Melania Identifies Real Victim of the Deadly Capitol Riots

Bitch, just wait.

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Last week, five people died as rioters incited by President Donald Trump stormed the U.S. Capitol seeking lawmakers to lynch. But First Lady Melania Trump has identified the worst thing about the entire horrific spectacle—people saying mean things about her online.

In a deeply weird and jarring farewell statement posted by the White House early Monday morning, Melania first paid tribute to those who lost their lives in last week’s violence carried out in support of her husband, before going on to settle some scores against unspecified people who she claims have “attacked” her over the past few days since the riots.

“I am disappointed and disheartened with what happened last week,” she began, in a paragraph which, at first, you assume is a condemnation of Trumpist rioters. But she then goes on to say: “I find it shameful that surrounding these tragic events there has been salacious gossip, unwarranted personal attacks, and false misleading accusations on me—from people who are looking to be relevant and have an agenda. This time is solely about healing our country and its citizens. It should not be used for personal gain.”

It’s not exactly clear what she’s referring to—it’s hard to believe that Melania has really been at the forefront of anyone’s mind since last week’s unprecedented assault on American democracy. It could be a reference to a CNN report that she was doing a photoshoot at the White House when rioters were laying siege to the Capitol on behalf of her husband.

It could also refer to Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, who previously served as an aide to the first lady, who condemned her last week. In an article for The Daily Beast, Melania’s former BFF wrote after the Capitol riot: “It was an assault on human life and our great democracy. Unfortunately, our president and first lady have little, if any, regard for either.” Her chief of staff, Stephanie Grisham, resigned on the day of the insurrection.

Elsewhere in her decidedly odd statement, Melania offered her first condemnation of the riots, five days after they happened. She wrote that she “absolutely condemn[s] the violence that has occurred on our Nation’s Capitol,” and added: “I implore people to stop the violence, never make assumptions based on the color of a person’s skin or use differing political ideologies as a basis for aggression and viciousness.”

However, she also seems to praise Trump’s supporters—hitting entirely the wrong note in the wake of last week’s violence. “It is inspiring to see that so many have found a passion and enthusiasm in participating in an election, but we must not allow that passion to turn to violence,” she wrote.

It’s also been noted that the statement paid tribute to the pro-Trump rioters who died last week before she mentions deceased Capitol Police Officers Brian Sicknick and Howard Liebengood. Sicknick was struck by rioters with a fire extinguisher, while Liebengood died by apparent suicide on Saturday, days after responding to the destructive siege.

The statement also misspelled the surname of Ashli Babbitt, the Trump-supporting Air Force vet who was shot dead during the riot.

Melania signs off with an apparent farewell message to the American people, saying that serving as first lady has been “the honor of [her] lifetime.” She adds: “I want to thank the millions of Americans who supported my husband and me over the past four years and shown the incredible impact of the American spirit... Most importantly, I ask for healing, grace, understanding, and peace for our great Nation.”

So there goes Melania, signing off exactly as she served: Complaining about people being mean to her, completely misjudging the mood of the nation, and spouting trite soundbites about morality and good behaviour while saying nothing about the deranged actions of her husband.

I was arranging porcelain for my book, you Philistines!

Stephanie Winston Wolkoff: Melania Has Blood on Her Hands

This cunt.

Such a whore. Sad.

Feckless cunt

Cheap fuckin' skeeza.

Back to the pole, dear

Is this about the rugs? It must be about the rugs.

#BeBitch

No pity for her.

- John Ford c.1630

Such a waste of perfectly good plastic.

What a doofus.

ByeBitch

She can forget about getting a cameo in the SATC reboot.

Maybe when two narcissists breed and one of them is cumming dust, it creates whatever Barron is.

And this is why whores should only open their mouths to swallow dick & cum.

Be Gone

She's dumb and insensitive. And so is whatever poor employee who wrote that.

I wouldn't ask her to condemn her husband. But she could just stick to the events. She could write a farewell thank you at another time.

Brazen? Craven? Both?

It reads as if she actually wrote it herself.

She looks like a blonde wigged whore. Because SHE IS.

Do they make wigs with the roots showing?

You know, for that natural look.

R26 Of course.

This witch deserves nothing, zero empathy. She’s a fucking layabout and liar. A whore’s heart of stone. I hope she is degraded for years to come. She did fucking NOTHING for the United States, I find her criminal, I’m sorry. A slap in the face to real women.

This little detail from Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's piece made me laugh:

[quote]In her free time she took up “albuming” and made scrapbooks filled with photographs of herself.

PS Fook Creasemoose!

What happened to her hair?

Poor Barron.

His father is a psychotic with NPD, and his mother is really THIS selfish and shallow. He's doomed.

Instead of plagiarizing Michelle Obama she's plagiarizing herself:

A lot of Republicans were fine with the riots:

There's a reason she's been the least visible First Lady of the media age.

Not even the world's best spin experts can make it look like there's anything under the fake hair, fake face, and fake tits.

Have you heard the one about Marie Antoinette and the guillotine?

Couldn't be bothered to intercede

I finally understand how annoyed the Nazi Boomers are about PC SJWs when the youngsters get mad at you for pointing out that she's an old hooker with big cockeyed fake tits. I've been banned from FB groups for "shaming sex workers".

R33. Duh. Mel don't give a fuk

A US Army Captain resigns her commission after leading a group to the riots. The Army is looking into other people who may have been involved

Melania's grammar remains puzzling.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, R38, and I can see why you've been banned from certain groups.

Comparing, decent, honest, skilled sex workers to that worthless plastic sociopath? That is SO WRONG!!!

Do you recognize these neckbeard MAGA shitstains?

Be kind 🤡

One of the zip tie guys claims he just found those zip ties on the floor, and was waiting to give them to a police officer.

Uh huh

Republican AGs group sent robocalls urging protesters to the Capitol. GOP officials now insist they didn’t know about it.

#44 AFO is already in custody

Can’t people find it in their hearts to leave her alone. By all accounts, she was upstairs washing and blow drying his toupees.

Someone has to make sense of that lemonade cotton candy bouffantine. Would you really rather see that blubbery hot mess bald??

Buh-bye, whore!

I wonder how many people are sending the names of Trump, Hawley, et. al. to the FBI.

This is about what I'd expect of her, though I am a bit disappointed she didn't take the opportunity to throw Vanky under the bus (My Donald under the influence of hussy daughter (not the fat one))

A spectacular WHORE

So, when's the divorce?

Before the coffee table book she was working on last Wednesday comes out, R53

She'll need the money since he's broke.

This bitch.

After Donald, Ivanka, and Jared... she is the next one who needs to be dragged through the streets by her weave and pelted with shit... as shame bells ring out in the background.

I'd fly to Washington, if...

[quote]Greeson, Roseanne Boyland, and Capitol Police Officers, Brian Sicknick and Howard Liebengood. I pray for their families comfort and strength...

Is there not an oh, dear or two in that partial second sentence? Wouldn't families be possessive if she's referring to their comfort and strength but more, wouldn't she be praying for comfort and strength for the families rather than praying for their comfort and strength?

Whorelish as a first language, I guess.

[quote]she is the next one who needs to be dragged through the streets by her weave and pelted with shit...

You really want to make her suffer, put her in jail and let her age naturally.

Dont #BeBullying

#BeBest

#BeGone

Best you be gone, fuck lady.

#SHAME

...Keep telling yourself that...

Does Donald have a toupee? I doubt it. I think he just grew his hair super long on one side and then blow dries and teases it and then flips it over onto his head like an omelet.

That’s called a combover, r64.

Ve feelz for Frau Trump

Her chewed up nipples might be, but she is surely not.