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Hot new intern at work

I want to find him in a stairwell, walk up to him, and demand that he put his penis in me!!!

by Anonymousreply 20January 12, 2021 8:57 PM

Senior is supposed to fuck junior.

by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2021 12:43 PM

Says who?

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2021 12:45 PM

I guess that would fall under the "other duties as assigned" clause.

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2021 12:47 PM

I think we covered this somewhere in your Employee Handbook.

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2021 1:10 PM

Never get your meat the same place you get your bread and butter.

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2021 1:17 PM

So you have a fantasy of getting the shit kicked out of you in a stairwell?

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2021 1:27 PM

and a fixation here on DL with the intern, R6

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2021 1:28 PM

[quote]I want to find him in a stairwell, walk up to him, and demand that he put his penis in me!!!

Fuck off, Lady G.

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2021 1:32 PM

[quote]I want to find him in a stairwell, walk up to him, and demand that he put his penis in me!!!

How many times has this worked for you OP?

Or should I say "How many times has this worked for you OP???

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2021 1:34 PM

[quote] So you have a fantasy of getting the shit kicked out of you in a stairwell?

Well, I did always like rough trade!

by Anonymousreply 10January 12, 2021 1:37 PM

This will end in tears!

by Anonymousreply 11January 12, 2021 1:43 PM

Well I guess you're not in upper management! If you were a straight man saying this about a woman, it would only be a little more disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 12January 12, 2021 1:58 PM

Sen. Graham, that is not what the pages are here for.

by Anonymousreply 13January 12, 2021 2:00 PM

Susan Collins is very concerned about your situation.

by Anonymousreply 14January 12, 2021 2:03 PM

R14 she’s concerned but she needs to think about it first.

by Anonymousreply 15January 12, 2021 2:04 PM

And now we have the plot for our next Hallmark movie!

by Anonymousreply 16January 12, 2021 2:30 PM

The correct protocol, OP, is to lick your lips, murmur "Yum!" and throw your caftan over your head.

by Anonymousreply 17January 12, 2021 2:32 PM

R14 / R15 Susan has thought about it and is going to write a strongly worded message to HR. Consider yourself warned, OP.

by Anonymousreply 18January 12, 2021 3:05 PM

OP: I'm afraid any discharge Hot Intern may have will be wrongful.

by Anonymousreply 19January 12, 2021 5:45 PM

Give it up, op. He's just not into you.

by Anonymousreply 20January 12, 2021 8:57 PM
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