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Q Shaman on Hunger Strike!

His mom tells the public that he hasn't eaten all weekend because the prison won't give him organic food.

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by Anonymousreply 25811 hours ago

Man up, granola girl or you’ll be getting something organic in the showers!

by Anonymousreply 101/11/2021

Why is his mouth always open in photos, does he do that on purpose when he sees a camera?

by Anonymousreply 201/11/2021

Marry me, r1!

by Anonymousreply 301/11/2021

That's a shame.

by Anonymousreply 401/11/2021

He wants you to shoot your load onto his tongue, R2.

by Anonymousreply 501/11/2021

She could bail his ass out of jail.

by Anonymousreply 601/11/2021

Oh well. In 35 days or so we can indict his skeleton.

by Anonymousreply 701/11/2021

Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 801/11/2021

I’m hoping there’s no bail, R6.

by Anonymousreply 901/11/2021

His usual diet is of the raccoons and wild oxen which he catches with his bare hands and whose pelts he wears on his rampages.

by Anonymousreply 1001/11/2021

I really don't care, do u?

Entitled twat living with his mommy. SNL just writes its self

by Anonymousreply 1101/11/2021

Bye bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1201/11/2021

Lmao 😂

by Anonymousreply 1301/11/2021

He could eat his own bowel movement. It's farm to table in that prison sort of way and seems organic.

by Anonymousreply 1401/11/2021

Keep me updated on his pain and suffering. 😀

Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 1501/11/2021

What a dumb ho.

by Anonymousreply 1601/11/2021

Isn’t he unemployed? Does SNAP cover organic food?

by Anonymousreply 1701/11/2021

Awww he can’t get his mommy to buy him organic food. Wahhh wahhh wahh soooo sad 😫

by Anonymousreply 1801/11/2021

R2 He was just practicing for prison.

by Anonymousreply 1901/11/2021

Boy children can benefit from a little discipline once in a while too.

by Anonymousreply 2001/11/2021

Smack her, Jailnona!

by Anonymousreply 2101/11/2021

R10... THAT was funny!

by Anonymousreply 2201/11/2021

He makes a nice prison bitch. I mean, I'd think.

by Anonymousreply 2301/11/2021

How does a hunger strike hurt anyone but himself?

by Anonymousreply 2401/11/2021

Don't ask him to think, R24

These people believe in Q Anon.

Think? They don't know how.

by Anonymousreply 2501/11/2021

Do you know who else can't eat organic food? The two policemen you helped kill. Rot in Jail you fucking shit stain.

by Anonymousreply 2601/11/2021

Have his nudes been leaked yet?

by Anonymousreply 2701/11/2021

Who will play him on SNL?

Please, God, not Kate McKinnon.

by Anonymousreply 2801/11/2021

[quote]The man wearing fur and horns while breaking into the Capitol on Wednesday during the riots voluntarily called the FBI and said he went to Washington, D.C., that day because of President Trump’s call for all “patriots” to go.

I knew this silly bitch would be the first to crack! He's singing like a canary; the Feds put the fear of God in him. He also admitted to them that there were no Antifa at the Capitol, contrary to MAGAt spin

by Anonymousreply 2901/11/2021

That's fine, shove a tube down his stomach and force feed him, see if he enjoys that. Skank smelling cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3001/11/2021

He has a good body so he can eat semen all day.

by Anonymousreply 3101/11/2021

He’s lowkey sexy in a mentally disturbed kind of way, so give him a stern warning, and all will be forgiven.

by Anonymousreply 3201/11/2021

Poor thang requires a lot of attention.

One day those horns and fur will be valuable for selling to a collector.

by Anonymousreply 3301/11/2021

R32, he’s bald!

by Anonymousreply 3401/11/2021

They all look so "special."

by Anonymousreply 3501/11/2021

Strap him down and stick a feeding tube down his throat.

by Anonymousreply 3601/11/2021

WTF. Did he really think quinoa is prison grub?

by Anonymousreply 3701/11/2021

His name isn’t Jake Angeli. He isn’t even Italian.

by Anonymousreply 3801/11/2021

Can we get his nudes?

by Anonymousreply 3901/11/2021

Here's a bit of his pubic hair, R39.

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by Anonymousreply 4001/11/2021

Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4101/11/2021

This guy plays Dungeons and Dragons, right? I wish someone had pulled his pants down. He probably wouldn't notice...

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by Anonymousreply 4201/11/2021

[quote] Why is his mouth always open in photos, does he do that on purpose when he sees a camera?

He calls himself the QAnon Shaman, so he’s no doubt losing in mid-shamanic chant.

Sort of the same way some “”starlets” always hold their head in the sane position when being photographed. Like them, he probably practiced in front of a mirror until he got it just right.

by Anonymousreply 4301/11/2021

Posing but losing works too

by Anonymousreply 4401/11/2021

Finally, the bullshit publicity torture Sheriff Joe instituted for inmates pays off. Arizona prisons...ostrich meat, green baloney. It's too good for him.

by Anonymousreply 4501/11/2021

Doesn't this fuckwit also claim to be an "actor"? That's probably what's behind his idiotic posing.

Just another attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 4601/11/2021

He’s a failed actor who lives in his moms basement.

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 4701/11/2021

I hear maggots are organic.

by Anonymousreply 4801/11/2021

Baldy who lives with his mommy.

Only the best people! Alpha males!

by Anonymousreply 4901/11/2021

Isn’t his surname German? Why does he pretend he is Italian?

by Anonymousreply 5001/11/2021

{quote]Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.

Or 30.

by Anonymousreply 5101/11/2021

I really don’t understand gay Mens obsession with him.

by Anonymousreply 5201/11/2021

trump's rag tag "army." What a joke.

by Anonymousreply 5301/11/2021

An enlightening article...

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by Anonymousreply 5401/11/2021

it all makes sense now

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by Anonymousreply 5501/11/2021

I hope they hosed him down with an antibacterial solution before they let him come into the jail. He looks like he has mites.

by Anonymousreply 5601/11/2021

[quote] Frankly, he could stand to lose 15 pounds.

Actually a human head only weights about 11 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 5701/11/2021

It looks like he will be getting his organic food.

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by Anonymousreply 5801/11/2021

My semester is all organic!

by Anonymousreply 5901/11/2021

That flat stomach says he only eats pussy.

by Anonymousreply 6001/11/2021

Not to play devil's advocate here, but at least he's in far better shape and better groomed than all the other jackasses that rioted. He's a dumb racist treasonous asshole none the less.

by Anonymousreply 6101/11/2021

This is the funniest thing I've heard during an especially grim week.

by Anonymousreply 6201/11/2021

Keeping his mouth wide open is good practice for prison.

by Anonymousreply 6301/11/2021

And of COURSE he is given what he wants! I wouldn’t expect anything else the way things are so fucked up anymore.

by Anonymousreply 6401/11/2021

I guess he'll get some peyote, cannabis, and alcohol for his shamanic rituals next.

by Anonymousreply 6501/11/2021

Wait until next Tuesday Jan 19 when Trump pardons them all.

by Anonymousreply 6601/11/2021

A white person wins again. I wonder what other amenities the jail will offer him.

by Anonymousreply 6701/11/2021

Ugh I’m so over these white assholes

by Anonymousreply 6801/11/2021

A straight* white person wins again.

You’re nuts if you think those dudes would be fine rubbing shoulders with any of you openly gay white men.

by Anonymousreply 6901/11/2021

I got some organic quiche for him

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by Anonymousreply 7001/11/2021

If he had been black he would've been shot.

by Anonymousreply 7101/11/2021

Are those sweatpants?

by Anonymousreply 7201/11/2021

Good let him starve to death

by Anonymousreply 7301/11/2021

He’ll be fed organic food, in-line with his strict shaman diet says his mommy. Oh fuck me... how long till his fibromyalgia starts playing up?

by Anonymousreply 7401/11/2021

He almost didn't make it to the Capitol, R74. He was having one of his "so tender to the touch" days last Wednesday.

by Anonymousreply 7501/11/2021

These stupid women need to kick them out on their useless asses.

THIS is why they're mad. They may actually be expected to get a job and work instead of being coddled and catered to. White men see their precious entitlement ending and know they'll never make it on a level playing field.

Goddamned useless snowflakes.

by Anonymousreply 7601/11/2021

They'll probably crush up a bunch of earwigs, fruit flies, spiders, and ants, add some seasoning and tell him it's hummus.

by Anonymousreply 7701/11/2021

32 years old, unemployed, lives with his mother and until recently spent most of his time wandering around Phoenix dressed like a comic book character and shouting about insane conspiracy theories.

What a fucking winner!

by Anonymousreply 7801/11/2021

Where does he think he is, vegan academy?

by Anonymousreply 7901/11/2021

UPDATE:

He will be fed organic food, in line with his diet, in federal custody.

"We will abide by the judge's order," U.S. Marshal David Gonzales said.

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by Anonymousreply 8001/12/2021

PLEASE DONOT GRANT THIS DEPLORABLE A NAME. (All caps so some retard OP gets a clue!!!!!).

by Anonymousreply 8101/12/2021

This here deplorable can dine on my organic shit!

by Anonymousreply 8201/12/2021

All they have to do is TELL him the food’s organic. Problem solved!

by Anonymousreply 8301/12/2021

R82 Do you deliver?

by Anonymousreply 8401/12/2021

Oh dear.....

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by Anonymousreply 8501/12/2021

SHIT YEAH!! All pun and innuendo intended.

by Anonymousreply 8601/12/2021

I'm a little tipsy. Meant r84.

by Anonymousreply 8701/12/2021

Ha. I should have guessed he was bald.

The horns and fur were clearly compensation for some lack of something. Being cue-ball bald and unfuckable.

by Anonymousreply 8801/12/2021

Snowflake.

by Anonymousreply 8901/12/2021

Arizona is actually giving him organic food??? Where's Sheriff Arpaio when you actually need him?

by Anonymousreply 9001/12/2021

[quote] UPDATE: He will be fed organic food, in line with his diet, in federal custody.

Way to go, Scoop! You’re a regular Carl fucking Bernstein, aren’t ya?

Don’t read the thread or anything though.

by Anonymousreply 9101/12/2021

Arpaio is advising inmates on the president's pardon power.

by Anonymousreply 9201/12/2021

They'll probably just serve him organic cereal and organic snack bars 3 times a day.

[quote]Been here many times as a lawyer dealing with prisoners claiming they have a sincerely held religious belief that requires a restrictive diet. Just wait until he orders any non-organic food from the commissary and he’ll lose his organic meals. Ramen gets them every time.

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by Anonymousreply 9301/12/2021

Who’s this Ramen fella?

by Anonymousreply 9401/12/2021

Organic ramen can be obtained quite easily.

by Anonymousreply 9501/12/2021

[quote]in far better shape and better groomed

It's too bad he's:

a) insane

b) one of those guys with "pubic" chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 9601/12/2021

Meanwhile, the prisons told Muslims to fuck off when they asked for food that did not contain pork.

But the kind of Incelvania gets his organic food? Hmm.

by Anonymousreply 9701/12/2021

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key.

by Anonymousreply 9801/12/2021

[quote]Organic ramen can be obtained quite easily.

At commissary?

by Anonymousreply 9901/12/2021

LOL, birds of a feather. That Pic shows him with "wear my work badge to scene of crime" boy.

by Anonymousreply 10001/12/2021

Why is that German/Irish man pretending to Be Italian?

by Anonymousreply 10101/12/2021

Because Italian works in Arizona, R101!

by Anonymousreply 10201/12/2021

That guy is as Italian as the Olive Garden. What would it matter if he was full-blooded? In Arizona his community is WHITE TRASH.

by Anonymousreply 10301/12/2021

These same people call liberals snowflakes. The irony. This bitch complaining about non-organic food.

The hypocrisy is unbelievable - and of course, silence on the right. If it was a liberal, this would be front page news.

by Anonymousreply 10401/12/2021

I love Nazis, I ate one for lunch

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by Anonymousreply 10501/12/2021

Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 10601/12/2021

Eat it, you little bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 10701/12/2021

OP's headline is now redundant.

by Anonymousreply 10801/12/2021

[quote]OP's headline is now redundant.

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 10901/12/2021

[quote] Huh?

See R80.

by Anonymousreply 11001/12/2021

Jake has been using his mother's maiden name for years even though it's not his official name. Martha is eyetalian. Look at the video of her.

by Anonymousreply 11101/12/2021

Kind of has a Stephen Dorff sexiness...

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by Anonymousreply 11201/12/2021

God damn dagos.

by Anonymousreply 11301/12/2021

He has a good body, butterface.

by Anonymousreply 11401/12/2021

Let's see if they cater to his fussy cravings in prison.

by Anonymousreply 11501/12/2021

They are catering to him

The man accused of storming into the U.S. Capitol — while wearing a horned helmet and fur — during last Wednesday’s pro-Trump riot will be fed an organic diet while he’s in custody of the U.S. Marshals.

Thirty-three year-old Jake Angeli, of Arizona, whose real name is Jacob Anthony Chansley, made his first court appearance on Monday, Newsweek reports. There, public defender Gerald Williams reportedly explained that Angeli had not eaten since being arrested on Saturday due to a restrictive organic diet he adheres to, ostensibly for religious reasons

Phoenix Judge Deborah Fine, Newsweek reports, will allow Williams to find a way to provide meals for Angeli. Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”

by Anonymousreply 11601/12/2021

Long time nut job.

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by Anonymousreply 11701/12/2021

[quote]Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”

How tragic that would be.

by Anonymousreply 11801/12/2021

[quote] Let's see if they cater to his fussy cravings in prison.

I read that as:

[quote] Let's see if they cater to his mussy cravings in prison.

by Anonymousreply 11901/12/2021

He looks like he’s in Fred’s water buffalo brotherhood.

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by Anonymousreply 12001/12/2021

[quote]The conspiracy theorist, who told federal authorities he stormed the Capitol at the request of President Trump, received a slew of awards during his time with the Navy, including the National Defense Service Medal and the Sea Service Deployment Ribbon, the outlet reported.

Sounds like he could've had a good career in the Navy if he hadn't been so batshit.

by Anonymousreply 12101/12/2021

What loser and a sucker

by Anonymousreply 12201/12/2021

I like insurrectionists who don't get arrested.

by Anonymousreply 12301/12/2021

R122 is right: Dump deplores the deplorables and thinks the military are all deplorables (unless they are generals for whom he gets a little hard-on).

by Anonymousreply 12401/12/2021

Thanks, R124, I'll take that as a compliment!

by Anonymousreply 12501/12/2021

OnlyFans pornie does an impersonation

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by Anonymousreply 126Last Wednesday at 5:30 AM

Ah yes of course they are caving to him. Ugh.

Lots of Trumpists saying he's Antifa because of the diet even though a very common way for young men to be radicalized to 'take the red pill' is to recruit them from the diet/fitness subgroups like Paleo and fasting. From there you turn them against big agri and big pharma then it's anti-vaxx, then it's the whole government is trying to kill you/plant chips in you.

by Anonymousreply 127Last Wednesday at 6:37 AM

Did he sit in a makeup chair for a queen to beat his face with the red white and blue before the terrorist attack? Gurl bye.

by Anonymousreply 128Last Wednesday at 7:21 AM

Oh, Leo!

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by Anonymousreply 129Last Wednesday at 7:28 AM

[quote]Lots of Trumpists saying he's Antifa because of the diet

Trumpists really aren't known for their cogent analysis.

by Anonymousreply 130Last Wednesday at 7:31 AM

[quote] Jake Angeli (real name Jacob Anthony Chansley) is a 32-year-old actor from Arizona, not hugely successful by the looks of it, whose now-deleted Backstage page proclaimed he is a “highly talented” voice actor who can do over 30 different voices.

Has he ever acted in anything? It annoys me when people are branded “actor” when it’s merely an aspiration.

That would be like me calling myself a contractor when I’ve never built a building. Or a quilter when I’ve never sewn a quilt.

by Anonymousreply 131Last Wednesday at 9:41 AM

Who was that gentle lady from Russia?

by Anonymousreply 132Last Wednesday at 9:43 AM

Oops-Wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 133Last Wednesday at 9:49 AM

[quote] That would be like me calling myself a contractor when I’ve never built a building.

Yeah, but you suck one cock and....

by Anonymousreply 134Last Wednesday at 10:10 AM

He’s got disgusting tattoos, ugly ear piercings.

by Anonymousreply 135Last Wednesday at 4:56 PM

Anti-vax

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by Anonymousreply 136Last Thursday at 4:17 PM

Fine. We'll check in on him in six months or so.

by Anonymousreply 137Last Thursday at 4:33 PM

The Hill (which is banned here) is reporting that Titty Baby wants a pardon ...

[quote]A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President Trump.

[quote]Jacob Anthony Chansley, who also goes by the name “QAnon Shaman," turned himself in to authorities Saturday after he traveled to Washington, D.C., at Trump's call for "patriots" to take a stand against the election results.

[quote]His attorney Albert Watkins is now making a plea for a pardon, stating that Chansley was not involved in Wednesday's violence and surrendered peacefully.

[quote]“My client had heard the oft-repeated words of President Trump,” Watkins said, according to local CBS station KMOV4. “The words and invitation of a president are supposed to mean something. Given the peaceful and compliant fashion in which Mr. Chansley comported himself, it would be appropriate and honorable for the president to pardon Mr. Chansley and other like-minded, peaceful individuals who accepted the president’s invitation with honorable intentions.”

by Anonymousreply 138Last Thursday at 9:27 PM

Why does this guy always appear to be “wailing” in every picture of him? Did he just walk through the Capitol emitting some type of war cry or something?

I hate this flamboyant, retarded fucker, and I hope he dies from his hunger strike.

by Anonymousreply 139Last Thursday at 10:28 PM

Who is he wearing?

by Anonymousreply 140Last Thursday at 10:55 PM

[quote] after he traveled to Washington, D.C., at Trump's call for "patriots" to take a stand against the election results.

[quote]”My client had heard the oft-repeated words of President Trump,”

Well this can’t be true. I distinctly heard a congressman tell the House that no one said they were there because trump told them to be, so trump couldn’t possibly be the reason they were there.

I mean, he wouldn’t lie, right?

by Anonymousreply 141Last Thursday at 11:57 PM

[quote]“Dances With Kale” denied bail - Gulf Toast

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by Anonymousreply 142Last Saturday at 8:04 AM

[quote]DOJ prosecutors had argued Chansley, also known as the "QAnon Shaman" or Jake Angeli, was a flight risk and danger to the public because his past statements — including that "he is an extraterrestrial being" — showed that he "is not connected to reality."

Can't a flying saucer from his home planet simply beam him up to get him out of jail?

by Anonymousreply 143Last Saturday at 8:24 AM

Absolutely, R143, it happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 144Last Saturday at 8:34 AM

[quote]Conspirituality — in which New Age wellness meets conspiracy culture — helped stoke the riot on Capitol Hill

None of these people look very "well".

by Anonymousreply 145Last Saturday at 8:54 AM

God I wish the block thread feature worked. Sick of seeing that stupid motherfucker's howling mug. And the horns and pelt are a bit overboard to hide the fact that he's bald. How about a MAGA hat like all the other trash?

by Anonymousreply 146Last Saturday at 9:02 AM

Miley Cyrus did this look first.

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by Anonymousreply 147Last Saturday at 9:04 AM

All these paramilitary rioters in the end are being shown up to be nothing but big mamas' boys.

"My dearest darling did not do anything wrong, no matter what that nasty Nancy Pelosi says; and to show my support for him, I've knitted a pretty slanket to keep him toasty warm during those cold nights in the penitentiary."

by Anonymousreply 148Last Saturday at 9:16 AM

[quote]Can't a flying saucer from his home planet simply beam him up to get him out of jail?

We don't know her.

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by Anonymousreply 149Last Saturday at 9:31 AM

I really fucking hate this guy, I hope they throw the book at him.

by Anonymousreply 150Last Saturday at 9:42 AM
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by Anonymousreply 151Last Saturday at 10:49 AM

Why isn't there a mugshot of him available?

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by Anonymousreply 152Last Saturday at 10:50 AM

Why isn't there a nude shot of him available?

by Anonymousreply 153Last Saturday at 10:54 AM

Stop posting photos of this idiot.

by Anonymousreply 154Last Saturday at 11:09 AM

R152, will you settle for a truly pathetic and bathetic courtroom sketch?

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by Anonymousreply 155Last Saturday at 11:12 AM

Who did this??

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by Anonymousreply 156Last Saturday at 11:13 AM

Has anyone verified if he went commando during his foray into the capitol?

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by Anonymousreply 157Last Saturday at 11:16 AM

R2, Dennis sex doll

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by Anonymousreply 158Last Saturday at 12:07 PM

Who's sexier? Q Shaman or Baked Alaska?

Both are CAGED MEAT!

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by Anonymousreply 159Last Saturday at 12:15 PM

His bitching about no organic food in prison reminds me of the book Judgement Ridge which is a true crime book about two teens who killed two Dartmouth College professors in the early 2000s. When the teens were arrested and held in jail both bitched about not the prison commissary not having organic snacks.

by Anonymousreply 160Last Saturday at 12:25 PM

[quote]Chansley faces up to 25 years in prison for two felony charges and four misdemeanors

This bitch could be going away for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 161Last Saturday at 12:25 PM

Is the Q Shaman the same as Qbacca? Or is Qbacca the other Fabulous Furry Freakout Brother?

by Anonymousreply 162Last Saturday at 12:59 PM

The funny thing about poor sad Jake is that, looking at all the photos, he never seems to be doing any physical harm to persons or property. He was too busy posing and wailing. And clearly that's not an outfit and headdress one wears who intends to get physical, there's no protective armor of any kind.

Am I right? Is there evidence in all the photos of him hurting anything?

by Anonymousreply 163Last Saturday at 1:24 PM

He admitted to wanting to kill Democrats.

by Anonymousreply 164Last Saturday at 1:52 PM

He hurt our human sensibilities, r163.

He committed a serious fashion crime and defiled our seat of government with his filthy pelt, body odor and hideous makeup.

He assaulted out ears with his idiotic howling and caterwauling.

He should be locked up for LIFE.

by Anonymousreply 165Last Saturday at 2:05 PM

The pictures of his Braveheart howls are increasingly disgusting and annoying the more you see how many fucking shots there is of him acting like an imbecilic animal.

by Anonymousreply 166Last Saturday at 2:09 PM

He is canceled Bye bitch

by Anonymousreply 167Last Saturday at 6:16 PM

Anyone else see the footage from the New Yorker reporter where this freak leads all the traitors in prayer and even removes his head dress? What a fucking psycho freakshow.

by Anonymousreply 168Last Sunday at 8:54 AM

Why is everyone, investigators included, focusing in on these low level operatives and dupes. Why isn't anyone investigating Michael Flynn and Eric Prince. They're the ones who organized and coordinated this travesty (along with Trump's full knowledge and approval).

by Anonymousreply 169Last Sunday at 9:12 AM

I think another poster mentioned this, but back in the day a guy like this would've been in a state-run psychiatric hospital. People like him were put away so they didn't become crazy public spectacles, which of course is exactly what happened.

by Anonymousreply 170Last Sunday at 9:14 AM

R169, who’s to say they’re not?

Building a case takes time sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 171Last Sunday at 10:00 AM

They should call him the Low IQ Shaman.

by Anonymousreply 172Last Sunday at 10:08 AM

I'm sad to say that after seeing the footage from the New Yorker, I can no longer be sexually attracted to the Q-Shaman until he undergoes several years of intense psychiatric therapy... and probably electro-shock treatment... and possibly a lobotomy. I trust you will all keep me in your thoughts at this most difficult time.

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by Anonymousreply 173Last Sunday at 10:41 AM

Sheesh, R173, that was bad. Q Shaman comes across as mascot of the retards. I'm not sure there's any hope for him.

by Anonymousreply 174Last Sunday at 11:03 AM

Low class people invading the temple of power.

by Anonymousreply 175Last Sunday at 11:05 AM

They are the absolute dregs of American society. Funny how Confederate flags were being waved because in the Antebellum South, these people were looked down on by everyone. Slaves had higher status than white trash.

by Anonymousreply 176Last Sunday at 11:10 AM

Mommy, they're being mean to me! Make them stop!

by Anonymousreply 177Last Sunday at 11:10 AM

They are America's scum, America's dirty secret.

We paid good money for their education.

by Anonymousreply 178Last Sunday at 11:13 AM

Anyone attracted to this loser is, well, a loser. Your standards are the lowest common denominators of masculinity; loud, obnoxious, hairy, brutish. You'd probably drool for a knuckle dragging caveman as he bashed your head in with his club.

by Anonymousreply 179Last Sunday at 11:15 AM

He's repulsive. And the salt grain size intellect almost renders ineligible for civilized society. I don't know how those stupid pants even stayed on.

by Anonymousreply 180Last Sunday at 11:17 AM

People with insufficient intellect should be exterminated.

by Anonymousreply 181Last Sunday at 11:22 AM

[quote] Anyone attracted to this loser is, well, a loser. Your standards are the lowest common denominators of masculinity; loud, obnoxious, hairy, brutish. You'd probably drool for a knuckle dragging caveman as he bashed your head in with his club.

I don't want a man who belongs to a club

But a man who has a club that belongs to him!

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by Anonymousreply 182Last Sunday at 11:23 AM

^ Cybill talks Russian!

by Anonymousreply 183Last Sunday at 11:28 AM

R155 link says Wookiee now has COVID after denouncing it as a hoax. R157, he did not go commando: R173's link shows him being handed his cell which he slips into his black underwear; this is after he asks some guy to take his picture next to the VP's chair with his phone, presumably extracted from said black underwear and still warm! Eccentric to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 184Last Sunday at 12:50 PM

Have there been any updates on that judge's fur suit offspring?

by Anonymousreply 185Last Sunday at 12:55 PM

Where were all the guns? The organizers of this raid appear to have instructed participants not to bring their firearms, a boner-killer for many who would otherwise have attended no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 186Last Sunday at 12:57 PM

Because of DC’s strict gun laws. They would’ve been locked up before they even got near the city, much less the president and Capitol.

by Anonymousreply 187Last Sunday at 12:59 PM

Is she dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 188Last Sunday at 1:01 PM

See 6:50 - 7:30 to view said undergarment in R173's link.

by Anonymousreply 189Last Sunday at 1:03 PM

Is it true he has COVID? His attorney apparently said so on his interview with Chris Cuomo.

by Anonymousreply 190Last Sunday at 1:03 PM

R187 the authorities weren't exactly paying attention so I doubt these so-called 'patriots' would have been stopped for carrying, esp if concealed. In any event he lack of guns seems to suggest a conspiracy.

by Anonymousreply 191Last Sunday at 1:09 PM

R188 stole my post! I hate R188.

Is the fucker suffering and miserable with the Covid? On a ventilator?

Does he believe Covid's real yet or does he think it's a wicked harsh drug flashback?

by Anonymousreply 192Last Sunday at 1:11 PM

R190 yes. He is isolating in the big house.

by Anonymousreply 193Last Sunday at 1:12 PM

Do straight white trash know we find them hot?

by Anonymousreply 194Last Sunday at 1:13 PM

I wish more young people were dying of COVID, then there might be a chance for this one.

Either way I hope he dies soon.

by Anonymousreply 195Last Sunday at 1:23 PM

[quote] the authorities weren't exactly paying attention so I doubt these so-called 'patriots' would have been stopped for carrying, esp if concealed.

And you don’t think the Secret Service were paying attention? They’re going to let an audience with guns near the president?

It’s not Michigan. You’re not going to walk down the street with rifles and ARs.

No, lack of guns do not indicate a conspiracy. Lack of guns indicates the organizers told them not to bring guns, for obvious reasons.

by Anonymousreply 196Last Sunday at 1:31 PM

Covid is about to show those traitors what a true revolution is.

by Anonymousreply 197Last Sunday at 3:06 PM

His mama looks very annoyed.

by Anonymousreply 198Last Sunday at 3:10 PM

Well of course she's annoyed, R198, how many times do you think she's had to rescue his crazy ass over the decades? He's probably been nothing but trouble.

by Anonymousreply 199Last Sunday at 3:14 PM

R199 He was honorably discharged from the Navy 14 years ago and has never had any problem with the law, not even a traffic ticket, according to his lawyer. I am assuming that the mother has never had to rescue him in his adult like; about his childhood, I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 200Last Sunday at 3:20 PM

He is living with his Mom at 33, dresses up like a mental patient, stood in the senate gallery bellowing like a moose. I think it was some made up chant he invented as part of his "shamanism". One thing about all these videos and pics, there are a lot of fken nuts desperate to escape their empty lives, revolution cosplay fills the bill.

by Anonymousreply 201Last Sunday at 3:26 PM

So has he ever held a job in the fourteen years since he’s been discharged from the Navy?

by Anonymousreply 202Last Sunday at 3:27 PM

Hmmm...that means he was discharged from the Navy at 19??

You have to serve at least 4 years. There’s something pretty fishy about that discharge.

by Anonymousreply 203Last Sunday at 3:31 PM

Maybe Mommy can sneak him some organic food up her hoo-ha when she comes to visit.

by Anonymousreply 204Last Sunday at 3:34 PM

[quote]there are a lot of fken nuts desperate to escape their empty lives, revolution cosplay fills the bill.

Definitely. Instead of taking up a sport or hiking or what have you, they do this insane shit.

by Anonymousreply 205Last Sunday at 3:35 PM

R203 He refused an anti-anthrax vax so was separated. He is a shaman after all, he has healing powers which I assume he can use on himself... He's now facing 25 years in jail.

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by Anonymousreply 206Last Sunday at 3:38 PM

He's hideous. He actually looks more presentable in that faux war paint and clown suit. He's fug in the picture with Rudy Tooty.

by Anonymousreply 207Last Sunday at 3:40 PM

He has a good bod neck down. Neck up butterface.

by Anonymousreply 208Last Sunday at 3:41 PM

Thank you, R201, I going to say..

I mean, he's the fucking Qshaman, running around DC in a freak costume participating in violent rioting and terrorism. This is not normal, acceptable behavior.

He's obviously batshit crazy and the only way he's going to escape going straight to prison is by going to a hospital for the criminally insane. I'm sure his own fucking mother knows exactly what he's like. You don't get that way overnight. All the T**** Treason Terrorists are mentally and ethically unsound. Unless their mothers are pretty much the same way, they know their own kids are crazy, loser fuck ups.

by Anonymousreply 209Last Sunday at 3:48 PM

Let him die.

by Anonymousreply 210Last Sunday at 3:51 PM

That New Yorker footage was eye opening.

He's asking Dump for a pardon now saying that he was only following Dump's orders...

What's the bet he gets a Presidential pardon.

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by Anonymousreply 211Last Sunday at 3:58 PM

[quote] only following orders...

They tried that at Nuremberg, so he will need a pardon to be sure.

Has anyone here sent him money yet for his inside purchases? Own up (this is anonymous unless you ID yourself).

by Anonymousreply 212Last Sunday at 4:03 PM

Sent him money?

Oh my god, is he soliciting money from people?

DO NOT FEED THE QSHAMAN.

by Anonymousreply 213Last Sunday at 4:05 PM

Why would anyone from DL send him a cent R212?

by Anonymousreply 214Last Sunday at 4:08 PM

Lots of people (not me) on DL sent money to cage meat Jarec Wentworth.

by Anonymousreply 215Last Sunday at 4:16 PM

Whoever that asshole was upthread going on about his "honorable" discharge (not too sure about that claim) and all that seems like a good candidate to send a crazy, anti-democracy, anti-American terrorist some money.

Jesus fucking christ, how embarrassing for everyone. The Qshaman's family, the families and former friends of the people supporting Trump and the Trump Terrorists. They must be hiding away in shame and drinking a lot.

by Anonymousreply 216Last Sunday at 4:22 PM

Thank you for your Concern R216, but go easy on the sherry.

by Anonymousreply 217Last Sunday at 4:26 PM

They all deserve to be executed for treason and sedition.

by Anonymousreply 218Last Sunday at 4:43 PM

I hope we learn he used hook up apps when he got to DC. And I hope some of them are gay apps.

by Anonymousreply 219Last Sunday at 4:51 PM

His apps will just be knitting and crochet. If he could be linked to Miss Linds, that could be interesting. Q Shaman doesn't have a gf or bf by the sounds of things, which is hardly surprising given his Qbacca behavior. His mama must find him a handful.

by Anonymousreply 220Last Sunday at 5:13 PM

Can Trump pardon him and the other traitors of all charges and if he tries can his pardons be appealed?

by Anonymousreply 221Last Sunday at 9:39 PM

Two more days...

by Anonymousreply 222Last Sunday at 11:06 PM

Yes, yes and no R221.

by Anonymousreply 223Last Sunday at 11:06 PM

His Twitter bio reads “Spiritual & Political Consultant, Shamanic Practitioner Author, Energetic Healer, Ordained Minister, Seeker of Truth & Servant of God.”

On a now defunct website, he also offered online courses on shamanism and claimed to have walked a shamanic path for twenty years that started with a jarring experience in which he perceived the world as alien, after struggling with addictions to cigarettes, drugs and fast food, and a difficult childhood.

In the interview with the Arizona Republic, he calls himself a “multidimensional being,” whose third eye is open.

He goes by the name Yellowstone Wolf, he discusses his self-published book (written under yet another name, Loan Wolf) and his experiences with extraterrestrials and UFOs, psychedelic use, and the purpose of meditation in raising consciousness. He goes through the gamut of New Age themes: fractal energy; frequencies; solar cycles; personal ascension leading to galactic ascension; chakras; the universe; light codes; overcoming negative emotion; 100th monkey collective; the flower of life and sacred geometry; the divine is within; be your own guru; astrology; and so on. He advertises his now-defunct website starseedacademy.space, and promotes Life-Wave patches, a multi-level marketing scheme that he claims cured his father of cancer and liver disease.

He claims that he can see higher frequencies using his third eye, therefore he knows what these elite pedophiles are doing. Identifying himself as a “digital soldier” in a spiritual war, he sees himself as fighting evil on the side of Donald Trump. The sign he carried at the climate protest declared “this is Ragnarok” referring to the Norse mythology, in which Ragnarök is the battle at the end of the world.

When asked by the Arizona Republic about where he got his ideas, Jake Angeli mentioned “internet research” and Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper. Cooper was another Arizona resident, killed by police, whose book went on to influence QAnon and the right-wing Patriot movement.

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by Anonymousreply 224Yesterday at 4:29 AM

"he calls himself a “multidimensional being,” whose third eye is open."

by Anonymousreply 225Yesterday at 4:31 AM

Is that the new way of saying “bisexual”?

by Anonymousreply 226Yesterday at 4:59 AM

Someone "enlightened" wouldn't become a terrorist that tried to overthrow the government.

by Anonymousreply 227Yesterday at 5:08 AM

Lol, R226, that's what I thought - or gay. It all seems like a long runaround to avoid something.

by Anonymousreply 228Yesterday at 5:15 AM

[quote][R199] He was honorably discharged from the Navy 14 years ago and has never had any problem with the law, not even a traffic ticket, according to his lawyer.

And, assuming this person's lawyer is 100% truthful you think these are relevant pieces of information, because...? You can't actually believe an apparent lack of an arrest record is actual proof of someone's good character or sound personal behavior?

Are you always this trusting of people accused of crimes, R200?

[quote]I am assuming that the mother has never had to rescue him in his adult like

That's quite an assumption for a man in his 30s who lives at home, considers himself a shaman and dresses the part in public, and that's not even getting to the "violent overthrow of the government" ambitions.

Again, do you give this same benefit of the doubt to other people charged with crimes? Think before responding. I'd love to know your answer.

by Anonymousreply 229Yesterday at 7:52 AM

Whomp whomp.

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by Anonymousreply 230Yesterday at 8:21 AM

*Judge orders Jacob Chansley, a.k.a. Q Shaman, to remain behind bars until trial on charges in Capitol riot. *Judge described his behavior as “active participation in a violent insurrection.“ *In orange jumpsuit, he muttered "Oh my God" at end of hearing.

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by Anonymousreply 231Yesterday at 8:30 AM

Stupid fucker didn't realize how serious his actions were. Well, he's learning now!

by Anonymousreply 232Yesterday at 8:36 AM

Guess his third eye didn't see that coming.

by Anonymousreply 233Yesterday at 8:37 AM

“Third eye” is code for “gaping hole,” right?

by Anonymousreply 234Yesterday at 8:43 AM

So he's 33, living in his mom's house, living off of his mother, one presumes and he's been a "shaman" for 20 years? He started "shamaning" when he was 13? Hmm, well it doesn't appear to be working out.

by Anonymousreply 235Yesterday at 8:47 AM

That's probably what his mommy calls it R234.

by Anonymousreply 236Yesterday at 8:51 AM

The judge who denied him bail agreed with the prosecution's assessment that he is "not connected to reality".

by Anonymousreply 237Yesterday at 8:54 AM

He looks like 80 in the courtroom sketch.

by Anonymousreply 238Yesterday at 8:56 AM

"Not connected to reality" is an understatement. He's certifiably insane.

by Anonymousreply 239Yesterday at 9:38 AM

[quote]He started "shamaning" when he was 13?

Maybe he was a shaman prodigy?

[quote]Hmm, well it doesn't appear to be working out.

Yes, there is that.

by Anonymousreply 240Yesterday at 10:02 AM

Where's that website where you can send him money for his orgasmic snax?

by Anonymousreply 241Yesterday at 10:02 AM

"He looks like 80 in the courtroom sketch."

A week of being chased like a hound by the Feds and a couple of days in the hoosegow will do that.

by Anonymousreply 242Yesterday at 10:06 AM

What happened to the other furry?

by Anonymousreply 243Yesterday at 10:06 AM

Has he been passed around yet?

by Anonymousreply 244Yesterday at 10:07 AM

It often happens that crazy people love living in prison. The rigid structure and predictability gives them a feeling of security and they function better than they've ever functioned out in the world.

Certain kinds of crazy - I don't know about Qshaman. He's special, he's loved, he's extra-wacko.

by Anonymousreply 245Yesterday at 11:27 AM

The wailing like a banshee all his own in the balcony before he comes down and declares people "fucking patriots" is nearly disturbing to watch.

by Anonymousreply 246Yesterday at 11:32 AM

"Nearly?"

This whole thing is a shitshow. America will never live this down.

by Anonymousreply 247Yesterday at 11:47 AM

[quote] He started "shamaning" when he was 13?

This tickled me so.

by Anonymousreply 248Yesterday at 11:49 AM

[quote] The wailing like a banshee all his own

You wanted the attention? You wanted to make sure you were seen above all else?

Well, you got our attention.

by Anonymousreply 249Yesterday at 11:50 AM

R42, "Q sent me!"

So he thinks he's the Q in LGBTQ? That's not exactly the best way to come out.

by Anonymousreply 250Yesterday at 12:03 PM

Q as in Qanon or however it's spelled.

by Anonymousreply 251Yesterday at 1:22 PM

waaah, waaah.

by Anonymousreply 252Yesterday at 1:23 PM

[quote] the Q in LGBTQ

What is that Q again? This is getting way too complicated.

by Anonymousreply 253Yesterday at 2:54 PM

What was he shamaning about before QAnon existed? He says Q sent him... well who was sending him before Q?

by Anonymousreply 254Yesterday at 3:02 PM

[quote] And, assuming this person's lawyer is 100% truthful you think these are relevant pieces of information, because...? You can't actually believe an apparent lack of an arrest record is actual proof of someone's good character or sound personal behavior?

R229 these are mitigation issues, if need be; no arrests, no convictions help certainly.

by Anonymousreply 255Yesterday at 3:07 PM

Have there been any new developments with the Qnanny Shaman?

by Anonymousreply 25613 hours ago

I think that there were people at the riot who were surprised by the violence and hatred of some of their fellow-"Patriots". That guy looks like he on his way to a frat party! Could some of them have convinced themselves that it would be peaceful? Because it seems like there were a few types participating.

by Anonymousreply 25712 hours ago

They might have been surprised R257 but it was probably a pleasant surprise so hang them all just to be on the safe side.

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