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Ssi is this Chuck Norris or not?

He allegedly was among the insurrectionists on 01/06/21.

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by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2021

This is a photo of him from 2015

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by Anonymousreply 101/12/2021

Are you attempting to reach out to the social security administration to verify his identity?

by Anonymousreply 201/12/2021

Sure looks like him.

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2021

I wasn't sure but I found video of him from 2019 (at the Bellagio!) and yeah, I think that's him.

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by Anonymousreply 401/12/2021

Supposedly not really him

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2021

What the fuck are we supposed to do with that, r5? Who said it wasn't him, and why?

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2021

I’d recognize that wig anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 701/12/2021

Well let’s see – we are not sure if it’s some hugely famous person?? Yet we have been able to identify the ex brother-in-law of a dead veterinarian from Western New York. I think we could figure out if it was Chuck Norris or not.

by Anonymousreply 801/12/2021

Fun fact: Nancy Pelosi was born 16 days after Chuck Norris

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by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2021

Chuck Norris isn't online in the way most MAGA loons are, and that's how they're identified.

The crease across the nose looks the same, the lopsided eyes with one smaller than the other looks the same, and he is a well-known full-fledged Trumpster. He's the one who said Obama would lead us to "1000 years of darkness" if he was reelected in 2012. I'm not seeing anything to indicate this is definitely not him.

That said, he almost always wears a hat these days because of his terrible hair, so that does make me wonder if it's just a lookalike.

by Anonymousreply 1101/12/2021

Even if it’s not him, throw Chuck in the mix. He’s a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 1201/12/2021

I'm sure it's him.

by Anonymousreply 1301/12/2021

R13 it’s settled, then.

by Anonymousreply 1401/12/2021

Ok, so who is calling the Feds? R14?

by Anonymousreply 1501/12/2021

And nobody has commented on @Nunesdrag?

by Anonymousreply 1601/12/2021

The conclusion seems to be no, it's not him, although it looks a lot like him. Facial recognition software puts the similarity at 85% -- very similar, but probably not him.

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by Anonymousreply 1701/12/2021

R15 do you have a phone?

by Anonymousreply 1801/12/2021

R18, Yes, but I have laryngitis and tonsillitis.

by Anonymousreply 1901/12/2021

Chuck was making the MAGA selfie rounds that day. The old codger.

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by Anonymousreply 2001/12/2021

That guy looks how we'd assume Chuck Norris would look today. The real Norris has had a lot of work done.

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by Anonymousreply 2101/12/2021

Someone needs to snatch that ridiculous rug off his head...

by Anonymousreply 2201/12/2021

This guy looks like he's had work though, hence the wonky tiny eyes.

The IB Times isn't a great source, r17, they just post others' tweets and pretend like it's news. The pic used in that Twitter guy's facial recognition is a decade old, before Chuck's nose started spreading sideways.

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