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Lectern Guy Wears Face Mask At Bail Hearing

Adam Johnson, 36, was dubbed the 'lectern guy' on social media after a Getty photograph showed him in the Capitol, hauling the lectern.

The judge agreed to give Johnson a $25,000 bond, with several conditions that include surrendering all of his weapons and his passport. He will also have a curfew and an ankle monitor. Johnson will be allowed to travel anywhere in Florida and parts of Washington, D.C. However, he can only travel to D.C. for court matters and meeting with his attorneys.

Monday, his attorney said there had been "a lot of judgement based on that photograph which has led to death threats to Adam and his family."

"What he’d like to do is just get home to his family," David Bigny continued. "He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

Johnson was booked into Pinellas County Jail and, as of Monday, was facing three federal charges: one count of knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority; one count of theft of government property; and one count of violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds.

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by Anonymousreply 7001/12/2021

Yeah. I imagine the 5 people who died would feel the same way.

by Anonymousreply 101/11/2021

This moron was having fun. His pea-brain didn't understand the gravity of what he was doing. It is obvious that among the violent assholes, there were some who were just there enacting their own version of an action movie....the mind of an 8 year-old. Scary.

by Anonymousreply 201/11/2021

[quote] The judge agreed to give Johnson a $25,000 bond, with several conditions

Such bullshit. He belongs in the slammer.

by Anonymousreply 301/11/2021

$25000 for anti-government insurrection. Funny how folks wrested did drug possession or sales often face higher bail charges.

by Anonymousreply 401/11/2021

^^ arrested**

by Anonymousreply 501/11/2021

I wonder if the Administrative Office for the US Courts issued some nationwide guidance on how how federal magistrates should deal with bond matters for the insurrection, considering that there will ultimately be a few thousand of these cases and the judiciary may want some uniformity to the process.

The judge should have severely restricted or prohibited this POS from having any internet access.

by Anonymousreply 601/11/2021

[quote] "What he’d like to do is just get home to his family,"

As if his likes and dislikes have any bearing on anything.

by Anonymousreply 701/11/2021

It's their blissful ignorance about having done anything wrong.

by Anonymousreply 801/11/2021

$25,000? Shit, the perps on L&O get no less than $1m in bail!

by Anonymousreply 901/11/2021

I don't think this thread is going quite as OP intended.

by Anonymousreply 1001/11/2021

R4, talk about a slap on the wrist.

by Anonymousreply 1101/11/2021

Looks like he’s smuggling raisins beneath that shirt.

by Anonymousreply 1201/11/2021

"he'd like to spend time with his family".

His wife (the breadwinner) is fed up with his useless and has filed for divorce and custody.

She'll get it, too.

by Anonymousreply 1301/11/2021

Yay, Chewy! Good to see you, brother.

by Anonymousreply 1401/11/2021

R13, source? Couldn’t find anything via google search.

by Anonymousreply 1501/11/2021

These people must make so many bad decisions in their lives, but probably have enablers who rush to their help when they fuck-up yet again. I'm sure the adrenaline was pumping, but you should research the legal repercussions first if you break + enter the Speaker of the House's office.

by Anonymousreply 1601/11/2021

Wait for it, r15.

It's coming.

by Anonymousreply 1701/11/2021

VNN

Visible nipple nub

by Anonymousreply 1801/11/2021

$25,00 bail for violent insurrection at a federal building? Who the fuck is this judge? If he were black he wouldn't even have been allowed bail.

by Anonymousreply 1901/11/2021

CHEWY is BACK!!!!!

Please stay!!

by Anonymousreply 2001/11/2021

Ok, this is one of the few times someone should take off their damn mask. If I didn't know any better, I'd consider that piece of shit sexy!

by Anonymousreply 2101/11/2021

He is unemployed, father of five, married to a DOCTOR

that is right, his wife is a doctor

by Anonymousreply 2201/11/2021

Chewy McNip up in this bitch! Welcome back!

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by Anonymousreply 2301/11/2021

His being released on a $25,000 bond is bullshit.

This wasn’t a college prank.

by Anonymousreply 2401/11/2021

A story about the guy who turned him in. He's getting death threats.

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by Anonymousreply 2501/11/2021

I suppose the wife is a nut for being married to this loser and supporting him.

by Anonymousreply 2601/11/2021

[quote]"He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

I don't think that any time spent with him would qualify as "quality time."

by Anonymousreply 2701/11/2021

According to his arrest record, he’s only 5’ 6”

Maybe he wanted the lectern so he could change his ceiling light bulbs.

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by Anonymousreply 2801/11/2021

[quote]"What he’d like to do is just get home to his family," David Bigny continued. "He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

Stupid cunt should have thought of that before his law-breaking spree.

by Anonymousreply 2901/11/2021

Quality time with his family?

He’s a stay-at-home father.

by Anonymousreply 3001/11/2021

[quote] If he were black he wouldn't even have been allowed bail.

If he were black he'd be [bold]DEAD[/bold].

by Anonymousreply 3101/11/2021

Hot! He’s going to be very popular in prison.

by Anonymousreply 3201/11/2021

Bet he throws a mean fuck.

Lady doc is one lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3301/11/2021

"He is unemployed, father of five, married to a DOCTOR"

That's pretty much the definition of "big cock that's always hard".

by Anonymousreply 3401/11/2021

I noticed he was clean shaven in his mugshot. Did they dumbass think they wouldn't recognize him...?

by Anonymousreply 3501/11/2021

R35 He couldn't find one of these....

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by Anonymousreply 3601/11/2021

Let his ass go to prison. So the Aryan Brotherhood can make him their bitch until his anus prolapses and they can sell him to the Black Muslims for a few cartons of smokes and some pruno.

by Anonymousreply 3701/11/2021

A black person can't even sell a loose cigarette without being executed by the cops.

by Anonymousreply 3801/11/2021

Lawyers interviewed right now.

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by Anonymousreply 3901/11/2021

The lawyers are lying their tits on on CNN in R39's link.

by Anonymousreply 4001/11/2021

I hate this guy. Who cares what he'd like to do. Hope the dumb wife divorces him. Five kids he's responsible for and he's pulling this shit? What a moron.

by Anonymousreply 4101/11/2021

[quote] "What he’d like to do is just get home to his family," David Bigny continued. "He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

Yeah I imagine the family of the dead capitol hill cop would like to spend some quality time with him also, aren't there still police officers in the hospital?

Seems to me I remember some black teenagers who were all in one car together, one of them went into a convenience store, robbed the place and killed the clerk, everyone in the car was charged with murder. Why are not each of these people who stormed the capitol being charged with murder?

by Anonymousreply 4201/11/2021

What about the lectern, what happened to it?

by Anonymousreply 4301/11/2021

country filled with deluded cunts being used by cynical lying bastards

by Anonymousreply 4401/11/2021

R43, think I read he put it on eBay... not sure I can find a link but I’ll try.

by Anonymousreply 4501/11/2021

A lectern was listed, but not clear if it was a real listing. These people are so dumb that I wouldn’t be surprised.

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by Anonymousreply 4601/11/2021

Jingee

by Anonymousreply 4701/11/2021

Surrender his passport? What, in case Trump sets up a colony in Argentina?

As if it's ever occurred to any of these idiots to leave Amurca, greadesplaceonthegoddamearth.

by Anonymousreply 4801/11/2021

Total manchild. I’m sure his kids sit in their own shit all day while he owns the libs on the computer.

by Anonymousreply 4901/11/2021

Stunned he even has a passport.

by Anonymousreply 5001/11/2021

[quote]$25000 for anti-government insurrection. Funny how folks wrested did drug possession or sales often face higher bail charges.

Can't think why.

by Anonymousreply 5101/11/2021

[quote] Stunned he even has a passport.

Poor people don't have passports. Datalounge doesn't like poor people.

by Anonymousreply 5201/11/2021

Adam Johnson's crime was mild compared to Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators and their attack on the state power.

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by Anonymousreply 5301/12/2021

R43 It was found in the Senate. Theft in this case includes 'conveying'. He carried the object from one part of the Capitol to another.

by Anonymousreply 5401/12/2021

He should do a gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 5501/12/2021

FIVE kids? Why does ANYONE have five children?

by Anonymousreply 5601/12/2021

[quote]Adam Johnson's crime was mild compared to Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators and their attack on the state power.

r53 I guess his crime was also mild compared to Pol Pot, Ted Bundy and Vlad the Impaler.

by Anonymousreply 5701/12/2021

R56 Do we need to give you biology lessons again?

by Anonymousreply 5801/12/2021

He is a homemaker (or was).

by Anonymousreply 5901/12/2021

Bored MAGA house husband!

by Anonymousreply 6001/12/2021

[quote] FIVE kids? Why does ANYONE have five children?

Cause they can’t afford cable.

by Anonymousreply 6101/12/2021

R54, was it really found there? I hadn’t heard that.

Thanks for the info.

by Anonymousreply 6201/12/2021

From link: "On or about January 7, 2021, the lectern was found by a member of the Senate staff in the Red corridor of the Senate wing off the Rotunda in the Capitol building," the arrest warrant said. "According to the House of Representatives’ curator, the Speaker’s lectern has a market value of more than $1,000.""

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by Anonymousreply 6301/12/2021

[quote] I noticed he was clean shaven in his mugshot. Did they dumbass think they wouldn't recognize him...?

He didn’t exactly have a Grizzly Adam’s style beard on the day of occurrence.

by Anonymousreply 6401/12/2021

[quote] in the Red corridor of the Senate wing

Irony.

Though I’m sure it was lost on him.

by Anonymousreply 6501/12/2021

His life as he knew it, is over.

You hate to see it.

No I don’t. I REALLY REALLY LOVE TO SEE IT.

by Anonymousreply 6601/12/2021

Did any of these goobers defy our expectations? They all seem to be losers of one stripe or another, whether it's Jake "I can only eat organic prison food cuz I'm a shaman and stuff" Angeli living with his mom at age 32, or this unemployed shorty, they are all the sad dregs of society and of course, the irony that the Republican party exists to *keep" them the dregs is utterly lost on them.

by Anonymousreply 6701/12/2021

Fuck all of these people. These useless pieces of shit should all get a mandatory ten years.

by Anonymousreply 6801/12/2021

It wasn’t hard to identify Adam Johnson. He was the goofy-grinning guy stealing Nancy Pelosi’s lectern, not a care in the world, like he was at a sorority house panty raid in 1952 instead of an all-out riot at the United States Capitol.

Allan Mestel knew as soon as he saw the photo. That was Johnson, all right: Unemployed, father of five, married to a doctor, resident of Parrish. Mestel had met Johnson at a social function before, and as a photographer in Manatee County he remembered his face. They also have some friends in common. He knew things about him.

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by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2021

People are held without bail for breaking and entering a fucking Dollar Store. This is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 7001/12/2021
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