The Innocence Test

Corrupted at 64 just as I suspected.

Double anal is fun.

33, must make amends...

Heathen (69) you like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. good for you. just don't make too many bad choices.

50%. Seems about right for me.

Baddie (46) you're the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. you've managed to find that sweet spot we all look for — teach us your ways.

Heathen (75) - guess I know how to have fun.

63 - but I didn't understand some of the questions, What's mps?

[quote] “...reign yourself in.”

Rebel (33): you're getting there, but you're definitely just beginning to experiment with your wild half. welcome to the dark side, love, it's a fun place to be.

[quote] “63 - but I didn't understand some of the questions, What's mps?“

The test says what MPS stands for in the third question.

48 - Baddie, seems about right. I'll try most things but I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to watching/being watched.

I didnt need any test to know I'm not.

Baddie (53)

you're the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. you've managed to find that sweet spot we all look for — teach us your ways.

Heathen (80). I’ve had a lot of fun!

Heathen (71) you like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. good for you. just don't make too many bad choices.

[quote] Dream Kid (14): you know when to bend the rules, but I'd be shocked if you'd ever actually broken any. good for you, your record is probably cleaner than ours.

Huh. Not sure anyone else on this Hellsite will score as low as that. Been here ten years and apparently I'm content to just watch. Y'allsome messy queens that I can't keep up with, but I love ya.

But I didn't realise I was quite that boring; it's a little upsetting, honestly. When you were a friendless sheltered nerd your entire adolescent, then you become a deeply depressed adult ignored by more or less everyone, the fun exciting sexy parts of life aren't really within reach. And now it's a little late in the day to even start, I guess. What kind of loser never even made out with someone , stripped, got hight, or snuck into a party as a kid? Just me....:(

Sidebar I must be old af at just 27, because I didn't understand several of those questions and had to look them up. Does '?' emoji mean you had sex with someone anonymous?

49.

Devil Child (84)

R17, the question mark is there because its question number 69

Uncaught murderer. I wonder if they ever considered putting THAT one in there....and if it would get any check marks. If so, it seems like checking that box should instantly give you the highest rating.

Heathen - 69

Corrupted 56 you're probably either in your 20s or a really rebellious teenager. whichever way, you seem like a good time. come to our rager this weekend?

Geez -I only got a 35.

When I was a teen this was called the Ann Landers Sex Test (a less detailed and less slangy version was published in her column and was passed around my friends).

Wild child, 43.

But I could pass for 29.

Feel secure R17, that you scored higher than me.

Devil Child (82)

To be fair, these are not that naughty. There are way worse things to do. I consider myself fairly vanilla.

67: Heathen who knows when to stop

100!

R17 you are still young enough to slut it up...except no, there is a pandemic. 🙍‍♂️

84 - Devil Child

Sounds about right.

43 - Wild Child, but now I feel like a slacker.

Baddie (48)

Heathen - 73 here

Thanks, that was fun and made me remember my 20s!

Heathen (73) you like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. good for you. just don't make too many bad choices.

Rebel - 28

How do I respond to “period sex”?

Ewww. Gross.

86 Devil child. No surprises there

Why only a checkbox for sex partners>5 and none for >50 , >500, >1000 or >2000, I could have checked all of the above?

Wild Child (39) you are the happy medium - you checked both yes and no on this list, but you definitely know how to have fun. we can't wait to see where you'll be in a few years ;)

I got 65. Sounds about right.

61 yep

R38....

80

It would have been higher if the test were not geared to heteros (pregnancy test, plan b, period sex, etc.), or more about sex than alcohol and scenes involving police.

And there were a few I didn't exactly understand so I left blank

I’m not that innocent.

Wild child apparently.

What aboot manslaughtering? Or cheating on your fiancee?