Armie Hammer alleged mistress pours major tea on Instagram

Is the mistress’s name Steve?

What a whore!

Bitch didn’t know I will ALWAYS be Sidechick #1.

What's he got in sex play that's so fantastic, ladies around the world flying him private to fuck him? Impressive!

Happy he was getting laid. That wife looked brittle and mean

She is!

When will the male lovers speak out?

R7 he probably pays them off or uses professionals. Dom with the ladies, sub with the men.

Where is this does it ever mention Armie, could be anyone

The Hammer emoji in the first sentence

Can we get proof of authenticity?

"pours tea" what a stupid expression

how long will she throw hints and tons of letters?screenshots, pics, videos,please

Likes to beat up women because he hates his mom. The same reason he likes to be spit roasted.

^^allegedly

To understand Armie one must understand that this is a man who has a mother who feels she is entitled to perform an exorcism on him in his sleep. The way Armie described it was almost like a rape. Which there is a parallel to. So from therein developed his masculine inferiority complex and his hatred of women. He suffers lifelong castration anxiety.

Armie was so discreet that he had to fly private and stay in hotels, but he was also so indiscreet that he brought them into his marital bed?

Well, I don’t know what people expect when they fuck around with married people.

What does Timmy have to say about all of this?

Elizabeth might have a dick. She looks unrecognizable since marrying him. He can't have any balls that fit into thise tight stripey shorts. Where the hell is he hiding it?

R17 I doubt Liz was in the house at the time.

International Dial a Dick Service - LMAO

He really is a broke ass trash can man.

Pay your own bills loser!

One night at the Claridge with Mr. Hammer, please.

R16 Stop blaming Dru.

She just recognised the devil in him

She have gone straight to burning him at the stake.

He got the crazy/womanising /POS from the Hammer side - narcissists are born not made.

Straight men are trash, Pt 474939374

R20, well, duh, she wasn’t there. But it’s still indiscreet. And cruel, too. It takes a special kind of shitty to bring your cheating partner into the bed you share with your spouse. That’s personal, not just wanting some extra on the side.

He is trash.

R24 We've all read his FL profile so its hardly a shock he likes to be cruel.

Although maybe it was just that SHE couldn't afford a hotel this time. Joking - Its clearly a pattern of behaviour.

I wonder if Liz has nanny-cam footage?

His mom exorcised him, when he was a strapping teen with 12 hours of erections daily? DETAILS, please!!!!!

When will the boyfriend he was spotted with this summer,spill?

Can someone ban the Armie Troll? No one cares about him.

Who's C ?

Courtney, another of Armie's mistresses

what is his "FL profile"?

And the push back has begun

Incoherent.

PG needs to stay focused on TD. No-one cares about Liz. Of course she's pissed at you.

Its probably the Charmies reporting shit anyway

[quote]what is his "FL profile"?

What a sick man!

These hookers are hilarious beards. Where's sexy Poloha? Or the boyfriend?

Talk about elaborate plots just to de homo.

At least he didn't pretend to do PDA with them. He barely ever kissed his wife on the lips. Not surprized he wouldn't even be willing to touch these females. Fag.

R39 You sound pressed

R40 I am pressed. I need answers to why this fag keeps appearing on these threads and where the hell is his junk.

R41 It's on Twitter and my phone.

My goodness. This is quite sordid. Armie sounds really, really, really messed up. It's crazy now that, after all the speculation and hypothesizing, we are getting the concrete picture about what he's been up to.

Sounds EXHAUSTING. Blech. What is he getting out of these incessant charades?

R43 Right!

Who the hell would have the time for all those shenanigans?

Its no wonder he looks 45.

[quote] We've all read his FL profile

I have not. Is that still archived somewhere?

R45

switch_ga has it in one of her insta stories

R45

switch_ga has it in one of her insta stories

R45

switch_ga has it in one of her insta stories

Popcorn.gif.

Bottom boy

R43 sounds like a d’eau offended by the mere existence of men.

He's got fem lips and a fat ass.

R51 No just existence of offensive men lol

R52 He's got no lips

Big hips though

No self respecting gay man would bed this queen. He's also certifiable.

R54 fat ass and womanly hips.

For me, all this elevates him in my eyes and transforms him from a bland Ken doll into someone with an edge and vices and more fully human. Him and Liz having sex skeeves me out so I’m glad he’s having all these hot dirty hook ups hopefully with lots of nasty S&M play.

R51 Because I think it sounds fucking exhausting to be constantly cheating on your wife, and juggling a stable of young stupid girls all over the world, asking them to visit you (or you them), and then ghosting them when they do? Playing stupid games, constantly? And having to stay vigilant to constantly hide it all of it from your wife (and young children)? Armie Hammer is coming across like a fucking lunatic. He's an embarrassment to manhood.

R58 His manhood is an embarrassment too.

R57 lol. He's got the mental and sexual development of a 13 year old. All hormones and mummy issues.

Still expects this women to run and sort his life out for him like they are his fucking mother.

Get me an apartment, fly to see me, stop what you're doing, I'M LONELY!!!

Pathetic

What the hell happened to him? His issues have issues!

R61 He never grew up

A Douchebag version of Peter Pan.

OMG

Dru must have been a horrible mother.

GUYS THERE'S MORE THERE'S MORE THERE'S MORE

Hahahaha someone need to improve their English if they’re gonna impersonate him 😂

Seems everything has been deleted. Tell me someone saved the convos

They are written like an Eastern European tried to write English, lol

HOLY SHIT

Can someone overlay the texts over this photo?

You guys are just as gullible as the charmies lol

That is 100% how he texts

How do you know that is the way he texts?

oop and she's private again, which makes sense considering she's used his name finally.

Sooooo.....

[quote]The way Armie described it

So you're assuming his description was honest, are you? Despite all the evidence of how often he lies?

Anyone on Tapatalk - how are the psychos reacting to this news?

R74 have you ever just considered following her

r77 no

I think he’s going to get replaced in the JLo movie. No way will anyone allow him to be in a rom com with these public.

She is going for the jugular, and I'm here for it. What a creepy dude.

My only issue is with the stupid girls who went along with his depraved fantasies, and now are crying boo-hoo. I mean it sounds like he was pretty explicit and shameless about his behaviors and desires. Being above board about sleeping with other kittens, while asking them all to stay monogamous to him. And they went along with all of it.

Nobody put a gun on that woman (or women) to be with him and do those things (alleged things). She did it willingly

Housofeffie was on a CMBYN producer’s Instagram commenting about TC’s sparkly harness and “dangerous” eyes and curls in January 2019 👀👀

Oh shit. I just realized that this graphic stuff is spilled out on the internet now, in perpetuity. His daughter will be able to see all of this one day.

Russian kitten has joined the chat

Are these screencaps from different women? It looks like BP might be one of them - the one with the Mom on Skype?

he is so dumb..but all these women were fucking with a married man since 2016? and were pretty ok with it. and now they are crying and mad he is divorcing and changed his number and was lying to them..what did they expect!!they all have problems with their heads🤦‍♂️

knife play is advanced kink and controversial. very bad mojo.

When you call her out on her contradicting storylines, you get blocked. Lol. That’s evidence enough for me that she is just making things up

OMG 😱

additional convos are on the switch account...one about Luca wanting to have her come to berlin for a movie premiere to meet her and asking TD if he's "falling for his pet" - the charmies will have a conniption fit when they read that 😂. if it's fake, she's going deep with the world building here lol

R89 why would she have to defend herself to you lol? I would also block in her place.

Maybe Elizabeth is crazy because Armie gave her syphilis.

Oh, happy cookie family. You were the greatest lie of all.

Wow. That was a lot to wake up to lol.

R88 He talked about a girlfriend trying to stab him during sex and made a film with Tyler of his friends cutting themselves and describing the experience so ...

omg I forgot about those fucking nightmare cookies lol. Speaking of Liz, it makes more sense to me now why she literally followed him EVERYWHERE. I used to think it was just because she was self obsessed to the max and wanted as much attention as possible (I still think that's part of it for sure) but another part of it is just that he was literally fucking girls left right and centre everywhere he went. I always thought it was crazy that she moved to new orleans for the duration of the wounds shoot - they even took their daughter out of school and enrolled her in a fancy private school there - but now it doesn't seem so crazy.

Also sucks for Liz cause one of her favourite stories was how close she was with Luca during the CMBYN filming and that they always did face masks together. Jokes on her if Luca knew about TD's 'pet' all along. Yikes on yikes lol

Maybe switch is one of these abandoned kittens

R97 Claridges is Liz' favourite hotel too

I expect all the doormen would have known about his hook-ups when L was taking cutesy photos with them and the kids.

He seems to like to poison everything

I wonder if Dru has been uninvited to her bridge circle yet?

"I've always been more monogamous than not .... don't know why

hahahahaha"

1) Makes no fucking sense and

2) When was that?

Affairs are so fucking boring. It seems like everyone has them and they are always all the same. Betrayal, I love you, I'll leave her for you, wrath, revenge, public humiliation.

Yawn.

They're all the same. It's such a false kind of scandal as far as I am concerned.

A friend of mine found out her husband was having an affair a few years ago. She was hysterical. She had mentioned the woman before in a way that made me suspect it--her husband gave the woman, his coworker, money and didn't tell my friend and she saw it on a bank statement--and she chose to believe his lame cover story. So she went into mad hysteria, a grieving process, etc. I comforted her but I also had to be honest and tell her to look around: most movies, books, many news stories, many people we know throughout our lives involve affairs. They're not exceptional. She said it never once entered her mind in all the years of her marriage that he would cheat. "Oh," I said, "you married the one man who would never be tempted?" She is a cynic and she realized that that's true: she would suspect literally every other man of doing what her husband did--but not him.

So she moved through the drama and then it was on with life.

Affairs are all the same, and so commonplace and yet they so effectively get people all worked up.

In the playboy article TD already mentioned a relationship he had prior to his marriage. Involving a knive and he ending up stabbed. They even stayed together a while after that. It sounded so random then. More an acecdote about one crazy girlfriend he once had. Not so random story anymore...

According to what PG says, then would Guadagnino also know her? In 2016 they had just finished shooting CMBYN. And the (now ex) Hammers were waiting for the birth of F. If all of this is true I'm fucking on Liz's side, even though I never liked her.

The rape and knife comment is probably enough to get him to lose all custody of the kids. Supervised visitations only.

Armie took PG to Crema, so he definitely introduced her to Luca. This was probably during the Father’s Day weekend when he ran away to Italy. I think it was Ford’s first Father’s Day.

R97 my feeling is that Switch is someone on Liz’s divorce team or maybe a private investigator they hired to do dirty work.

Maybe Dad Michael forced him to return to GC so he wouldn't lose custody of the children altogether. Now he should handle it since A doesn't have the intelligence of a grown man.

r105 was PG the girl who had posted the crema picture? she deleted so many posts that I couldn't remember if it was her or not.

It’s a good thing Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn’t alive to see the person who played Marty outed as a rape fetishist, it would kill her.

Yes PG was the one who posted the photo in the spring in Crema.

R106 God you people are crazy

R110 her friend Jessica wrote is was fall 2018?

I always thought he looked skeezy and yeah.

Wow. Its a good job Armie doesn't post pictures of his kids.

All about the safety and well-being lol.

Yeah right- that's why. Nothing to do with visitation restrictions - no siree

R90 Bless you for doing gods work with the screenshots!!!

Theme months 😂😂 he really comes across in these messages like a fat white lady that found bdsm through fitty shades of gray.

I can just imagine him revealing the theme like Pee Wee Herman announcing the Secret Word

“And this month’s theme is.... RAPE!”

I’m curious why PG is so hateful about EC? Like...you are all TD’s victims. EC is pregnant and he’s giddy about being able to have embarrassing bdsm theme months with a girl barely out of her teens, and somehow EC is a monster in this scenario? 😂😂

Women just hate each other, it’s in their DNA

It’s why Hillary lost the election.

It's easier to live with yourself as the other woman, if you hate the wife and believe all the shit the husband feeds you about her.

I can't understand why this still isn't surfacing. I believe some tabloids get payed off. But all of them? And I'm not buying the 'he isn't famous enough, people don't care'. Because, that's just not true. He is famous enough, he gets articles on him, the divorce, Lily. And his connection to T alone must get some clicks. Deux Moi readers asked about him last couple of months. They would eat it up. Enty as well. Is it too hot too handle? Too damaging, careerwise?

R121 I have never seen a tabloid publish text messages before. It might just be a thing they just don't do because of libel concerns, but directors will definitely know about this shit.

Also all these text messages and not a single dickpic? You've got to be kidding me

R121 there was something on DM at the end of the year about not going to dish about Hammer divorce anymore. Unless I’m misremembering.

R107 The burner account said Armie was ordered to return to the Cayman islands because of his kids.

R124 what burner account? Link?

R121 His PR team are responsible for any gossip or tabloid articles about him. The only genuine press was when people thought he was up for Batman and even then he had to dine in Pap Central to get papped. He is Not famous enough. Totally irrelevant.

R126 The Kitten DMs did hit the more mainstream press.

GQ had a dig if I remember but in a jokey way - how to slide into someone's DMs without coming across as a prick or something like that.

They're not going to just print these kind of seriously skeevy rumours from a random IG account.

Whether they will if more real evidence shows up is an open question.

Hollywood clearly knew about this guy's business. They don't care until the public does.

R125 peac.h502

R127 GQ has ties to Hammer so they hardly count. As you said the ordinary public could care less what Armie Hammer does.

R129 They were dissing him!

Here is the article in question:

R116 Lmao. I haven't read any of this because I knew it would read like poorly written fan fiction. The press won't touch it for that reason alone. It's fiction. Armie barely has a cock. There must be an open secret in Hollywood that he's gay. You can't silence everyone. Someone eventually talks.

The real only threat of these being printed in the paper is if any of these make their way into court because of a divorce trial à la Johnny Depp, and we saw how that destroyed his career.

However they will make their way around Hollywood and will affect his castibility. I think he will get replaced in the JLo movie because he is expendable in that, and it would be poisonous to pitch him to female audiences with these texts out there. However other projects like that espionage thing with Mads Mikaelson (sp) shouldn’t be a problem because those projects are geared toward men.

But ultimately his age, loss of looks, bad PR and string of critical failures was already veering him into character actor territory and now he will probably be permanently stuck there.

R130 they were degaying him.

R134 LMAO GQ are the chief Charmies.

R133 jlo is producing the film. She's aging and in decline actress married to a closeted, doper. This is hardly a prestige project. Armie might also be taking a reduced salary just to be in it. The film is a nothing Rom Com. Gigli 2.0. Will it even ever get made in the post Covid Hollywood?

R135 they serve two purposes. To keep him relevant with his only fanbase, the Charmies and to degay him for the general public.

Is it my imagination or has Liz avoided showing the kids faces?

R138 I don’t think so? She recently posted them at a sailing lesson and mentioned people asking about the scar-prevention strip on FH’s cheek.

R128 wth why would she have a peach themed finsta? was it confirmed its hers?

It's a good job TD's agent is already bald I guess.

Saves having to pull out his own hair.

R139 Yes but since then. Seems like she made a concerted effort to avoid capturing images in the latest. Would be interesting if this continues.

TD is such a terrible actor, he should just go ahead and retire. He could just BDSM full time, the slightly adult subbies would worship him and he could have all the attention he wants.

R143 Yes. He needs to stop Dom-ing us civilians with his painful acting.

R144 😂 I do not consent to this, Trash Daddy!!

Although to be honest I'd rather be fucked up the arse at knifepoint than have to sit through Wounds again.

R143 actor Richard Ruccolo abandoned acting to become a full-time swinger, so it has precedent

R136 the film already has distribution deals with Lionsgate and Amazon. It may be a stupid romcom but they still expect to open it in theaters and will have to promote it. While the texts are only being talked about on a few sites like this, there is the threat that if the divorce goes sour in the courts then they will become public and get printed in the tabloids. Can you imagine trying to sell a film whose male star fantasizes about raping women at knifepoint? Better to recast him with someone else.

Can someone photoshop Armie’s face onto the rape sloth 🦥

OMFG 🤬 🙀

Sorry but I’m hysterical about these girls falling out and going to the ER 😂😂😂 get a fucking grip drama queens.

I just have this image of all these bony bitches dropping like flies 😂😂😂

R150 thanks for screenshots!!

R151 You haven't heard the stories yet.

“BRB fam, I have to go untie my kitten across town, she says her stomach is starting to digest itself.”

I screencapped what Effie shared on her story. Damn. What a pillock Armie is.

R138 R142 She just storied Ford and Harper, so it’s quite clear there was no injunction against showing the children. He just hasn’t been around them. And no wonder!

🙀😿😾

I thought you were supposed to give the taxi driver a tip not show him your tip?

R154 I’ve seen the screenshots of the stories. They were all fucking the guy aware he was cheating on his wife and lying to her and he was cheating on all of them and lying to all of them also? I mean...

R160 There are more stories you haven't heard yet.

the biggest bowl of popcorn on earth would not be enough for this 😂😂😂

Shagging round the back of the bins.

Way to go Trash Daddy.

R161 Okay well then I’m waiting with bated breath to find out what’s so shocking that girls are falling out and going to the ER.

To think this man has a daughter

R165 He lived in a feminist household remember

Absolutely no toxic masculinity at all

He told us

He said RGB was a superhero without a cape and a great role model for his daughter

Not sure what kind of role model he is?

R166 I see why he wanted to be an actor now. His whole life is a lie

The quote about Polanski when he said if you looked at any artist's history you would find stuff.

Sure hits different now

Can someone ask that taxi driver if he took a dick pic for us?

It has to be so exhausting to keep all this shit up. Charades within charades on top of charades. Wild that it stayed somewhat hidden for so long.

R170 That's what the wife and kids were for.

R167 nailed it. Like Peter Sellers. When acting is all you ever do, you might as well get paid for it.

R172 He's a narcissist.

The act is that's he's human.

So the appeal of Elizabeth was not that she was a mother surrogate, but that she was a personality surrogate. A beard for appearing human.

R174 Also..

"You can't tell anyone about us. I'll lose my kids who I love very much"

"Erm... Hoppy??

and the other one"

Did he say that?

R166 He also told people that he cares about gay rights and then he took money from Saudi Arabia to spread their propaganda which is probably the most antidemocratic and homophobic thing you can do.

This guy doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. He will do and say anything to get ahead. Through and Through a fake person.

Even though he worked with every big name in the industry they won't cast him again. Directors notice that shit.

CJ now has HER DM's open for an AMA. I wonder if she'll post anything about this TD situation?

The girls over at Lipstick Alley have also started posting about this. I'm waiting for it to hit ONTD, where they hate TD and would have an absolute FIELD day with this news.

They will cast him if audiences don’t mind paying money to watch him. This isn’t in the main stream gossip media. Now if someone actually files something and they cannot shut them up, like FK and Shia, then you’ll see his casting calls fall.

thank you R158 for providing the public service.

Some of him most intense stans on IG are being very quiet lol

WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

That lipstick alley story from last year doesn't sound all that crazy anymore, doesn't it.

R182

what the actual FUCK

Someone tweet this to WME.

What was the LSA story

R186

Probably not save to talk about here, because every time it comes up, the thread gets deleted. On Datalounge and LSA. It was a hookup gone wrong story.

About the driver. I think it's his Brit driver Hughie. They are buddies... He liked anti-Liz posts.

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

R188 eww, I think you are right.

R183 Exactly what I've been thinking. And he got away with it. This story is becoming more disturbing than entertaining.

R186 Someone made a sexual assault accusation, that he met a woman on Tinder, tied her up, and did things she did not consent to. Allegedly. However, it would be consistent with his hobby.

Hotel Adlon is the famous hotel in Berlin BTW

😾😾😾😾

R175 No. He didn't say that.

I was role playing.

Hey Trash Daddy - Did I role play it good? Just how you like it?

He needs boner pills to fuck his wife?

He needs boner pills to fuck his wife?

Well.

I guess we all know what-in-the hell Primal Hunting is now.

Sorry for double post. DL is broken right now.

R196 thats all your taking from this?

Hear me out. If TD is such a sex addicted, bdsm, mind games playing dom. Most of his time spent on it. Messaging, organising, lying, fantasising, practising it. With a bunch of these girls/women. I wonder if he crosses his presumed hetero boundery. How does a man like that play a sensuele, sexual love story. In a very liberal bubble. Created by Luca, who desires him. Who knows his kinks in PGs scenario. How does it link to the flirtatious promo. The luck of the univers connection. T calling A a roadmap as actor, man, husband and father?! Was he really believing it at the time? Was he charmed and gromed like the others? Could he himself been a kitten, not in the know? And by this I don't mean a charmie narrative. But T being dragged into it like the rest. They were close for two years. T even lived with the Hammers for a while. There's probably a story there too. Of some kind. As even Luca new about TD.

Jesus what a sack of shit. Shitting on his wife to these women then shitting on them to his wife then shitting on them to each other.

The way he expresses himself is so god damn embarrassing and so not sexy at all 😂😂😂

R200 😂😂😂😂😂 tf outta here with that stupidness.

R201 Right!

I'd be like "Don't speak. If you speak you'll spoil it!"

Maybe I'd better just book him during 'deep throat week' and turn the tables.

R200 Yes, I think it's possible T could have gotten manipulated like the others. We all make mistakes. Bisexuality exists. Not a stupid theory at all.

r199, no, but for (in his mind) a reputed sex god, it startled me. Unless he's trying to tell that kitten that she's the only one that turns him on in a weird way.

Is there any proof any of this is real? Like when the Russian posted her stuff, she posted a video of her going into her Instagram DMs and scrolling through, showing they all actually existed. Anything like that for this set of leaks? The slow drip-drip of screenshots is suspicious.

R206 I haven’t seen anything like the RK scrolling video for Effie. I believe she’s legit 🤷🏻‍♀️ The messages just don’t really seem like what a person would make up if they were making this elaborate fake DM to out TD as an asshole.

R206 no there isn’t, which is why it is so funny to watch the crazed Armie haters eat it up without one ounce of critical thoughts 😂

R207 are you dumb? 🤔

Why involve TC in this? A was doing this before, during, and after CMBYN. Why would he suddenly decide that he decided, for six weeks, he was going after cock instead of pussy? Only Charmie believe the luck of the universe nonsense. All that was PR to sell the movie. There have always been rumors about women for both A and T in Crema. T had a local gf, and now we know A had a kitten flown in.

R208 I really didn’t want to hate TD. I thought CMBYN was sexy as hell (even though the only false notes in the film of course came from TD’s terrible acting), and kinda loved that he was a freaky fuck.

You all know that CMBYN was a movie, right? Like - ACTING?

R209 I mean, sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm not saying she couldn't be making it all up, but holy shit. She's got the greatest imagination of all time if this is fake. She's made up messages on multiple platforms, from multiple years, talking about and WITH multiple individuals who have also been linked to him, that matches up with known info about him (travel schedules which are easy to check, for example)....not to mention there's some serious shit in there. If it's fake, she's setting herself up for the lawsuit of the fucking century. "I'll remove your head from your body" and "that time I raped you with a knife" (even though i agree with someone above that it was very likely consensual) are NOT casual things to write.

Has anybody sent this thread to Anne Helen Peterson?

R200 lol for days. He didn't live with them. He stayed over some but was mostly out of LA filming. Even stayed with Kiernan for a bit. It was another of their "selling points" for the film. To show they were like family. PR at its finest

R200 it's called acting. Both of them played it up for promo and Chalamet distanced himself from him because he realized he's a train wreck.

Also this isn't the place to talk about that charmie crap. We exiled those people.

R216 it's true Timothee never lived at the Hammers but it's funny how all the charmies believe that lie. Who even started it?

R218 Timmy himself

Well. I don't believe in charmie. But I do feel that a personality like the one that is emerging from these stories has little bounderies. He did say he got a boner from fight-kissing Leo DiCaprio. Also gaybaiting probably. But still. Just a feeling I have. He likes to be adored by all. Hense the 'funny cheaky thirsting' on men on sm. I feel he just wants to dominate and be adored.

You clearly don’t get jokes R220. I feel sorry for you.

Someone sent the dm’s to DM. She’s smart enough to not repost all of them lol.

R221 It's a fucking worry innit!

I'm confused. Who is TD?

Trash Daddy a nickname Courtney gave to Armie after seeing it written on a garbage truck.

R193

I can smell your pussy

That Effie gal showed considerable media restraint for 3-4 years if it's true. But his judgement of the other girls went out the window after the breakup.

R227 Yes that's the issue here.

Him picking unsuitable gals

The Michael Phelps comment has made it to DeuxMoi

And Twitter

The Michael Phelps comment is so god damn cringe-y she should’ve run for her life.

I actually feel ill reading those texts. He reminds me so much of my narcissistic/controlling/sex-obsessed/cheating ex... ugh.

R232 Bingo!

Anyone who doesn't understand this story has not met a real life narcissist.

I just read the full texts on LSA. My mind is reeling at his stupidity and his illiteracy. Why write his garbage sex thoughts down in the first place? Only a narcissist would think these texts wouldn't come back to bite him in the ass. His team is going to have a lot of erasing to do. Not sure if it's even possible at this point. His humiliation is well deserved.

R234 yeah

Let's stick a fork in him

This bitch is done

R234 the easiest explanation is that he wanted subconsciously to get caught. Same reason he conducted trysts in his and Elizabeth’s bed.

R236 Nope.

He's just a dumb cunt

Did he ever care about his children? I know the answer already. I'm just sitting here, gobsmacked. He's kind of....a monster.

R328 If this is true then that's the worst thing of all isn't it? Its not the cheating or kinky sex.

To actually lie to someone and manipulate them into falling for you just so you can walk off and ENJOY that experience is just sick.

No normal human being does that.

But oh oh oh - don't gate-keep my pain!! My mental health is sooooo important.

I hope this guy is destroyed

It's called Sadism. He's a sadist, straight up.

From a 2010 interview promoting The Social Network:

There’s also been some discussion about whether the film is misogynistic. Were you surprised by that?

Not too surprised. When my wife first saw the movie — and she’s about a hair’s breadth away from being a feminist — she said, “I don’t like the way it portrays women.” I had the same reaction, but I was like, “Baby, this is Harvard in the year 2000, when these guys are on top of the world and think that nothing can touch them. They’re the rulers of the universe, and of course these guys think that way.” [italic]

Maybe when I was 19 and in college, I was thinking the same way.

he's literally always been a douchebag and people only put up with it because he used to be hot

It's like he has a weird need to impress Luca and presumably other high status men with his pets and how easy it was to control them.

The weirdest thing in all this is that he needed viagra to have sex with his wife. That's such a weird little detail. Does that mean he can't get it up at all without viagra, or that he wasn't attracted to his wife?

Why did Liz ever marry him???? I mean I don't think she's a particularly nice person, but she didn't deserve this. No one does. Is it a waking nightmare for her now to realize that she married and had kids with this person? How much did she know, how far back did she know it, and how much did she ignore and for how long?

R245 I think that was more just to insult EC to whatever kitten it was he said it to. “Oh I have to take a pill to even fuck her” sort of thing. I’m

R247 Of course it was.

Gross as usual

R244 Yes. That part is particularly sickening. A bad reflection on Luca too as he seems amused by this kitten business.

R245 Given his proclivities (the violent rape fetish), I'm not surprised he can't function normally in the bedroom without kink. There's something deeply wrong with him.

I also want to congratulate the contributors to the Armie threads. Turns out, we're not crazy. We always knew there was a deeper, weirder story beneath the surface.

It's full on on the deux moi Facebook page. Someone is sharing the ss there.

I can imagine as a manipulating prick, that he used the technique of referring to fucking his wife as an awful chore (so much so, that he has to take a Viagra to even get hard to even do it) as his way of maintaining the illusion, to the kitten, that theirs was real relationship, and the wife was a pesky nuisance. Rather than the the kitten being the pest and the infiltrator of the sanctity of his marriage, which is the reality.

DOUCHE

R249 Yes!

Welcome to the sick twisted world we've had to live in for years!

Finally karma is coming for this whiny little bitch.

R251 You really need help.

I have ZERO respect for any of these dumb whores. Play EXTREMELY STUPID games, win EXTREMELY SHITTY prizes.

Liz was an aging starlet and unsuccessful Hollywood golddigger who figured she had lucked out in marrying a monied heir who was actually younger than her. At her most cynical, she’d probably believed if the marriage didn’t work it would be a pump and dump situation... he’d pump two kids and her and she’d dump him after 10 years and be set for life.

Her desire for status and fame outweighed the bad sense of marrying an immature 23 year old man.

R255 An “aging starlet?” 😂 she was in her fucking 20’s you fruit loop 😂

in one of those early interviews he said "my wife says I have a frontal lobe issue" well hot damn if THAT didn't turn out to be true lol

At 27 you are an aging starlet. Starlets in Hollywood are like 16 to 24.

R253 Why? Because I mentioned "sanctity of marriage"? Look, I don't even believe in marriage anymore frankly. But what I was saying, is that he was using manipulative spin to maintain the illusion on these girls, that his "kitten" was his real relationship and the wife (who, yes, he put a ring on it and created a family with) was a meaningless nuisance. And the kittens ate that shit up, allowing themselves to believe the ruse, allowing it to assuage any threat of guilt or remorse, instead of seeing themselves as the unethical and very stupid whores that there really were.

I mean, we are talking about Armie Hammer and his insane sadistic warped mind and his incessant compulsive, destructive cheating. But I am the one that needs the help. Ok.

The Liz haters are mad.

Do not engage

The screenshots are on Twitter. Armie will be canceled momentarily.

DM has another anon story about an A list actor who is known to date non celebs and is featured a lot on their insta.

From 2013 in NYC - Dips out of the cinema after the film starts on their 3rd date and then ghosts this young woman because she told him in the car over there that she wasn't ready to have sex with him yet.

R261 Halleluja!

I can finish off my spare room now lol.

Get help though - why not fuck off and die?

Takes a (1/2)British woman to properly stick the knife in

So proud!!!

R261 I might’ve helped them get there 😂😂😂

R265 not sure that is something you want to admit publicly/be proud of lol

R265 Well I'm proud of you too babes!

I myself have been working behind the scenes on a few things too...

A lot of people like kinky stuff, but knives and cutting? That's a bit too far.

R267 yeah I feel terrible.

R269 Its the deliberate emotional cruelty that pushed my buttons.

No-one consented to that.

R267 Yeah exposing a POS is really terrible thing to do lol.

This is getting soooooo good. It is just a matter of time before this all goes mainstream. And if it doesn't? Then we know Hammer money is paying off every major news source in the world. And...hmm...I guess that would suck.

OMG 😹

Sooooo?

Is Rachel Weisz part of TD's PR team?

I mean that's the usual story no?

R271 Right? I’m kinky af. People can consent to whatever, I don’t give a fuck. Obviously these girls did not consent to the emotional manipulation and I would argue he got consent for other shit under false pretenses so it wasn’t fucking consent. Fuck him.

😹😹😹😹

Some have been right about him for a very long time now

The Sisterhood will take care of him now.

The ultimate humiliation for a Dominant Daddy lol.

R278 Yes. It felt like years.

Oh wait - it was years.

We tried to warn you all but who wants to listen to haters and antis?

R282 They've been doing that for hours

Y'all know that's not actually Rachel Weisz who tweeted that yeah?

R284 Fuck. It isn't is it?

I thought she had a low follower count.

Still its made its way to Twitter so fingers crossed!

Who had “cannibalism” on their bingo card?

r286 what the actual fuck am I reading here??

That's not cannibalism, that's just being a gross carnivore

No he is saying he wants to eat her flesh.

I was gonna say, how could they date a married guy who has kids and expect him to be anything but trash... But holy shit, those last texts. Nobody deserves to end up with this kind of freak.

Those DMs look fake

How are the stans/charmies doing? Pretending it’s not happening and/or pretending it’s fake?

The IG message infrastructure doesn’t look like that though. Lol. And where did her messages go?

Some are whatsapp messages

Don't take everything literally. A guy never sait to you: I want to eat you ? That made him cannibal ?? No

When most men say they want to eat you, they just want to lick your pussy, but Armie explicitly connects his desire to cannibalism.

When she posts a photo, I will start to believe her

And look, the haters on Twitter are the usual Timmy stans lolll

[quote]And the kittens ate that shit up, allowing themselves to believe the ruse, allowing it to assuage any threat of guilt or remorse, instead of seeing themselves as the unethical and very stupid whores that there really were.

Read this thread v. carefully. You'll see why we've had a couple of posters who get so pissed when we dare to question anything or suggest the kittens were anything less than angelic victims in this shit show.

Hi E and mk! 😸😸😸

But wait, I thought Armie was gay and in love with Ratboy?

Why is he such a pussyhound?

I wonder how the “he’s closeted” poster explains away this....

R304 Oh stuff it, you silly hissing drama queen.

No denial tho, R307, right? 😸

I still can't see things on Imgur. What does that say?

Why do none of these screenshots have timestamps? They all seem a little too neat. No clips of other messages, no timestamps, etc. And she's obviously enjoying the attention.

R312 So what if she’s enjoying the attention? I would be too but I never would have been able to keep quiet as long as she did 😂

R313 Was just about to say this ^^^^ I don't care if she's loving the attention. I'm loving the information. And why not make lemonade out of lemons? It's DELICIOUS.

R313 Because someone genuinely unburdening years of repressed abuse don't tend to enjoy doing so in the way she seems to be, asking whether she should continue, etc.

R313 “repressed abuse?” Tf are you even talking about? I think I’ll not consider you an expert 😂

R315 I actually hear what you are saying. But in this case, I think it's more like she got royally fucked over, and so is now ready to royally fuck HIM over. Whatever BDSM games they were playing, head games, any of it, she was a willing participant. He didn't take her hostage. I am sure this woman feels rage, hurt, betrayal and all the rest. I do not, however, think she has PTSD. Or has fear. This is not someone who seems afraid of her assailant. She's just PISSSSSSED.

That script is for The Minutes.

In a way, she's protecting herself by making public his threat about separating her head from her body. If anything happens to her now, he'll be the prime suspect. People thinks he's a sociopath now.

A sociopath who hates tomatoes, by the looks of it.

That is indeed the minutes script. Gotta say, he's got nice handwriting - he's a complete psycho but at least he has nice penmanship 😂

Nice that you can see the tattoo super clearly. I mean there's no doubt this is him just like there wasn't any doubt about russian kitty's photos which also showed his tattoos. So far all of it seems to be checking out as legit which is absolutely wild and I'm living for it.

Could she be any more dramatic? Lol

And this doesn’t prove that all the crazy messages are real, lolll

More importantly why would you get a burrata salad and not eat the tomatoes. That's like...a third of the entire meal...? The fuck.

R325 Cuz he is a loner, Dotty. A rebel.

I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

He's a psychopath and a cornball.

The countdown has begun. 24 hours for him to apologize.

No translation app necessary!

R330 My favorite tweet ever

Judging by how indiscreet he has been about his affairs the whole time (the public may not have known, but it looks like his inner circle, including Liz, must have been at least partly aware of what he was up to), I think being found out is part of his kink. He sends girls DMs from his main social media accounts and his Fetlife profile has his real name and photo. No one who gave the slightest fuck about being secretive would do that (yeah, he's dumb, but not that dumb). It makes him feel powerful to know he can get away with this bullshit with minimal consequences. His tiny little dick is probably rock hard right now, knowing that we know he was able to manipulate all those women.

I'm dying over some of these tweets. I also saw the countdown on PG's stories, I hardly think he'll respond, though. What'll happen if the clock gets to zero?? Hopefully something fun.

huh the post on the DM fb page is gone now. DM must either not think they're real or is worried the hammer lawyers will be out for blood.

R336 I feel like I’ve seen people saying that ~anything that gets reported on the DM fb gets removed...if so, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of his stans reported it, LOL.

Don't let this guy buy you a bottle of Chianti

Armie-Geddon Countdown clock

LMAO!

Can we get a public apology for your acting too Trash Daddy?

The Evelyn referred here is Evelyn Karamanos, his awful publicist

Somebody here tweet her and ask her how she can continue to represent such a vile misogynist

ROFL

😹😹😹😹

😹😹😹😹

Co-signed

Dead

An audio recording of Armie acknowledging the DMs was posted by Switch. His career is over.

This sounds like something he would have sent to his publicist or agent. Who is Switch really?

That audio. Christ he is simultaneously so pretentious and ineloquent. Oh so unique and rare no one can understand because they’re all so vanilla. No, you’re just a fucking moron.

R348 'Safe space'

For who?

I wonder if this is from the original Russian DMs era because he says he came across as cringey.

That wouldn't cover the new set? Was there a plan for a media response if they had gone mainstream?

I started a new thread for the confession

Now. How does it go again...

I didn't cheat on you

It was a niche relationship

Get over it!

But drinking blood???

Neither lean nor hungry.

[quote] DM must either not think they're real or is worried the hammer lawyers will be out for blood

Did you notice how funny your phrasing was in this sentence, R336? Or is it just a coincidence?

So who pays the spousal support now?

Erm - what kind of toys are these?

R356 Yesterday she was doing a fashion shoot sprawled over the bonnet of a range rover wearing high heals and then posted an image of Ford scoffing up an ice cream with the caption 'Mood'

I guess her mood changed?

Perhaps it was the comments asking if her husband was a cannibal that brought things into focus.

A lot of Influencers will pre-choose a lot of photographs and phrases at the start of the week and will have a program that will post multiple times/daily for them, so it's not a tedious chore.. I'm guessing she has it, thus the tone-deaf post.

R267 Remember when I shouldn't have been proud of putting this asshole's asshholery on Twitter?? LMAO! Fuck you.

Armie is a very sick man.

Anyone else having problems posing on the other thread? It just keeps reloading and glitching.

R361 Its been like that days. Heavy traffic maybe

R362 ok. Thanks! :) I read in a completely different thread a while back that it sometimes happen when it’s nearing 600 but I don’t know if that’s true or not. Oh well

All this talk of kinks compels me to come clean and admit that I’d certainly pinch his buttocks!

You SCOUNDREL, R364!

It needed saying r365! I feel so much cleaner.