His mom tells the public that he hasn't eaten all weekend because the prison won't give him organic food.
Man up, granola girl or you’ll be getting something organic in the showers!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | 01/11/2021 |
Why is his mouth always open in photos, does he do that on purpose when he sees a camera?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | 01/11/2021 |
Marry me, r1!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | 01/11/2021 |
That's a shame.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | 01/11/2021 |
He wants you to shoot your load onto his tongue, R2.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | 01/11/2021 |
She could bail his ass out of jail.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | 01/11/2021 |
Oh well. In 35 days or so we can indict his skeleton.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | 01/11/2021 |
Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | 01/11/2021 |
I’m hoping there’s no bail, R6.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | 01/11/2021 |
His usual diet is of the raccoons and wild oxen which he catches with his bare hands and whose pelts he wears on his rampages.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | 01/11/2021 |
I really don't care, do u?
Entitled twat living with his mommy. SNL just writes its self
by Anonymous | reply 11 | 01/11/2021 |
Bye bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | 01/11/2021 |
Lmao 😂
by Anonymous | reply 13 | 01/11/2021 |
He could eat his own bowel movement. It's farm to table in that prison sort of way and seems organic.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | 01/11/2021 |
Keep me updated on his pain and suffering. 😀
Poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | 01/11/2021 |
What a dumb ho.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | 01/11/2021 |
Isn’t he unemployed? Does SNAP cover organic food?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | 01/11/2021 |
Awww he can’t get his mommy to buy him organic food. Wahhh wahhh wahh soooo sad 😫
by Anonymous | reply 18 | 01/11/2021 |
R2 He was just practicing for prison.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | 01/11/2021 |
Boy children can benefit from a little discipline once in a while too.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | 01/11/2021 |
Smack her, Jailnona!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | 01/11/2021 |
R10... THAT was funny!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | 01/11/2021 |
He makes a nice prison bitch. I mean, I'd think.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | 01/11/2021 |
How does a hunger strike hurt anyone but himself?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | 01/11/2021 |
Don't ask him to think, R24
These people believe in Q Anon.
Think? They don't know how.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | 01/11/2021 |
Do you know who else can't eat organic food? The two policemen you helped kill. Rot in Jail you fucking shit stain.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | 01/11/2021 |
Have his nudes been leaked yet?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | 01/11/2021 |
Who will play him on SNL?
Please, God, not Kate McKinnon.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | 01/11/2021 |
[quote]The man wearing fur and horns while breaking into the Capitol on Wednesday during the riots voluntarily called the FBI and said he went to Washington, D.C., that day because of President Trump’s call for all “patriots” to go.
I knew this silly bitch would be the first to crack! He's singing like a canary; the Feds put the fear of God in him. He also admitted to them that there were no Antifa at the Capitol, contrary to MAGAt spin
by Anonymous | reply 29 | 01/11/2021 |
That's fine, shove a tube down his stomach and force feed him, see if he enjoys that. Skank smelling cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | 01/11/2021 |
He has a good body so he can eat semen all day.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | 01/11/2021 |
He’s lowkey sexy in a mentally disturbed kind of way, so give him a stern warning, and all will be forgiven.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | 01/11/2021 |
Poor thang requires a lot of attention.
One day those horns and fur will be valuable for selling to a collector.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | 01/11/2021 |
R32, he’s bald!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | 01/11/2021 |
They all look so "special."
by Anonymous | reply 35 | 01/11/2021 |
Strap him down and stick a feeding tube down his throat.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | 01/11/2021 |
WTF. Did he really think quinoa is prison grub?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | 01/11/2021 |
His name isn’t Jake Angeli. He isn’t even Italian.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | 01/11/2021 |
Can we get his nudes?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | 01/11/2021 |
Idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | 01/11/2021 |
This guy plays Dungeons and Dragons, right? I wish someone had pulled his pants down. He probably wouldn't notice...
by Anonymous | reply 42 | 01/11/2021 |
[quote] Why is his mouth always open in photos, does he do that on purpose when he sees a camera?
He calls himself the QAnon Shaman, so he’s no doubt losing in mid-shamanic chant.
Sort of the same way some “”starlets” always hold their head in the sane position when being photographed. Like them, he probably practiced in front of a mirror until he got it just right.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | 01/11/2021 |
Posing but losing works too
by Anonymous | reply 44 | 01/11/2021 |
Finally, the bullshit publicity torture Sheriff Joe instituted for inmates pays off. Arizona prisons...ostrich meat, green baloney. It's too good for him.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | 01/11/2021 |
Doesn't this fuckwit also claim to be an "actor"? That's probably what's behind his idiotic posing.
Just another attention whore.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | 01/11/2021 |
He’s a failed actor who lives in his moms basement.
Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | 01/11/2021 |
I hear maggots are organic.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | 01/11/2021 |
Baldy who lives with his mommy.
Only the best people! Alpha males!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | 01/11/2021 |
Isn’t his surname German? Why does he pretend he is Italian?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | 01/11/2021 |
{quote]Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.
Or 30.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | 01/11/2021 |
I really don’t understand gay Mens obsession with him.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | 01/11/2021 |
trump's rag tag "army." What a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | 01/11/2021 |
I hope they hosed him down with an antibacterial solution before they let him come into the jail. He looks like he has mites.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | 01/11/2021 |
[quote] Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.
Actually a human head only weights about 11 pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | 01/11/2021 |
My semester is all organic!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | 01/11/2021 |
That flat stomach says he only eats pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | 01/11/2021 |
Not to play devil's advocate here, but at least he's in far better shape and better groomed than all the other jackasses that rioted. He's a dumb racist treasonous asshole none the less.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | 01/11/2021 |
This is the funniest thing I've heard during an especially grim week.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | 01/11/2021 |
Keeping his mouth wide open is good practice for prison.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | 01/11/2021 |
And of COURSE he is given what he wants! I wouldn’t expect anything else the way things are so fucked up anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | 01/11/2021 |
I guess he'll get some peyote, cannabis, and alcohol for his shamanic rituals next.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | 01/11/2021 |
Wait until next Tuesday Jan 19 when Trump pardons them all.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | 01/11/2021 |
A white person wins again. I wonder what other amenities the jail will offer him.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | 01/11/2021 |
Ugh I’m so over these white assholes
by Anonymous | reply 68 | 01/11/2021 |
A straight* white person wins again.
You’re nuts if you think those dudes would be fine rubbing shoulders with any of you openly gay white men.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | 01/11/2021 |
If he had been black he would've been shot.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | 01/11/2021 |
Are those sweatpants?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | 01/11/2021 |
Good let him starve to death
by Anonymous | reply 73 | 01/11/2021 |
He’ll be fed organic food, in-line with his strict shaman diet says his mommy. Oh fuck me... how long till his fibromyalgia starts playing up?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | 01/11/2021 |
He almost didn't make it to the Capitol, R74. He was having one of his "so tender to the touch" days last Wednesday.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | 01/11/2021 |
These stupid women need to kick them out on their useless asses.
THIS is why they're mad. They may actually be expected to get a job and work instead of being coddled and catered to. White men see their precious entitlement ending and know they'll never make it on a level playing field.
Goddamned useless snowflakes.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | 01/11/2021 |
They'll probably crush up a bunch of earwigs, fruit flies, spiders, and ants, add some seasoning and tell him it's hummus.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | 01/11/2021 |
32 years old, unemployed, lives with his mother and until recently spent most of his time wandering around Phoenix dressed like a comic book character and shouting about insane conspiracy theories.
What a fucking winner!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | 01/11/2021 |
Where does he think he is, vegan academy?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | 01/11/2021 |
UPDATE:
He will be fed organic food, in line with his diet, in federal custody.
"We will abide by the judge's order," U.S. Marshal David Gonzales said.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | 01/12/2021 |
PLEASE DONOT GRANT THIS DEPLORABLE A NAME. (All caps so some retard OP gets a clue!!!!!).
by Anonymous | reply 81 | 01/12/2021 |
This here deplorable can dine on my organic shit!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | 01/12/2021 |
All they have to do is TELL him the food’s organic. Problem solved!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | 01/12/2021 |
R82 Do you deliver?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | 01/12/2021 |
SHIT YEAH!! All pun and innuendo intended.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | 01/12/2021 |
I'm a little tipsy. Meant r84.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | 01/12/2021 |
Ha. I should have guessed he was bald.
The horns and fur were clearly compensation for some lack of something. Being cue-ball bald and unfuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | 01/12/2021 |
Snowflake.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | 01/12/2021 |
Arizona is actually giving him organic food??? Where's Sheriff Arpaio when you actually need him?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote] UPDATE: He will be fed organic food, in line with his diet, in federal custody.
Way to go, Scoop! You’re a regular Carl fucking Bernstein, aren’t ya?
Don’t read the thread or anything though.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | 01/12/2021 |
Arpaio is advising inmates on the president's pardon power.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | 01/12/2021 |
They'll probably just serve him organic cereal and organic snack bars 3 times a day.
[quote]Been here many times as a lawyer dealing with prisoners claiming they have a sincerely held religious belief that requires a restrictive diet. Just wait until he orders any non-organic food from the commissary and he’ll lose his organic meals. Ramen gets them every time.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | 01/12/2021 |
Who’s this Ramen fella?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | 01/12/2021 |
Organic ramen can be obtained quite easily.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote]in far better shape and better groomed
It's too bad he's:
a) insane
b) one of those guys with "pubic" chest hair.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | 01/12/2021 |
Meanwhile, the prisons told Muslims to fuck off when they asked for food that did not contain pork.
But the kind of Incelvania gets his organic food? Hmm.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | 01/12/2021 |
I hope they lock him up and throw away the key.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote]Organic ramen can be obtained quite easily.
At commissary?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | 01/12/2021 |
LOL, birds of a feather. That Pic shows him with "wear my work badge to scene of crime" boy.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | 01/12/2021 |
Why is that German/Irish man pretending to Be Italian?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | 01/12/2021 |
Because Italian works in Arizona, R101!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | 01/12/2021 |
That guy is as Italian as the Olive Garden. What would it matter if he was full-blooded? In Arizona his community is WHITE TRASH.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | 01/12/2021 |
These same people call liberals snowflakes. The irony. This bitch complaining about non-organic food.
The hypocrisy is unbelievable - and of course, silence on the right. If it was a liberal, this would be front page news.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | 01/12/2021 |
Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | 01/12/2021 |
OP's headline is now redundant.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote]OP's headline is now redundant.
Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote] Huh?
See R80.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | 01/12/2021 |
Jake has been using his mother's maiden name for years even though it's not his official name. Martha is eyetalian. Look at the video of her.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | 01/12/2021 |
God damn dagos.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | 01/12/2021 |
He has a good body, butterface.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | 01/12/2021 |
Let's see if they cater to his fussy cravings in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | 01/12/2021 |
They are catering to him
The man accused of storming into the U.S. Capitol — while wearing a horned helmet and fur — during last Wednesday’s pro-Trump riot will be fed an organic diet while he’s in custody of the U.S. Marshals.
Thirty-three year-old Jake Angeli, of Arizona, whose real name is Jacob Anthony Chansley, made his first court appearance on Monday, Newsweek reports. There, public defender Gerald Williams reportedly explained that Angeli had not eaten since being arrested on Saturday due to a restrictive organic diet he adheres to, ostensibly for religious reasons
Phoenix Judge Deborah Fine, Newsweek reports, will allow Williams to find a way to provide meals for Angeli. Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”
by Anonymous | reply 116 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote]Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”
How tragic that would be.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote] Let's see if they cater to his fussy cravings in prison.
I read that as:
[quote] Let's see if they cater to his mussy cravings in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | 01/12/2021 |
[quote]The conspiracy theorist, who told federal authorities he stormed the Capitol at the request of President Trump, received a slew of awards during his time with the Navy, including the National Defense Service Medal and the Sea Service Deployment Ribbon, the outlet reported.
Sounds like he could've had a good career in the Navy if he hadn't been so batshit.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | 01/12/2021 |
What loser and a sucker
by Anonymous | reply 122 | 01/12/2021 |
I like insurrectionists who don't get arrested.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | 01/12/2021 |
R122 is right: Dump deplores the deplorables and thinks the military are all deplorables (unless they are generals for whom he gets a little hard-on).
by Anonymous | reply 124 | 01/12/2021 |
Thanks, R124, I'll take that as a compliment!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | 01/12/2021 |
Ah yes of course they are caving to him. Ugh.
Lots of Trumpists saying he's Antifa because of the diet even though a very common way for young men to be radicalized to 'take the red pill' is to recruit them from the diet/fitness subgroups like Paleo and fasting. From there you turn them against big agri and big pharma then it's anti-vaxx, then it's the whole government is trying to kill you/plant chips in you.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | Last Wednesday at 6:37 AM |
Did he sit in a makeup chair for a queen to beat his face with the red white and blue before the terrorist attack? Gurl bye.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | Last Wednesday at 7:21 AM |
[quote]Lots of Trumpists saying he's Antifa because of the diet
Trumpists really aren't known for their cogent analysis.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | Last Wednesday at 7:31 AM |
[quote] Jake Angeli (real name Jacob Anthony Chansley) is a 32-year-old actor from Arizona, not hugely successful by the looks of it, whose now-deleted Backstage page proclaimed he is a “highly talented” voice actor who can do over 30 different voices.
Has he ever acted in anything? It annoys me when people are branded “actor” when it’s merely an aspiration.
That would be like me calling myself a contractor when I’ve never built a building. Or a quilter when I’ve never sewn a quilt.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | Last Wednesday at 9:41 AM |
Who was that gentle lady from Russia?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | Last Wednesday at 9:43 AM |
Oops-Wrong thread.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | Last Wednesday at 9:49 AM |
[quote] That would be like me calling myself a contractor when I’ve never built a building.
Yeah, but you suck one cock and....
by Anonymous | reply 134 | Last Wednesday at 10:10 AM |
He’s got disgusting tattoos, ugly ear piercings.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | Last Wednesday at 4:56 PM |
Fine. We'll check in on him in six months or so.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | Last Thursday at 4:33 PM |
The Hill (which is banned here) is reporting that Titty Baby wants a pardon ...
[quote]A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President Trump.
[quote]Jacob Anthony Chansley, who also goes by the name “QAnon Shaman," turned himself in to authorities Saturday after he traveled to Washington, D.C., at Trump's call for "patriots" to take a stand against the election results.
[quote]His attorney Albert Watkins is now making a plea for a pardon, stating that Chansley was not involved in Wednesday's violence and surrendered peacefully.
[quote]“My client had heard the oft-repeated words of President Trump,” Watkins said, according to local CBS station KMOV4. “The words and invitation of a president are supposed to mean something. Given the peaceful and compliant fashion in which Mr. Chansley comported himself, it would be appropriate and honorable for the president to pardon Mr. Chansley and other like-minded, peaceful individuals who accepted the president’s invitation with honorable intentions.”
by Anonymous | reply 138 | Last Thursday at 9:27 PM |
Why does this guy always appear to be “wailing” in every picture of him? Did he just walk through the Capitol emitting some type of war cry or something?
I hate this flamboyant, retarded fucker, and I hope he dies from his hunger strike.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | Last Thursday at 10:28 PM |
Who is he wearing?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | Last Thursday at 10:55 PM |
[quote] after he traveled to Washington, D.C., at Trump's call for "patriots" to take a stand against the election results.
[quote]”My client had heard the oft-repeated words of President Trump,”
Well this can’t be true. I distinctly heard a congressman tell the House that no one said they were there because trump told them to be, so trump couldn’t possibly be the reason they were there.
I mean, he wouldn’t lie, right?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | Last Thursday at 11:57 PM |
[quote]“Dances With Kale” denied bail - Gulf Toast
by Anonymous | reply 142 | Last Saturday at 8:04 AM |
[quote]DOJ prosecutors had argued Chansley, also known as the "QAnon Shaman" or Jake Angeli, was a flight risk and danger to the public because his past statements — including that "he is an extraterrestrial being" — showed that he "is not connected to reality."
Can't a flying saucer from his home planet simply beam him up to get him out of jail?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | Last Saturday at 8:24 AM |
Absolutely, R143, it happens all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | Last Saturday at 8:34 AM |
[quote]Conspirituality — in which New Age wellness meets conspiracy culture — helped stoke the riot on Capitol Hill
None of these people look very "well".
by Anonymous | reply 145 | Last Saturday at 8:54 AM |
God I wish the block thread feature worked. Sick of seeing that stupid motherfucker's howling mug. And the horns and pelt are a bit overboard to hide the fact that he's bald. How about a MAGA hat like all the other trash?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | Last Saturday at 9:02 AM |
All these paramilitary rioters in the end are being shown up to be nothing but big mamas' boys.
"My dearest darling did not do anything wrong, no matter what that nasty Nancy Pelosi says; and to show my support for him, I've knitted a pretty slanket to keep him toasty warm during those cold nights in the penitentiary."
by Anonymous | reply 148 | Last Saturday at 9:16 AM |
[quote]Can't a flying saucer from his home planet simply beam him up to get him out of jail?
We don't know her.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | Last Saturday at 9:31 AM |
I really fucking hate this guy, I hope they throw the book at him.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | Last Saturday at 9:42 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 151 | Last Saturday at 10:49 AM |
Why isn't there a mugshot of him available?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | Last Saturday at 10:50 AM |
Why isn't there a nude shot of him available?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | Last Saturday at 10:54 AM |
Stop posting photos of this idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | Last Saturday at 11:09 AM |
R152, will you settle for a truly pathetic and bathetic courtroom sketch?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | Last Saturday at 11:12 AM |
Has anyone verified if he went commando during his foray into the capitol?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | Last Saturday at 11:16 AM |
Who's sexier? Q Shaman or Baked Alaska?
Both are CAGED MEAT!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | Last Saturday at 12:15 PM |
His bitching about no organic food in prison reminds me of the book Judgement Ridge which is a true crime book about two teens who killed two Dartmouth College professors in the early 2000s. When the teens were arrested and held in jail both bitched about not the prison commissary not having organic snacks.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | Last Saturday at 12:25 PM |
[quote]Chansley faces up to 25 years in prison for two felony charges and four misdemeanors
This bitch could be going away for a long time.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | Last Saturday at 12:25 PM |
Is the Q Shaman the same as Qbacca? Or is Qbacca the other Fabulous Furry Freakout Brother?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | Last Saturday at 12:59 PM |
The funny thing about poor sad Jake is that, looking at all the photos, he never seems to be doing any physical harm to persons or property. He was too busy posing and wailing. And clearly that's not an outfit and headdress one wears who intends to get physical, there's no protective armor of any kind.
Am I right? Is there evidence in all the photos of him hurting anything?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | Last Saturday at 1:24 PM |
He admitted to wanting to kill Democrats.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | Last Saturday at 1:52 PM |
He hurt our human sensibilities, r163.
He committed a serious fashion crime and defiled our seat of government with his filthy pelt, body odor and hideous makeup.
He assaulted out ears with his idiotic howling and caterwauling.
He should be locked up for LIFE.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | Last Saturday at 2:05 PM |
The pictures of his Braveheart howls are increasingly disgusting and annoying the more you see how many fucking shots there is of him acting like an imbecilic animal.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | Last Saturday at 2:09 PM |
He is canceled Bye bitch
by Anonymous | reply 167 | Last Saturday at 6:16 PM |
Anyone else see the footage from the New Yorker reporter where this freak leads all the traitors in prayer and even removes his head dress? What a fucking psycho freakshow.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | Last Sunday at 8:54 AM |
Why is everyone, investigators included, focusing in on these low level operatives and dupes. Why isn't anyone investigating Michael Flynn and Eric Prince. They're the ones who organized and coordinated this travesty (along with Trump's full knowledge and approval).
by Anonymous | reply 169 | Last Sunday at 9:12 AM |
I think another poster mentioned this, but back in the day a guy like this would've been in a state-run psychiatric hospital. People like him were put away so they didn't become crazy public spectacles, which of course is exactly what happened.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | Last Sunday at 9:14 AM |
R169, who’s to say they’re not?
Building a case takes time sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | Last Sunday at 10:00 AM |
They should call him the Low IQ Shaman.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | Last Sunday at 10:08 AM |
I'm sad to say that after seeing the footage from the New Yorker, I can no longer be sexually attracted to the Q-Shaman until he undergoes several years of intense psychiatric therapy... and probably electro-shock treatment... and possibly a lobotomy. I trust you will all keep me in your thoughts at this most difficult time.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | Last Sunday at 10:41 AM |
Sheesh, R173, that was bad. Q Shaman comes across as mascot of the retards. I'm not sure there's any hope for him.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | Last Sunday at 11:03 AM |
Low class people invading the temple of power.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | Last Sunday at 11:05 AM |
They are the absolute dregs of American society. Funny how Confederate flags were being waved because in the Antebellum South, these people were looked down on by everyone. Slaves had higher status than white trash.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | Last Sunday at 11:10 AM |
Mommy, they're being mean to me! Make them stop!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | Last Sunday at 11:10 AM |
They are America's scum, America's dirty secret.
We paid good money for their education.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | Last Sunday at 11:13 AM |
Anyone attracted to this loser is, well, a loser. Your standards are the lowest common denominators of masculinity; loud, obnoxious, hairy, brutish. You'd probably drool for a knuckle dragging caveman as he bashed your head in with his club.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | Last Sunday at 11:15 AM |
He's repulsive. And the salt grain size intellect almost renders ineligible for civilized society. I don't know how those stupid pants even stayed on.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | Last Sunday at 11:17 AM |
People with insufficient intellect should be exterminated.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | Last Sunday at 11:22 AM |
[quote] Anyone attracted to this loser is, well, a loser. Your standards are the lowest common denominators of masculinity; loud, obnoxious, hairy, brutish. You'd probably drool for a knuckle dragging caveman as he bashed your head in with his club.
I don't want a man who belongs to a club
But a man who has a club that belongs to him!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | Last Sunday at 11:23 AM |
^ Cybill talks Russian!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | Last Sunday at 11:28 AM |
R155 link says Wookiee now has COVID after denouncing it as a hoax. R157, he did not go commando: R173's link shows him being handed his cell which he slips into his black underwear; this is after he asks some guy to take his picture next to the VP's chair with his phone, presumably extracted from said black underwear and still warm! Eccentric to say the least.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | Last Sunday at 12:50 PM |
Have there been any updates on that judge's fur suit offspring?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | Last Sunday at 12:55 PM |
Where were all the guns? The organizers of this raid appear to have instructed participants not to bring their firearms, a boner-killer for many who would otherwise have attended no doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | Last Sunday at 12:57 PM |
Because of DC’s strict gun laws. They would’ve been locked up before they even got near the city, much less the president and Capitol.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | Last Sunday at 12:59 PM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | Last Sunday at 1:01 PM |
See 6:50 - 7:30 to view said undergarment in R173's link.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | Last Sunday at 1:03 PM |
Is it true he has COVID? His attorney apparently said so on his interview with Chris Cuomo.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | Last Sunday at 1:03 PM |
R187 the authorities weren't exactly paying attention so I doubt these so-called 'patriots' would have been stopped for carrying, esp if concealed. In any event he lack of guns seems to suggest a conspiracy.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | Last Sunday at 1:09 PM |
R188 stole my post! I hate R188.
Is the fucker suffering and miserable with the Covid? On a ventilator?
Does he believe Covid's real yet or does he think it's a wicked harsh drug flashback?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | Last Sunday at 1:11 PM |
R190 yes. He is isolating in the big house.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | Last Sunday at 1:12 PM |
Do straight white trash know we find them hot?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | Last Sunday at 1:13 PM |
I wish more young people were dying of COVID, then there might be a chance for this one.
Either way I hope he dies soon.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | Last Sunday at 1:23 PM |
[quote] the authorities weren't exactly paying attention so I doubt these so-called 'patriots' would have been stopped for carrying, esp if concealed.
And you don’t think the Secret Service were paying attention? They’re going to let an audience with guns near the president?
It’s not Michigan. You’re not going to walk down the street with rifles and ARs.
No, lack of guns do not indicate a conspiracy. Lack of guns indicates the organizers told them not to bring guns, for obvious reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | Last Sunday at 1:31 PM |
Covid is about to show those traitors what a true revolution is.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | Last Sunday at 3:06 PM |
His mama looks very annoyed.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | Last Sunday at 3:10 PM |
Well of course she's annoyed, R198, how many times do you think she's had to rescue his crazy ass over the decades? He's probably been nothing but trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | Last Sunday at 3:14 PM |
R199 He was honorably discharged from the Navy 14 years ago and has never had any problem with the law, not even a traffic ticket, according to his lawyer. I am assuming that the mother has never had to rescue him in his adult like; about his childhood, I don't know.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | Last Sunday at 3:20 PM |
He is living with his Mom at 33, dresses up like a mental patient, stood in the senate gallery bellowing like a moose. I think it was some made up chant he invented as part of his "shamanism". One thing about all these videos and pics, there are a lot of fken nuts desperate to escape their empty lives, revolution cosplay fills the bill.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | Last Sunday at 3:26 PM |
So has he ever held a job in the fourteen years since he’s been discharged from the Navy?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | Last Sunday at 3:27 PM |
Hmmm...that means he was discharged from the Navy at 19??
You have to serve at least 4 years. There’s something pretty fishy about that discharge.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | Last Sunday at 3:31 PM |
Maybe Mommy can sneak him some organic food up her hoo-ha when she comes to visit.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | Last Sunday at 3:34 PM |
[quote]there are a lot of fken nuts desperate to escape their empty lives, revolution cosplay fills the bill.
Definitely. Instead of taking up a sport or hiking or what have you, they do this insane shit.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | Last Sunday at 3:35 PM |
R203 He refused an anti-anthrax vax so was separated. He is a shaman after all, he has healing powers which I assume he can use on himself... He's now facing 25 years in jail.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | Last Sunday at 3:38 PM |
He's hideous. He actually looks more presentable in that faux war paint and clown suit. He's fug in the picture with Rudy Tooty.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | Last Sunday at 3:40 PM |
He has a good bod neck down. Neck up butterface.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | Last Sunday at 3:41 PM |
Thank you, R201, I going to say..
I mean, he's the fucking Qshaman, running around DC in a freak costume participating in violent rioting and terrorism. This is not normal, acceptable behavior.
He's obviously batshit crazy and the only way he's going to escape going straight to prison is by going to a hospital for the criminally insane. I'm sure his own fucking mother knows exactly what he's like. You don't get that way overnight. All the T**** Treason Terrorists are mentally and ethically unsound. Unless their mothers are pretty much the same way, they know their own kids are crazy, loser fuck ups.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | Last Sunday at 3:48 PM |
Let him die.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | Last Sunday at 3:51 PM |
That New Yorker footage was eye opening.
He's asking Dump for a pardon now saying that he was only following Dump's orders...
What's the bet he gets a Presidential pardon.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | Last Sunday at 3:58 PM |
[quote] only following orders...
They tried that at Nuremberg, so he will need a pardon to be sure.
Has anyone here sent him money yet for his inside purchases? Own up (this is anonymous unless you ID yourself).
by Anonymous | reply 212 | Last Sunday at 4:03 PM |
Sent him money?
Oh my god, is he soliciting money from people?
DO NOT FEED THE QSHAMAN.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | Last Sunday at 4:05 PM |
Why would anyone from DL send him a cent R212?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | Last Sunday at 4:08 PM |
Lots of people (not me) on DL sent money to cage meat Jarec Wentworth.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | Last Sunday at 4:16 PM |
Whoever that asshole was upthread going on about his "honorable" discharge (not too sure about that claim) and all that seems like a good candidate to send a crazy, anti-democracy, anti-American terrorist some money.
Jesus fucking christ, how embarrassing for everyone. The Qshaman's family, the families and former friends of the people supporting Trump and the Trump Terrorists. They must be hiding away in shame and drinking a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | Last Sunday at 4:22 PM |
Thank you for your Concern R216, but go easy on the sherry.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | Last Sunday at 4:26 PM |
They all deserve to be executed for treason and sedition.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | Last Sunday at 4:43 PM |
I hope we learn he used hook up apps when he got to DC. And I hope some of them are gay apps.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | Last Sunday at 4:51 PM |
His apps will just be knitting and crochet. If he could be linked to Miss Linds, that could be interesting. Q Shaman doesn't have a gf or bf by the sounds of things, which is hardly surprising given his Qbacca behavior. His mama must find him a handful.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | Last Sunday at 5:13 PM |
Can Trump pardon him and the other traitors of all charges and if he tries can his pardons be appealed?
by Anonymous | reply 221 | Last Sunday at 9:39 PM |
Two more days...
by Anonymous | reply 222 | Last Sunday at 11:06 PM |
Yes, yes and no R221.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | Last Sunday at 11:06 PM |
His Twitter bio reads “Spiritual & Political Consultant, Shamanic Practitioner Author, Energetic Healer, Ordained Minister, Seeker of Truth & Servant of God.”
On a now defunct website, he also offered online courses on shamanism and claimed to have walked a shamanic path for twenty years that started with a jarring experience in which he perceived the world as alien, after struggling with addictions to cigarettes, drugs and fast food, and a difficult childhood.
In the interview with the Arizona Republic, he calls himself a “multidimensional being,” whose third eye is open.
He goes by the name Yellowstone Wolf, he discusses his self-published book (written under yet another name, Loan Wolf) and his experiences with extraterrestrials and UFOs, psychedelic use, and the purpose of meditation in raising consciousness. He goes through the gamut of New Age themes: fractal energy; frequencies; solar cycles; personal ascension leading to galactic ascension; chakras; the universe; light codes; overcoming negative emotion; 100th monkey collective; the flower of life and sacred geometry; the divine is within; be your own guru; astrology; and so on. He advertises his now-defunct website starseedacademy.space, and promotes Life-Wave patches, a multi-level marketing scheme that he claims cured his father of cancer and liver disease.
He claims that he can see higher frequencies using his third eye, therefore he knows what these elite pedophiles are doing. Identifying himself as a “digital soldier” in a spiritual war, he sees himself as fighting evil on the side of Donald Trump. The sign he carried at the climate protest declared “this is Ragnarok” referring to the Norse mythology, in which Ragnarök is the battle at the end of the world.
When asked by the Arizona Republic about where he got his ideas, Jake Angeli mentioned “internet research” and Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper. Cooper was another Arizona resident, killed by police, whose book went on to influence QAnon and the right-wing Patriot movement.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | Yesterday at 4:29 AM |
"he calls himself a “multidimensional being,” whose third eye is open."
by Anonymous | reply 225 | Yesterday at 4:31 AM |
Is that the new way of saying “bisexual”?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | Yesterday at 4:59 AM |
Someone "enlightened" wouldn't become a terrorist that tried to overthrow the government.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | Yesterday at 5:08 AM |
Lol, R226, that's what I thought - or gay. It all seems like a long runaround to avoid something.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | Yesterday at 5:15 AM |
[quote][R199] He was honorably discharged from the Navy 14 years ago and has never had any problem with the law, not even a traffic ticket, according to his lawyer.
And, assuming this person's lawyer is 100% truthful you think these are relevant pieces of information, because...? You can't actually believe an apparent lack of an arrest record is actual proof of someone's good character or sound personal behavior?
Are you always this trusting of people accused of crimes, R200?
[quote]I am assuming that the mother has never had to rescue him in his adult like
That's quite an assumption for a man in his 30s who lives at home, considers himself a shaman and dresses the part in public, and that's not even getting to the "violent overthrow of the government" ambitions.
Again, do you give this same benefit of the doubt to other people charged with crimes? Think before responding. I'd love to know your answer.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | Yesterday at 7:52 AM |
*Judge orders Jacob Chansley, a.k.a. Q Shaman, to remain behind bars until trial on charges in Capitol riot. *Judge described his behavior as “active participation in a violent insurrection.“ *In orange jumpsuit, he muttered "Oh my God" at end of hearing.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | Yesterday at 8:30 AM |
Stupid fucker didn't realize how serious his actions were. Well, he's learning now!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | Yesterday at 8:36 AM |
Guess his third eye didn't see that coming.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | Yesterday at 8:37 AM |
“Third eye” is code for “gaping hole,” right?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | Yesterday at 8:43 AM |
So he's 33, living in his mom's house, living off of his mother, one presumes and he's been a "shaman" for 20 years? He started "shamaning" when he was 13? Hmm, well it doesn't appear to be working out.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | Yesterday at 8:47 AM |
That's probably what his mommy calls it R234.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | Yesterday at 8:51 AM |
The judge who denied him bail agreed with the prosecution's assessment that he is "not connected to reality".
by Anonymous | reply 237 | Yesterday at 8:54 AM |
He looks like 80 in the courtroom sketch.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | Yesterday at 8:56 AM |
"Not connected to reality" is an understatement. He's certifiably insane.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | Yesterday at 9:38 AM |
[quote]He started "shamaning" when he was 13?
Maybe he was a shaman prodigy?
[quote]Hmm, well it doesn't appear to be working out.
Yes, there is that.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | Yesterday at 10:02 AM |
Where's that website where you can send him money for his orgasmic snax?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | Yesterday at 10:02 AM |
"He looks like 80 in the courtroom sketch."
A week of being chased like a hound by the Feds and a couple of days in the hoosegow will do that.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | Yesterday at 10:06 AM |
What happened to the other furry?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | Yesterday at 10:06 AM |
Has he been passed around yet?
by Anonymous | reply 244 | Yesterday at 10:07 AM |
It often happens that crazy people love living in prison. The rigid structure and predictability gives them a feeling of security and they function better than they've ever functioned out in the world.
Certain kinds of crazy - I don't know about Qshaman. He's special, he's loved, he's extra-wacko.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | Yesterday at 11:27 AM |
The wailing like a banshee all his own in the balcony before he comes down and declares people "fucking patriots" is nearly disturbing to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | Yesterday at 11:32 AM |
"Nearly?"
This whole thing is a shitshow. America will never live this down.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | Yesterday at 11:47 AM |
[quote] He started "shamaning" when he was 13?
This tickled me so.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | Yesterday at 11:49 AM |
[quote] The wailing like a banshee all his own
You wanted the attention? You wanted to make sure you were seen above all else?
Well, you got our attention.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | Yesterday at 11:50 AM |
R42, "Q sent me!"
So he thinks he's the Q in LGBTQ? That's not exactly the best way to come out.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | Yesterday at 12:03 PM |
Q as in Qanon or however it's spelled.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | Yesterday at 1:22 PM |
waaah, waaah.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | Yesterday at 1:23 PM |
[quote] the Q in LGBTQ
What is that Q again? This is getting way too complicated.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | Yesterday at 2:54 PM |
What was he shamaning about before QAnon existed? He says Q sent him... well who was sending him before Q?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | Yesterday at 3:02 PM |
[quote] And, assuming this person's lawyer is 100% truthful you think these are relevant pieces of information, because...? You can't actually believe an apparent lack of an arrest record is actual proof of someone's good character or sound personal behavior?
R229 these are mitigation issues, if need be; no arrests, no convictions help certainly.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | Yesterday at 3:07 PM |
Have there been any new developments with the Qnanny Shaman?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | 13 hours ago |
I think that there were people at the riot who were surprised by the violence and hatred of some of their fellow-"Patriots". That guy looks like he on his way to a frat party! Could some of them have convinced themselves that it would be peaceful? Because it seems like there were a few types participating.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | 12 hours ago |
They might have been surprised R257 but it was probably a pleasant surprise so hang them all just to be on the safe side.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | 11 hours ago |