I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed

With everything that's going on this upsets you? If you're not injured and don't like it, dump his ass.

Sorry!

Next time, wear a caftan that doesn't drag on the floor.

Falling and stumbling drunk are two different things, OP.

Thanks for the laugh OP

No wodner I felt the earth move.

I'm with your boyfriend on this one.

I must ask- did he laugh at your puny cocklet as you fell?

Was it a laugh or a "laugh"

I feel like this was supposed to be the start of a Shit Brickhouse Troll story.

Kind of a let down that it didn't end with your boyfriend and his friends mocking you while forcing you to dance naked and all that. Puny cocklet jibes and all that.

R8

Okay. I'm not the only one then.

SBT doesn't have a boyfriend. He has a husbear. As in, 'a bear to whom a bottom is married'.

Tell us more Baby Jane.

Break his glass pipe.

[quote]I must ask - did he laugh at your puny cocklet as you fell?

OMFG! BWAhahahahaha

Im sorry you too have an asshole for a partner. I dropped a boiling cup of tea on myself and while I was screaming and trying to take off the shirt bruning me, mine just sat there. I had second-degree burns

Dump hm

How many stairs did you fall down?

Did it look like this?

This OP makes up so many stupid stories. FF

Was this a one-time thing or are you a clumsy bitch?

Seriously, somebody who thinks it's funny when someone has a potentially fatal accident is not somebody you want to keep hanging out with.

Is your boyfriend's name Joel?

He watches too many prat falls on tv, it's the natural reaction when some else has a calamity.

Did you fart on every step along the way?

Did your toupee come off?

Did little birds and stars whirl around your head?

Cause any of those would have been funny.

"And I said, 'Don't laugh, Cupcake. Don't laugh!' AND HE LAUGHED!"

Punch and delete.

Unless he has money or can provide verificatia.

Serves you right, Fatso.

OP

They're gonna laugh at you.

They're all gonna laugh at you!

I'm very sorry, Cassie.

Your boyfriend equates you to a Slinky, OP...generally useless, but still puts a smile on your face when you push it down the stairs.

He’s worse than Hitler OP. Truly.

But your wheelchair looked so funny all banged up!

This you, OP?

Were you in DC stealing swag?

lol

They all laughed.

But, could you get up?

I laughed when I read the headline. I would have bust my gut if I had been there.

We used to do this paddycake game as kids.

There were some slow moving heifers in front of me at the store so I accelerated around them and walked penis-first into the sharp handle of a cart they were using the restock the shelves. Everybody laughed but I required medical attention.

Move it along, toots.

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

Did you not fall down them in a way that appropriately paralleled and didn't block too much of the patterning in the stairway woodwork grain or carpeting design, OP? I'd have laughed at, and been frustrated with you too, if that's how ithappened!

I don't know. If your boyfriend had made a video of your fall, you might have had a good laugh too.

My (now ex b/f) pushed me into a hedge while leaving a friend's party. He laughed and said he was overcome with the desire to do it because he saw it in a TV show that he likes. I was shocked and thought I might have been impaled if there was any fencing or sharp objects inside the hedge. He would repeat this incident many times over the years, his favourite part of the situation was the look of shock on my face and how apparently i just slowly sank into the bushes without struggle.

He's a psychopath. He's the type that would watch you fall down the stairs and grab his phone to record you. Get rid of him.

Did you poop yourself on the way down? Because if you did, I would have laughed too.

Were you making a dramatic entrance or exit?

Oh my sides! I am so sorry OP, but I can not stop laughing for some reason and I thought nothing could possibly make that happen today.

R45 that’s scary