I’m “she was beautiful, a free spirit and was unbelievably charming” when she was selfish cunt.
Let’s Be Talking About People After They’re Dead
|by Anonymous||reply 99||21 hours ago|
I’m the shirt he would give you off his back.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/12/2021|
I am her helping nature. She was a lazy bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/12/2021|
I'm the "He was a great man" statement that many kids make about their father.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/12/2021|
"He touched everyone he came into contact with!"
And often without consent.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/12/2021|
She was always so friendly. Whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/12/2021|
'Always ready with a joke.' Which would make everyone cringe.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/12/2021|
Her smile lit up the room!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/12/2021|
He kept to himself. Serial killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/12/2021|
He would do anything for you = sent me a text once asking if I needed anything when my mother died
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/12/2021|
He was devoted to his family. Which one? He had another family 20 miles away.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/12/2021|
"The apple of her father's eye."
Pint-sized harlot who was perpetually acting like a hussy and a whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/12/2021|
I’m the old cousin looking at the body in the open casket saying “(s)he looks so peaceful and beautiful” even though the mortician slathered on the rouge with complete abandon.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/12/2021|
He had a hot ass but couldn’t live forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/12/2021|
I'm Heaven, and I needed another angel.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/12/2021|
I'm 'He had his ups and downs, but he had a good heart'.
= He was a walking disaster plagued by drug and alcohol issues who left a trail of destruction wherever he went
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/12/2021|
R11- love Patsy Ramsey.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/12/2021|
"She was extemely close with everyone she met"
because if you left the bitch alone for 30 seconds in your house, she'd steal everything that wasn't nailed down.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/12/2021|
There were weird smells coming from his house in the middle of the night.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/12/2021|
“He was just starting to turn his life around”, which means that he had been off of meth for two days (and only then because he couldn’t afford to buy anymore).
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/12/2021|
R20 or he was walking around an inner city ghetto at 2am on a school night.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/12/2021|
I’m not the least bit surprised. He had beady eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/12/2021|
Well, she certainly was devoted to those cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/12/2021|
Bless her heart! She or gay he were complete shits, or stupid or very unattractive or possibly all three.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/12/2021|
Always the life and soul of the party! = Annoying, always turned up drunk, made several people uncomfortable for very different reasons and needed to either be put in a taxi or ended up staying the night and pissing the bed in the spare room
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/12/2021|
She was a good woman but she was a LIAR!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/12/2021|
She enjoyed poor health
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/12/2021|
When she walked into a room all eyes turned (loud, obnoxious drama queen)
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/12/2021|
"I'll miss our talks."
Means: I can now unblock his phone number. Better yet, I can delete him as a contact.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/12/2021|
He was such a philanthropist ....he stole from his charities
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/12/2021|
She was a bitch. With great hair!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/12/2021|
He was so witty (bitchy queen)
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/12/2021|
We were as close as sisters. She was fucking my husband. This is why I killed the bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/12/2021|
He was a sensitive soul (couldn’t handle life without a handful of drugs)
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/12/2021|
A tireless campaigner.
Never shut up about the same subject!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/12/2021|
I loved him like a brother
= we were fucking since the day we met, you dumb fucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/12/2021|
He was a firebrand = He wouldn’t shut the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/12/2021|
Life and soul of the party
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/12/2021|
I had a FB in the 80s who beat a speeding ticket in HS by requesting a trial and hanging the officer on the stand about the proper use and calibration of his equipment. After college, he graduated from city law school and got picked up by a prestigious defense firm where he quickly made a name for himself, and even some notoriety playing dirty politics at the local level. But he was always compensating for his love of dick. Bought a Trans Am in HS, joined the football team his junior year, always trying too hard.
Cut forward about six years and upon arriving at a "destination" wedding, I learned that he had crossed his Corvette into oncoming traffic and ran directly into an 18 wheeler. The claim was that he was forced by a different truck he was trying to pass. Nobody said it, but most of us knew how dangerous his driving was.
Another friend commented "Well, we always knew it would be something with Scott".
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/12/2021|
"He lived his life on his own terms."
Meaning: He was unpleasant and we will not really miss him in the community.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/12/2021|
But her emails . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/12/2021|
"He lived life to the fullest."
He smoked, drank, spent time in jail, and died six figures in debt.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/12/2021|
But, her emails . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/12/2021|
She was feisty = A totally obnoxious, offensive bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/12/2021|
This thread makes me think of the White House statement that will be released when Trump chokes on his last cheeseburger:
“The President and Dr Biden will be spending the day reflecting on the impact President Trump had on the nation.”
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/12/2021|
She's in a better place? What do you mean she's in a better place?! She had a house in the Hamptons! In a better place, uh huh.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/12/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/12/2021|
Some of you are not understanding the premise/concept of this.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/12/2021|
[quote] I learned that he had crossed his Corvette into oncoming traffic and ran directly into an 18 wheeler.
Sounds like a suicide.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/12/2021|
"after a short illness"
OD or suicide
"after a lengthy illness"
OD or suicide
OD or suicide
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/12/2021|
= Was homeless
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/12/2021|
"Fiercely loyal" = Would not obey temporary restraining order.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/12/2021|
She was an angle in our mist. She didn't desserve to dye like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/12/2021|
I could see where you would think that, r48. It was more likely he was doing something stupid and lost control. God love him. He was nerd trying to be bad ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||01/12/2021|
Years ago a colleague died of pancreatic cancer. She hated her job but stayed on as long as she could for the coverage. We all knew how she felt about management because we all felt the same way. When she died management sent an email around telling everyone how much she loved her job and we all knew how many times she had meetings with HR about how shitty the place was. HR honestly believed what they put in that email.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/12/2021|
He was kind soul who loved all people - he was a racist who threw bricks at black people.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/12/2021|
The Kovid Konspiracy Kunt isn't dead (too goddamn bad) but she has some people snowed that she's a good person. The stupid people think that way anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/12/2021|
Jesus. Some of you guys really don’t know how to do this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/12/2021|
We're waiting for you to die R57 so we can talk about you.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/12/2021|
And you still don’t get it.
It’s about things people say about a recently dead person and what it actually means. Not stories of people who died (I have NO idea what the point was in Corvette boy’s story) or silly little anecdotes about cube fraus.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/12/2021|
His glass was always half full! = His first resort was denial and/or lying.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/12/2021|
= Attempted to play the guitar once.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/12/2021|
Bitch R59 has quite CLEARLY stated her boundaries.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/12/2021|
"Was a friend to all" = Contracted many STDs and was involved in pyramid schemes.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/12/2021|
“She had the biggest heart and radiated beauty”
She was fat and ugly.
Don’t forget the faded senior year photo that was taken almost 50 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/12/2021|
He died peacefully at home surrounded by his loving family.
We finally got him out of the hospital and away from those nosy nurses, and put a pillow over his head!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/12/2021|
"Fun-loving" = Reckless driver, fathered children with both his wife and his wife's sister.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/12/2021|
Sorry about the length of corvette boy.
What was said (from post):
"Well, we always knew it would be something with Scott"
What was meant:
“We always knew he would finally fuck up in a big way”
I should have included that last part. Thought it was obvious.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/12/2021|
“She enjoyed her friends from all over the globe”
Bitch spent most of her time on Internet forums telling people how to behave.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/12/2021|
I'm "no one didn't like X."
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/12/2021|
"Unforgettable" = Made a drunken scene at parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/12/2021|
"He was the very soul of generosity"
His cheap ass still had the first nickel he ever made. So tight he squeaked
|by Anonymous||reply 71||01/12/2021|
"He fought a brave fight against cancer"
Whined, bitched, moaned, and made everyone miserable while he dragged out his death for maximum effect.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||01/12/2021|
"Marched to the beat of his own drum." = Was a swinger and had sex with cousins.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/12/2021|
She had a smile that would light up a room! = Whore with stank breath and dentures she'd remove to give blow jobs to all and sundry.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||01/12/2021|
"Her children were the most important thing in her life." = Single mom, exposed children to multiple "uncles."
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/12/2021|
Outspoken and determined = if there's any justice she's shoveling shit in Hell as we speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||01/12/2021|
"Welp, that's what happens when you smoke!"
|by Anonymous||reply 77||01/12/2021|
R67–Don’t ever apologize to a Thread Scold. It only encourages them.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||01/12/2021|
‘He died doing what he loved to do.’
(He was a runner-up for the Darwin Award by walking to the edge of that cliff to take a selfie.)
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/12/2021|
"Was a family man"
Fucked his wife's sister.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/13/2021|
“He was always very quiet and kept to himself.”
(He beat off a lot.)
“He was asexual.”
(He was a big fag.)
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/13/2021|
A slight tangent, but thinking here of that congressman's kid who killed himself a week or so ago, where they put the weird sentence in about how "the girls just loved him" or he loved the girls or something like that.....
.....was a big cockjuggling homosexual
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/13/2021|
"...her beautiful brown-eyed smile" - brings up a different image to me than what they meant!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||01/13/2021|
Devoted family man = happened to get his wife pregnant a few times and rarely left his recliner.
Had no friends or interests and got on his wife and children's last damn nerve.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||01/13/2021|
"Active in many local and national charities" - rich person who liked to go to parties and get their picture taken. Made some small token donations along the way.
Never did much besides getting dressed up, eating the food and drinking the liquor. And talking to ALL MY FRIENDS in the charity world.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||01/13/2021|
I’m “Jim was just being Jim”
Aka, an ASSHOLE
|by Anonymous||reply 86||01/13/2021|
"He was a snappy dresser, always fastidious about his clothing"
"She" dressed in lace garments the moment she got home from work, which is what we found "her" in
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/13/2021|
"Colorful character" = We warned our kids to go inside the house when he was walking around the neighborhood.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/13/2021|
"An open hearted person"
Open zippered, maybe - dude flashed everyone in the neighborhood constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/13/2021|
"A stalwart of the community"
Used to man the refreshment stall at the annual church fete.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/13/2021|
[quote] A stalwart of the community
Alternate meaning: nosey busybody who often dialed 911.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/13/2021|
She looks so peaceful.
Meaning: "The hysterical bitch thought someone would find her before the pills took effect."
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/13/2021|
[quote] She looks so peaceful.
Alternate meaning: She looks like a bloated and colorless corpse, should have had her cremated instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/13/2021|
I'm...this 45-second clip:
(the sound seems a little out-of-sync)
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Sunday at 12:45 PM|
She really lit up the room when she left it.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Sunday at 12:48 PM|
You'd better watch what you say, since now they're going to be coming back!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||a day ago|
Lots of life energy. He was my dad — and he was the dad to kids from 3 other families.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||a day ago|
"Men gravitated towards her." (She was a nymphomaniac who couldn't keep her legs closed.)
|by Anonymous||reply 98||21 hours ago|
"He was a pillar of the community."
(He was a schmoozy asshole with skeletons in his closet.)
|by Anonymous||reply 99||21 hours ago|