Vanky wants to attend the inauguration!

Well, we all know that’s not happening.

If true, the entire family seems to have dead brains.

Do they still have the gallows up on the Capitol lawn??

What is her weapon of choice she would like to be armed with in attendence?

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OK, but only if Jared wears a dress.

She wants to sing "You Must Love Me" during the entertainment later in the day.

PROMISING POLICAL CAREER?????

Oh, dear!

R8 it’s budding like Cockgobbler after a binder.

Bender***

Why would anyone agree to it?

Fucking cunt better stay the hell away.

[quote]Ivanka is worried that her promising political career is in Jeopardy

Over my dead body!

Well she obviously is still planning on staying in politics.

She has as much self awareness as her dad, her mom, her brothers, her stepmom, sisters in law, and husband.

She just wants rebuffed so she can rile up the base and play victim.

She knows there’s no future for her amongst the buckwheats and neckbeards that make up the goonish base of her father’s supporters. She wants back into polite culture now that the power is slipping away.

My advice: don’t let her in.

The tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracist in me thinks she knows she won't be invited, and this is about making it look like there won't be any riots or attacks on that day, because would Daddy Donnie let his precious princess go to the inauguration if he was gonna blow it up? Of course not! This is PROOF! that they had NOTHING to do with anything untoward that might happen on that day!

Probably thinking too hard about this. I probably need a granola bar and a nap.

R7 - Nah, Jared's going to sing "And I Am Telling You, I'm Not Going" - awkward, but I'll pay to see it .

'Wanting to attend' is different than 'being invited'.

Debilitating delusion makes her think that the US Presidential system is modeled after the Royal Family of the England, and that she as 'First Daughter' MUST be given a place of honor.

Diamond and Silk can be her bodyguards.

She wants to be there to be able to post on Instagram that she is proud to stand and witness the peaceful transfer of power. Fuck her — do not give her this chance to turn this into a photo op and a way to extend her (hate this word) “brand” and monetize the proceedings.

I could go for an Ivanka stoning followed by a dignified inauguration.

Can we Stone the First Whore, too?

She can go in disguise and stand in the crowd. Hopefully she doesn't choose blackface as her disguise.

I sincerely hope that Biden does not fall for this. Cindy McCain fell for it for her husband's funeral when Miss Lindsey implored.

The only allowable trade for a ticket to the Inaugural is that her father immediately resign and move to some island without internet access.

As Advisor to the President, isn't this whole mess ALL her fault?

But she's the Princess of America! She deserves the attention!

R5 ... Here is the link OP was to retarded to post.

Let the bitch come and make sure she's put so far out of sight her face will never be seen on camera.

Her deleted tweet addressing ”American Patriots” sealed her deal as a supporter of the insurrection.

Only if you let me fuck you up the ass in front of millions, bitch.

Jared can watch.

She’s used to going places and being ignored so this should work out well for her.

They should let her go, Trump will have to battle his want for a terrorist attack versus watching his precious fuck toy getting brutally murdered along with everyone else at the inauguration.

R31 - don't do that. It will only make her want to go even more and Jared is getting hard just thinking of it.

You just know she's going to start writing a book next week, distancing herself rom her daddy. Do they have ghost writers in prison?

OP pleeeeeeeease marry me, fuck me, ravish me. You are the sexiest human on the DL right now. I’m serious. Good-guy strength is HOT.

In any case, Biden for sure will allow it in the spirit of being magnanimous, etc.

R25 - why should they have banned Lindsey Graham from McCain's funeral?

“Stand here”

(trap door)

“Bye bitch”

Only Melania should be allowed to go...you KNOW she is happy to escape that job.

I KNEW IT. [bold] I knew Ivanka would throw Daddy under the bus. [/bold] She's smarter and far more dangerous.

There’s no reason for her to be there. They need to tell unwanted Ivanka NO.

If she goes I think that will really enrage the MAGATARDS.

They'll need to do a deep body cavity search of her snatch to make sure she's not carrying any concealed weapons.

Fetid cunt.

Arrogant entitled whore.

The entire family should be taken out to the Rose Garden and be shot.

R37 I think I remember La Senatrice begging Cindy to allow Ivanka to attend (what R25 mentioned) so that she could play the role of the apolitical mourner, paying respects to an American hero. Everything with Ivanka is a ploy, a charade, a switch to allow herself to portray a person who is plugged in, connected, and above all empathetic. She’s not a person anymore; she’s a persona.

Well put.^^^^

Yes they can set a nice seat under a guillotine.

I would add to r46 that for all that, she has terrible political instincts.

She reminds me of that Markle narcissist. Entitled, grasping, cold hearted bitches.

I think in the long run Don Jr. will be the one who has a political career of some sort. Ivanka misjudges Trump's base and they never really took to her like they did Jr. She would have been better off sticking with the bland "empowering women and children" circuit.

"I want a Golden Ticket to the inauguration, Daddy! I said I WANT IT!"

R46 - I doubt Lindsey will do it this time around unless (and I mean this seriously) he and Ivanka have their own plans....distance themselves from the unwashed MAGA loons and try to show a "classier" side of the Repukes. See? We are human, not like the trash that stormed the Capitol. Both know they can get attention from the press and use it.

Jr. Mint will OD soon.

I hope she goes and I hope people spit on her and stick things in her hair.

R54, I believe this. He’s a mess, and this punch in the face that will be the downfall of the Dump brand will make things much worse.

I would love to see her completely snubbed by the people around her.

I would love to see footage of her trying to speak to someone and having that person turn their back and start a conversation with someone else.

I would love to see her extend a hand to a Democrat and have the Democrat look at it like it was a snotty handkerchief.

Why not invite Kimmy Guilfoyle while you're at it?

R58 No one wants that hideous worn out coke whore.

I think it was that niece - Mary? - who said Ivanka was the most like daddy Trump. Weird because she doesn't look as mentally defective as Don Jr or Eric - though looks can be deceiving.

Shouldn’t “antifa” be there to “take back America” by bashing her with stolen riot shields until her guts come out of her mouth and anus?

After all, that’s the Trump recommendation for dealing with political party differences.

[quote]I think it was that niece - Mary? - who said Ivanka was the most like daddy Trump. Weird because she doesn't look as mentally defective as Don Jr or Eric - though looks can be deceiving.

She looked like one of Teresa Giudice's brood dressed up like JonBenet before all the (very successful) plastic surgery.

[quote] I think in the long run Don Jr. will be the one who has a political career of some sort.

Nah, Don Jr. looks too coked up and unstable. She's smarter and more calculating which makes her more dangerous. She has always been Daddy's favorite and if she wants a political career, his worshipers will do what he says.

A little before and after of Ms. Trump-Kushner:

R60 Maybe she meant they think and act the same?

Political career? I always had a good laugh when she and her husband were cited as "senior advisors" to the president. Such experienced diplomats and it would appear Senator Rubio is the next ass-kisser to be thrown under the bus when she runs for his Florida senate seat. When will these stupid Republican ass kissers realize, once the Trump family uses them for their own purposes, their tossed under the bus..

I've always seen a Lisa Kudrow resemblance in her. I bet Lisa would be hilarious doing an SNL type send up of her.

OMG Ivanka or Marco. Choose your poison.

She will throw Daddy under the bus. He trained her well.

Attending the inaugural should be the least of her worries.

Unless Biden has decided to have the inauguration in Tel Aviv, this bitch and her cuck will be nowhere near it

I think the Trump kids should attend and show their faces. Behind the scenes, justice can continue so maybe eventually they are tried and convicted criminals.

That's a hard no. She is 100% complicit and needs to get the fuck off federal property with her husband.

It would be a good opportunity to arrest her.

Unwanted Ivanka makes another appearance!

Meh, it's just a desperate attempt to rehabilitate her image, which will not work. Let her stand there alone, grinning like an idiot, while the rest of the presidential group take social distancing to the extreme and stay far far away from her.

She warble on about how badly she was treated but most people won't care & the only supporters Dump has left will consider her a traitor for consorting with The Illegitimate President.

Eef you zhust ignore her, she goess away. Pfft!

But I come bearing gifts!

R57, they're gonna do that anyway. Nobody has shaken hands with anybody since March last year.

[quote]After Trump supporters staged an insurrection at the Capitol, Javanka’s remaining social capital—and the fear that accompanied it—has dried up. Says one former friend of Ivanka’s: “How do you associate yourself with the worst, most toxic people in U.S. history?”

The biggest difference between Ivanka and Jr. Mint & Eric is that she does not need daddy for anything. She doesn't need any inheritance from him. I imagine Ivanka and Jared are likely far more wealthy than Trump. D & E desperately need whatever money they can get from big daddy when he croaks. That's the only reason they're sucking up to him when it's a known fact they can't stand the old bastard, and he can't stand them. So, of the 3 Ivanka is far more likely to throw daddy under the bus than the boys.

But, I still firmly believe Trump won't live long after he's out of office.

Neither will Jr. Mint. Have any of you seen him lately? He is in end stage addition.

She must not be allowed.

Did Chelsea attend the Bush Inauguration? Did the Bush daughters attend the Obama Inauguration? Did the Obama daughters r s attend the Trump Inauguration?

I love this stuff. The social pariah status of these two couldn't be more satisfying.

Put her on garbage detail.

Only if they can use her as a human shield if the shit goes down.

[quote] Javanka’s remaining social capital—and the fear that accompanied it—has dried up.

Much like her pussy.

But she’s not a fat womon r84.

Yet.

It is striking and gratifying that people can STILL become social pariahs. I thought that the culture had become corrupted enough so that being snubbed for being a terrible person who does terrible things was a thing of the past.

Jr. Mint will OD soon.

Completely agree; Eric at least has his tranny wife to prop him up; Jr. just has equally unstable Guilfoyle, who will be gone once she finds some other fuck to keep her in drugs & nice cars. Jr. is already no doubt starting to get a taste of the artic level cold shoulder he's about to receive & the fragile, petty, thin skinned man-boy who desperately wants his father's love won't be able to stand it

*arctic*

All the more reason to have a smaller ceremony with a very limited guest list.

I can see Pence (who will) or Melania (who won't) being there if Donald isn't, but as R82 said, have the children of the leaving administration EVER attend the inauguration of the successor? There's no reason for Ivanka to be there no matter how important she thinks she is.

She does her best business as inaugurations

Look at me! I'm shouldn't be lumped in with those protesters! I'm a serious public servant!

Assuming she stays married to him, once Trump dies, just imagine the in-fighting that will occur between Melania and Ivanka in the funeral preparations. Though it won't be about seating arrangements for the front row as I would not expect to many positive RSVPs fro the VIPs.

Assuming she stays married to him, once Trump dies, just imagine the in-fighting that will occur between Melania and Ivanka in the funeral preparations.

You think? I see Melania wearing a red dress, doing the Electric Slide down the street and shouting about how the fucker is dead/she's rich (whatever). I don't see Melania sticking around in the post-presidency purgatory that Dump will be in (if not prison)

[quote]Did Chelsea attend the Bush Inauguration? Did the Bush daughters attend the Obama Inauguration? Did the Obama daughters r s attend the Trump Inauguration?

Yes. Yes. Yes. With their parents.

And I believe Ivana is not available, due to her heavy schedule of, well, eating.

Ivanka's a pushy beast. She's like her father - she will not take no for an answer.

Or it's their way of making sure they know where the swearing in happens - in case it's secretly moved. Which I'm hoping it is.

[quote]And I believe Ivana is not available, due to her heavy schedule.

And I believe Ivana is not available, due to her heavy flow.

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R99- Ewww!

Thank you r100.

I feel better now.

She's such a cunt. I think she inherited her dad's psychopathy. I love that unmasked deplorables are going to accost them for the rest of their lives. Yes, Half-Scoop is on his way to shooting his drugs. I'm sure he's smoking them by now.

R193- Many have have made the statement that their personalities are exactly the same. He groomed her well. She will destroy him to save her ass

We will set a nice little stool for her by the Washington Memorial.

Princess Ivanka has long reminded me of the Sarah Michelle Gellar character in Cruel Intentions. I wonder if she stores a secret stash of blow in her necklace, too?

On second thought...

Ivanka has no time for ceremonies.

She's busy interviewing Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin on which shade of blond goes best with orange attire.

She probably wants a front row seat due to her years of government service, no that's not right, because of who she is

But, but, daddy would let me! Wah!!!!

She gatecrashed my father's funeral.

R95, With hope the situation will be soon, and the "Covid-19, you see" can be used by any and all invitees in their declining.

R105, And I hope you refer not to furniture.