Missionaries Singing on Plane from Africa

So many hot guys. They can't carry a tune worth a damn so I think they should focus on presenting hole and pole, during their down time from their 21st century soft-colonizing attempts.

No masks?

Yeah....no.

I can’t get past the forcing Jesus on innocent people shit.

Why does this racist, nationalistic, colonialist bullshit put a smile on your face?

*repressed homosexuals

Fucking Mormons.

Oh, yay! People who believe in things that don't exist!

[quote]Oh, yay! People who believe in things that don't exist!

Oh, you mean like DLers who say they’re “vers”?

All the males look like they bullied gay kids in school.

Christian missionaries are a fucking plague. White colonialist bullshit.

Nobody on the plane cares if it crashes.

“Hey kids, I think the wing fell off...”

“KUMBAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

Their bodily fluid will spread all kind of infectious shit on the plane. What a stupid thing to do.

If I could shit on that clip I would.

R12 this was back in March. I don’t think people were wearing masks until mid-April. Can’t remember the timing.

[quote] Oh, yay! People who believe in things that don't exist!

Oh, you mean like men with penises who say they’re women?

I’m the bishop, going through the plane, picking out the promising young men I intend to “take under my wing,” as they say.

The vid was taken back in March. Just an FYI for those wondering about masks.

So, just to be clear, this mind numbing low-energy airplane singing was done before covid protocols. The info in the video explains the missionaries were on the last flight out of Johannesburg before their borders closed.

If you want some religious singing by people who're actually on a mission from God and aren't just Multi Level Marketers in pressed shirts scamming as a religion, click this link.

The natives should go all Cannibal Holocaust on their asses.

March 2020, the coronavirus has already spread around the globe as Italy and Spain were in the total lockdown back then. They couldn't say they didn't know how infectious the disease would be though.

Is that a better standard religion in R17 compared to the OP's religion?

The video would have been 100 times better if they had been singing THIS Mormon hymn:

1:50 seems to suggest there is a "coloreds only" section of the missionaries.

Op, remember those young guys never worked a single day in their life, they are "parasites" to the society.

The people in this plane are allowed to sing.

Other people aren't allowed to sing.

Spreading COVID and bullshit to the third world.

What a bunch of stupid fuckers.

Not a hot guy in the bunch. Pity.

I think on 3/11 COVID was declared a pandemic. That plan is COVID Central!

I could almost smell the BO.

^ plane not plan.

At least four guys on the aisle seats pinged to me and by now have already experienced South African BBC. This also reminds me of the cult episode from Strangers with Candy.

I thought it was an ad for Aryan Airlines until we got all the way to the back.

I knew white people can't dance but jeez, these white people can't sing, either.

What is wrong with smiling guys singing and enjoying the fellowship of discipleship together?

Some of you all need to get your heads out of the gutter :)

"We are about to commence lunch service in the cabin. Today we are serving hot fresh COOKIES!"

There’s something so weirdly comical about this! There is one lady wearing a mask and the Ethiopian cabin crew are wearing gloves and one of them gives on of the mish kid’s an elbow bump at the end.

Really not sure what to make of this. Contrary to what some have posted above, there are a bunch of cuties on that plane.

[quote]What is wrong with smiling guys singing and enjoying the fellowship of discipleship together?

Cram it, churchy.

i always wanted fly to fly Ethiopian Airlines on their Boeing 787 like this one, but business class, no doubt

There are more than a few guys on that plane I'd like to experience the Mormon Mile High Club with.

Flying COVID class.

Africa is more religious than the United States. Why do these colonial "missionaries" keep going there? They're spreading the word to no one.

They look a little different than the ones we see in the Mormon Boyz videos.

They all have pretty blank expressions while singing and both songs sound the same. There is no connection to the music, it is pretty emotionless and expressionless. It seems almost more like rote recitation of words. Not sure they are all too keen either on being filmed and put on Youtube.

[quote] Not sure they are all too keen either on being filmed and put on Youtube.

On the other hand, I’m sure they’d be thrilled to know they’ve caught our attention.

The one is the red plaid tie is singing my tune. ^^haha

Why do white people worship a poor Jew from the Middle East?

[quote]Africa is more religious than the United States. Why do these colonial "missionaries" keep going there? They're spreading the word to no one.

LDS Missionaries don’t just come from the US, and they don’t just go to Africa.

I prefer the gay porn version of this where all the boys take turns fuckin' in the bathrooms!

Test

The company of young men can be invigorating and intensely spiritual.

It doesn’t matter what time signature they’re going to sing in, Lawrence Welk on the microphone starts it all with 1, 2, 3...

Too bad Iran couldn't shoot this plane down too.

Aww, they started out by butchering my favorite hymn as a gayling. I liked it so much that when I was 8 or 9 I tried to ditch my talent-show partners to do a solo dance to it.

When I brought it up after dinner one night and performed some of what I had planned my dad said something like, "That's a really nice dance but I don't think it's fair to the other kids you committed to for the talent show. How will they feel if you leave them to do your own thing? No, I think it's better if you save that dance for [italic]inside[/italic] the house." He knew.

It has a very creepy video that looks like a montage of the day-to-day lives of all the missionaries who turn up dead in a serial killer movie.

Are they Trump supporters ?

I want dick sizes in descending order please!

As my Episcopalian rector once said, "They're ripe for the pickin'".

Well, the Bradys, they ain't.

Their collective death would improve the world.

Auditioning for The Book of Mormon?