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Missionaries Singing on Plane from Africa

This is awesome. Sure put a smile on my face :)

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by Anonymousreply 5701/11/2021

So many hot guys. They can't carry a tune worth a damn so I think they should focus on presenting hole and pole, during their down time from their 21st century soft-colonizing attempts.

by Anonymousreply 101/02/2021

No masks?

by Anonymousreply 201/02/2021

Yeah....no.

I can’t get past the forcing Jesus on innocent people shit.

by Anonymousreply 301/02/2021

Why does this racist, nationalistic, colonialist bullshit put a smile on your face?

by Anonymousreply 401/02/2021

*repressed homosexuals

by Anonymousreply 501/02/2021

Fucking Mormons.

by Anonymousreply 601/02/2021

Oh, yay! People who believe in things that don't exist!

by Anonymousreply 701/02/2021

[quote]Oh, yay! People who believe in things that don't exist!

Oh, you mean like DLers who say they’re “vers”?

by Anonymousreply 801/02/2021

All the males look like they bullied gay kids in school.

by Anonymousreply 901/02/2021

Christian missionaries are a fucking plague. White colonialist bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 1001/02/2021

Nobody on the plane cares if it crashes.

“Hey kids, I think the wing fell off...”

“KUMBAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

by Anonymousreply 1101/02/2021

Their bodily fluid will spread all kind of infectious shit on the plane. What a stupid thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 1201/02/2021

If I could shit on that clip I would.

by Anonymousreply 1301/02/2021

R12 this was back in March. I don’t think people were wearing masks until mid-April. Can’t remember the timing.

by Anonymousreply 1401/02/2021

[quote] Oh, yay! People who believe in things that don't exist!

Oh, you mean like men with penises who say they’re women?

by Anonymousreply 1501/02/2021

I’m the bishop, going through the plane, picking out the promising young men I intend to “take under my wing,” as they say.

by Anonymousreply 1601/02/2021

The vid was taken back in March. Just an FYI for those wondering about masks.

So, just to be clear, this mind numbing low-energy airplane singing was done before covid protocols. The info in the video explains the missionaries were on the last flight out of Johannesburg before their borders closed.

If you want some religious singing by people who're actually on a mission from God and aren't just Multi Level Marketers in pressed shirts scamming as a religion, click this link.

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by Anonymousreply 1701/02/2021

The natives should go all Cannibal Holocaust on their asses.

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by Anonymousreply 1801/02/2021

March 2020, the coronavirus has already spread around the globe as Italy and Spain were in the total lockdown back then. They couldn't say they didn't know how infectious the disease would be though.

by Anonymousreply 1901/02/2021

Is that a better standard religion in R17 compared to the OP's religion?

by Anonymousreply 2001/02/2021

The video would have been 100 times better if they had been singing THIS Mormon hymn:

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by Anonymousreply 2101/02/2021

1:50 seems to suggest there is a "coloreds only" section of the missionaries.

by Anonymousreply 2201/02/2021

Op, remember those young guys never worked a single day in their life, they are "parasites" to the society.

by Anonymousreply 2301/02/2021

The people in this plane are allowed to sing.

Other people aren't allowed to sing.

by Anonymousreply 2401/02/2021

Spreading COVID and bullshit to the third world.

What a bunch of stupid fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 2501/02/2021

Not a hot guy in the bunch. Pity.

by Anonymousreply 2601/03/2021

I think on 3/11 COVID was declared a pandemic. That plan is COVID Central!

by Anonymousreply 2701/03/2021

I could almost smell the BO.

by Anonymousreply 2801/03/2021

^ plane not plan.

by Anonymousreply 2901/03/2021

At least four guys on the aisle seats pinged to me and by now have already experienced South African BBC. This also reminds me of the cult episode from Strangers with Candy.

by Anonymousreply 3001/03/2021

I thought it was an ad for Aryan Airlines until we got all the way to the back.

I knew white people can't dance but jeez, these white people can't sing, either.

by Anonymousreply 3101/03/2021

What is wrong with smiling guys singing and enjoying the fellowship of discipleship together?

Some of you all need to get your heads out of the gutter :)

by Anonymousreply 3201/03/2021

"We are about to commence lunch service in the cabin. Today we are serving hot fresh COOKIES!"

by Anonymousreply 3301/03/2021

There’s something so weirdly comical about this! There is one lady wearing a mask and the Ethiopian cabin crew are wearing gloves and one of them gives on of the mish kid’s an elbow bump at the end.

Really not sure what to make of this. Contrary to what some have posted above, there are a bunch of cuties on that plane.

by Anonymousreply 3401/03/2021

[quote]What is wrong with smiling guys singing and enjoying the fellowship of discipleship together?

Cram it, churchy.

by Anonymousreply 3501/03/2021

i always wanted fly to fly Ethiopian Airlines on their Boeing 787 like this one, but business class, no doubt

by Anonymousreply 3601/03/2021

There are more than a few guys on that plane I'd like to experience the Mormon Mile High Club with.

by Anonymousreply 3701/03/2021

Flying COVID class.

by Anonymousreply 3801/03/2021

Africa is more religious than the United States. Why do these colonial "missionaries" keep going there? They're spreading the word to no one.

by Anonymousreply 3901/03/2021

They look a little different than the ones we see in the Mormon Boyz videos.

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by Anonymousreply 4001/03/2021

They all have pretty blank expressions while singing and both songs sound the same. There is no connection to the music, it is pretty emotionless and expressionless. It seems almost more like rote recitation of words. Not sure they are all too keen either on being filmed and put on Youtube.

by Anonymousreply 4101/03/2021

[quote] Not sure they are all too keen either on being filmed and put on Youtube.

On the other hand, I’m sure they’d be thrilled to know they’ve caught our attention.

by Anonymousreply 4201/03/2021

The one is the red plaid tie is singing my tune. ^^haha

by Anonymousreply 4301/03/2021

Why do white people worship a poor Jew from the Middle East?

by Anonymousreply 4401/03/2021

[quote]Africa is more religious than the United States. Why do these colonial "missionaries" keep going there? They're spreading the word to no one.

LDS Missionaries don’t just come from the US, and they don’t just go to Africa.

by Anonymousreply 4501/09/2021

I prefer the gay porn version of this where all the boys take turns fuckin' in the bathrooms!

by Anonymousreply 4601/09/2021

Test

by Anonymousreply 4701/09/2021

The company of young men can be invigorating and intensely spiritual.

by Anonymousreply 4801/09/2021

It doesn’t matter what time signature they’re going to sing in, Lawrence Welk on the microphone starts it all with 1, 2, 3...

by Anonymousreply 4901/09/2021

Too bad Iran couldn't shoot this plane down too.

by Anonymousreply 5001/09/2021

Aww, they started out by butchering my favorite hymn as a gayling. I liked it so much that when I was 8 or 9 I tried to ditch my talent-show partners to do a solo dance to it.

When I brought it up after dinner one night and performed some of what I had planned my dad said something like, "That's a really nice dance but I don't think it's fair to the other kids you committed to for the talent show. How will they feel if you leave them to do your own thing? No, I think it's better if you save that dance for [italic]inside[/italic] the house." He knew.

It has a very creepy video that looks like a montage of the day-to-day lives of all the missionaries who turn up dead in a serial killer movie.

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by Anonymousreply 5101/09/2021

Are they Trump supporters ?

by Anonymousreply 5201/09/2021

I want dick sizes in descending order please!

by Anonymousreply 5301/09/2021

As my Episcopalian rector once said, "They're ripe for the pickin'".

by Anonymousreply 5401/10/2021

Well, the Bradys, they ain't.

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by Anonymousreply 5501/10/2021

Their collective death would improve the world.

by Anonymousreply 5601/10/2021

Auditioning for The Book of Mormon?

by Anonymousreply 5701/11/2021
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