Lectern Guy Wears Face Mask At Bail Hearing

Yeah. I imagine the 5 people who died would feel the same way.

This moron was having fun. His pea-brain didn't understand the gravity of what he was doing. It is obvious that among the violent assholes, there were some who were just there enacting their own version of an action movie....the mind of an 8 year-old. Scary.

[quote] The judge agreed to give Johnson a $25,000 bond, with several conditions

Such bullshit. He belongs in the slammer.

$25000 for anti-government insurrection. Funny how folks wrested did drug possession or sales often face higher bail charges.

^^ arrested**

I wonder if the Administrative Office for the US Courts issued some nationwide guidance on how how federal magistrates should deal with bond matters for the insurrection, considering that there will ultimately be a few thousand of these cases and the judiciary may want some uniformity to the process.

The judge should have severely restricted or prohibited this POS from having any internet access.

[quote] "What he’d like to do is just get home to his family,"

As if his likes and dislikes have any bearing on anything.

It's their blissful ignorance about having done anything wrong.

$25,000? Shit, the perps on L&O get no less than $1m in bail!

I don't think this thread is going quite as OP intended.

R4, talk about a slap on the wrist.

Looks like he’s smuggling raisins beneath that shirt.

"he'd like to spend time with his family".

His wife (the breadwinner) is fed up with his useless and has filed for divorce and custody.

She'll get it, too.

Yay, Chewy! Good to see you, brother.

R13, source? Couldn’t find anything via google search.

These people must make so many bad decisions in their lives, but probably have enablers who rush to their help when they fuck-up yet again. I'm sure the adrenaline was pumping, but you should research the legal repercussions first if you break + enter the Speaker of the House's office.

Wait for it, r15.

It's coming.

VNN

Visible nipple nub

$25,00 bail for violent insurrection at a federal building? Who the fuck is this judge? If he were black he wouldn't even have been allowed bail.

CHEWY is BACK!!!!!

Please stay!!

Ok, this is one of the few times someone should take off their damn mask. If I didn't know any better, I'd consider that piece of shit sexy!

He is unemployed, father of five, married to a DOCTOR

that is right, his wife is a doctor

Chewy McNip up in this bitch! Welcome back!

His being released on a $25,000 bond is bullshit.

This wasn’t a college prank.

A story about the guy who turned him in. He's getting death threats.

I suppose the wife is a nut for being married to this loser and supporting him.

[quote]"He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

I don't think that any time spent with him would qualify as "quality time."

According to his arrest record, he’s only 5’ 6”

Maybe he wanted the lectern so he could change his ceiling light bulbs.

[quote]"What he’d like to do is just get home to his family," David Bigny continued. "He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

Stupid cunt should have thought of that before his law-breaking spree.

Quality time with his family?

He’s a stay-at-home father.

[quote] If he were black he wouldn't even have been allowed bail.

If he were black he'd be [bold]DEAD[/bold].

Hot! He’s going to be very popular in prison.

Bet he throws a mean fuck.

Lady doc is one lucky bitch.

"He is unemployed, father of five, married to a DOCTOR"

That's pretty much the definition of "big cock that's always hard".

I noticed he was clean shaven in his mugshot. Did they dumbass think they wouldn't recognize him...?

R35 He couldn't find one of these....

Let his ass go to prison. So the Aryan Brotherhood can make him their bitch until his anus prolapses and they can sell him to the Black Muslims for a few cartons of smokes and some pruno.

A black person can't even sell a loose cigarette without being executed by the cops.

Lawyers interviewed right now.

The lawyers are lying their tits on on CNN in R39's link.

I hate this guy. Who cares what he'd like to do. Hope the dumb wife divorces him. Five kids he's responsible for and he's pulling this shit? What a moron.

[quote] "What he’d like to do is just get home to his family," David Bigny continued. "He’d like some privacy and to spend some quality time with them."

Yeah I imagine the family of the dead capitol hill cop would like to spend some quality time with him also, aren't there still police officers in the hospital?

Seems to me I remember some black teenagers who were all in one car together, one of them went into a convenience store, robbed the place and killed the clerk, everyone in the car was charged with murder. Why are not each of these people who stormed the capitol being charged with murder?

What about the lectern, what happened to it?

country filled with deluded cunts being used by cynical lying bastards

R43, think I read he put it on eBay... not sure I can find a link but I’ll try.

A lectern was listed, but not clear if it was a real listing. These people are so dumb that I wouldn’t be surprised.

Jingee

Surrender his passport? What, in case Trump sets up a colony in Argentina?

As if it's ever occurred to any of these idiots to leave Amurca, greadesplaceonthegoddamearth.

Total manchild. I’m sure his kids sit in their own shit all day while he owns the libs on the computer.

Stunned he even has a passport.

[quote]$25000 for anti-government insurrection. Funny how folks wrested did drug possession or sales often face higher bail charges.

Can't think why.

[quote] Stunned he even has a passport.

Poor people don't have passports. Datalounge doesn't like poor people.

Adam Johnson's crime was mild compared to Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators and their attack on the state power.

R43 It was found in the Senate. Theft in this case includes 'conveying'. He carried the object from one part of the Capitol to another.

He should do a gay porn.

FIVE kids? Why does ANYONE have five children?

[quote]Adam Johnson's crime was mild compared to Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators and their attack on the state power.

r53 I guess his crime was also mild compared to Pol Pot, Ted Bundy and Vlad the Impaler.

R56 Do we need to give you biology lessons again?

He is a homemaker (or was).

Bored MAGA house husband!

[quote] FIVE kids? Why does ANYONE have five children?

Cause they can’t afford cable.

R54, was it really found there? I hadn’t heard that.

Thanks for the info.

From link: "On or about January 7, 2021, the lectern was found by a member of the Senate staff in the Red corridor of the Senate wing off the Rotunda in the Capitol building," the arrest warrant said. "According to the House of Representatives’ curator, the Speaker’s lectern has a market value of more than $1,000.""

[quote] I noticed he was clean shaven in his mugshot. Did they dumbass think they wouldn't recognize him...?

He didn’t exactly have a Grizzly Adam’s style beard on the day of occurrence.

[quote] in the Red corridor of the Senate wing

Irony.

Though I’m sure it was lost on him.

His life as he knew it, is over.

You hate to see it.

No I don’t. I REALLY REALLY LOVE TO SEE IT.

Did any of these goobers defy our expectations? They all seem to be losers of one stripe or another, whether it's Jake "I can only eat organic prison food cuz I'm a shaman and stuff" Angeli living with his mom at age 32, or this unemployed shorty, they are all the sad dregs of society and of course, the irony that the Republican party exists to *keep" them the dregs is utterly lost on them.

Fuck all of these people. These useless pieces of shit should all get a mandatory ten years.

It wasn’t hard to identify Adam Johnson. He was the goofy-grinning guy stealing Nancy Pelosi’s lectern, not a care in the world, like he was at a sorority house panty raid in 1952 instead of an all-out riot at the United States Capitol.

Allan Mestel knew as soon as he saw the photo. That was Johnson, all right: Unemployed, father of five, married to a doctor, resident of Parrish. Mestel had met Johnson at a social function before, and as a photographer in Manatee County he remembered his face. They also have some friends in common. He knew things about him.

People are held without bail for breaking and entering a fucking Dollar Store. This is disgusting.