Is Bruno banned from Below Deck?

That's a mutant dick. Not the uncircumcised part, more the how it's shaped part. The UK gene pool is an awfully strange one.

Gross. He looks like he smells.

I hope no one else uses that kitchen.

Bruno is from Portugal.

I love him. He was so skinny on BD but had natural muscle tone. He must have really hit the gym. He was the most adorable of the deckhands so far, excluding perhaps the new guy -- Rob.

He's beautiful, his dick is beautiful

Bruno is doing his first gay porn. Maybe the photo is a teaser. Top or bottom?

Bruno beats it.

Aw, I really wish Bruno hadn't gone this way. I think it's his boyfriend who's pushing him into porno.

damn!

He is stunning and quite a shooter.

Oh yeah. He can walk naked in my house everywhere he wants.

I'd even let him sit on my white sofa! I approve. So hot!

Dammit Bruno...slide your foreskin over your dick head and show us all of your intact glory! Don't skin it back.

He's hot and I want to see his COLT video so bad.

Please kindly share, tasteful frinds. TIA.

[Quote] ...slide your foreskin over your dick head and show us all of your intact glory!

Yes! but I like a bit of the head peeking out the best.

[quote] Bruno is doing his first gay porn. Maybe the photo is a teaser. Top or bottom?

He's definitely a bottom.

And that video at R7 was kind of boring.

Since all the other Below Deck former cast members get to have partners on the "after show," I think that Bruno and Dave (from season one) should be partners and critique the show. They're both gay and both did porn. It would be interesting to get their perspective on things.

I wish Bruno hadn't done it. How is he going to work a "straight" job after this?

[quote] I wish Bruno hadn't done it. How is he going to work a "straight" job after this?

If you watch Bruno's season, you'll see that he's not very smart.

But don't worry about him. His good looks will still open many doors.

If worse comes to worse, he can dump Jose and get a sugar daddy, like Josiah did.

Dave from BD was another surprise. How much money do these guys make per movie? I guess it hasn't hurt Fredrik Eklund from Million Dollar Listing NY. He's worth $30M, happily married and claims his porn career hasn't damaged him. Maybe things are changing.

Back in the 80s I belonged to a gym in SF. One day someone put up a flyer looking for men to act in porn movies with the phone numbers on little tear-off pieces along the bottom. Within one day, all the numbers were gone and within six months I saw a couple of the guys from the gym in movies. I knew a couple of porn stars back in the day and the one thing they had in common was that they were sweethearts. Maybe a little lost, but sweet nonetheless. Still, if you had the looks (and the dick), would you do it? I don't know.

Come one, come all !!

R20. No I wouldn't. You d have to be fucked up in the head. But reality actors are mostly fucked up in the head so....

Good looks coupled with low self esteem can lead to bad decisions.

Kim Kardashian (net worth $900M) started her career by starring in a sex tape. It's a new world.

Bruno lost his twin brother. Never knew that. Big loss. Poor guy.

Lol, no, it’s not R24. The vast vast majority of the world’s population hold porn actors in little to no esteem.

[quote] Bruno lost his twin brother. Never knew that. Big loss. Poor guy.

Do you have any more details on that story, R25?

Sounds interesting.

Watching Bruno's season on repeat. He and Dave should get together and star in a porno called "Below Dick."

He’s so gorgeous! I’d love to pound his hot ass....

Judging from his latest flicks, R29, it looks like someone else has taken that job.

R24 That is true. However, her mother was the videographer and her agent.