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Ssi is this Chuck Norris or not?

He allegedly was among the insurrectionists on 01/06/21.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 12, 2021 12:10 PM

This is a photo of him from 2015

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by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2021 9:45 AM

Are you attempting to reach out to the social security administration to verify his identity?

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2021 10:02 AM

Sure looks like him.

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2021 10:07 AM

I wasn't sure but I found video of him from 2019 (at the Bellagio!) and yeah, I think that's him.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2021 10:08 AM

Supposedly not really him

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2021 10:24 AM

What the fuck are we supposed to do with that, r5? Who said it wasn't him, and why?

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2021 10:31 AM

I’d recognize that wig anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2021 10:32 AM

Well let’s see – we are not sure if it’s some hugely famous person?? Yet we have been able to identify the ex brother-in-law of a dead veterinarian from Western New York. I think we could figure out if it was Chuck Norris or not.

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2021 10:36 AM

Fun fact: Nancy Pelosi was born 16 days after Chuck Norris

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2021 10:40 AM

Ssi WTF OP ROFL IDKWTS

by Anonymousreply 10January 12, 2021 10:45 AM

Chuck Norris isn't online in the way most MAGA loons are, and that's how they're identified.

The crease across the nose looks the same, the lopsided eyes with one smaller than the other looks the same, and he is a well-known full-fledged Trumpster. He's the one who said Obama would lead us to "1000 years of darkness" if he was reelected in 2012. I'm not seeing anything to indicate this is definitely not him.

That said, he almost always wears a hat these days because of his terrible hair, so that does make me wonder if it's just a lookalike.

by Anonymousreply 11January 12, 2021 10:51 AM

Even if it’s not him, throw Chuck in the mix. He’s a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 12January 12, 2021 11:03 AM

I'm sure it's him.

by Anonymousreply 13January 12, 2021 11:04 AM

R13 it’s settled, then.

by Anonymousreply 14January 12, 2021 11:06 AM

Ok, so who is calling the Feds? R14?

by Anonymousreply 15January 12, 2021 11:13 AM

And nobody has commented on @Nunesdrag?

by Anonymousreply 16January 12, 2021 11:13 AM

The conclusion seems to be no, it's not him, although it looks a lot like him. Facial recognition software puts the similarity at 85% -- very similar, but probably not him.

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by Anonymousreply 17January 12, 2021 11:14 AM

R15 do you have a phone?

by Anonymousreply 18January 12, 2021 11:17 AM

R18, Yes, but I have laryngitis and tonsillitis.

by Anonymousreply 19January 12, 2021 11:24 AM

Chuck was making the MAGA selfie rounds that day. The old codger.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 12, 2021 11:25 AM

That guy looks how we'd assume Chuck Norris would look today. The real Norris has had a lot of work done.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 12, 2021 11:28 AM

Someone needs to snatch that ridiculous rug off his head...

by Anonymousreply 22January 12, 2021 11:41 AM

This guy looks like he's had work though, hence the wonky tiny eyes.

The IB Times isn't a great source, r17, they just post others' tweets and pretend like it's news. The pic used in that Twitter guy's facial recognition is a decade old, before Chuck's nose started spreading sideways.

by Anonymousreply 23January 12, 2021 12:10 PM
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