Why was this innocuous Chrissy Metz thread closed?

It exceeded its maximum weight capacity.

Melissa Beth Miller, Roxane Gay, and now Chrissy Metz...

Wanna bet Muriel is a big boned gal?

Chrissy threatened to eat Muriel if she didn't close it.

Don't worry OP, there are thousands of pounds worth of other Chrissy threads. Some of our wittiest work I must say, just do a search. Google is your best bet, not the tragic search feature here. (Now watch this get zapped) You will learn all about how Snack Purse came into being and of course our beloved (though I fear deported) Pon.

The Roxane (ONE "N" YOU WHORES) Gay thread got zapped? What bullshit. If anyone needs some knocking down of pegs it is her.

The OP looks like they're that blog spammer. Celebrating the Soaps or something? All their threads were closed. GOOD.

I’m watching the latest episode and teenage Chrissy’s character needs an abortion. How is this new news, we’ve been wringing our hands over this family for four plus years, don’t we know everything about them at this point?

" and of course our beloved (though I fear deported) Pon."

He wasn't deported. She sat on him and he's still stuck to her ass.

RIP Pon

1980 - 2019

Eaten but not forgotten