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Laughing about the stupidest shit

Give me some examples.

Real example (just now): I busted out laughing when randomly thinking about the pronunciation for “nipple” in Spanish: [italic]neep-leh [/italic].

by LOLreply 1801/11/2021

That thread about the maga loon who tasered his balls. It was the phallic images of the tree and guns. I have been giggling throughout the day.🤭

by LOLreply 101/11/2021

R1 I must read it.

by LOLreply 201/11/2021

HAM!!!

by LOLreply 301/11/2021

Tit, clit, and slit.

by LOLreply 401/11/2021

When his Grindr profile says ‘Masc Top’ but his voice and mannerisms say otherwise.

by LOLreply 501/11/2021

This explication of the "move it along, toots!" troll cracks me the fuck up:

[quote]For a long time there was a troll on datalounge who loved creating these elaborate scenarios that were always about being in midtown Manhattan near Grand Central Station or the Lexington Avenue subway station and involved him getting into some huge fight with a woman of color because he had something incredibly insulting to her in a very stereotypical, sassy way. The first of these to attract much notice was when he said he was in the subway on the platform and wanted a large African-American woman talking to her friend to get into a subway car, so he poked her ass with his umbrella and loudly said, "Move it along, toots!" Then he wrote to us wondering why she was so offended. (That's how these threads always ended: wondering what he had said that had so offended her.) He kept repeating these scenarios over and over again, only slightly changing certain elements of them. Somehow they also tended to involve cheap eateries and grocery stores also in midtown Manhattan.

by LOLreply 601/11/2021

OP, is your name Corky?

by LOLreply 701/11/2021

R6 lmao!

by LOLreply 801/11/2021

Whenever a poster on here writes about someone “feverishly fingering her cunt.”

Lmao. The imagery is just too much.

by LOLreply 901/11/2021

“Gog of Mogog”

by LOLreply 1001/11/2021

I like to call people stupid cunts but recognize that some people are offended by it. Calling someone a vagina just isn't the same and then I thought about it in Spanish, va-hee-na and it was funnier. Ya dumb vaheena

In movies, Spanish subtitles don't translate cunt, they always say perra or puta madre or something else. Not vagina/ vaheena.

My main reason to move to England would be to call people cunts all the time. That and the day drinking.

by LOLreply 1101/11/2021

R1 lmao!!!!!

by LOLreply 1201/11/2021

Stupid shit? Well since you asked and only since you asked, I was taking a dump the other day, and farted a huge fart that send a piece of shit flying out of me like a cannon, toilet water flying everywhere. I was sitting there on the toilet laughing hysterically.

by LOLreply 1301/11/2021

R13 I. Am. Cackling.

by LOLreply 1401/11/2021

I don’t know why.

The part with the two olé ladies.

Offsite Link
by LOLreply 1501/11/2021

*old

by LOLreply 1601/11/2021

Olé, ladies.

Fixed it.

by LOLreply 1701/11/2021

The thread last week where the poster was complaining about his boyfriend who laughed after he fell down the stairs. I laughed for hours!

by LOLreply 1801/11/2021
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