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How Do People Only Wipe Their Ass With TP?

It is fucking gross.

Most people think they are clean by just wiping their ass with toilet paper after taking a dump, but there is still so much shit left.

The only way to make sure you are totally clean is to take a piece of toilet paper drenched in soap and water and scrub until there is no more brown.

Why are people so gross?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 7:58 PM

Stupid post

by Anonymousreply 101/07/2021

A piece of toilet paper drenched in soap and water is MUSH, you simpleton.

by Anonymousreply 201/07/2021

Scat thread

by Anonymousreply 301/07/2021

Scrubbing with toilet paper, huh? Right.

Use pre-moistened wipes, dimwit.

by Anonymousreply 401/07/2021

OP = Howard Stern

by Anonymousreply 501/07/2021

Every household needs one of these.

I don't understand the toilet paper using nations at all. It's gross, ineffective, not very good for the environment, and only marginally hygienic.

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by Anonymousreply 601/07/2021

I don't know whats more pathetic. The fact that this thread was made, or that 7 ppl decided to respond.

by Anonymousreply 701/07/2021

I use bounty paper towels

by Anonymousreply 801/07/2021

I use sand paper, but fine grain sandpaper because my hiney is sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 901/07/2021

Don’t dare flush those wipes. They create fatbergs- congealed masses of crap that clog sewers.

by Anonymousreply 1001/07/2021

OP, how to blind people know when they've wiped enough?

by Anonymousreply 1101/07/2021

I employ a German scar gimp to lick it clean.

by Anonymousreply 1201/07/2021

Helga I’m not made at you I’m mad at the shit!

by Anonymousreply 1301/07/2021

Well, your name is not Aaron!

by Anonymousreply 1401/07/2021

Wet warm washcloth

by Anonymousreply 1501/07/2021

I got a toilet bidet for Christmas — now I only use TP to dry my tush. I feel cleaner, and my tush certainly is. Wish I got one years ago.

My mother has the electronic one, like they have in Japan. I’m jealous. Brondell is a great one.

by Anonymousreply 1601/07/2021

If you really want the instruction manual, just google it, OP

by Anonymousreply 1701/07/2021

Showering AFTER you go is an option OP.

by Anonymousreply 1801/07/2021

Just how nasty and messy are your shits OP? I have a normal digestive system and only have to wipe once (and it’s usually barely dirty) . If you need to shower to clean that messy ass after you shit you have serious digestive issues and a horrible diet.

by Anonymousreply 1901/07/2021

Once you get a TOTO Washlet toilet seat, you'll never look back. It's awesome! So clean and civilized!

by Anonymousreply 2001/07/2021

Baby wipes by toilet. One wipe, followed with TP, done. Easy Peasy.

by Anonymousreply 2101/07/2021


by Anonymousreply 22Last Monday at 5:56 PM

Wet and hypoallergenic wipes. Simple et clean.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Monday at 6:04 PM

Some people don't even do that much.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Monday at 6:07 PM

Dear OP, do you use a bidet to clean your hands and your ass after taking a shit? Would you drink water from a water fountain thousands of people used to clean their holes after taking a dump?

by Anonymousreply 25Last Monday at 6:55 PM

This is hardly a topic for polite company.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Monday at 6:56 PM

If you eat a proper diet (mostly plant-based, low carb, little meat and processed foods) wiping your ass is not messy at all.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Monday at 7:06 PM

Old bits of dried hoofs.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Monday at 7:30 PM

Unless you’re about to get rimmed, and even then, who cares?

by Anonymousreply 29Last Monday at 7:39 PM

If you were truly anal retentive, OP, you wouldn't have to do that.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Monday at 7:42 PM

I bought a bidet. It’s fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Monday at 7:44 PM

I want a Toto seat, but I don't want a fucking extension cord running from my toilet to the nearest plug........ Stayed at a hotel that had the Toto washlet, & it was wonderful!!!!

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 7:53 PM

I used one of those Totos at somebody’s house one time. I just thought it was a funny looking toilet. When I sat down the seat was warm and it really freaked me out! It’s a great idea but I just use a portable bidet. Works very well!

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 7:58 PM
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