Merry Christmas from Mark Kurian, Keebler Elf to the Cockgobblers

We have vermin! Grab the DDT.

What an appropriately gemütlich Biedermeier abode he's ensconced in! Did he decorate it himself?

Truly a face only a mother could love.

It has video.

Yikes. What happens in someone’s life to push them this low?

The cockgobbler is in Brazil these days.

He did the interview @ r4 barefoot.

He's really embracing the elf/gnome/hobbit identity.

He's aggresively fugly.

So, is he a big Republican donor or something?

Can you believe Mark's friend in r4 doing the interview is married to a woman with children and presents himself as straight?

I love short guys, but this is...no.

I just discovered Perez Hilton has a verified Instagram account through which he intemixes pictures of himself with guys he thinks are hot.

Is this any different than Kurian?

I imagine Perez does this mainly because no one cares about him anymore but it's easy to snag followers, and thus endorsements, by posting half naked models and being a moron magnet.

Among the "hot guys" he has promoted here is Jake Grez, the traveling nurse who Quest Diagnostics has paid to advertise home COVID test kits--and who has been partying clothesless and maskless at gay orgy gatherings and posting from them.

This hot married man and his wife were or are living with Mark.

He’s a pimp right? Only possible explanation.

He has a nice stable of hoes.

R15 He seems to connect with every instahoe out there. Whatever he’s doing seems pretty effective.

I love how the people he "interviews" have that forced smile look on their face like "god, please hurry up and get me the fuck out here."

Who's slept with him?

Is that married model bi?