Elizabeth from Knoxville, TN is in tears because she was maced while breaking into Capitol

stupid cunt

Christ, that’s what she wears to a Revolution? She knew it was going to be televised???

dumb MAGA bitch (and I'm not referring to Tomi lahren, who is also a cunt)

"I got maced... pretty bad...."

"We're storming the Capitol - it's a revolution!"...

Another Karen.

“I’d like to speak to the manager of the capitol, now!”

I dunno, it sorta seems like she enjoyed it

Mace her in the pussy!

Bitch was wearing a piano scarf. Never trust a cunt on a piano scarf.

I mean, fuck her and death to all fascists. Being maced was the least she deserved.

But I also feel a bit sorry for her. She's clearly as dumb as a rock, has the pallor of the malnourished, and has no real understanding of what was happening today or the potential repercussions of her action. Today was probably the most exiting day of her life, and she doesn't even have the critical thinking skills to articulate why. And tomorrow, she'll go back to her sad, dull life in Knoxville, TN. Nothing will have changed, and all she'll have is the sad realisation that what she thought she wanted is as impossible as all the other disappointments of her unremarkable and insignificant life.

Sucks to be you, Elizabeth.

Some parts of Knoxville are great.

Just imagine if you were shot by billets and tear gassed. Knocked to the ground and beaten.

She looks like a great big fat person!

[quote]Christ, that’s what she wears to a Revolution? She knew it was going to be televised???

Forget the Capitol Police -- where were the FASHION Police?

She's lucky she didn't receive the death penalty for that outfit!

Even the President shouldn't be able to pardon that fashion crime!

Elizabeth should expect a call from the Feds.

Poor thing, she probably spent her entire stimulus check on this revolution and all she got was maced in the face. What will she do for bail money?

We could send her a "I went to the revolution and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" shirt, size XXXL of course.

Did she get to purchase her “I stormed the capitol and only got maced in the face!” T-shirt on the way out of town?

A radicalized frau clearly enjoying an illegal substance.

Trust me, she is a Hilaria plant to draw frau ire away from her.

A funny thing happened on my way to the revolution... I got maced!

She looks suspiciously like a young Janeane Garofalo.

Is this some sort of Andy Kaufman bullshit?

I unfortunately live in Knoxville and someone on the Reddit page said they saw her stealing toilet paper from a local gas station.

Can’t make this shit up.

I like how her boyfriend is so supportive of her hobbies despite what looks like a lack of interest in politics himself

R24 And she likely has a purse full of sugar packets, no doubt.

What? You guys think a revolution demands designer clothes for the lady storm troopers? Take a look at the the guys...

These aren't BLM protesters, so we know they have no inherent sense of style. Besides, Knoxville is hardly the designer capital of the world.

The piano scarf is her lucky talisman from gramma that she wears to all exciting events like this. She was lucky she wasn't shot or beaten off with a baton.

I hope she and her family lose their jobs and become homeless and she dies in the gutter where she belongs. Grease fire, cunt!

Tomi needs to have her skull cracked. She’s as much of a psycho shit-stirrer as Don Jr.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Maced? And here I thought the dysentery and smallpox at Valley Forge were burdensome.

(But it’s more of a bother being the namesake of the city this trifling cunt calls home.)

Tomi is a hypocrite

R28 What did her family do, you dumbass?

Like a lot of recent protestors, she probably got caught up in her free speech moment. It's only when things turned ugly that she might have had a realization that destroying property is still illegal. I saw this in the Village (NY) last Spring. People I would normally see on their MACs at Starbucks were lighting dumpster fires.

Is Ptomaine still trying to be politically relevant?

A baseball bat to the head is what Elizabeth really deserved.

She wasn't maced, she was rubbing an onion into her eyes. Literally.

[quote] A baseball bat to the head is what Elizabeth really deserved.

Or tire iron to the cunt.

Tami needs to stfu she’s about to be cancelled.

Does anyone else think she sounds mildly retarded?

Huh, I thought people would be interested in knowing that Elizabeth faked being maced, but guess not.

R41 it’s just not shocking. Nothing those people do is shocking

thanks, r41. what a cunt she is!

R37 Ah, the old onion in a towel trick, huh? Does our Elizabeth fancy herself an actress! Has she been frustrated that the community theater has been closed during lockdown and no one has been able to see her riveting one woman production of Steel Magnolias show? Political street theatre is better than no theater at all!

She’s hideous

What will she get? Ten years?

30 years from now she will be a filthy, gibbering bag lady on the streets of some Southern city.

Doesn’t she know there’s no crying in the revolution??

R48 Only Moscow does not believe in tears.

Her name is Elizabeth Koch and she’s from Maryland.

White women are exhausting.

This happened because white women, regardless of their politics, think they are invincible.

Wasn't the onion a remedy for the mace?

Oh, Elizabeth. You need to learn how to dress for success and never give out your real name.

Elizabeth Koch? As in Charles and David Koch?

The best way to fight the Elizabeths of the world is with satire and parody. And prosecution. But I'll take this in the meantime. This kid is a genius.

Did she think mace contained soothing eye drops? These people do not belong here. They are from another place and time.

I love her primitivism.

Would a little aloe be too much to ask?

I mean, we’re not animale!

She embodies the entire mentality of the deplorables. They talk revolution but white people have rarely had to revolt against anything so they have no idea what revolution even means.

She seems low IQ. I would love to hear more from her, more about her politics

They was fraud, r61. Frauyd! Big frauyd!

What more you want’in to know?

We call it revolution! Somebody needs to remix that bitch with this song. I’m too lazy.

She may be a bit slow. Bless her heart.

R63, you asked and DL delivers

"I'm white. This never should have happened to me."

She illegally attempted to enter, and did enter by a foot, so she needs to be charged for that alone. Also attempted insurrection. It would have been much better if those Capitol police hadn't let everyone get away.

I've known many women like this. Violent aggressors who turn into fragile little princesses the moment whoever they're attacking attacks back.

Scum of the Earth

She's everywhere!