Republicans You Would Secretly Hate Fuck

The awful Josh Hawley's surprisingly hot body

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The terrible Pasco County (Fla) Sheriff Chris Nocco's hot.. but terrible

The not entirely terrible Adam Kinzinger

The not entirely terrible Adam Kinzinger def works out

Just get on Grindr during CPAC and you can hate fuck them

I’d love to give Lady G a surprise facial when she’s being interviewed on FOX.

Miss Tom Cotton(senator)

Miss little marco rubio(hate fuck his mouth-piss all over the closet case faggot)

George W..

I would love to give them all AIDS

Homeland security’s Chad Wolf

I hate myself, but.... Kris Kobach.

Jared Kushner

Tom Cotton is a tall glass of water that I would greedily gulp down.

Include the most flattering pics of your shame fucks, so that we don't judge you as harshly.

I'm not going to lie, he does it for me. Maybe it's the wheelchair that tugs at my heartstrings, however, I'd let him tug whatever he wanted to.

I present, Madison Cawthorn.

Ben Sasse

Other Republican Senators are worse.

But he's a Nazi R16. A fucking Nazi. Plus a fucking cripple. Are you gonna fuck him and then push him down the stairs? If yes, then I might forgive you.

I forgot about Chad Wolf.. YES!!!!

That hussy!

Ginger Senator James Lankford

Does anyone know if Cawthorn is still working 'downtown'? I saw that he was engaged but one never knows these days.

Girls, forget about that little gimpy Nazi in the wheelchair -- his dick doesn't work and his asshole feels no sensation.

What are you gonna do, force your cock in his mouth? What pleasure is that?

Former Representative Trey Gowdy

Another pic of Chad Wolf. Plus his name already sounds like he's in porn.

Why do we get this thread every month?

Oh, that's right, Boris and Edloser are cucks for failed, Nazi scum.

How low must they feel that even fascist failures who can't win elections would never touch them with a 400-foot stolen dildo?

Yep, Cawthorn can't get hard and has no control of bowel movements. Handsome face and arm and shoulder muscles. That's basically it.

I would strip Josh Hawley, Chris Nocco, Adam Kinzinger, and Chad Wolf naked, tie them up, and then spank each one in turn until their butts were nice and red.

There are two Republicans I admire...Ben Sasse and Jeff Flake. I'd screw them both until the cows came home.

For some damn reason, I find Jeff Flake incredibly sexy

I get Chad Wolf... I will even let you sad queen of Cockgobbler, but Madison is vile. And he doesn't seem to get that Hitler would have thrown his crippled ass in the ovens too.

To (R-27). Great answer!! I laughed out loud that ur comment, I didn't even think of that!1 Sooo HOTT but he shits in a diaper? GROSS

You are ALL disgusting.

Madison is basically Caleb and Alec from the Shriner's commercials. Or who Hollywood would cast to play Alec or Caleb in the Alec or Caleb biopic.

Kaleb spells his name with a K. Get it right.

Muriel is cross with me for starting this thread. She keeps "unwatching" it from my watched threads list.

I'd only say this anonymously, but I think Devin Nunes is kind of hot.

Paul Ryan.

R1, he’s wearing a push-up bra.

I couldn't come up with a name. Never been a fan of anon get-in/get-out sex. Always needed at least some small form of emotional connection like a nice smile, or some form of immediate chemistry. I need to like the guy I fuck. If I'd ever met some of the men mentioned above, the immediate chemistry would lead to a punch in their face, not a fuck in their ass. Chit chat would start and end with the question 'How can you possibly be part of such a reprehensible party?' A Republican affiliation is a no-go for me these days. I would engage in conversation or discussion, but a fuck would be out of the question.

None. Zero. The only way I would fuck a Republican is if they lied to me and I didn’t know. That is how much I hate them.

Steve Schmidt . But he's not a Republican any longer.

I'm not liberal but I could happily fuck one if I found them attractive and feel no shame or guilt about it. I already consume media from people whose views I don't understand and it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Make Hawley look at a picture of Biden & Harris while you fuck him.

How many of these guys are closet cases? I bet some are

R2 I love him.

I've never heard of this Sheriff Chris Nocco. What did he do that was so wrong? He looks like he would have a thick cock.

R45 - He implemented a controversial "Minority Report" like system that required his officers to harass people (and their friends and family members), that this system claimed were most likely to commit offenses in the future. But, I mean, look at those arms.

Anymore local or State level guys? The well of hot national Republicans is pretty shallow.

Adam K calling out the traitor squad again on Twitter.

Nestor

R47 - I assume this is him with a diverse array of Young Republicans. But, yeah, undeniably hot.

Trump. And stop fat-shaming him. He's a healthy 300 pounds and fit.

Fuck me Zaddy

Matt’s Hair 4 da WIN

R50, R51 and R52 make me deeply regret starting this thread.

I couldn't even keep it a secret.

I want to see them all as gangbang bottoms in a Treasure Island Media video.

R50: I remember when Trump was skinny.

Adam Kinzinger and Dan Crenshaw.

Devin Nunes.

Another vote for AK. We forgive him right? Come on DL he's so cute.

I'm not American, so quite happy to give Josh Hawley, Jared Kushner and Trey Gowdy a surprise...... as in surprise anal.... spread em wide boys!

John E. Pence.

Can we hate-fuck Madison C. in the mouth?

John Pence's body doesn't look like that anymore. In his pre-wedding beach photos a year and a half ago I remember he looked distinctly doughy by contrast with the skinny, boobalicious Giovanna.

I'm still into it.

r61

Ben Goldey, former staffer to Lauren Boebert.

Hot Rudy!

Chad Wolf is just my type. Madison Cawthorne has an incredible face, but I assume his dick doesn’t work and he has a grotesque sound so that’s a hard pass.

Grotesque “soul”

I would do all of them if I had the clap.

La Senatrice would be fun to toss around the bed and have a go at. I can imagine the sounds she'd make.

Rob Schmitt, the DL butch queen now on newsmax, formerly fox5 in NYC. Hes part of that masc 4 masc white conservative hamptons homo crew. I know two guys who played golf with him and ended up getting fucked with his big meaty half Persian cock. Yes I’m jealous but also well aware what a deplorable he is.

It's a shame that there isn't a photo of this Schmitt guy that you could have posted, r71.

Rob Schmitt, at his most photogenic

Madam Chao

Is it true that Cawthorn can NEVER get off? Is prostate pleasure off the table, too?

Not one Republican. Not even one.

Tom Cotton, but only if he had the beard.

And the only thing I ever wanna see coming out of Josh Hawley's mouth is Hunter Biden's magnificent cock.

Former WH Economic Advisor and current daddy Gary Cohn is a slab of kosher beef.

gary cohn can fuckin get it.

Michael Cohen. He looks hot scruffy.

They're all toxic. I wouldn't touch them with my pole and a ten-foot pole would be too good for them.

OTOH, a ten-foot pole would defenestrate 'em so maybe...

Junior Mint and Eric.

Paul Ryan

[quote]La Senatrice would be fun to toss around the bed and have a go at. I can imagine the sounds she'd make.

Mumbles and squeals like Mikey Mouse. All bottom and raunchy.

I can't believe I'm the first to name Ken Cuchinelli! Did I spell that right?

Cooch. I love it.

It's Cuccinelli. Ci in Italian sounds like chi.

Boehner, Cantor, Ryan, Romney, maybe even Cruz? might need a few shots of tequila first. Oh and out of curiosity, pipsqueaky Rand Paul.

I've always hoped Michael Cohen has big bull balls. So hang me.

Mitt Romney and all of his sons. Simultaneously.

I was so hot for Michael Cohen in the days before he went to prison. Now that he's out, he's a little worse for the wear but I'd still happily do him and he's even come over to our side and will be a BIG part of Dump's worse nightmares in the NY courts. Mike's appearances on MSNBC are always fun, I love the way he giggles about Dump now.

Does throwing gasoline on them and setting them on fire count as a hate fuck?

Asking for a friend.

Shame on you all.

R92 - it's only sex. Who cares?

[quote] Nestor

Yes, Nestor is hot.

For some reason I find George Papadopoulos sexy, although I have seen some photos where his skin looks bad

Rep. Anthony Sabatini (FL). He's such a petty motherfucker but yeah I'd hate suck his dick, hate run my mouth along his shaft, hate play tongue on the head and hate swallow his cum.

R95 Never has oral sex been made to sound so violent! Kinky!

The YOUNG Scaramucci.

Aaron Schock

Paul Ryan

Adam Kinzinger

Tom Rice

Probably not much real action, but he’s still mighty pretty to look at

Dang r99, did you bake cookies?

We would just look into each other’s eyes

So Brave

Ew r102.

Daddy Mitt.

R101's photo shows us that Roller Nazi can shoot his cuffs.

He can shoot a gun, even if the recoil puts the chair in reverse.

And he can shoot his mouth - we've seen and heard that.

But I don't think he can shoot much else.

I’d piss-fuck Josh Hawley and Wheels.

I wonder if Wheels’ prostate tickles...

I feel so ashamed. I had a dirty dream about Josh Hawley last night.

I write Mike Pence fan fic.

Post the link please r108.

R107 what did he do in the dream?

Gym Jordan. No lube, no spit. I want him to hurt. I want to cum in his eyes. I would film it too.

I'd fuck Mitt Romney too but I'd go a little easier on him.

Jeff Flake, no more needs to be said.

[quote] gary cohn can fuckin get it.

This Gary Cohen, R79?

Very much a Democrat and friend of Bill & Hillary (in as much as people on that level can have real friends). The writing on the wall indicated that he wasn't going to move up to CEO of Goldman Sachs so he left (with a massive buyout). He was never a Trumper but was/is deeply entangled with the Kushners--largely through philanthropic interests, actually.

I've met him multiple times. He's incredibly charismatic in person (with a great speaking voice), surprisingly low key and a devoted family man.

I very begrudgingly admit that I have wanked to the image of fucking Cawthorn and then just COVERING his face in my spunk. And revelling in his hot shame afterwards. Not proud, but there it is.

[quote]what did he do in the dream?

R110 - this is a judgment free zone, right? (Yeah, right!)

I guess by DL standards it was rather tame. I met him in some DC hotel room, we were both fully dressed in suits. I slowly undressed him, article by article as he sat back in a chair nursing a scotch on the rocks. Then I spent (probably too long of a ) time smelling his feet and sucking his toes and sniffing his taint. And I think that's when my alarm went off. Probably for the best. Body worship of Josh Hawley is basically an act of treason.

He's such an average white guy. But, I guess political power + a gym membership + a well fitted suit can kinda do it for me.

[quote] He's such an average white guy. But, I guess political power + a gym membership + a well fitted suit can kinda do it for me.

And his voice

R116 - he was actually silent throughout the dream -- didn't say a word. I think that's for the best given that anything he'd say -- even a dream -- would probably be repugnant. Not to mention that his smug speaking voice with his nasally pitch and that sound like he's always got a mouth full of saliva isn't exactly sexy.

Look. I never claimed I was proud of having a dirty dream about the Howdy Doody fucker.