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Elizabeth from Knoxville, TN is in tears because she was maced while breaking into Capitol


The white privileged entitlement shocks me sometimes. These people really thought nothing would happen.

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by Anonymousreply 7001/12/2021

stupid cunt

by Anonymousreply 101/06/2021

Christ, that’s what she wears to a Revolution? She knew it was going to be televised???

by Anonymousreply 201/06/2021

dumb MAGA bitch (and I'm not referring to Tomi lahren, who is also a cunt)

by Anonymousreply 301/06/2021

"I got maced... pretty bad...."

"We're storming the Capitol - it's a revolution!"...

Another Karen.

by Anonymousreply 401/06/2021

“I’d like to speak to the manager of the capitol, now!”

by Anonymousreply 501/06/2021

I dunno, it sorta seems like she enjoyed it

by Anonymousreply 601/06/2021

Mace her in the pussy!

by Anonymousreply 701/06/2021

Bitch was wearing a piano scarf. Never trust a cunt on a piano scarf.

by Anonymousreply 801/06/2021

I mean, fuck her and death to all fascists. Being maced was the least she deserved.

But I also feel a bit sorry for her. She's clearly as dumb as a rock, has the pallor of the malnourished, and has no real understanding of what was happening today or the potential repercussions of her action. Today was probably the most exiting day of her life, and she doesn't even have the critical thinking skills to articulate why. And tomorrow, she'll go back to her sad, dull life in Knoxville, TN. Nothing will have changed, and all she'll have is the sad realisation that what she thought she wanted is as impossible as all the other disappointments of her unremarkable and insignificant life.

Sucks to be you, Elizabeth.

by Anonymousreply 901/06/2021

Some parts of Knoxville are great.

by Anonymousreply 1001/06/2021

Just imagine if you were shot by billets and tear gassed. Knocked to the ground and beaten.

by Anonymousreply 1101/06/2021

She looks like a great big fat person!

by Anonymousreply 1201/06/2021

[quote]Christ, that’s what she wears to a Revolution? She knew it was going to be televised???

Forget the Capitol Police -- where were the FASHION Police?

by Anonymousreply 1301/06/2021

She's lucky she didn't receive the death penalty for that outfit!

by Anonymousreply 1401/06/2021

Even the President shouldn't be able to pardon that fashion crime!

by Anonymousreply 1501/06/2021

Elizabeth should expect a call from the Feds.

by Anonymousreply 1601/06/2021

Poor thing, she probably spent her entire stimulus check on this revolution and all she got was maced in the face. What will she do for bail money?

by Anonymousreply 1701/06/2021

We could send her a "I went to the revolution and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" shirt, size XXXL of course.

by Anonymousreply 1801/06/2021

Did she get to purchase her “I stormed the capitol and only got maced in the face!” T-shirt on the way out of town?

by Anonymousreply 1901/06/2021

A radicalized frau clearly enjoying an illegal substance.

by Anonymousreply 2001/06/2021

Trust me, she is a Hilaria plant to draw frau ire away from her.

by Anonymousreply 2101/06/2021

A funny thing happened on my way to the revolution... I got maced!

by Anonymousreply 2201/06/2021

She looks suspiciously like a young Janeane Garofalo.

Is this some sort of Andy Kaufman bullshit?

by Anonymousreply 2301/06/2021

I unfortunately live in Knoxville and someone on the Reddit page said they saw her stealing toilet paper from a local gas station.

Can’t make this shit up.

by Anonymousreply 2401/06/2021

I like how her boyfriend is so supportive of her hobbies despite what looks like a lack of interest in politics himself

by Anonymousreply 2501/06/2021

R24 And she likely has a purse full of sugar packets, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 2601/06/2021

What? You guys think a revolution demands designer clothes for the lady storm troopers? Take a look at the the guys...

These aren't BLM protesters, so we know they have no inherent sense of style. Besides, Knoxville is hardly the designer capital of the world.

The piano scarf is her lucky talisman from gramma that she wears to all exciting events like this. She was lucky she wasn't shot or beaten off with a baton.

by Anonymousreply 2701/06/2021

I hope she and her family lose their jobs and become homeless and she dies in the gutter where she belongs. Grease fire, cunt!

by Anonymousreply 2801/06/2021

Tomi needs to have her skull cracked. She’s as much of a psycho shit-stirrer as Don Jr.

by Anonymousreply 2901/06/2021

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

by Anonymousreply 3001/06/2021

Maced? And here I thought the dysentery and smallpox at Valley Forge were burdensome.

(But it’s more of a bother being the namesake of the city this trifling cunt calls home.)

by Anonymousreply 3101/06/2021

Tomi is a hypocrite

by Anonymousreply 3201/07/2021

R28 What did her family do, you dumbass?

by Anonymousreply 3301/07/2021

Like a lot of recent protestors, she probably got caught up in her free speech moment. It's only when things turned ugly that she might have had a realization that destroying property is still illegal. I saw this in the Village (NY) last Spring. People I would normally see on their MACs at Starbucks were lighting dumpster fires.

by Anonymousreply 3401/07/2021

Is Ptomaine still trying to be politically relevant?

by Anonymousreply 3501/07/2021

A baseball bat to the head is what Elizabeth really deserved.

by Anonymousreply 3601/07/2021

She wasn't maced, she was rubbing an onion into her eyes. Literally.

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by Anonymousreply 3701/07/2021

[quote] A baseball bat to the head is what Elizabeth really deserved.

Or tire iron to the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3801/07/2021

Tami needs to stfu she’s about to be cancelled.

by Anonymousreply 3901/07/2021

Does anyone else think she sounds mildly retarded?

by Anonymousreply 4001/07/2021

Huh, I thought people would be interested in knowing that Elizabeth faked being maced, but guess not.

by Anonymousreply 4101/07/2021

R41 it’s just not shocking. Nothing those people do is shocking

by Anonymousreply 4201/07/2021

thanks, r41. what a cunt she is!

by Anonymousreply 4301/07/2021

R37 Ah, the old onion in a towel trick, huh? Does our Elizabeth fancy herself an actress! Has she been frustrated that the community theater has been closed during lockdown and no one has been able to see her riveting one woman production of Steel Magnolias show? Political street theatre is better than no theater at all!

by Anonymousreply 4401/07/2021

She’s hideous

by Anonymousreply 4501/07/2021

What will she get? Ten years?

by Anonymousreply 4601/07/2021

30 years from now she will be a filthy, gibbering bag lady on the streets of some Southern city.

by Anonymousreply 4701/07/2021

Doesn’t she know there’s no crying in the revolution??

by Anonymousreply 4801/07/2021

R48 Only Moscow does not believe in tears.

by Anonymousreply 4901/07/2021

Her name is Elizabeth Koch and she’s from Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 5001/07/2021

White women are exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 5101/07/2021

This happened because white women, regardless of their politics, think they are invincible.

by Anonymousreply 5201/07/2021

Wasn't the onion a remedy for the mace?

by Anonymousreply 5301/07/2021

Oh, Elizabeth. You need to learn how to dress for success and never give out your real name.

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by Anonymousreply 5401/07/2021

Elizabeth Koch? As in Charles and David Koch?

by Anonymousreply 5501/07/2021

The best way to fight the Elizabeths of the world is with satire and parody. And prosecution. But I'll take this in the meantime. This kid is a genius.

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by Anonymousreply 5601/12/2021

Did she think mace contained soothing eye drops? These people do not belong here. They are from another place and time.

by Anonymousreply 5701/12/2021

I love her primitivism.

by Anonymousreply 5801/12/2021

Would a little aloe be too much to ask?

I mean, we’re not animale!

by Anonymousreply 5901/12/2021

She embodies the entire mentality of the deplorables. They talk revolution but white people have rarely had to revolt against anything so they have no idea what revolution even means.

by Anonymousreply 6001/12/2021

She seems low IQ. I would love to hear more from her, more about her politics

by Anonymousreply 6101/12/2021

They was fraud, r61. Frauyd! Big frauyd!

What more you want’in to know?

by Anonymousreply 6201/12/2021

We call it revolution! Somebody needs to remix that bitch with this song. I’m too lazy.

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by Anonymousreply 6301/12/2021

She may be a bit slow. Bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 6401/12/2021

R63, you asked and DL delivers

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by Anonymousreply 6501/12/2021

"I'm white. This never should have happened to me."

by Anonymousreply 6601/12/2021

She illegally attempted to enter, and did enter by a foot, so she needs to be charged for that alone. Also attempted insurrection. It would have been much better if those Capitol police hadn't let everyone get away.

by Anonymousreply 6701/12/2021

I've known many women like this. Violent aggressors who turn into fragile little princesses the moment whoever they're attacking attacks back.

by Anonymousreply 6801/12/2021

Scum of the Earth

by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2021

She's everywhere!

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