I might let the caveman protestor fuck me.

I knew this post was coming ....

I might let him tickle my kitty as well.

No visible pains line. 😂I bet he’s small

This...is America.

Clearly you need to be dead—so your body can catch up with your brain, which must have died some time ago.

Fuck’s sake OP, go buy a dildo or something. What a fuckin’ freak show.

Momma's mussy is FLASH BANGING like a stun grenade in the Capitol Rotunda

His name is Jake Angeli.

FF this thread because this shit is not a joke

His name is Jake Angeli and he goes by The Q Shaman. Apparently he's a failed actor and singer.

Which Ice Age does his family roots go back to?

R9 So another Italian deplorable. What a surprise.

I'd sooner let one of the Golden Girls fuck me with a strapon.

I hear you but no. He’s not actually hot. I saw his Facebook page. Not attractive. It’s all the accoutrements that make him interesting on these photos.

He'd slit your throat before he fucked you.

He looks like an extra on the set of GAME OF THROATS.

He went there for Miz Lindz, not you OP.

Was Nick Sandmann there?

Mr. Q Shithead shares the touching story of how he got redpilled

Cute face.

for a minute i thot that was Jamoroqui

Meh - it's just the costume. He ain't all THAT.

Plus mental illness is extremely unsexy up close.

He’s MENTALLY ILL.

But, but ... I could heal him with mah LUV and mah magic bussy!

OP is fine. He only wants to fuck him. He's not seeking a life long friend or anything.

I saw him on ABC News earlier and remembered I had seen someone post a pic of him here saying he was hot!

It made me think of you drooling bitches in a fond way.

Have they arrested him; will he be pardoned?

“Well, its a living”.

Thank you, R25, for thinking of us and our neediness.

For all you Marys who getting the vapors over this thread, here is somebody more your speed.

Or this R29

R11, I agree — almost all Italian-American Republicans I know are the absolute stupidest people. Their grievances don’t even make sense because they can’t ever articulate the real reason. It’s all about endless dislike of and resentment against Black people.

He looks fucking terrifying in his candid pics. The rage, entitlement, delusion. And quit saying ‘Italian this or that’ that is a pure blood Arizona redneck and I know the type.

Uh, OP - turns out he's an actual Nazi.

Yuck. Some of you bitches need to raise your standards. I wouldn’t let this guy fuck me with his eyes, let alone any appendage. Too bad they didn’t shoot him just like that dumb cunt in the Trump cape.

Please shit in my mouth.

Looks like he'll soon be cage meat. Up to 20 years for seditious conspiracy.

Can you imagine Joan Rivers commenting on that get up?

R37 that old dried up bitch would be supporting her buddy, Trump. She was a bitter hateful cunt.

R33 The commentator (who ever they are) says the character 'Thor' is a Nazi.

R29, the MARY is you. What normal person gets that excited over a QAnon loon whose looks are okay at best?

I also knew this thread was coming, R1. It's any AWG who might possibly give you a second look with you bitches, isn't it....

If not for the unfortunate tattoos he might have a place in the DL Nipples to the Day pantheon.

It really is true: regardless of whether the object of a man's lust is male or female, they're all wired the same.

*Not ATTRACTED to mentally ill skanks in costumes

Go for it, op.

I hope he rips you to shreds.

He has a “kind” face. The “kind” I’d like to sit on.

R45 Beautiful teeth, Warren Beatty nose, silly skin-paint.

Sadly, there were some certified hotties among the stupid insurrectionist rioters today. I am very ashamed to admit I noticed how handsome some of them were. And I wish I could understand what brought them to this loooooooow state.

This Buffalo-Man could be as interesting as the so-called 'hot felon' who joined the Jet set.

[quote] I noticed how handsome some of them were

You need to get out more R48

R48 likes rough trade.

R48 = Jared Kushner

OP is just another sad, self loathing faggot lurking on DL.

[quote] how handsome some of them were

It's the mix of testosterone and adrenalin.

Some of those on the BLM riots said they were high on adrenalin every night rioting for 4 months.

Who's his stylist, Bob Mackie?

Most of them aren't even "rough trade" - they're just whiny incels

The commentator at R33 complains Buffalo Man is a Neo-Pagan. Therefore she is a Christian. Yes?

Get out where, R50? I live in NYC. I’ll go wherever you tell me to. I was obviously not referring to any of the fat, toothless neckbeards. I saw legitimately sexy 30something men. Quite a few of them. They were physically attractive to me; I didn’t say I like their politics or condone their actions today.

And I want to add, I don’t find OP’s guy hot, now that I’ve seen what he looks like without the fur on his head — yuck.

I also saw a short video of him with a well-known NYC street performer/protestor, and he’s a fucking anti-vaccine, Christian moron.

R48 is worse than Magda Goebbels.

I love him and think he's special

From the looks of him you'd smell him long before you'd see him.

Id much rather fuck John Sullivan who was just on Anderson Cooper, I think he'd enjoy it too!

Shall I send him to you when I am doing praying with him?

Op you'd LET the caveman protestor fuck you. OOO you're such a discerning bottom.

If he asked nicely, r65

The thing about modern Americans is that most of us of European extraction who are Gen X, Millennials and younger, are rarely 100% anything. I see anti-Italian bias here, but this guy could easily be just a fraction Italian and have several other ethnicities, like most Americans of European backgrounds who are post-Boomer generation.

This bitch will be caught at least

It’s an adult Pippi Longstockings on male hormones.

OP, let him fuck you to death as he chokes you. Bye.

OP can I have your stuff?

That guy looks how a bad salvia trip feels.

"If an armed mob storms the Capital building, you’d expect them to be sprayed with bullets. Racist cops have no argument after this."

"This is not just an issue of a double standard between BLM protesters and white, Republican rioters. It is an issue of safety and justice. Black people asking for accountability when police are violent were met with violence from police. White people attempting to stop an election by force is met with sympathy and seemingly unprepared officers. That’s an issue for everyone in America who values their own security."

That from The Independent with headline "What if the DC rioters were Black? I think we know the answer Today we saw police unprepared to deal with domestic white terrorists. In the summer, we saw peaceful protesters tear-gassed for the sake of a photo-op"

Is the viking going commando?

I do it and he give me itchy poosey.

What makes you think that R74?

That horn has been in melania’s cunt tonight

We could’ve guessed that Ms Schock, um I mean OP, so there was no need to share.

Seems like he's always wanted to be famous and finally found an outlet.

I’m offering him an inlet, r80.

My point OP is that you're a BOTTOM. Beggars can't be choosers and BOTTOMS can't be choosers.

What is so terrible about Op's HOTS for the caveman.

Plenty of DL Queens including myself find Hunter Biden HOT, even though he's an odious person.

He looks like he hasn't bathed since Y2K.

His name is Jake Angeli, taking a look at his facebook he was an ecologist and dabbled with neo pagan metaphysics. He used to post lots of material on Leo Dicaprio etc. I think he's a failed actor. I might have the link to his backstage profile, hang on.

Apparently right wingers are now theorizing his a crisis actor trying to pass as Q-anon supporter. A lot of new age/eco and pagan people turn to Q as a response against the establishment, as they perceive it. Same for the antivax movement.

I'm linking to his FB page, enjoy.

DT won't let me link to his facebook page, why?

His FB page is /yellowstonewolfff

Take a look at his videos on Youtube and see for yourselves.

Disgusting fascists!!!

But I do love me some angry role-playing daddies! Woof!!

He deleted his backstage page. The google cache won't show it. It only shows the beginning of their summary:

[quote] Jake Angeli; Actor/Voice Over Artist/Singer: I am a highly talented actor, voiceover artist and singer. I am capable of performing over 30 different voices and ......

[quote] But I do love me some angry role-playing daddies! Woof!!

The guy is 32, hardly a daddy.

He should go to prison. He deserves to be cage meat.

His YouTube channel is insane. This dude would rather kill you than fuck you, OP.

His old youtube videos are typical shamanic/pagan stuff. I've said this here before, new age people are turning massively to Q anon and conspiracy against vaccines and right wing nuttery.

I've followed for years that guy that made the Plandemic video, as a matter of fact I still do. He's a very progressive guy, used to post pictures about his young sons being free to choose their sexuality, playing with dolls. He promoted mostly progressive causes, but he is a new age type.

It's a new phenomenon that the alt right is recruiting people from new age/pagan groups, because they're already against the system, western medicine etc. not to mention in the case of pagans, white supremacists.

it's a frightening but interesting scenario.

This account claims to be his sister:

[quote] The “bad guys” didn’t want today’s vote to happen.

They planned on using ANTIFA to infiltrate the Capital to delay it.

They are now painting it as if my brother stormed the Capital and took control. Lmao.

But what ACTUALLY happened was that the bad guys paid off people to let the crowds through the barriers so they could claim that Trump supporters stormed the bastille.

What they didn’t know is that many of these people they paid and hired...

Were ACTUALLY the good guys undercover.

In doing so, the bad guys openly committed treason which allowed for our military to take over and do so without any violence or loss of life.

What the fuck? So the magic word is Antifa. Say it, and you can spin whatever fable you want and her followers will believe it? I'm trying to wrap my head around the logistics of her argument.

She is really his sister. There's picture of them together posted way before this. That said, what did I tell you? She's already spinning the narrative claiming the trash that died was a crisis actor, etc. etc.

So predictable.

His Youtube videos show he's got an active/fertile mind covering a whole variety of issues— child protection, hating pedophiles, Kevin Spacey and Communists.

He says he campaigns in the form of dancing on the corner of Bell Rd & N 75th Ave Peoria, Arizona

Anyone who took a good look at 99% of that mob could see it was primarily made up of complete losers and late middle aged bigots & racists. The younger ones looked like people who probably didn't have a job, couldn't find a job, and couldn't keep a job if they found one. Idiots who are mad at the world all the time because they think everyone else is much better off than they are. They're right of course, but its because they're the types who don't want to put in the work to have what those doing better than them have. This was their chance to display their rage at the better offs. To have a moment of power over them.

There was a lot of stupid in that mob last night. If those 4 who are dead now had it to do over again I bet they'd all have stayed home.

Apparently the caveman ((or someone) has already deleted his backstage.com page. Did you queens scare him off?

He was identified earlier this afternoon, although that's not entirely true. He was interviewed months ago and his name was mentioned on twitter, but his star hadn't risen yet. He used to pull his schtick on a street corner in Arizona yelling about QAnon, and then he was seen during the election night protests outside a Maricopa County polling place. He was a prominent part of yesterday's Capitol Riots and finally got his moment of global stardom.

OP = Boris the Deplorable just trying to drum-up sympathy for another violent, lawless and orderless thug and Triggered Trump Trash.

F&F

Another malnourished, meth-addicted Swamp Person who thinks the way to get ahead in life is to buy into the empty promises of a criminal, psychopathic con man named Benedict Donald.

TRIGGERED TRUMP TRASH, JUST LIKE THE OP!

He might very well be meth-addicted, I don't know. But I think it's rather obvious that he is far from malnourished. In fact, once you get past the nasty tats and the ridiculous getup he looks quite fit and well fed.

I'm surprised at how many blacks were there. In the videos I saw, I could spot as many as 10, wearing maga hats and all. I know it isn't much, but I'm surprised there were any at all. In that video with the guy with the Auschwitz shirt, you can see two of them.

There's a set of pictures of a black lady being beaten by them, posted on twitter, and you can see two black guys looking, as they beat her.

My bad that happened in LA, but still.

My fucking Christ, this Alex guy is insufferable, he almost made me side with the Covid gays, he's truly annoying. He's like a walking and talking Vox article.

[quote] living life as a white gay guy must be like playing a video game on the easiest setting with cheat codes. the bar is subterranean.

[quote] now before you say anything, some of my best friends are white gay guys. 😌

[quote] I guess it makes it funnier when they flop or go to puerto vallarta or simping for a bearded nazi. Like, all you had to do was not be racist, not post on social media, and like maybe some push-ups and you’d be a successful influencer tanner.

You just know this cunt only replies to pink dick on hook up apps. He's too predictable.

A Q Anon, new age, pedo obsessed Italian Nazi Viking......he's a mess.

Btw, the fitness/diet world is also a gateway to QAnon. A friend's brother went really into low carb/paleo and started spending lots of time on Twitter talking about it and then slowly it became anti-pharma > anti-vaxx > anti-establishment > there's a global child trafficking elite putting chips in your processed food.... He said most of the guys his brother communicates with online also got 'redpilled' in the same way. It's crazy stuff but shows how the human mind works.

I must admit I’ve had a few wanks since yesterday whilst imagining this horrible yet strangely alluring Buffalo man deep inside of me. I’m ashamed of myself (and sticky).

R105 then he must be talking about you

BTW, his real last name is Chansely.

Sorry, Chansley.

Has he been arrested yet, while still inside OP or out? If not, why not? Not because the police are racists, surely.

He’ll probably be on next season’s Dancing with the Stars.

Identity Politcs with its ridiculous post modern thought is now pushing the narrative neo paganism is white supremacy in nature, these people at Vox etc, don't consider animistic religions to native. It's so preposterous it's not even funny.

The symbols of his tattoos are from Asatru, an animistic religion. How stupidity woke do you have to be to ignore that Northern Europe had natives and they were white? Yes, some white supremacists follow these religions, but I spent an hour on his social medias and watching his videos before he took it down, he was a typical new age type and before he was converted to Q anon last year, he was supporting ecologists and Leo Dicaprio, his FB had MANY posts praising his fight for the planet.

All his conspirary videos against communism, and all that Q anon shit are 5 days old. This guy who's an actor is either a shill or he converted to all of that very recently, the older videos are typical esoteric stuff and ufology. He has a video where he claims to be a super soldier and a starseed, which is a movement in new age of people who claim to have had encounters with ETS and that they're hybrids of these ETS.

In other words, he might even be a white supremacist now, but his tats, his videos before this are typical new age, heal the world peace kind of thing. Q aNON was designed to prey on these type of individuals, it's not just neck beard uneducated white trash.

The far right has been dabbling in paganism/animism for a good 20+ years. The charge has nothing to do with "woke" "identity politics" fanatics misreading the "narrative." r114 would do well to get off of twitter and go read a book and learn something, including new vocabulary words.

Right, no one read the books, only you. Maybe you should read what I wrote. I addressed that issue, what I'm saying is that he wasn't a white surpemacist and his symbols are related to something else, you totally ignored because it didn't fit your limited understanding of nuance.

No everyone is a cartoon character like you want them to be, which makes it even funnier that you ask me to read a book. I'm the son of professor of comparative religion, I bet you good money I have more to teach your pedantic self than the other way around.

So fuck off.

So did he get arrested yet?

Nope. He's been active on Twitter and quashed the conspiracies that he's antifa.

If he were black he would either be in a jail cell right now, or dead because the cops shot him.

[quote]Momma's mussy is FLASH BANGING like a stun grenade in the Capitol Rotunda

R6 wins. Best post on this thread. Had a good chuckle.

As I've suspected given the videos and other social media, in 2018 he wasn't talking about politics at all on Twitter in 2018. He mostly replies to celebrities (I assume he was still trying to be an actor) and he only talks about shamanism, like pretty much every other new age type out there. Hes interacting and praising Mark Rufalo, Leo Dicaprio, Ariana Grande, Gal Gadot, Sara Silverman, Ellen Page, Demi Lovato, Michelle rodriguez. There's even a tweet criticizing Trump.

Oh look at that, he's posting about equality and gender parity too. Very "right wing", right?

[quote] AlphaMale @USAwolfpack Nov 15, 2018 Equality among genders is the world's heart mender!

Right after this, he posted a picture calling out colonialism and the genocide of the indigenous people by Europeans. It reads: "Why did European Elites had to destroy the Native American Cultures?" and it lists all the terrible things they did.

CLEARLY a white supremacist as professor R115 claims. 🙄 Let's see how you spin reality now...

Man hes a huge Ariana fan, I wonder if he's straight.

This guy was either paid to make up this character or he was converted to Q anon by someone in 2020. I suspect his sister whose twitter we already know. She has been a right winger way longer than him.

I had to come back here. The guy is praising Ilhan Omar in January 2019, because that's exactly what White Supremacists do. 😬 He's also praising the Mayan and Aztec cultures. So white supremacist of him.

He does post some Ivanka tweets on women's empowerment though.

How much does he charge for sex with gay men? I want his dick in my mouth NOW.

[quote]This guy was either paid to make up this character or he was converted to Q anon by someone in 2020. I suspect his sister whose twitter we already know. She has been a right winger way longer than him.

I'd go with converted. His words:

[quote]Mr. Wood. I am not antifa or blm. I'm a Qanon & digital soldier. My name is Jake & I marched with the police & fought against BLM & ANTIFA in PHX. Look up OAN's coverage of July 4ths rally in PHX capital. I was standing against the BLM mob out numbered but unphased. Look it up...

He needs to be arrested.

Youtube just deleted his channel, I wonder if twitter is next. I haven't finished looking through. Maybe he deleted himself.

I wonder if anyone made an archive of his videos.

[quote] I wonder if anyone made an archive of his videos.

I took a print of the video page, I was downloading them when it got shut down. Most videos are 2 hours long, some are 6 hours long.

You can still see them at his twitter, he posted links to all of them. I wonder if he was the one who deleted it.

I find his tweet presenting himself as a Qanon person very on the nose. I'm starting to suspect this guy is a shill and was paid to do this, he's an actor after all. The first thing he did after DC was delete his backstage profile which still can be seen online with screenshots.

My final thoughts on his twitter. His Q anon thing started around April 2020, but his right wing support began in January 2020, posting some right wing book on the cabal. It's very out of the blue and not at all organic as I thought it would be. If someone told me this actor was hired to fabricate this character I'd believe it, but maybe he was just converted to it like many other new age types.

He was definitely progressive till December 2019, not Antifa, but progressive and a fan of Ilhan Omar .

[quote]He needs to be arrested.

No way. Sexy men should only be arrested if they kill someone or steal more than a million dollars.

[quote] r116 No everyone is a cartoon character like you want them to be, which makes it even funnier that you ask me to read a book. I'm the son of professor of comparative religion, I bet you good money I have more to teach your pedantic self than the other way around.

r116 = Reese Witherspoon

Sorry OP. Nancy got him. (See full pic.)

Has he been arrested yet or is the FBI still asking for information?

He was arrested today

[quote]DT won't let me link to his facebook page, why?

Why would Donald Trump stop you from linking to Facebook?

Does Caveman have IG or other sm?

Can someone link his Only Fans? TIA!

The front of his pants looks very odd. What's under that thin cloth?

His pants are very low!

From the Daily Mail: "According to court documents, Chansley called the FBI field office in Washington and confirmed to an agent that 'he was the male in the face paint and headdress in the Vice President's chair in the Senate.' "

[quote]Jake Angeli; Actor/Voice Over Artist/Singer: I am a highly talented actor, voiceover artist and singer.

When he turned himself into the FBI did he say "Alright, I'm ready for my close-up Special Agent Soltes"?

I hate myself but I think he's as sexy af, at least in some pictures. I'm sure it's just an illusion though. He's probably fug irl.

R141 He's well made but has butterface.