Madison Cawthorn

His annunciation is weird

Our little wheelchair Nazi

[quote] I will not be silent.

Yes, but you will sit down.

He weirdly pronounces the word and.

Is he appearing from the Matrix?

Drunk on Wheels

[quote]His annunciation is weird

I would say 'oh, dear,' R1, but I can't stop laughing!

Someone needs to wheel her off the steps of the capitol

Close your pie hole and take your shirt off.

Oooooh, smell her!

Representative Joe Swanson...

I hope they have a better case than this for January 6.

Someone skipped leg day.

Oh, wait.

Heil Sitler

Heil Sitler

Embarassing. Of course the youngest congressperson ever would be a white man and an imbecile.

From the Sidney Powell School of Dramatic Innuendos

Of course, he’s too stupid to realize that he’s questioning/challenging the same electoral process that just put him into office.

Maybe he should lead by example and resign or refuse to acknowledge that he actually won. SMH.

As Trump goes (down) through the legal system over the next few years, remember the names of this supporters- and vote them out.

If you post your number I can text you a picture of his penis.

He was recently interviewed by WUNC, or local NPR station, for their politics podcast.

He sounds like a girl and is as dumb as a rock. He misused several words. Judge for yourselves.

If he was a disabled black tranny Republican you would say the same shit.

[quote] Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.

[quote] Conquered yet another vehicle since being paralyzed.

Did he actually take the Wave Runner out in the water or just sit on one that is docked? He's a risk management nightmare to the owner of the jetski rentals. I would have told him no and charged him $25 to sit on one for the photo op.

In case you didn't see the first several comments below his:

[quote] adel_m_hajjar02 Do you think you’ll ever walk again?

[quote] theoriginallegrand @damonstephenhowze I wonder how you're job at the salon would feel about making fun of people's disability? Do you think they'd like it very much?

Hi Madison

R22 is standing up for injustice while engaging in name-calling. LOL.

I did Nazi this coming

R26 Ha! Perfect.

Even Hitler had his co-conspirators and anti-democracy zealots.

I'd sit on his face and give him my most potent turkey fartz

I believe Madyson is telling HER truth.

I just looked up the history of his accident. He took on the insurance company and lost. It's odd that he didn't sue the friend:

[quote] his friend fell asleep at the wheel and the SUV crashed into a concrete barrier. (Daytona Beach)

[quote] The injuries left Cawthorn partially paralyzed, and he now uses a wheelchair.

[quote] He accrued $3 million in medical debt during his recovery.

[quote] His friend's insurance company offered him $3 million to cover his medical treatment, but Cawthorn sued the company for $30 million.

[quote] A judge later ruled in the insurer's favor.

He’s a total moron. Such an embarrassment that this idiot is going to serve in the US House.

If they are going to use special effects they could just show him standing.

I mean what the fuck is with the highly produced segments and gq photo shoots of himself. What a douche. I hope he dies of covid.

Fucking asshole.

He says he is undermining something because he believes in it. He’s strange.

You could, r35.

He wouldn’t feel it though, so don’t expect any feedback.

[quote] Yes, but you will sit down.

BIIIITCH. omg. 😂

He's a charlatan because he [italic]chose[/italic] to be shown wheeling himself into frame. just to show the chair for sympathy or credibility. I call bullshit.

North Carolina has a population of 10.5 million. And out of those 10.5 million people, this is who they send to Congress. They clearly aren’t sending their best or their brightest. The US is in big trouble.

Hasn't a leg to stand on, as it were

R40, most of those 10.5 million don't live in his district and therefore couldn't have voted for him

[quote] this is who they send to Congress

They had the opportunity to send a seasoned, experienced former JAG officer who had been a law professor and a military judge. His opponent in November’s election would have made a great addition to Congress. Instead, they chose this dipshit.

I can't wait to see what Nancy has in store for this punk.

He is just rolling with the GOP.

Roller Nazi said what now?

[quote]I will not be silent.

You will after I cram a sock in your nasty mouth.

Does he possess firearms?

The Roller Nazi has stated his boundaries!!

If you listen to his bullshit, he seems to be saying that legislators not voters have the final say. Which is of course undemocratic, but I doubt he even understands the script they gave him.

Not averse to being in the company of out gay men...

RollerNazi is still the best DL name for him

r51, who is that?

R53 Dave Rubin. Host of the Rubin report. He is a gay conservative. I used to like him until he got all trumpy.

I want to see Madison Crawford and Kellyanne Conway star in a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

R53: yes, Dave Rubin, as r54 stated

I have no idea why Rubin even pretends to be anything other than a conservative at this point.

He’s rolling in mendacity like a pig in a mud slide!

^ He's a Brick, looking for a Skipper

makers. He poop by himself? Someone needs to stick a garden house in his ostomy until water shoots out his mouth.

R55 - “But ya ARE, Madison! Ya ARE in a WHEELCHAIR !!”

Like the other super hardcore Trumpists in Congress-- Margie Q, Goehmert, Gaetz, Jordan and Mo, RollerNazi is the perfect reality TV show contestant.

If we work on the notion that a lot of Trump's appeal is he's made politics "fun" for stupid people (e.g., "build the Wall!" is a lot easier and you can chant it, versus "immigration quotas", "asylum seekers" and "DACA") then having a supporting cast like this makes sense.

You can 100% see them all on a Survivor- or Big Brother-like show with "confessionals" and the like.

^^This is also why all the Trump wannabes will fail--Hawley, Rubio, Cruz, Cotton, Nimrata et al may be conservative but they seem like uptight lawyers trying hard to be something they're not. Whereas that crew above is effortlessly white trashy.

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A TikTok user clipped a part of one of Madison's Instagram IGTVs in which Madison eats at the Capital Hill Club.

Ah call him Meals on Wheels, 'cause he's such a tasty morsel

Where's Darlene Snell when you need her?

[quote]He says he is undermining something because he believes in it. He’s strange.

And by "strange," I assume you mean retarded.

Who the fuck captioned that video?

“A conflict adventurous”?!

No, sir, I don't like it

Conservative ‘Heartthrobs’

Omg

Let's go for a swim, Maddy!

Front and Center

I'm getting flashbacks of Deidre Hall and her refusal to wear a red ribbon.

Of course he’s front and center, r74.

Did you expect him to power walk those stairs?!

The ableism here is just disgusting. Judge his policy and character not his disability

[quote] The ableism here is just disgusting. Judge his policy and character not his disability

We are.

The fact that he’s disabled is just icing on the cake.

Maiden Speech

I wanna see him pushed off a cliff.

Nope.

His disability is a result of his poor life choices and lack of personal responsibility, he is unfit for office.

His disability is an issue because he doesn't understand that he would have gassed by the Nazis.

He has great forearms. Can't stand the way he speaks. Why's he glitching out in OP's vid?

Still here

Did everyone see his signature today?

Kill the crippy!

^ OMG

R85, his signature looks like a 4th-grade girl's.

^ It needs a little heart over the I.

He looks like he has a big chest, biceps, and shoulders.

Hahah, who's Madison Cauthon?

He misspelled his own name.

I would like to see Tammy Duckworth debate him. Then beat the shit out of him.

R90, but unfortunately, he looks like one of those guys who skips out on leg and ass day at the gym for some reason.

Conservative ‘Sweethearts’ du jour

[quote] His annunciation is weird

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

I hope you mean his enunciation...

[quote] Conservative ‘Sweethearts’ du jour

So sweet! They may end up sharing a prison cell.

His face, while attractive, becomes increasingly nondescript the more I look at it.

We need to cut Madison off at the knees!

Wheelchair Nazi is lying.

If you think about it - it's the only thing he can do...

Hardline ‘HeartThrobs’

Pizza time

He's like a Disney Prince... but carrying a swastika.

[quote] Who the fuck captioned that video? “A conflict adventurous”?!

The moron who put it on TikTok. That Nazi Maddy garbled the words “of interest” and his sycophant thought that he said adventurous.

He's like a Disney Prince... just with a colostomy bag and really awesome parking.

Don’t skip Arms Days kids

He is basically that guy that DL was obsessed who worked at Home Depot. I can't think of his name, but he was blond and good looking. It's a shame that below the waist he's useless and his brain has been destroyed by fairy tales and hate.

Can he get an erection or only receive?

[quote] Of course the youngest congressperson ever would be a white man and an imbecile.

Remarks like this really make me want to lean into my white male privilege.

[quote] Can he get an erection or only receive?

He can only receive. He won't know it is happening. Just keep him engaged in a conversation if want to rub his crotch for shits and giggles.

I think this guy was the Republican response to Democrats' AOC. AOC was the youngest Rep before him, I think, and she had the story of a working class woman who went from waitressing in bars to the Capitol in Washington. Repubs had to one-up the Dems and so, found someone even younger at 25 and with even more hardship of being disabled. I'm patiently waiting for the day Repubs debut their version of squad any day now.

[quote]I'm patiently waiting for the day Repubs debut their version of squad any day now.

Thought they did. It's that group of crazy qanon women

So Brave! Madison asking y’all to join him on CNN

[quote]So Brave! Madison asking y’all to join him on CNN

Is he experiencing his brave last days yet?

Another day, another ...

AT THE VERY VERY LEAST CAN ANYONE IMAGINE any 25 year old without a shred of experience, education, qualifications even THINKING to run for ANY political office much less be a state representative! OF COURSE NOT! just for this he HAS TO BE OFF THE CHARTS MONUMENTAL NARCISSISTIC AND MORALLY ETHICALLY BANKRUPT!...

heck, i'm twice his age and even I"M MORE educated and qualified than he is and i wouldn't think to run for city clerk much less being a state rep!

This idiot is the one to watch. He's ignorant and has a big, fat mouth that is going to get him in a lot of trouble

His downfall will be hilarious

Hey listen

Stupid closet case.

Yeah, Rollernazi is going to have a brief career in the House.

Instead of a one term wonder, I would like to see him be a one month wonder.

Instead of being expelled from the House, I'd like to see him pushed down the stairs but, you know, I'm just mean like that.

Can someone hide his oil can so his wheels seize up and he can’t move.

Rollerina seems as dumb as a bag of hair.

With the Ladies

Boys’ day out

[quote]Solid day of skeet shooting with the men

Because Madison is soooo manly! Was he named after Darryl Hannah's character in "Splash"?

You know how bitchy gimps can be..

Um... can I get a clarification on what Lara Cunt T**** is wearing in that photo at r125? They're not pants and they're not a skirt they're.. both? What the fuck is that and, more importantly, WHY is that?

Hmm, I'm thinking there's maybe only one straight guy in that photo. I said, "maybe".

Does anyone know if his dick still works?!?

Smile

He has crazy eyes. Does he take a lot of drugs?

At first I thought they were hunting, not skeet shooting, and I couldn't figure out how they'd roll him around in the woods. They're supposed to be quiet and not tip off he animals.

[Quote] He's like a Disney Prince... just with a colostomy bag and really awesome parking.

😂

This nitwit keeps going after Nancy Pelosi. She could eat him for breakfast and shit him out at the 10AM coffee break. I read he was riding with his legs on the dashboard when the accident happened. Who does that?

Usually fat fraus.

[quote]Boys’ day out

Looks like a bunch of Degens from north of Letterkenny.

So, what atrocities has Sitler committed this weekend? I hope someone is keeping a comprehensive list and receipts. Speaking of receipts, he must be celebrating with notorious DC escorts right, it not like he’s Frat boying it up at Georgetown college bars slipping somethin’ somethin’ into girls drinks right? Follow the escorting Vimeo!

For his next move, he's going to try to join the Crips.

His pronunciation problems stem from the fact that he's a North Carolina redneck and he's trying way too hard to sound less rednecky now that he's in Washington. Unfortunately his lips and tongue are too accustomed to forming words in a certain way. He hasn't been there long enough to perfect his new brogue and at times he gets tongue tied.

OMFG

Mood

Mood? Is he parked near the stairs? I'm in the mood to push him down them.

R129, those are culottes and Ilsa Schiaparelli created them.

I only stopped in to read R14/R15’s “heil Sitler” for the dozenth time.

hope he dies

Sharing Calories and Courage

^ Oops here’s the pic

Lolz #soundofmusic

Wedding bells

My response to "Madison" (what a pansy, queeny fucking name) is Justin Long's famous line from Zack and Miri Make a Porno - "you better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it"...

The only thing this pathetic little gimp is good for is providing dirty anal. Guess the all those closet GOP Congressional queens are freaky tops.

Lol, look at the 2nd pic, he totally has his hand on that guy’s cock.

Love

R153 So, the second guy in the picture is Stephen Smith who is listed as Madison’s Scheduler in Washington. Is he Madison’s secret boyfriend? They traveled through Europe together and seem to share many key life moments like when Madison got his braces and walked a few steps. He seems very gay and sycophantically in love with Madison at the very least. Here’s a picture from his cheerleading days.

R153: yes, that thot did cross my mind too

In the video on the third swipe, Stephen is in workout gear and looks extra hot and sexy and seems to be contemplating how he can stick his cock up Madison’s ass.

Getting salty

Where does the girlfriend get her sex?

R157 If you look at her IG I would say she channels it into working out and sports, she’s the most athletic female I’ve ever seen on IG. Of course that could mean she’s a lesbian and all of this is a bearding situation.

He needs a brain prosthesis.

Sorry, let me add the clip:

Is his anger & ignorance a result from his injury??? Any therapists out there see this type of personality trait from the newly paralyzed/quality of like challenged patients?? Although, I do think he was a bit of an asshole prior injury......

R155 Madison is hot.

[quote]The future

What socialist program covers his medical expenses?

He was a massive dick well before his injury, R161. This is well-established.

This punk needs his "comeuppance" by being rolled off the Education Committee. Putting the home-schooled bible school dropout on it was just GOP trolling.

I would like to kick him square in his Nazi teeth. Gimpy bitch.

Uh oh

Face off

That looks like a porn star competition.

With a snazzy Fanboi

R171 - The first thought that entered my mind when looking at the photo was “I hope to God that the freak in the leather coat pushed that wheelchair back into the pool right after this picture was taken.”

R172: haha funny, but not likely though...

Cross-generational

The 2000 and 2016 elections were stolen by the means these people accused the Democratic party of using in 2020.

The American media is complicit in all this, they never asked any questions or chose to deliberately frame the discussion in ways to aid the thieves.

Talk about a bitch on wheels.

Where is Richard Widmark when we need him? (Sad)

If he had two legs to stand on, he'd be an Instaho announcing daily sales on his OnlyFans account.

We haven't heard from Roller Nazi recently. What's he been up to I wonder? Or should I say, what ELSE has he been up to?

R179: here ya go

He is painfully stupid.

Thanks R180!

Ahh I see. He's just repeating the usual GOP script like a robot with no legs.

Sad.

Why does he insist on placing his knees together like a little Miss Priss? They definitely are scrawny, but wear a couple pairs of thick thermal underwear and manspread them to give the illusion of bulk. That’s the only advice I’m ever giving that bitch.

The picture where he’s got pizza on his lap makes me gag. That bottom box was probably soaked with piss and colostomy leakage.

Are you serious R183?

His legs are the equivalent of dead sticks and fall together like that because they are useless appendages with no feeling and have shriveled up - much like his tiny little penis. There's nothing he can do about any of it and it will only continue to get worse as they years go by until he dies at 40 or so.

He's pretty to look at. And that sums him all up.

[quote]Iron sharpens iron

No, he’s not, r185. I see nothing but ignorant evil when I look at him.

I’d like to smack that smarmy little grin off his face too.

Cigar

Did Madison request Aaron Schock’s old office?

R188, that’s not a cigar, that’s a joint!

Throwback: God’s good little children

Lolz Bring it!

BlondS

R193 I don’t think he knows how to read now. But I’m sure his momma made sure he was the valedictorian of him one person homeschool class.

[quote]RED WHITE & TRUTH

R195 In my bleary eyed morning awakening I somehow read that as Red, White and Butch! Hernforced masc game is harder than a sexually confused pretty Midwest boy arriving on Santa Monica Boulevard in the 1980s. Why she try so hard to be butch?

* her forced

I'm afraid hunky Swallwell wouldn't stand a chance against Cawthorn's huge and mighty muscles. Eric needs to get to the gym.

Well, being a daddy seems to have taken a toll

More shapely here

[quote]RED WHITE & TRUTH

"Truth" 😂

[quote] But I’m sure his momma made sure he was the valedictorian of him one person homeschool class.

Imagine what prom night was like.

He is really, really stupid. The minimum wage has nothing to do with the national debt. I hope North Carolina smartens up by 2022 and gets rid of him.

R203, his district in NC is clearly full of complete imbeciles and assholes.

The entire state of NC is full of imbeciles and assholes. Yet they are far more intelligent than the denizens of SC . Chew on that for a while.

Popular

R206 Who is that little ass wipe, who for once feels tall towering over Sitler?

Treason on wheels. OP's link to Roller Nazi's post shows it is now tagged for treason.

R207: a Conservative twink-Bro still in college, apparently

Ugh, that creepy little runt looks like one of the children of the damned, no wonder he wears sunglasses all the time. It’s so disheartening to see college students this conservative and maniacal, I understand basement dwellers that never left home, but one would hope they might throw off the shackles of their conservative parents once they see the wider world. And dudebros like this being against abortion, but how many of them do he and his friends (hopefully) pay for in a lifetime, but somehow feel morally above it because they wouldn’t marry those girls anyways? Abortion exists almost exclusively to get rid of these guys possible spawn, they should be carrying fucking banners in the street to protect it.

Separated at birth...?

[quote]They're both absolute winners

They're both absolute wieners.

Poor Madyson must be bereft over the news of Rush Limbaugh's death.

[quote]Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC [quote]I just heard that Rush Limbaugh has passed away. America has lost a true patriot. Heartbreaking News

Actually, Madison, America has lost a true POS.

Feisty!

Popular with the youth

R216 As if I guy who failed out of Bible college has any interest or respect for education, delusional.

Not everyone is a Fanboi

[quote]The greatest example of Masculine Strength

[quote]I will never be able to thank the Limbaugh family enough for what Rush did for me. He has crafted many of my political beliefs and I will miss his steady voice in my ears.

What a retard.

Boys on the right

^^ The Red Tie League.^^ Idiots.

School

What a fucktard Madyson is.

I'll throw staircases at him if I see him in person.

But who fucks the girlfriend?

He’s such a moron. And, he’s constantly opening his trap and proving what an idiot that he is.

Cute doggie

^^ Such a butch dog for a manly man like Madyson. ^^

I'd like to sponsor a big charity race between Madison and Greg Abbott. The surprise is finishing line is at the edge of a cliff, disguised to look like a Trump billboard.

Is he claiming it’s his emotional support animal? Because they’re really starting to crack down on that shit.

R199, that's a hot picture of Swallwell.

R232: more Daddy for ya then

The beard suits him well!

Hi y’a!

Those nipples look like they must contain the totality of his sexual expression.

Wind down with a cigar in the evening

Sometimes a cigar is just a dick.

Rush likes cigars, too. Oh, that's right. He's dead. Of lung cancer.

...got to wear Shades??

Do I see gapped teeth?

Now Fatherland, fatherland, show us the sign Your children have waited to see The morning will come When the world is mine Tomorrow belongs to me Tomorrow belongs to me Tomorrow belongs to me

Hitler would have loved this boy from the nipples up.

Florida meets North Carolina

[quote]America’s Governor. If all states were as brave and innovative as Florida, our country would be a much better place.

It ought to be against the law to be this fucking stupid.

Buzzfeed article on his serial perving during college

Of course his group of friends were known as the “douche crew” in college.

The story is blowing up.

Yeah, about six months too late.

Quite a trailer

With a fan of color

With an even younger fan of color

Thanks R199

It must kill him that he can’t stand for the Pledge of Allegiance or the National Anthem, good little patriot that he claims to be.

Truth and Madison Cawthorn have only the most fleeting of relationships with one another.

I’m hoping he got way drunk at his little Nazi convention and accidentally wheeled himself into the pool at the Orlando Hyatt.

The big WaPo feature details how much of a lil' sociopath this punk is, especially his lying about his buddy leaving him to burn alive in the car wreck.

Well, I bet if his dick still worked he’d be vigorously stroking it all during Trump’s keynote speech today.

Message

Despicable, Despicable, Despicable , but he’s only a mouth piece, who is it that is really writing his material because he stupider than a box of rocks?

R260: I was wondering about exactly the same thing...

Madison obviously thinks he's a big wheel now.

[quote]Young Conservatives

I find it delicious that he has to sit down to pee.

Do you think Marjorie Taylor Greene invites him over to her office to eat out her pussy?

[quote]the biggest angel

Lolz sleep-deprived and looking at an invisible watch

[quote] Wind down with a cigar in the evening

R237, Would he feel it if someone snuffed out that cigar on his thigh or shin? Or would it just scar?

Bros

The only job he’s actually eligible for and has experience in is being a Test Crash Dummy.

Christian lesbian minister is coming for Sitler’s job because he “flirts with Nazi.” Honey, he not only flirts, he goes down on them, fingers them and rims them.