Laughing about the stupidest shit

That thread about the maga loon who tasered his balls. It was the phallic images of the tree and guns. I have been giggling throughout the day.🤭

R1 I must read it.

HAM!!!

Tit, clit, and slit.

When his Grindr profile says ‘Masc Top’ but his voice and mannerisms say otherwise.

This explication of the "move it along, toots!" troll cracks me the fuck up:

[quote]For a long time there was a troll on datalounge who loved creating these elaborate scenarios that were always about being in midtown Manhattan near Grand Central Station or the Lexington Avenue subway station and involved him getting into some huge fight with a woman of color because he had something incredibly insulting to her in a very stereotypical, sassy way. The first of these to attract much notice was when he said he was in the subway on the platform and wanted a large African-American woman talking to her friend to get into a subway car, so he poked her ass with his umbrella and loudly said, "Move it along, toots!" Then he wrote to us wondering why she was so offended. (That's how these threads always ended: wondering what he had said that had so offended her.) He kept repeating these scenarios over and over again, only slightly changing certain elements of them. Somehow they also tended to involve cheap eateries and grocery stores also in midtown Manhattan.

OP, is your name Corky?

R6 lmao!

Whenever a poster on here writes about someone “feverishly fingering her cunt.”

Lmao. The imagery is just too much.

“Gog of Mogog”

I like to call people stupid cunts but recognize that some people are offended by it. Calling someone a vagina just isn't the same and then I thought about it in Spanish, va-hee-na and it was funnier. Ya dumb vaheena

In movies, Spanish subtitles don't translate cunt, they always say perra or puta madre or something else. Not vagina/ vaheena.

My main reason to move to England would be to call people cunts all the time. That and the day drinking.

R1 lmao!!!!!

Stupid shit? Well since you asked and only since you asked, I was taking a dump the other day, and farted a huge fart that send a piece of shit flying out of me like a cannon, toilet water flying everywhere. I was sitting there on the toilet laughing hysterically.

R13 I. Am. Cackling.

I don’t know why.

The part with the two olé ladies.

*old

Olé, ladies.

Fixed it.

The thread last week where the poster was complaining about his boyfriend who laughed after he fell down the stairs. I laughed for hours!