How Do People Only Wipe Their Ass With TP?

Stupid post

A piece of toilet paper drenched in soap and water is MUSH, you simpleton.

Scat thread

Scrubbing with toilet paper, huh? Right.

Use pre-moistened wipes, dimwit.

OP = Howard Stern

Every household needs one of these.

I don't understand the toilet paper using nations at all. It's gross, ineffective, not very good for the environment, and only marginally hygienic.

I don't know whats more pathetic. The fact that this thread was made, or that 7 ppl decided to respond.

I use bounty paper towels

I use sand paper, but fine grain sandpaper because my hiney is sensitive.

Don’t dare flush those wipes. They create fatbergs- congealed masses of crap that clog sewers.

OP, how to blind people know when they've wiped enough?

I employ a German scar gimp to lick it clean.

Helga I’m not made at you I’m mad at the shit!

Well, your name is not Aaron!

Wet warm washcloth

I got a toilet bidet for Christmas — now I only use TP to dry my tush. I feel cleaner, and my tush certainly is. Wish I got one years ago.

My mother has the electronic one, like they have in Japan. I’m jealous. Brondell is a great one.

If you really want the instruction manual, just google it, OP

Showering AFTER you go is an option OP.

Just how nasty and messy are your shits OP? I have a normal digestive system and only have to wipe once (and it’s usually barely dirty) . If you need to shower to clean that messy ass after you shit you have serious digestive issues and a horrible diet.

Once you get a TOTO Washlet toilet seat, you'll never look back. It's awesome! So clean and civilized!

Baby wipes by toilet. One wipe, followed with TP, done. Easy Peasy.

Hawt

Wet and hypoallergenic wipes. Simple et clean.

Some people don't even do that much.

Dear OP, do you use a bidet to clean your hands and your ass after taking a shit? Would you drink water from a water fountain thousands of people used to clean their holes after taking a dump?

This is hardly a topic for polite company.

If you eat a proper diet (mostly plant-based, low carb, little meat and processed foods) wiping your ass is not messy at all.

Old bits of dried hoofs.

Unless you’re about to get rimmed, and even then, who cares?

If you were truly anal retentive, OP, you wouldn't have to do that.

I bought a bidet. It’s fabulous.

I want a Toto seat, but I don't want a fucking extension cord running from my toilet to the nearest plug........ Stayed at a hotel that had the Toto washlet, & it was wonderful!!!!

I used one of those Totos at somebody’s house one time. I just thought it was a funny looking toilet. When I sat down the seat was warm and it really freaked me out! It’s a great idea but I just use a portable bidet. Works very well!