Q Shaman on Hunger Strike!

Man up, granola girl or you’ll be getting something organic in the showers!

Why is his mouth always open in photos, does he do that on purpose when he sees a camera?

Marry me, r1!

That's a shame.

He wants you to shoot your load onto his tongue, R2.

She could bail his ass out of jail.

Oh well. In 35 days or so we can indict his skeleton.

Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.

I’m hoping there’s no bail, R6.

His usual diet is of the raccoons and wild oxen which he catches with his bare hands and whose pelts he wears on his rampages.

I really don't care, do u?

Entitled twat living with his mommy. SNL just writes its self

Bye bitch!

Lmao 😂

He could eat his own bowel movement. It's farm to table in that prison sort of way and seems organic.

Keep me updated on his pain and suffering. 😀

Poor thing.

What a dumb ho.

Isn’t he unemployed? Does SNAP cover organic food?

Awww he can’t get his mommy to buy him organic food. Wahhh wahhh wahh soooo sad 😫

R2 He was just practicing for prison.

Boy children can benefit from a little discipline once in a while too.

Smack her, Jailnona!

R10... THAT was funny!

He makes a nice prison bitch. I mean, I'd think.

How does a hunger strike hurt anyone but himself?

Don't ask him to think, R24

These people believe in Q Anon.

Think? They don't know how.

Do you know who else can't eat organic food? The two policemen you helped kill. Rot in Jail you fucking shit stain.

Have his nudes been leaked yet?

Who will play him on SNL?

Please, God, not Kate McKinnon.

[quote]The man wearing fur and horns while breaking into the Capitol on Wednesday during the riots voluntarily called the FBI and said he went to Washington, D.C., that day because of President Trump’s call for all “patriots” to go.

I knew this silly bitch would be the first to crack! He's singing like a canary; the Feds put the fear of God in him. He also admitted to them that there were no Antifa at the Capitol, contrary to MAGAt spin

That's fine, shove a tube down his stomach and force feed him, see if he enjoys that. Skank smelling cunt.

He has a good body so he can eat semen all day.

He’s lowkey sexy in a mentally disturbed kind of way, so give him a stern warning, and all will be forgiven.

Poor thang requires a lot of attention.

One day those horns and fur will be valuable for selling to a collector.

R32, he’s bald!

They all look so "special."

Strap him down and stick a feeding tube down his throat.

WTF. Did he really think quinoa is prison grub?

His name isn’t Jake Angeli. He isn’t even Italian.

Can we get his nudes?

Here's a bit of his pubic hair, R39.

Idiot.

This guy plays Dungeons and Dragons, right? I wish someone had pulled his pants down. He probably wouldn't notice...

[quote] Why is his mouth always open in photos, does he do that on purpose when he sees a camera?

He calls himself the QAnon Shaman, so he’s no doubt losing in mid-shamanic chant.

Sort of the same way some “”starlets” always hold their head in the sane position when being photographed. Like them, he probably practiced in front of a mirror until he got it just right.

Posing but losing works too

Finally, the bullshit publicity torture Sheriff Joe instituted for inmates pays off. Arizona prisons...ostrich meat, green baloney. It's too good for him.

Doesn't this fuckwit also claim to be an "actor"? That's probably what's behind his idiotic posing.

Just another attention whore.

He’s a failed actor who lives in his moms basement.

Seriously.

I hear maggots are organic.

Baldy who lives with his mommy.

Only the best people! Alpha males!

Isn’t his surname German? Why does he pretend he is Italian?

{quote]Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.

Or 30.

I really don’t understand gay Mens obsession with him.

trump's rag tag "army." What a joke.

An enlightening article...

it all makes sense now

I hope they hosed him down with an antibacterial solution before they let him come into the jail. He looks like he has mites.

[quote] Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.

Actually a human head only weights about 11 pounds.

It looks like he will be getting his organic food.

My semester is all organic!

That flat stomach says he only eats pussy.

Not to play devil's advocate here, but at least he's in far better shape and better groomed than all the other jackasses that rioted. He's a dumb racist treasonous asshole none the less.

This is the funniest thing I've heard during an especially grim week.

Keeping his mouth wide open is good practice for prison.

And of COURSE he is given what he wants! I wouldn’t expect anything else the way things are so fucked up anymore.

I guess he'll get some peyote, cannabis, and alcohol for his shamanic rituals next.

Wait until next Tuesday Jan 19 when Trump pardons them all.

A white person wins again. I wonder what other amenities the jail will offer him.

Ugh I’m so over these white assholes

A straight* white person wins again.

You’re nuts if you think those dudes would be fine rubbing shoulders with any of you openly gay white men.

I got some organic quiche for him

If he had been black he would've been shot.

Are those sweatpants?

Good let him starve to death

He’ll be fed organic food, in-line with his strict shaman diet says his mommy. Oh fuck me... how long till his fibromyalgia starts playing up?

He almost didn't make it to the Capitol, R74. He was having one of his "so tender to the touch" days last Wednesday.

These stupid women need to kick them out on their useless asses.

THIS is why they're mad. They may actually be expected to get a job and work instead of being coddled and catered to. White men see their precious entitlement ending and know they'll never make it on a level playing field.

Goddamned useless snowflakes.

They'll probably crush up a bunch of earwigs, fruit flies, spiders, and ants, add some seasoning and tell him it's hummus.

32 years old, unemployed, lives with his mother and until recently spent most of his time wandering around Phoenix dressed like a comic book character and shouting about insane conspiracy theories.

What a fucking winner!

Where does he think he is, vegan academy?

UPDATE:

He will be fed organic food, in line with his diet, in federal custody.

"We will abide by the judge's order," U.S. Marshal David Gonzales said.

PLEASE DONOT GRANT THIS DEPLORABLE A NAME. (All caps so some retard OP gets a clue!!!!!).

This here deplorable can dine on my organic shit!

All they have to do is TELL him the food’s organic. Problem solved!

R82 Do you deliver?

Oh dear.....

SHIT YEAH!! All pun and innuendo intended.

I'm a little tipsy. Meant r84.

Ha. I should have guessed he was bald.

The horns and fur were clearly compensation for some lack of something. Being cue-ball bald and unfuckable.

Snowflake.

Arizona is actually giving him organic food??? Where's Sheriff Arpaio when you actually need him?

[quote] UPDATE: He will be fed organic food, in line with his diet, in federal custody.

Way to go, Scoop! You’re a regular Carl fucking Bernstein, aren’t ya?

Don’t read the thread or anything though.

Arpaio is advising inmates on the president's pardon power.

They'll probably just serve him organic cereal and organic snack bars 3 times a day.

[quote]Been here many times as a lawyer dealing with prisoners claiming they have a sincerely held religious belief that requires a restrictive diet. Just wait until he orders any non-organic food from the commissary and he’ll lose his organic meals. Ramen gets them every time.

Who’s this Ramen fella?

Organic ramen can be obtained quite easily.

[quote]in far better shape and better groomed

It's too bad he's:

a) insane

b) one of those guys with "pubic" chest hair.

Meanwhile, the prisons told Muslims to fuck off when they asked for food that did not contain pork.

But the kind of Incelvania gets his organic food? Hmm.

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key.

[quote]Organic ramen can be obtained quite easily.

At commissary?

LOL, birds of a feather. That Pic shows him with "wear my work badge to scene of crime" boy.

Why is that German/Irish man pretending to Be Italian?

Because Italian works in Arizona, R101!

That guy is as Italian as the Olive Garden. What would it matter if he was full-blooded? In Arizona his community is WHITE TRASH.

These same people call liberals snowflakes. The irony. This bitch complaining about non-organic food.

The hypocrisy is unbelievable - and of course, silence on the right. If it was a liberal, this would be front page news.

I love Nazis, I ate one for lunch

Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

Eat it, you little bitch.

OP's headline is now redundant.

[quote]OP's headline is now redundant.

Huh?

[quote] Huh?

See R80.

Jake has been using his mother's maiden name for years even though it's not his official name. Martha is eyetalian. Look at the video of her.

Kind of has a Stephen Dorff sexiness...

God damn dagos.

He has a good body, butterface.

Let's see if they cater to his fussy cravings in prison.

They are catering to him

The man accused of storming into the U.S. Capitol — while wearing a horned helmet and fur — during last Wednesday’s pro-Trump riot will be fed an organic diet while he’s in custody of the U.S. Marshals.

Thirty-three year-old Jake Angeli, of Arizona, whose real name is Jacob Anthony Chansley, made his first court appearance on Monday, Newsweek reports. There, public defender Gerald Williams reportedly explained that Angeli had not eaten since being arrested on Saturday due to a restrictive organic diet he adheres to, ostensibly for religious reasons

Phoenix Judge Deborah Fine, Newsweek reports, will allow Williams to find a way to provide meals for Angeli. Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”

Long time nut job.

[quote]Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”

How tragic that would be.

[quote] Let's see if they cater to his fussy cravings in prison.

I read that as:

[quote] Let's see if they cater to his mussy cravings in prison.

He looks like he’s in Fred’s water buffalo brotherhood.

[quote]The conspiracy theorist, who told federal authorities he stormed the Capitol at the request of President Trump, received a slew of awards during his time with the Navy, including the National Defense Service Medal and the Sea Service Deployment Ribbon, the outlet reported.

Sounds like he could've had a good career in the Navy if he hadn't been so batshit.

What loser and a sucker

I like insurrectionists who don't get arrested.

R122 is right: Dump deplores the deplorables and thinks the military are all deplorables (unless they are generals for whom he gets a little hard-on).

Thanks, R124, I'll take that as a compliment!

OnlyFans pornie does an impersonation

Ah yes of course they are caving to him. Ugh.

Lots of Trumpists saying he's Antifa because of the diet even though a very common way for young men to be radicalized to 'take the red pill' is to recruit them from the diet/fitness subgroups like Paleo and fasting. From there you turn them against big agri and big pharma then it's anti-vaxx, then it's the whole government is trying to kill you/plant chips in you.

Did he sit in a makeup chair for a queen to beat his face with the red white and blue before the terrorist attack? Gurl bye.

Oh, Leo!

[quote]Lots of Trumpists saying he's Antifa because of the diet

Trumpists really aren't known for their cogent analysis.

[quote] Jake Angeli (real name Jacob Anthony Chansley) is a 32-year-old actor from Arizona, not hugely successful by the looks of it, whose now-deleted Backstage page proclaimed he is a “highly talented” voice actor who can do over 30 different voices.

Has he ever acted in anything? It annoys me when people are branded “actor” when it’s merely an aspiration.

That would be like me calling myself a contractor when I’ve never built a building. Or a quilter when I’ve never sewn a quilt.

Who was that gentle lady from Russia?

Oops-Wrong thread.

[quote] That would be like me calling myself a contractor when I’ve never built a building.

Yeah, but you suck one cock and....

He’s got disgusting tattoos, ugly ear piercings.

Anti-vax

Fine. We'll check in on him in six months or so.

The Hill (which is banned here) is reporting that Titty Baby wants a pardon ...

[quote]A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President Trump.

[quote]Jacob Anthony Chansley, who also goes by the name “QAnon Shaman," turned himself in to authorities Saturday after he traveled to Washington, D.C., at Trump's call for "patriots" to take a stand against the election results.

[quote]His attorney Albert Watkins is now making a plea for a pardon, stating that Chansley was not involved in Wednesday's violence and surrendered peacefully.

[quote]“My client had heard the oft-repeated words of President Trump,” Watkins said, according to local CBS station KMOV4. “The words and invitation of a president are supposed to mean something. Given the peaceful and compliant fashion in which Mr. Chansley comported himself, it would be appropriate and honorable for the president to pardon Mr. Chansley and other like-minded, peaceful individuals who accepted the president’s invitation with honorable intentions.”

Why does this guy always appear to be “wailing” in every picture of him? Did he just walk through the Capitol emitting some type of war cry or something?

I hate this flamboyant, retarded fucker, and I hope he dies from his hunger strike.

Who is he wearing?

[quote] after he traveled to Washington, D.C., at Trump's call for "patriots" to take a stand against the election results.

[quote]”My client had heard the oft-repeated words of President Trump,”

Well this can’t be true. I distinctly heard a congressman tell the House that no one said they were there because trump told them to be, so trump couldn’t possibly be the reason they were there.

I mean, he wouldn’t lie, right?

[quote]“Dances With Kale” denied bail - Gulf Toast

[quote]DOJ prosecutors had argued Chansley, also known as the "QAnon Shaman" or Jake Angeli, was a flight risk and danger to the public because his past statements — including that "he is an extraterrestrial being" — showed that he "is not connected to reality."

Can't a flying saucer from his home planet simply beam him up to get him out of jail?

Absolutely, R143, it happens all the time.

[quote]Conspirituality — in which New Age wellness meets conspiracy culture — helped stoke the riot on Capitol Hill

None of these people look very "well".

God I wish the block thread feature worked. Sick of seeing that stupid motherfucker's howling mug. And the horns and pelt are a bit overboard to hide the fact that he's bald. How about a MAGA hat like all the other trash?

Miley Cyrus did this look first.

All these paramilitary rioters in the end are being shown up to be nothing but big mamas' boys.

"My dearest darling did not do anything wrong, no matter what that nasty Nancy Pelosi says; and to show my support for him, I've knitted a pretty slanket to keep him toasty warm during those cold nights in the penitentiary."

[quote]Can't a flying saucer from his home planet simply beam him up to get him out of jail?

We don't know her.

I really fucking hate this guy, I hope they throw the book at him.

Why isn't there a mugshot of him available?

Why isn't there a nude shot of him available?

Stop posting photos of this idiot.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Who did this??

Has anyone verified if he went commando during his foray into the capitol?

R2, Dennis sex doll

Who's sexier? Q Shaman or Baked Alaska?

Both are CAGED MEAT!

His bitching about no organic food in prison reminds me of the book Judgement Ridge which is a true crime book about two teens who killed two Dartmouth College professors in the early 2000s. When the teens were arrested and held in jail both bitched about not the prison commissary not having organic snacks.

[quote]Chansley faces up to 25 years in prison for two felony charges and four misdemeanors

This bitch could be going away for a long time.

Is the Q Shaman the same as Qbacca? Or is Qbacca the other Fabulous Furry Freakout Brother?

The funny thing about poor sad Jake is that, looking at all the photos, he never seems to be doing any physical harm to persons or property. He was too busy posing and wailing. And clearly that's not an outfit and headdress one wears who intends to get physical, there's no protective armor of any kind.

Am I right? Is there evidence in all the photos of him hurting anything?

He admitted to wanting to kill Democrats.

He hurt our human sensibilities, r163.

He committed a serious fashion crime and defiled our seat of government with his filthy pelt, body odor and hideous makeup.

He assaulted out ears with his idiotic howling and caterwauling.

He should be locked up for LIFE.

The pictures of his Braveheart howls are increasingly disgusting and annoying the more you see how many fucking shots there is of him acting like an imbecilic animal.

He is canceled Bye bitch

Anyone else see the footage from the New Yorker reporter where this freak leads all the traitors in prayer and even removes his head dress? What a fucking psycho freakshow.

Why is everyone, investigators included, focusing in on these low level operatives and dupes. Why isn't anyone investigating Michael Flynn and Eric Prince. They're the ones who organized and coordinated this travesty (along with Trump's full knowledge and approval).

I think another poster mentioned this, but back in the day a guy like this would've been in a state-run psychiatric hospital. People like him were put away so they didn't become crazy public spectacles, which of course is exactly what happened.

R169, who’s to say they’re not?

Building a case takes time sometimes.

They should call him the Low IQ Shaman.

I'm sad to say that after seeing the footage from the New Yorker, I can no longer be sexually attracted to the Q-Shaman until he undergoes several years of intense psychiatric therapy... and probably electro-shock treatment... and possibly a lobotomy. I trust you will all keep me in your thoughts at this most difficult time.

Sheesh, R173, that was bad. Q Shaman comes across as mascot of the retards. I'm not sure there's any hope for him.

Low class people invading the temple of power.

They are the absolute dregs of American society. Funny how Confederate flags were being waved because in the Antebellum South, these people were looked down on by everyone. Slaves had higher status than white trash.

Mommy, they're being mean to me! Make them stop!

They are America's scum, America's dirty secret.

We paid good money for their education.

Anyone attracted to this loser is, well, a loser. Your standards are the lowest common denominators of masculinity; loud, obnoxious, hairy, brutish. You'd probably drool for a knuckle dragging caveman as he bashed your head in with his club.

He's repulsive. And the salt grain size intellect almost renders ineligible for civilized society. I don't know how those stupid pants even stayed on.

People with insufficient intellect should be exterminated.

[quote] Anyone attracted to this loser is, well, a loser. Your standards are the lowest common denominators of masculinity; loud, obnoxious, hairy, brutish. You'd probably drool for a knuckle dragging caveman as he bashed your head in with his club.

I don't want a man who belongs to a club

But a man who has a club that belongs to him!

^ Cybill talks Russian!

R155 link says Wookiee now has COVID after denouncing it as a hoax. R157, he did not go commando: R173's link shows him being handed his cell which he slips into his black underwear; this is after he asks some guy to take his picture next to the VP's chair with his phone, presumably extracted from said black underwear and still warm! Eccentric to say the least.

Have there been any updates on that judge's fur suit offspring?

Where were all the guns? The organizers of this raid appear to have instructed participants not to bring their firearms, a boner-killer for many who would otherwise have attended no doubt.

Because of DC’s strict gun laws. They would’ve been locked up before they even got near the city, much less the president and Capitol.

Is she dead yet?

See 6:50 - 7:30 to view said undergarment in R173's link.

Is it true he has COVID? His attorney apparently said so on his interview with Chris Cuomo.

R187 the authorities weren't exactly paying attention so I doubt these so-called 'patriots' would have been stopped for carrying, esp if concealed. In any event he lack of guns seems to suggest a conspiracy.

R188 stole my post! I hate R188.

Is the fucker suffering and miserable with the Covid? On a ventilator?

Does he believe Covid's real yet or does he think it's a wicked harsh drug flashback?

R190 yes. He is isolating in the big house.

Do straight white trash know we find them hot?

I wish more young people were dying of COVID, then there might be a chance for this one.

Either way I hope he dies soon.

[quote] the authorities weren't exactly paying attention so I doubt these so-called 'patriots' would have been stopped for carrying, esp if concealed.

And you don’t think the Secret Service were paying attention? They’re going to let an audience with guns near the president?

It’s not Michigan. You’re not going to walk down the street with rifles and ARs.

No, lack of guns do not indicate a conspiracy. Lack of guns indicates the organizers told them not to bring guns, for obvious reasons.

Covid is about to show those traitors what a true revolution is.

His mama looks very annoyed.

Well of course she's annoyed, R198, how many times do you think she's had to rescue his crazy ass over the decades? He's probably been nothing but trouble.

R199 He was honorably discharged from the Navy 14 years ago and has never had any problem with the law, not even a traffic ticket, according to his lawyer. I am assuming that the mother has never had to rescue him in his adult like; about his childhood, I don't know.

He is living with his Mom at 33, dresses up like a mental patient, stood in the senate gallery bellowing like a moose. I think it was some made up chant he invented as part of his "shamanism". One thing about all these videos and pics, there are a lot of fken nuts desperate to escape their empty lives, revolution cosplay fills the bill.

So has he ever held a job in the fourteen years since he’s been discharged from the Navy?

Hmmm...that means he was discharged from the Navy at 19??

You have to serve at least 4 years. There’s something pretty fishy about that discharge.

Maybe Mommy can sneak him some organic food up her hoo-ha when she comes to visit.

[quote]there are a lot of fken nuts desperate to escape their empty lives, revolution cosplay fills the bill.

Definitely. Instead of taking up a sport or hiking or what have you, they do this insane shit.

R203 He refused an anti-anthrax vax so was separated. He is a shaman after all, he has healing powers which I assume he can use on himself... He's now facing 25 years in jail.

He's hideous. He actually looks more presentable in that faux war paint and clown suit. He's fug in the picture with Rudy Tooty.

He has a good bod neck down. Neck up butterface.

Thank you, R201, I going to say..

I mean, he's the fucking Qshaman, running around DC in a freak costume participating in violent rioting and terrorism. This is not normal, acceptable behavior.

He's obviously batshit crazy and the only way he's going to escape going straight to prison is by going to a hospital for the criminally insane. I'm sure his own fucking mother knows exactly what he's like. You don't get that way overnight. All the T**** Treason Terrorists are mentally and ethically unsound. Unless their mothers are pretty much the same way, they know their own kids are crazy, loser fuck ups.

Let him die.

That New Yorker footage was eye opening.

He's asking Dump for a pardon now saying that he was only following Dump's orders...

What's the bet he gets a Presidential pardon.

[quote] only following orders...

They tried that at Nuremberg, so he will need a pardon to be sure.

Has anyone here sent him money yet for his inside purchases? Own up (this is anonymous unless you ID yourself).

Sent him money?

Oh my god, is he soliciting money from people?

DO NOT FEED THE QSHAMAN.

Why would anyone from DL send him a cent R212?

Lots of people (not me) on DL sent money to cage meat Jarec Wentworth.

Whoever that asshole was upthread going on about his "honorable" discharge (not too sure about that claim) and all that seems like a good candidate to send a crazy, anti-democracy, anti-American terrorist some money.

Jesus fucking christ, how embarrassing for everyone. The Qshaman's family, the families and former friends of the people supporting Trump and the Trump Terrorists. They must be hiding away in shame and drinking a lot.

Thank you for your Concern R216, but go easy on the sherry.

They all deserve to be executed for treason and sedition.

I hope we learn he used hook up apps when he got to DC. And I hope some of them are gay apps.

His apps will just be knitting and crochet. If he could be linked to Miss Linds, that could be interesting. Q Shaman doesn't have a gf or bf by the sounds of things, which is hardly surprising given his Qbacca behavior. His mama must find him a handful.

Can Trump pardon him and the other traitors of all charges and if he tries can his pardons be appealed?

Two more days...

Yes, yes and no R221.

His Twitter bio reads “Spiritual & Political Consultant, Shamanic Practitioner Author, Energetic Healer, Ordained Minister, Seeker of Truth & Servant of God.”

On a now defunct website, he also offered online courses on shamanism and claimed to have walked a shamanic path for twenty years that started with a jarring experience in which he perceived the world as alien, after struggling with addictions to cigarettes, drugs and fast food, and a difficult childhood.

In the interview with the Arizona Republic, he calls himself a “multidimensional being,” whose third eye is open.

He goes by the name Yellowstone Wolf, he discusses his self-published book (written under yet another name, Loan Wolf) and his experiences with extraterrestrials and UFOs, psychedelic use, and the purpose of meditation in raising consciousness. He goes through the gamut of New Age themes: fractal energy; frequencies; solar cycles; personal ascension leading to galactic ascension; chakras; the universe; light codes; overcoming negative emotion; 100th monkey collective; the flower of life and sacred geometry; the divine is within; be your own guru; astrology; and so on. He advertises his now-defunct website starseedacademy.space, and promotes Life-Wave patches, a multi-level marketing scheme that he claims cured his father of cancer and liver disease.

He claims that he can see higher frequencies using his third eye, therefore he knows what these elite pedophiles are doing. Identifying himself as a “digital soldier” in a spiritual war, he sees himself as fighting evil on the side of Donald Trump. The sign he carried at the climate protest declared “this is Ragnarok” referring to the Norse mythology, in which Ragnarök is the battle at the end of the world.

When asked by the Arizona Republic about where he got his ideas, Jake Angeli mentioned “internet research” and Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper. Cooper was another Arizona resident, killed by police, whose book went on to influence QAnon and the right-wing Patriot movement.

"he calls himself a “multidimensional being,” whose third eye is open."

Is that the new way of saying “bisexual”?

Someone "enlightened" wouldn't become a terrorist that tried to overthrow the government.

Lol, R226, that's what I thought - or gay. It all seems like a long runaround to avoid something.

[quote][R199] He was honorably discharged from the Navy 14 years ago and has never had any problem with the law, not even a traffic ticket, according to his lawyer.

And, assuming this person's lawyer is 100% truthful you think these are relevant pieces of information, because...? You can't actually believe an apparent lack of an arrest record is actual proof of someone's good character or sound personal behavior?

Are you always this trusting of people accused of crimes, R200?

[quote]I am assuming that the mother has never had to rescue him in his adult like

That's quite an assumption for a man in his 30s who lives at home, considers himself a shaman and dresses the part in public, and that's not even getting to the "violent overthrow of the government" ambitions.

Again, do you give this same benefit of the doubt to other people charged with crimes? Think before responding. I'd love to know your answer.

Whomp whomp.

*Judge orders Jacob Chansley, a.k.a. Q Shaman, to remain behind bars until trial on charges in Capitol riot. *Judge described his behavior as “active participation in a violent insurrection.“ *In orange jumpsuit, he muttered "Oh my God" at end of hearing.

Stupid fucker didn't realize how serious his actions were. Well, he's learning now!

Guess his third eye didn't see that coming.

“Third eye” is code for “gaping hole,” right?

So he's 33, living in his mom's house, living off of his mother, one presumes and he's been a "shaman" for 20 years? He started "shamaning" when he was 13? Hmm, well it doesn't appear to be working out.

That's probably what his mommy calls it R234.

The judge who denied him bail agreed with the prosecution's assessment that he is "not connected to reality".

He looks like 80 in the courtroom sketch.

"Not connected to reality" is an understatement. He's certifiably insane.

[quote]He started "shamaning" when he was 13?

Maybe he was a shaman prodigy?

[quote]Hmm, well it doesn't appear to be working out.

Yes, there is that.

Where's that website where you can send him money for his orgasmic snax?

"He looks like 80 in the courtroom sketch."

A week of being chased like a hound by the Feds and a couple of days in the hoosegow will do that.

What happened to the other furry?

Has he been passed around yet?

It often happens that crazy people love living in prison. The rigid structure and predictability gives them a feeling of security and they function better than they've ever functioned out in the world.

Certain kinds of crazy - I don't know about Qshaman. He's special, he's loved, he's extra-wacko.

The wailing like a banshee all his own in the balcony before he comes down and declares people "fucking patriots" is nearly disturbing to watch.

"Nearly?"

This whole thing is a shitshow. America will never live this down.

[quote] He started "shamaning" when he was 13?

This tickled me so.

[quote] The wailing like a banshee all his own

You wanted the attention? You wanted to make sure you were seen above all else?

Well, you got our attention.

R42, "Q sent me!"

So he thinks he's the Q in LGBTQ? That's not exactly the best way to come out.

Q as in Qanon or however it's spelled.

waaah, waaah.

[quote] the Q in LGBTQ

What is that Q again? This is getting way too complicated.

What was he shamaning about before QAnon existed? He says Q sent him... well who was sending him before Q?

[quote] And, assuming this person's lawyer is 100% truthful you think these are relevant pieces of information, because...? You can't actually believe an apparent lack of an arrest record is actual proof of someone's good character or sound personal behavior?

R229 these are mitigation issues, if need be; no arrests, no convictions help certainly.

Have there been any new developments with the Qnanny Shaman?

I think that there were people at the riot who were surprised by the violence and hatred of some of their fellow-"Patriots". That guy looks like he on his way to a frat party! Could some of them have convinced themselves that it would be peaceful? Because it seems like there were a few types participating.

They might have been surprised R257 but it was probably a pleasant surprise so hang them all just to be on the safe side.

Here he is in Professor Yellowstone Wolf mode explaining the ultraquantum megavibrational superenergisticalized forces at play in the multiverse. I hope Trump University comes back and offers Starseed Acadummy courses on VHS.

[quote]Learn the secrets of the universe in this in depth master class on how energy, frequency and vibration play a vital role in all of existence as well as our perception of reality and the way life functions in our particular realm of existence.

I hope he starves to death.

Supercalifragilisticexpialideplorableocious!

Shaman diet - mommy makes Annie's mac and cheese instead of Kraft, then texts Jakey (because she doesn't want to walk in on [italic]that[/italic] ever again) to tell him that she's leaving it on the bottom step. When he's done, he signals her to pick up the dirty bowl by knocking on the ceiling with his shaman staff.

Wasn't Q Shaman hoping for a pardon from Trump before he left office? I guess that didn't work out well for him.

No pardons from Trumpkins for the cheap and poor-looking rioters who besmirched his brand by turning up looking cheap and poor.

he has big sexy muscles

And a sexy hairy torso.

IN ALL HIS PHOTOS HE HAS ZERO BULGE IN HIS PANTS!

NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!

He has a large annoying face hole

R267 he has a shamatic Prince Albert.

Has he been caught stroking it to QAnon in his cell?

I’d watch him stroking!

Has this retard issued any statement about his Q-Anon fantasies about the inauguration not coming true? Or about how he didn’t get pardoned?

He has candida on his tongue. Probably from all the strange cock he sucks.

So what's to become of his sorry ass now that Dump has spurned him? That's right...left him at the alter?

I'm so happy these fucks weren't pardoned. Especially this guy, who's been making a public display of his assholery over the past year. He already received enough memes and attention, and now he's been abandoned. Hope Trump was worth it.

Get the media stop feeding these mad right-wing trolls. (And the mad left-wing ones too whilst they are at it).

[quote] Has this retard issued any statement

You think he’s a head of state? Or a political prisoner or something?

The media (rightly) wouldn’t care less.

[quote] left him at the alter?

Oh, dear!

From R54’s link:

[quote]and also these amazing patches he sells that helped to cure his father of Late stage Cancer and liver disease. They are good for anti-aging, migraines, pain, detoxing, energy circulation and more.

Shaman Shanann

Also from R54’s link:

The Q virus was perfectly weaponized for Jake’s leaky and unprotected mind. It slid easily into his system and took it over.

Every single picture of him has his mouth open like that in the OP's pic, and all I can ever think is that THAT mouth is no stranger to having a huge cock in it.

Am I the only one?

It’s all I think about!

No, r282, he said a big cock.

DETEST this crisis actor, from now on, when he shows up I'm going to troll the post with videos of Jay Kay

Jay Kay

He always looks like a baby bird begging for a cock to be thrust down his throat.

Jay Kay!

R281. Lord, no. Every time I saw that picture I thought he looked like he was on his knees, waiting for a big, fat cock.

The article linked at R54 is really good. I'm glad the author found all that social media content before it was taken down. Hopefully Jake will get some mental health treatment in prison.

I fed him organic seeds last night.

[quote]Hopefully Jake will get some mental health treatment in prison.

Among other things he'll be getting.

I’ll give IT to him!

[quote]Every time I saw that picture I thought he looked like he was on his knees, waiting for a big, fat cock.

Do you think he looks like he spotted one in this photo?

I don't understand him. He's got big fat fingers, big dick face, yet absolutely no bulge whatsoever. Is he a mentally deranged Ken doll?

Nope. He was just leering at a toddler.

His face and body really are my ultimate type.

[quote]His face and body really are my ultimate type.

I'm much more drawn to his fashion choices myself.

Butterface; good bod.

Did his mom allow him to bring hook ups home to pound? Does he know how to do it and stay quiet?

Watch r259 and then tell us why you think there would be hookups.

You’re going to be his first, Cell Mate, and it’s going to be one long word-salad rant about tantra interspersed with shrieks and demands for you to hit his root chakra harder. Then he’s going to make you cuddle with him while he tells you the story about the time he stumbled into an energy vortex in Sedona and woke up with machine elves doing brain surgery on him.

Good luck to you.

Cell Mate likes a challenge and a virgin...

Any cage meat aficionados know if late at night in prisons there are every sounds of sucking, slurping or stroking? I can't imagine it's not sometimes audible.

I’d use his mouth as a urinal.

This is a comment on the Medium article at R54:

[quote]I think when you’re living in your one perspective, unable to access the tapestry of universal consciousness and reasons, it’s easy to make all the simple judgment calls of this article. But all of us, including him and maybe more consciously him, are playing out certain unavoidable events needed in history. In fact, after reading this article, I’m 100% sure he saw the events of last Wednesday coming the same way I did, and something called him to be present at them, to usher them along. I wish everyone could see the universe in this holistic way. —Emily Jennings

I can’t believe none of the other commenters replied to her. She sounds as schizo as “Angeli”. 30 people liked her comment.

[quote]I’m 100% sure he saw the events of last Wednesday coming the same way I did, and something called him to be present at them, to usher them along.

#shamanlife

Jailhouse drama! The Q Shaman is again not eating, as his jailers refuse to give him the organic food that his faith (Shamanism) demands.

Still? I thought that was resolved by the court.

Wake me up when he's been shived.

[quote]and he hasn't eaten in over a week.

This is one of those problems that will take care of itself, given enough time.

Poor boy.

The judge just granted his request for organic food in lockup. WTF? 🙄

R311 I can’t.

Yeah, I thought the judge already okayed this. Was it a limited time offer?

You can’t what, R312?

R314 Do you really have to ask?

[quote] Was it a limited time offer?

Maybe he didn’t act now while operators were standing by.

He's probably hot now that he dropped 20 lbs.

Is he dead yet?

He is like Bobby Sands, except a cunt.

You can't make this stuff up!

And during an unintentional fast that his lawyer says has caused him to lose 20 pounds, the 33-year-old has been pondering his role in the Jan. 6 insurrection—and he has some regrets.

“He has come to grasp that fact that the former president really didn’t love him and that all the bullshit about Trump’s army and all the social media-driven conspiracy theories led to a lot of the vulnerability,” Jacob Chansley’s defense attorney, Albert Watkins, told The Daily Beast on Wednesday.

“Has my client gone through a wholesale repudiation on his previous beliefs? No. It’s part of an ongoing process. But he has recognized his role and my client has bellied up and realized he needs to do right by his country. As part of this process, he is compelled to address a lot of things he has believed in the past from what I would call a propaganda machine.”

[quote]“He has come to grasp that fact that the former president really didn’t love him . . . "

Funniest thing I've read all day.

What a total batshit nut this guy is.

The organic food thing might mean he’s autistic. Some people believe that autism or other mental illness is helped by eating organic food. Maybe his mother was giving him organic food in an effort to keep his behavioral issues under control. Which probably explains why he lives with his mother. And where he got the idea that people on the internet know things other people don’t.

It’s one thing to demand special food. It’s another to not eat for a week. That’s really hard to do. Maybe he really thinks he needs it. And he didn’t have a lot of extra fat to begin with.

The autism would explain the getup as well, no? Don't certain autistic kids enjoy costumes? Might just be a movie thing.

He is a nut, who found a home in the Qanon world. Not unique, by a long shot.

Autism makes sense though. Considering how obsessed with a subject autistic people can get, and thinking “Trump loved him,” I’m guessing he was swallowing whole whatever bullshit they were pushing. I’ve been reading on Reddit that QAnon is a magnet for mentally ill people, Evangelicals and people with former substance abuse problems. A certain type of people are drawn to it, the majority aren’t just anyone. They’re people that are easily manipulated. It also explains why this guy lives with his mother at 33 and doesn’t have a job.

I'm autistic and I know Trump is a vile monster who hates anyone who isn't rich and white so autism is no excuse for being a traitor to your country so let him starve.

[quote]Diane Arbus could certainly have taken this photograph from January 6, 2021 (Saul Loeb / AFP):

Autism isn't a mental illness. It's a neurological disorder.

Autistic people sometimes get very engaged in a certain subject. Most of the time it’s something harmless like collecting something, or knowing every detail in the Marvel Universe. But everyone is subject to the “facts” in their own “universe.” If someone is spending 24 hours a day going down the Q Anon rabbit hole, and the further they dig, the more endless “facts” that become more and more detailed and more and more gory or gruesome, and they’re only exposed to Fox News and OANN and crackpots on Facebook, I could see someone just getting in so deep that’s the only reality they know. It’s like trying to look away from a train wreck, but the train wreck is on all the channels you watch, every website you frequent, and maybe some of your family members are reinforcing it too. It’s a 360 degree reality for these people, because they’re never exposed to anything else.

When the subject is “everything in the world is an underground conspiracy, and when you get up in the morning and put on your socks, those socks are knitted out of baby intestines,” it’s compelling to a lot of people to research that theory, and the next one, and the next one. That just plays into the autistic mindset so precisely, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of these people are autistic. Another type of people that are attracted to this is heavy drug users that are already overwhelmed with paranoia, and here’s all these people telling them their paranoia is real.

A friend was married to a guy who was a heavy cocaine user. He was very paranoid and he believed the FBI was sitting in a car outside their house monitoring him. He would make comments about “the FBI is watching me.” He thought they were just waiting for him to slip up so they could arrest him. She knew about his drug use so she dismissed it. This was before QAnon. Now imagine that same guy now. He goes on the internet, googles “FBI watching me,” and pulls up a bunch of Qanon theories about, you’re right, the FBI really is watching you. They really are out to get you. And they are also conspiring to do all kinds of nefarious things to lots of other people, it’s happening to everyone. What do you think a guy like this would think? He’d think he has found an astounding revelation, and go off the deep end, which is what’s really happening with a lot of these people.

Other Qanon believers are mentally ill people with bipolar, borderline or schizophrenia, because they’re paranoid already. They’re just looking for something to focus on. This stuff plays to the lowest common denominator in a lot of people. I’ve read people with OCD can’t turn away from it either and are compelled to research constantly.

Whoever started Qanon fell into a gold mine.

^tldr^