonymousreply 401/12/2021

She was always so friendly. Whore.

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2021

'Always ready with a joke.' Which would make everyone cringe.

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2021

Her smile lit up the room!

by Anonymousreply 701/12/2021

He kept to himself. Serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 801/12/2021

He would do anything for you = sent me a text once asking if I needed anything when my mother died

by Anonymousreply 901/12/2021

He was devoted to his family. Which one? He had another family 20 miles away.

by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2021

"The apple of her father's eye."

Pint-sized harlot who was perpetually acting like a hussy and a whore.

by Anonymousreply 1101/12/2021

I’m the old cousin looking at the body in the open casket saying “(s)he looks so peaceful and beautiful” even though the mortician slathered on the rouge with complete abandon.

by Anonymousreply 1201/12/2021

He had a hot ass but couldn’t live forever.

by Anonymousreply 1301/12/2021

I'm Heaven, and I needed another angel.

by Anonymousreply 1401/12/2021

I'm 'He had his ups and downs, but he had a good heart'.

= He was a walking disaster plagued by drug and alcohol issues who left a trail of destruction wherever he went

by Anonymousreply 1501/12/2021

R11- love Patsy Ramsey.

by Anonymousreply 1601/12/2021

"She was extemely close with everyone she met"

because if you left the bitch alone for 30 seconds in your house, she'd steal everything that wasn't nailed down.

by Anonymousreply 1701/12/2021

There were weird smells coming from his house in the middle of the night.

by Anonymousreply 1801/12/2021

“He was just starting to turn his life around”, which means that he had been off of meth for two days (and only then because he couldn’t afford to buy anymore).

by Anonymousreply 1901/12/2021

R20 or he was walking around an inner city ghetto at 2am on a school night.

by Anonymousreply 2001/12/2021

I’m not the least bit surprised. He had beady eyes.

by Anonymousreply 2101/12/2021

Well, she certainly was devoted to those cats.

by Anonymousreply 2201/12/2021

Bless her heart! She or gay he were complete shits, or stupid or very unattractive or possibly all three.

by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2021

Always the life and soul of the party! = Annoying, always turned up drunk, made several people uncomfortable for very different reasons and needed to either be put in a taxi or ended up staying the night and pissing the bed in the spare room

by Anonymousreply 2401/12/2021

She was a good woman but she was a LIAR!

by Anonymousreply 2501/12/2021

She enjoyed poor health

by Anonymousreply 2601/12/2021

When she walked into a room all eyes turned (loud, obnoxious drama queen)

by Anonymousreply 2701/12/2021

"I'll miss our talks."

Means: I can now unblock his phone number. Better yet, I can delete him as a contact.

by Anonymousreply 2801/12/2021

He was such a philanthropist ....he stole from his charities

by Anonymousreply 2901/12/2021

She was a bitch. With great hair!

by Anonymousreply 3001/12/2021

He was so witty (bitchy queen)

by Anonymousreply 3101/12/2021

We were as close as sisters. She was fucking my husband. This is why I killed the bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3201/12/2021

He was a sensitive soul (couldn’t handle life without a handful of drugs)

by Anonymousreply 3301/12/2021

A tireless campaigner.

Never shut up about the same subject!

by Anonymousreply 3401/12/2021

I loved him like a brother

= we were fucking since the day we met, you dumb fucks.

by Anonymousreply 3501/12/2021

He was a firebrand = He wouldn’t shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 3601/12/2021

Life and soul of the party

= Alcoholic

by Anonymousreply 3701/12/2021

I had a FB in the 80s who beat a speeding ticket in HS by requesting a trial and hanging the officer on the stand about the proper use and calibration of his equipment. After college, he graduated from city law school and got picked up by a prestigious defense firm where he quickly made a name for himself, and even some notoriety playing dirty politics at the local level. But he was always compensating for his love of dick. Bought a Trans Am in HS, joined the football team his junior year, always trying too hard.

Cut forward about six years and upon arriving at a "destination" wedding, I learned that he had crossed his Corvette into oncoming traffic and ran directly into an 18 wheeler. The claim was that he was forced by a different truck he was trying to pass. Nobody said it, but most of us knew how dangerous his driving was.

Another friend commented "Well, we always knew it would be something with Scott".

by Anonymousreply 3801/12/2021

"He lived his life on his own terms."

Meaning: He was unpleasant and we will not really miss him in the community.

by Anonymousreply 3901/12/2021

But her emails . . .

by Anonymousreply 4001/12/2021

"He lived life to the fullest."

He smoked, drank, spent time in jail, and died six figures in debt.

by Anonymousreply 4101/12/2021

But, her emails . . .

by Anonymousreply 4201/12/2021

She was feisty = A totally obnoxious, offensive bitch.

by Anonymousreply 4301/12/2021

This thread makes me think of the White House statement that will be released when Trump chokes on his last cheeseburger:

“The President and Dr Biden will be spending the day reflecting on the impact President Trump had on the nation.”

by Anonymousreply 4401/12/2021

She's in a better place? What do you mean she's in a better place?! She had a house in the Hamptons! In a better place, uh huh.

by Anonymousreply 4501/12/2021

She nasty.

by Anonymousreply 4601/12/2021

Some of you are not understanding the premise/concept of this.

by Anonymousreply 4701/12/2021

[quote] I learned that he had crossed his Corvette into oncoming traffic and ran directly into an 18 wheeler.

Sounds like a suicide.

by Anonymousreply 4801/12/2021

"after a short illness"

OD or suicide

"after a lengthy illness"

OD or suicide

"unexpectedly"

OD or suicide

by Anonymousreply 4901/12/2021

Loved travel

= Was homeless

by Anonymousreply 5001/12/2021

"Fiercely loyal" = Would not obey temporary restraining order.

by Anonymousreply 5101/12/2021

She was an angle in our mist. She didn't desserve to dye like that.

by Anonymousreply 5201/12/2021

I could see where you would think that, r48. It was more likely he was doing something stupid and lost control. God love him. He was nerd trying to be bad ass.

by Anonymousreply 5301/12/2021

Years ago a colleague died of pancreatic cancer. She hated her job but stayed on as long as she could for the coverage. We all knew how she felt about management because we all felt the same way. When she died management sent an email around telling everyone how much she loved her job and we all knew how many times she had meetings with HR about how shitty the place was. HR honestly believed what they put in that email.

by Anonymousreply 5401/12/2021

He was kind soul who loved all people - he was a racist who threw bricks at black people.

by Anonymousreply 5501/12/2021

The Kovid Konspiracy Kunt isn't dead (too goddamn bad) but she has some people snowed that she's a good person. The stupid people think that way anyway.

by Anonymousreply 5601/12/2021

Jesus. Some of you guys really don’t know how to do this thread.

by Anonymousreply 5701/12/2021

We're waiting for you to die R57 so we can talk about you.

by Anonymousreply 5801/12/2021

And you still don’t get it.

It’s about things people say about a recently dead person and what it actually means. Not stories of people who died (I have NO idea what the point was in Corvette boy’s story) or silly little anecdotes about cube fraus.

by Anonymousreply 5901/12/2021

His glass was always half full! = His first resort was denial and/or lying.

by Anonymousreply 6001/12/2021

Keen musician

= Attempted to play the guitar once.

by Anonymousreply 6101/12/2021

Bitch R59 has quite CLEARLY stated her boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 6201/12/2021

"Was a friend to all" = Contracted many STDs and was involved in pyramid schemes.

by Anonymousreply 6301/12/2021

“She had the biggest heart and radiated beauty”

She was fat and ugly.

Don’t forget the faded senior year photo that was taken almost 50 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 6401/12/2021

He died peacefully at home surrounded by his loving family.

We finally got him out of the hospital and away from those nosy nurses, and put a pillow over his head!

by Anonymousreply 6501/12/2021

"Fun-loving" = Reckless driver, fathered children with both his wife and his wife's sister.

by Anonymousreply 6601/12/2021

Sorry about the length of corvette boy.

What was said (from post):

"Well, we always knew it would be something with Scott"

What was meant:

“We always knew he would finally fuck up in a big way”

I should have included that last part. Thought it was obvious.

by Anonymousreply 6701/12/2021

“She enjoyed her friends from all over the globe”

->

Bitch spent most of her time on Internet forums telling people how to behave.

by Anonymousreply 6801/12/2021

I'm "no one didn't like X."

by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2021

"Unforgettable" = Made a drunken scene at parties.

by Anonymousreply 7001/12/2021

"He was the very soul of generosity"

His cheap ass still had the first nickel he ever made. So tight he squeaked

by Anonymousreply 7101/12/2021

"He fought a brave fight against cancer"

Whined, bitched, moaned, and made everyone miserable while he dragged out his death for maximum effect.

by Anonymousreply 7201/12/2021

"Marched to the beat of his own drum." = Was a swinger and had sex with cousins.

by Anonymousreply 7301/12/2021

She had a smile that would light up a room! = Whore with stank breath and dentures she'd remove to give blow jobs to all and sundry.

by Anonymousreply 7401/12/2021

"Her children were the most important thing in her life." = Single mom, exposed children to multiple "uncles."

by Anonymousreply 7501/12/2021

Outspoken and determined = if there's any justice she's shoveling shit in Hell as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 7601/12/2021

"Welp, that's what happens when you smoke!"

by Anonymousreply 7701/12/2021

R67–Don’t ever apologize to a Thread Scold. It only encourages them.

by Anonymousreply 7801/12/2021

‘He died doing what he loved to do.’

(He was a runner-up for the Darwin Award by walking to the edge of that cliff to take a selfie.)

by Anonymousreply 7901/12/2021

"Was a family man"

Fucked his wife's sister.

by Anonymousreply 8001/13/2021

“He was always very quiet and kept to himself.”

(He beat off a lot.)

“He was asexual.”

(He was a big fag.)

by Anonymousreply 8101/13/2021

A slight tangent, but thinking here of that congressman's kid who killed himself a week or so ago, where they put the weird sentence in about how "the girls just loved him" or he loved the girls or something like that.....

.....was a big cockjuggling homosexual

by Anonymousreply 8201/13/2021

"...her beautiful brown-eyed smile" - brings up a different image to me than what they meant!

by Anonymousreply 8301/13/2021

Devoted family man = happened to get his wife pregnant a few times and rarely left his recliner.

Had no friends or interests and got on his wife and children's last damn nerve.

by Anonymousreply 8401/13/2021

"Active in many local and national charities" - rich person who liked to go to parties and get their picture taken. Made some small token donations along the way.

Never did much besides getting dressed up, eating the food and drinking the liquor. And talking to ALL MY FRIENDS in the charity world.

by Anonymousreply 8501/13/2021

I’m “Jim was just being Jim”

Aka, an ASSHOLE

by Anonymousreply 8601/13/2021

"He was a snappy dresser, always fastidious about his clothing"

"She" dressed in lace garments the moment she got home from work, which is what we found "her" in

by Anonymousreply 8701/13/2021

"Colorful character" = We warned our kids to go inside the house when he was walking around the neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 8801/13/2021

"An open hearted person"

Open zippered, maybe - dude flashed everyone in the neighborhood constantly.

by Anonymousreply 8901/13/2021

"A stalwart of the community"

Used to man the refreshment stall at the annual church fete.

by Anonymousreply 9001/13/2021

[quote] A stalwart of the community

Alternate meaning: nosey busybody who often dialed 911.

by Anonymousreply 9101/13/2021

She looks so peaceful.

Meaning: "The hysterical bitch thought someone would find her before the pills took effect."

by Anonymousreply 9201/13/2021

[quote] She looks so peaceful.

Alternate meaning: She looks like a bloated and colorless corpse, should have had her cremated instead.

by Anonymousreply 9301/13/2021

I'm...this 45-second clip:

(the sound seems a little out-of-sync)

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by Anonymousreply 94Last Sunday at 12:45 PM

She really lit up the room when she left it.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Sunday at 12:48 PM

You'd better watch what you say, since now they're going to be coming back!

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by Anonymousreply 96a day ago

Lots of life energy. He was my dad — and he was the dad to kids from 3 other families.

by Anonymousreply 97a day ago

"Men gravitated towards her." (She was a nymphomaniac who couldn't keep her legs closed.)

by Anonymousreply 9821 hours ago

"He was a pillar of the community."

(He was a schmoozy asshole with skeletons in his closet.)

by Anonymousreply 9921 hours ago
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