Madison Cawthorn

His annunciation is weird

Our little wheelchair Nazi

[quote] I will not be silent.

Yes, but you will sit down.

He weirdly pronounces the word and.

Is he appearing from the Matrix?

Drunk on Wheels

[quote]His annunciation is weird

I would say 'oh, dear,' R1, but I can't stop laughing!

Someone needs to wheel her off the steps of the capitol

Close your pie hole and take your shirt off.

Oooooh, smell her!

Representative Joe Swanson...

I hope they have a better case than this for January 6.

Someone skipped leg day.

Oh, wait.

Heil Sitler

Heil Sitler

Embarassing. Of course the youngest congressperson ever would be a white man and an imbecile.

From the Sidney Powell School of Dramatic Innuendos

Of course, he’s too stupid to realize that he’s questioning/challenging the same electoral process that just put him into office.

Maybe he should lead by example and resign or refuse to acknowledge that he actually won. SMH.

As Trump goes (down) through the legal system over the next few years, remember the names of this supporters- and vote them out.

If you post your number I can text you a picture of his penis.

He was recently interviewed by WUNC, or local NPR station, for their politics podcast.

He sounds like a girl and is as dumb as a rock. He misused several words. Judge for yourselves.

If he was a disabled black tranny Republican you would say the same shit.

[quote] Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.

[quote] Conquered yet another vehicle since being paralyzed.

Did he actually take the Wave Runner out in the water or just sit on one that is docked? He's a risk management nightmare to the owner of the jetski rentals. I would have told him no and charged him $25 to sit on one for the photo op.

In case you didn't see the first several comments below his:

[quote] adel_m_hajjar02 Do you think you’ll ever walk again?

[quote] theoriginallegrand @damonstephenhowze I wonder how you're job at the salon would feel about making fun of people's disability? Do you think they'd like it very much?

Hi Madison

R22 is standing up for injustice while engaging in name-calling. LOL.

I did Nazi this coming

R26 Ha! Perfect.

Even Hitler had his co-conspirators and anti-democracy zealots.

I'd sit on his face and give him my most potent turkey fartz

I believe Madyson is telling HER truth.

I just looked up the history of his accident. He took on the insurance company and lost. It's odd that he didn't sue the friend:

[quote] his friend fell asleep at the wheel and the SUV crashed into a concrete barrier. (Daytona Beach)

[quote] The injuries left Cawthorn partially paralyzed, and he now uses a wheelchair.

[quote] He accrued $3 million in medical debt during his recovery.

[quote] His friend's insurance company offered him $3 million to cover his medical treatment, but Cawthorn sued the company for $30 million.

[quote] A judge later ruled in the insurer's favor.

He’s a total moron. Such an embarrassment that this idiot is going to serve in the US House.

If they are going to use special effects they could just show him standing.

I mean what the fuck is with the highly produced segments and gq photo shoots of himself. What a douche. I hope he dies of covid.

Fucking asshole.

He says he is undermining something because he believes in it. He’s strange.

You could, r35.

He wouldn’t feel it though, so don’t expect any feedback.

[quote] Yes, but you will sit down.

BIIIITCH. omg. 😂

He's a charlatan because he [italic]chose[/italic] to be shown wheeling himself into frame. just to show the chair for sympathy or credibility. I call bullshit.

North Carolina has a population of 10.5 million. And out of those 10.5 million people, this is who they send to Congress. They clearly aren’t sending their best or their brightest. The US is in big trouble.

Hasn't a leg to stand on, as it were

R40, most of those 10.5 million don't live in his district and therefore couldn't have voted for him

[quote] this is who they send to Congress

They had the opportunity to send a seasoned, experienced former JAG officer who had been a law professor and a military judge. His opponent in November’s election would have made a great addition to Congress. Instead, they chose this dipshit.

I can't wait to see what Nancy has in store for this punk.

He is just rolling with the GOP.

Roller Nazi said what now?

[quote]I will not be silent.

You will after I cram a sock in your nasty mouth.

Does he possess firearms?

The Roller Nazi has stated his boundaries!!

If you listen to his bullshit, he seems to be saying that legislators not voters have the final say. Which is of course undemocratic, but I doubt he even understands the script they gave him.

Not averse to being in the company of out gay men...

RollerNazi is still the best DL name for him

r51, who is that?

R53 Dave Rubin. Host of the Rubin report. He is a gay conservative. I used to like him until he got all trumpy.

I want to see Madison Crawford and Kellyanne Conway star in a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

R53: yes, Dave Rubin, as r54 stated

I have no idea why Rubin even pretends to be anything other than a conservative at this point.

He’s rolling in mendacity like a pig in a mud slide!

^ He's a Brick, looking for a Skipper

makers. He poop by himself? Someone needs to stick a garden house in his ostomy until water shoots out his mouth.

R55 - “But ya ARE, Madison! Ya ARE in a WHEELCHAIR !!”

Like the other super hardcore Trumpists in Congress-- Margie Q, Goehmert, Gaetz, Jordan and Mo, RollerNazi is the perfect reality TV show contestant.

If we work on the notion that a lot of Trump's appeal is he's made politics "fun" for stupid people (e.g., "build the Wall!" is a lot easier and you can chant it, versus "immigration quotas", "asylum seekers" and "DACA") then having a supporting cast like this makes sense.

You can 100% see them all on a Survivor- or Big Brother-like show with "confessionals" and the like.

^^This is also why all the Trump wannabes will fail--Hawley, Rubio, Cruz, Cotton, Nimrata et al may be conservative but they seem like uptight lawyers trying hard to be something they're not. Whereas that crew above is effortlessly white trashy.

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

A TikTok user clipped a part of one of Madison's Instagram IGTVs in which Madison eats at the Capital Hill Club.

Ah call him Meals on Wheels, 'cause he's such a tasty morsel

Where's Darlene Snell when you need her?

[quote]He says he is undermining something because he believes in it. He’s strange.

And by "strange," I assume you mean retarded.

Who the fuck captioned that video?

“A conflict adventurous”?!

No, sir, I don't like it

Conservative ‘Heartthrobs’

Omg

Let's go for a swim, Maddy!

Front and Center

I'm getting flashbacks of Deidre Hall and her refusal to wear a red ribbon.

Of course he’s front and center, r74.

Did you expect him to power walk those stairs?!

The ableism here is just disgusting. Judge his policy and character not his disability

[quote] The ableism here is just disgusting. Judge his policy and character not his disability

We are.

The fact that he’s disabled is just icing on the cake.

Maiden Speech

I wanna see him pushed off a cliff.

Nope.

His disability is a result of his poor life choices and lack of personal responsibility, he is unfit for office.

His disability is an issue because he doesn't understand that he would have gassed by the Nazis.

He has great forearms. Can't stand the way he speaks. Why's he glitching out in OP's vid?

Still here

Did everyone see his signature today?

Kill the crippy!

^ OMG

R85, his signature looks like a 4th-grade girl's.

^ It needs a little heart over the I.

He looks like he has a big chest, biceps, and shoulders.

Hahah, who's Madison Cauthon?

He misspelled his own name.

I would like to see Tammy Duckworth debate him. Then beat the shit out of him.

R90, but unfortunately, he looks like one of those guys who skips out on leg and ass day at the gym for some reason.

Conservative ‘Sweethearts’ du jour

[quote] His annunciation is weird

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

I hope you mean his enunciation...

[quote] Conservative ‘Sweethearts’ du jour

So sweet! They may end up sharing a prison cell.

His face, while attractive, becomes increasingly nondescript the more I look at it.

We need to cut Madison off at the knees!

Wheelchair Nazi is lying.

If you think about it - it's the only thing he can do...

Hardline ‘HeartThrobs’

Pizza time

He's like a Disney Prince... but carrying a swastika.

[quote] Who the fuck captioned that video? “A conflict adventurous”?!

The moron who put it on TikTok. That Nazi Maddy garbled the words “of interest” and his sycophant thought that he said adventurous.

He's like a Disney Prince... just with a colostomy bag and really awesome parking.

Don’t skip Arms Days kids

He is basically that guy that DL was obsessed who worked at Home Depot. I can't think of his name, but he was blond and good looking. It's a shame that below the waist he's useless and his brain has been destroyed by fairy tales and hate.

Can he get an erection or only receive?

[quote] Of course the youngest congressperson ever would be a white man and an imbecile.

Remarks like this really make me want to lean into my white male privilege.

[quote] Can he get an erection or only receive?

He can only receive. He won't know it is happening. Just keep him engaged in a conversation if want to rub his crotch for shits and giggles.

I think this guy was the Republican response to Democrats' AOC. AOC was the youngest Rep before him, I think, and she had the story of a working class woman who went from waitressing in bars to the Capitol in Washington. Repubs had to one-up the Dems and so, found someone even younger at 25 and with even more hardship of being disabled. I'm patiently waiting for the day Repubs debut their version of squad any day now.

[quote]I'm patiently waiting for the day Repubs debut their version of squad any day now.

Thought they did. It's that group of crazy qanon women

So Brave! Madison asking y’all to join him on CNN

[quote]So Brave! Madison asking y’all to join him on CNN

Is he experiencing his brave last days yet?

Another day, another ...

AT THE VERY VERY LEAST CAN ANYONE IMAGINE any 25 year old without a shred of experience, education, qualifications even THINKING to run for ANY political office much less be a state representative! OF COURSE NOT! just for this he HAS TO BE OFF THE CHARTS MONUMENTAL NARCISSISTIC AND MORALLY ETHICALLY BANKRUPT!...

heck, i'm twice his age and even I"M MORE educated and qualified than he is and i wouldn't think to run for city clerk much less being a state rep!

This idiot is the one to watch. He's ignorant and has a big, fat mouth that is going to get him in a lot of trouble

His downfall will be hilarious

Hey listen

Stupid closet case.

Yeah, Rollernazi is going to have a brief career in the House.

Instead of a one term wonder, I would like to see him be a one month wonder.

Instead of being expelled from the House, I'd like to see him pushed down the stairs but, you know, I'm just mean like that.

Can someone hide his oil can so his wheels seize up and he can’t move.

Rollerina seems as dumb as a bag of hair.

With the Ladies

Boys’ day out

[quote]Solid day of skeet shooting with the men

Because Madison is soooo manly! Was he named after Darryl Hannah's character in "Splash"?

You know how bitchy gimps can be..

Um... can I get a clarification on what Lara Cunt T**** is wearing in that photo at r125? They're not pants and they're not a skirt they're.. both? What the fuck is that and, more importantly, WHY is that?

Hmm, I'm thinking there's maybe only one straight guy in that photo. I said, "maybe".

Does anyone know if his dick still works?!?

Smile

He has crazy eyes. Does he take a lot of drugs?

At first I thought they were hunting, not skeet shooting, and I couldn't figure out how they'd roll him around in the woods. They're supposed to be quiet and not tip off he animals.

[Quote] He's like a Disney Prince... just with a colostomy bag and really awesome parking.

😂

This nitwit keeps going after Nancy Pelosi. She could eat him for breakfast and shit him out at the 10AM coffee break. I read he was riding with his legs on the dashboard when the accident happened. Who does that?

Usually fat fraus.

[quote]Boys’ day out

Looks like a bunch of Degens from north of Letterkenny.

So, what atrocities has Sitler committed this weekend? I hope someone is keeping a comprehensive list and receipts. Speaking of receipts, he must be celebrating with notorious DC escorts right, it not like he’s Frat boying it up at Georgetown college bars slipping somethin’ somethin’ into girls drinks right? Follow the escorting Vimeo!

For his next move, he's going to try to join the Crips.

His pronunciation problems stem from the fact that he's a North Carolina redneck and he's trying way too hard to sound less rednecky now that he's in Washington. Unfortunately his lips and tongue are too accustomed to forming words in a certain way. He hasn't been there long enough to perfect his new brogue and at times he gets tongue tied.

OMFG

Mood

Mood? Is he parked near the stairs? I'm in the mood to push him down them.

R129, those are culottes and Ilsa Schiaparelli created them.

I only stopped in to read R14/R15’s “heil Sitler” for the dozenth time.

hope he dies

Sharing Calories and Courage

^ Oops here’s the pic

Lolz #soundofmusic

Wedding bells

My response to "Madison" (what a pansy, queeny fucking name) is Justin Long's famous line from Zack and Miri Make a Porno - "you better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it"...

The only thing this pathetic little gimp is good for is providing dirty anal. Guess the all those closet GOP Congressional queens are freaky tops.

Lol, look at the 2nd pic, he totally has his hand on that guy’s cock.

Love

R153 So, the second guy in the picture is Stephen Smith who is listed as Madison’s Scheduler in Washington. Is he Madison’s secret boyfriend? They traveled through Europe together and seem to share many key life moments like when Madison got his braces and walked a few steps. He seems very gay and sycophantically in love with Madison at the very least. Here’s a picture from his cheerleading days.

R153: yes, that thot did cross my mind too

In the video on the third swipe, Stephen is in workout gear and looks extra hot and sexy and seems to be contemplating how he can stick his cock up Madison’s ass.

Getting salty

Where does the girlfriend get her sex?

R157 If you look at her IG I would say she channels it into working out and sports, she’s the most athletic female I’ve ever seen on IG. Of course that could mean she’s a lesbian and all of this is a bearding situation.

He needs a brain prosthesis.

Sorry, let me add the clip:

Is his anger & ignorance a result from his injury??? Any therapists out there see this type of personality trait from the newly paralyzed/quality of like challenged patients?? Although, I do think he was a bit of an asshole prior injury......

R155 Madison is hot.

[quote]The future

What socialist program covers his medical expenses?

He was a massive dick well before his injury, R161. This is well-established.

This punk needs his "comeuppance" by being rolled off the Education Committee. Putting the home-schooled bible school dropout on it was just GOP trolling.

I would like to kick him square in his Nazi teeth. Gimpy bitch.

Uh oh

Face off

That looks like a porn star competition.

With a snazzy Fanboi

R171 - The first thought that entered my mind when looking at the photo was “I hope to God that the freak in the leather coat pushed that wheelchair back into the pool right after this picture was taken.”

R172: haha funny, but not likely though...

Cross-generational

The 2000 and 2016 elections were stolen by the means these people accused the Democratic party of using in 2020.

The American media is complicit in all this, they never asked any questions or chose to deliberately frame the discussion in ways to aid the thieves.

Talk about a bitch on wheels.

Where is Richard Widmark when we need him? (Sad)

If he had two legs to stand on, he'd be an Instaho announcing daily sales on his OnlyFans account.

We haven't heard from Roller Nazi recently. What's he been up to I wonder? Or should I say, what ELSE has he been up to?

R179: here ya go

He is painfully stupid.

Thanks R180!

Ahh I see. He's just repeating the usual GOP script like a robot with no legs.

Sad.

Why does he insist on placing his knees together like a little Miss Priss? They definitely are scrawny, but wear a couple pairs of thick thermal underwear and manspread them to give the illusion of bulk. That’s the only advice I’m ever giving that bitch.

The picture where he’s got pizza on his lap makes me gag. That bottom box was probably soaked with piss and colostomy leakage.

Are you serious R183?

His legs are the equivalent of dead sticks and fall together like that because they are useless appendages with no feeling and have shriveled up - much like his tiny little penis. There's nothing he can do about any of it and it will only continue to get worse as they years go by until he dies at 40 or so.

He's pretty to look at. And that sums him all up.

[quote]Iron sharpens iron

No, he’s not, r185. I see nothing but ignorant evil when I look at him.

I’d like to smack that smarmy little grin off his face too.

Cigar

Did Madison request Aaron Schock’s old office?

R188, that’s not a cigar, that’s a joint!

Throwback: God’s good little children

Lolz Bring it!

BlondS

R193 I don’t think he knows how to read now. But I’m sure his momma made sure he was the valedictorian of him one person homeschool class.

[quote]RED WHITE & TRUTH

R195 In my bleary eyed morning awakening I somehow read that as Red, White and Butch! Hernforced masc game is harder than a sexually confused pretty Midwest boy arriving on Santa Monica Boulevard in the 1980s. Why she try so hard to be butch?

* her forced

I'm afraid hunky Swallwell wouldn't stand a chance against Cawthorn's huge and mighty muscles. Eric needs to get to the gym.

Well, being a daddy seems to have taken a toll

More shapely here

[quote]RED WHITE & TRUTH

"Truth" 😂

[quote] But I’m sure his momma made sure he was the valedictorian of him one person homeschool class.

Imagine what prom night was like.

He is really, really stupid. The minimum wage has nothing to do with the national debt. I hope North Carolina smartens up by 2022 and gets rid of him.

R203, his district in NC is clearly full of complete imbeciles and assholes.

The entire state of NC is full of imbeciles and assholes. Yet they are far more intelligent than the denizens of SC . Chew on that for a while.

Popular

R206 Who is that little ass wipe, who for once feels tall towering over Sitler?

Treason on wheels. OP's link to Roller Nazi's post shows it is now tagged for treason.

R207: a Conservative twink-Bro still in college, apparently

Ugh, that creepy little runt looks like one of the children of the damned, no wonder he wears sunglasses all the time. It’s so disheartening to see college students this conservative and maniacal, I understand basement dwellers that never left home, but one would hope they might throw off the shackles of their conservative parents once they see the wider world. And dudebros like this being against abortion, but how many of them do he and his friends (hopefully) pay for in a lifetime, but somehow feel morally above it because they wouldn’t marry those girls anyways? Abortion exists almost exclusively to get rid of these guys possible spawn, they should be carrying fucking banners in the street to protect it.

Separated at birth...?

[quote]They're both absolute winners

They're both absolute wieners.

Poor Madyson must be bereft over the news of Rush Limbaugh's death.

[quote]Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC [quote]I just heard that Rush Limbaugh has passed away. America has lost a true patriot. Heartbreaking News

Actually, Madison, America has lost a true POS.

Feisty!

Popular with the youth

R216 As if I guy who failed out of Bible college has any interest or respect for education, delusional.

Not everyone is a Fanboi

[quote]The greatest example of Masculine Strength

[quote]I will never be able to thank the Limbaugh family enough for what Rush did for me. He has crafted many of my political beliefs and I will miss his steady voice in my ears.

What a retard.

Boys on the right

^^ The Red Tie League.^^ Idiots.

School

What a fucktard Madyson is.

I'll throw staircases at him if I see him in person.

But who fucks the girlfriend?

He’s such a moron. And, he’s constantly opening his trap and proving what an idiot that he is.

Cute doggie

^^ Such a butch dog for a manly man like Madyson. ^^

I'd like to sponsor a big charity race between Madison and Greg Abbott. The surprise is finishing line is at the edge of a cliff, disguised to look like a Trump billboard.

Is he claiming it’s his emotional support animal? Because they’re really starting to crack down on that shit.

R199, that's a hot picture of Swallwell.

R232: more Daddy for ya then

The beard suits him well!

Hi y’a!

Those nipples look like they must contain the totality of his sexual expression.

Wind down with a cigar in the evening

Sometimes a cigar is just a dick.

Rush likes cigars, too. Oh, that's right. He's dead. Of lung cancer.

...got to wear Shades??

Do I see gapped teeth?

Now Fatherland, fatherland, show us the sign Your children have waited to see The morning will come When the world is mine Tomorrow belongs to me Tomorrow belongs to me Tomorrow belongs to me

Hitler would have loved this boy from the nipples up.

Florida meets North Carolina

[quote]America’s Governor. If all states were as brave and innovative as Florida, our country would be a much better place.

It ought to be against the law to be this fucking stupid.

Buzzfeed article on his serial perving during college

Of course his group of friends were known as the “douche crew” in college.

The story is blowing up.

Yeah, about six months too late.

Quite a trailer

With a fan of color

With an even younger fan of color

Thanks R199

It must kill him that he can’t stand for the Pledge of Allegiance or the National Anthem, good little patriot that he claims to be.

Truth and Madison Cawthorn have only the most fleeting of relationships with one another.

I’m hoping he got way drunk at his little Nazi convention and accidentally wheeled himself into the pool at the Orlando Hyatt.

The big WaPo feature details how much of a lil' sociopath this punk is, especially his lying about his buddy leaving him to burn alive in the car wreck.

Well, I bet if his dick still worked he’d be vigorously stroking it all during Trump’s keynote speech today.

Message

Despicable, Despicable, Despicable , but he’s only a mouth piece, who is it that is really writing his material because he stupider than a box of rocks?

R260: I was wondering about exactly the same thing...

Madison obviously thinks he's a big wheel now.

[quote]Young Conservatives

I find it delicious that he has to sit down to pee.

Do you think Marjorie Taylor Greene invites him over to her office to eat out her pussy?

[quote]the biggest angel

Lolz sleep-deprived and looking at an invisible watch

[quote] Wind down with a cigar in the evening

R237, Would he feel it if someone snuffed out that cigar on his thigh or shin? Or would it just scar?

Bros

The only job he’s actually eligible for and has experience in is being a Test Crash Dummy.

Christian lesbian minister is coming for Sitler’s job because he “flirts with Nazi.” Honey, he not only flirts, he goes down on them, fingers them and rims them.

Late night with da Boys

Oh, he a gangsta now? I’m sure those boys know how to use a pretty mouth.

Throwback

Big things in his mouth

What insurrectionist group will he be attending and speaking to this weekend, perhaps the Proud Boys?

Did R266 go on a fun ride?

Madisyn, Cosmo Kramer can get you a great deal on a new wheelchair!

Anger Management...?

This new crop of stunt Republicans just don't strike me as having much of a future in politics. It's more like they ran for office to boost their careers as influencers.

Leg Realness

Lolz did a DLer make this meme?

His butt looks disappointingly small at r281

On Big Tech

Jasmine Beach-Ferrara

Letting off steam

Sometimes a cigar is a dick. And sometimes a dick is a cunt. I’m saying he’s a cunt if that’s not clear.

Roller Nazi is a fucking liar.

The Second

Christ, he is such a squeaky wheel, who’s doing his videos and adding the dramatic music to try and make what he says sound important?

R290: I was wondering about the background music too

Tropical fruity drinks

r290, gotta be his southern-belks dressed, cookie sniffing flunky.

He is like Aaron Schock 2.0. I wonder if his office is decorated with a Downton Abbey theme too?

He has a gorgeous face and chest.

R294 My theory is that he requested it and used his disability guilt to get what he wants.

New competitor: Josh Remillard

Jasmine Beach-Ferrara

Besties in sunset

Uh oh

Good work?

[quote] So, so, blessed I get to travel.

Is he expressing gratitude for wheelchair ramps?

R300 Shouldn’t that article be called “A Rolling List of Allegations Against Madison Cawthorn?”

During World War II, Madison would be shipped off to the camps because he's in a wheelchair, unable to walk on his own. Try as he might to show his loyalty to the fatherland, they'd have no use for him but they'd be able to use his chair for scrap metal.

R301 Equating eliminating Daylight Savings Time and sun screen is bizarre, he’s too stupid to come up with that himself- or maybe not. How comes everything he writes drips with arrogance, even a simple IG post?

Damn he's actually introducing a bill that can get bipartisan support. God damnit.

Wait, is he claiming his car accident was a result of the Daylight Savings time change, I know it was over spring break so the timing is right? I bet his next step is going to be suing the US government for the time change and putting people at risk for car accidents on behalf of all those injured or killed, mark my words this is coming.

Is he living in his Congress office?

On illegal immigrants

[quote]’Tripping...’

Confederacy of Dunces

I'd love to see him flex those big arms and chest. Too much hair product though.

Literally.

Throwback: it takes a village

R314 Will the other two guys be coming along on the honeymoon to help him fuck her? MMMF y’all!

Is this guy still around? I stayed away from politics for a few weeks, and now I'm back and Cawthorn, Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene are still in Congress. They supported an anit-government insurrection, y'all, and are still supporting it! Kick them out!

[quote] His tweet just stinks of weak bait. He'll use the obvious responses to fundraise and rage on Fox about ableism, while his tweet is literally that, no matter his condition.

Rise

The big question is, would Sitler be a good enough Nazi that after the point they had gotten rid of everyone else would he roll himself into the shower room as well?

Big wheel keep on turnin', proud Mary! keep on burnin', rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river . . .

Bros with good teeth

Dip dip

OMG

Reenacting

What a piece of shit he is.

Wicked

I don't think there's anything that reveals the low IQ of an individual than when they use "Democrat" in place of Democratic.

And considering the Republicans don't even want actual American citizens voting, that cartoon is a fucking joke.

He really is the poster child for what goes wrong when children are homeschooled.

[quote]He really is the poster child for what goes wrong when children are homeschooled.

Maybe he also suffered massive head trauma in the accident that paralyzed him.

[quote] He really is the poster child for what goes wrong when children are homeschooled

Sometime I agree.

But I also wonder if he and Klanny Oakley are writing their own material. Half of the time I see their stupidity I think

Banana Republic:Old Navy :: Ted Cruz:Madison/Lauren

Why is there an asshole on this thread linking to the idiocy of right-wingers on IG?

Looking @r321, that's a face that will not age well. He already looks in his 30s

If you don't like what he said today just wait until tomorrow.

He really is the poster child for what goes wrong when children are homeschooled.

[quote] Turning Point USA, an advocacy organization founded by conservative Christian activist Charlie Kirk, has unveiled a new education initiative that promises an “America-first education” for educators and homeschool parents.

[quote] According to the group’s website, the new curricula is intended to counter unspecified educational materials that supposedly teach “America is fundamentally evil, that government is always the answer, and that the free-enterprise system is immoral.”

[quote] The website said the initiative, called Turning Point Academy, will release materials this fall for K-12 students that focus on “our founding principles, the Constitution, and economics” and will “provide their children and students with a reliable, honest, and quality America-first education.”

[quote] “Turning Point Academy will also train thousands of educators nationwide on how to use Turning Point Academy curricula in their classroom and how they can adopt new lessons to help transform the way our young people perceive freedom, government, and free enterprise,” the website reads.

[quote] The language used in the announcement echoed that of the 1776 Commission, an effort former President Donald Trump created by executive order in November 2020 to advance “patriotic education.” Trump framed the advisory commission as a counter to the The New York Times Magazine’s 1619 Project, which highlights the long history of slavery and racism in the United States, but which Trump insisted teaches students to “hate their own country.”

[quote] Kirk was a member of the 18-member commission, which reportedly did not include any professional historians but consisted of conservative activists, politicians and intellectuals.

[quote] The commission produced a widely criticized report on January 18, but was dissolved two days later just hours after Joe Biden was inaugurated as president.

[quote]Turning Point USA, an advocacy organization founded by conservative Christian activist Charlie Kirk,

It really is amazing how those at the forefront of white supremacy are anything but superior. Cawthorn is a god damned cripple and MTG and Charlie Kirk both look like early man. Charlie Kirk literally looks like he was unfrozen to wreak havoc in the present.

Seriously, is Kirk not one of the weirdest looking motherfuckers you've ever seen? He's fucking odd-looking. Look at him:

Kirk's head and facial features reminds me of a bowling ball.

YES, a bowling ball! Perfect description! It's like all of his facial features gravitated to the middle of his face.

Can't someone just shove him down a long flight of concrete steps?

Anyone else notice the hatchet faced MTG and that Boobert creature have been awfully quiet of late. MTG just had an ally identified in the Capital. I have to wonder if more information is coming out about their involvement.

[quote] It really is amazing how those at the forefront of white supremacy are anything but superior.

Agree.

But it isn't limited to just white supremacy. My father calls Julia Roberts "the Pretty Woman who isn't". And would Datalounge even exist if SJP hadn't done SITC?

Based R334 's photo, Charlie Kirk's unfortunate upper lip will forever prevent him from having resting bitch face.

Supporter

Maybe Madison can go hunting with one of his Republican heroes Dick Cheney?

He should wear Capri pants and show off his sexy ankles.

R342, all I see is this:

Charlie Kirk looks like a guy with a hairlip who had a bad surgical repair done.

[quote]I mean there must be plenty of hot guys lining up to use, er, date him.

I think he showed the plastic surgeon a picture of Matt Gaetz and said, "That's the mouth I want."

Hopped up...?

Throwback

So, he’s a mo?

R350: well, officially, he has a fiancée

Congrats...?

Getting down

[quote]Conservatives live happy lives.

[quote]Tradition over everything.

Meaningless words from a party that literally exemplifies the opposite.

Dressed up

Lolz

^^ The wheelchair dance is pretty sad. ^^

^ I know, I felt guilty laughing at the clip, because, first and foremost, he *is* a handicapped person, regardless of political affiliations.

R358, Blanche Deveraux taught me jerks can be in wheelchairs.

Does he need someone to fuck the wife?

I see the wife is really into fitness, so I assume she carried him over the threshold.

How it started

Just threw up in my mouth watching R362's vid.

I’m still betting highly for an annulment by the end of the week when she find out what little he can do in the bedroom.

r362 is very cringe.

In the desert

Where are they? ^

Who cares, R367?

It must require enormous effort for Madison to present hole.

Do they have digital sex? Like he just fingers her til she comes?

R368, I asked because I'm surprised a white supremacist turd would travel to a country where the majority of the people are those he hates when he's at home.

I know the answer to this, but do the people that voted for him aware that all he does is create staged videos and goes on Fox to complain about Democrats? These are probably the same goobers who constantly complain about politicians who collect a paycheck yet do nothing. I can only hope that many of these types of voters get Covid and die off, they're too stupid to live.

R372, MTG's opponent was a neurosurgeon. The types of districts where they vote for these ignorant idiots are in fact too stupid to live.

[quote]$1 million

[quote]Cawthorn raises over $1 million in 2021

At least there's something he can raise.

Who knew he could give that many blow jobs, I’m mean it’s a big mouth, but still.

Wall story

Josh is running against Roller Nazi

Friendly k9

After only three months in Congress, 11th District Republican Madison Cawthorn is facing a historically high number of potential election challengers

[quote] Republican Wendy Nevarez, a Navy veteran and legal assistant from Asheville, said if elected, she will focus on affordable, sustainable housing and broadband infrastructure.

[quote] Nevarez said she decided to run in the GOP primary against Cawthorn because she feels the district has been "underrepresented," and she imagines so many Democrats have come out because they feel the same.

[quote] Democrats who will compete in their own primary for the right to face Cawthorn include two ministers: nationally prominent LGBTQ activist and Buncombe County Commissioner Jasmine Beach-Ferrara and Elementary school principal Eric Gash, a Hendersonville High School football standout and the lone Black candidate in a district that is 90% white.

[quote] Also in the primary race are two army combat veterans, Josh Remillard of Mills River and Jay Carey of Hendersonville. A fifth candidate, Katie Dean of Asheville has created a campaign committee, though has not formally announced.

[quote]cuteservative

I wouldn’t mind seeing that Nazi douche-bro go head over heels down the Capitol steps. I’m sure I’m not alone in my sentiment.

omg, he looks like a marionette in R379's pic.

Mother son dance

Hot Wheels has a mother? She looks like that other fucking Repug Nazi, Marjorie Taylor Green.

R385: OMG yes they do!

[quote]Be Free

I saw that photo at R387 in the dictionary next to the word "irony."

Be Free*

Throwback: Haunted

[quote]Find you a

^^ "Find you a girl . . . " As opposed to a woman. ^^

Why do I know that the majority of DLers slobbering over Roller Nazi fantasize about giving him a no-recip blow job while he insults them and calls them the word that rhymes with rag but starts with F

Shorter

[quote]Friendly k9

Madison should volunteer to take part in the K9 training, you know - where the dog chases down the suspect and sinks its teeth into the perp's legs. It's not like Madison is using them or would feel anything!

He'll be divorced in five years. The wife is going to realize it's not going to get any easier with him.

Crash Test Dummy is the only job he’s ever had and ever will be qualified for and he should stick with as a a career.

[quote]He'll be divorced in five years.

I think you're being generous.

Does he need someone to fuck that girl for him?

[quote] Why do I know that the majority of DLers slobbering over Roller Nazi fantasize about giving him a no-recip blow job while he insults them and calls them the word that rhymes with rag but starts with F

Because you are a troll and know it isn't true. Also, you are a hetero obsessed with DL and are here to perpetuate stereotypes of gay men.

Fangirling

Trigger Alert:

[quote]Ice cream date with...

"Melania, sit between us. I don't want to catch the cripple."

Word

He’s a disgusting freak I wish someone would push his wheelchair off a cliff

Christ, does he use music from the Mission Impossible soundtracks for his video clips? His communications director should be shot for this hyped propaganda shit and left paralyzed in a wheelchair as well.

Now [bold]THAT'S[/bold] what I call a red tag. Nice work Twitter.

Apparently, he [bold]will[/bold] be silent.

“Roller Nazi” is fucking hilarious

R407 Roller Nazi is exciting violence, it is documented right there clear as the nose on his face!

So what does DL think? Is this little prick a one termer?

Roller Nazi's useless, flaccid cock is a one termer R410.

He thinks that the more he hams it up and lies and causes trouble, the more likely he is to be reelected. I think we will see him back unfortunately - same with MTG. That's the direction the GOP Is heading in now.

Yes I know he was inciting violence R409. My comment was that was how to do a good red tag. (I assume you meant inciting not exciting right?)

Generational conflict

[quote]Now THAT'S what I call a red tag. Nice work Twitter.

Twitter is taking away his constitutional right to free speech!

R412 He’s claiming fucking Communism now? He didn’t even start with Socialism, he just jumped right into the Red Scare?

He doesn't have two brain cells to rub together to create a coherent thought.

[quote]“Roller Nazi” is fucking hilarious

The one that made me laugh was Adolf Sitler

New fave

Is the honeymoon over yet?

What does his wife think of all those women he allegedly harassed and assaulted?

[quote]What does his wife think of all those women he allegedly harassed and assaulted?

I think they're all lying whores!

R419, if she weren't with Cawthorn, she'd be Gaetz' fiance. She's of that ilk.

I’m really hoping the only reason she married him is because he only has six months to live until his internal organs completely collapse.

Opinion piece about Critical Race Theory

Madison Cawthorn miss the most votes in the House of all the new freshmen congressmen.

He missed 16.2% of all votes.

He's not there to vote or pass legislation. He's there for soundbytes and to generate outrage with his media team.

The vast majority of Republican Congresspeople don't do much actual legislating anymore. It's either shortsighted tax cuts, stumping and fundraising for their next election, deregulation, pork, corruption, or investigating Democrats for specious reasons, trying to find dirt on them. The worst thing that could happen to them is to have to go back to their homes in their states and live amongst the people they despise, who voted them into office.

[quote]He's not there to vote or pass legislation. He's there for soundbytes and to generate outrage with his media team.

I guess he figures the squeaky wheels get the grease.

Of course he’ll say that there aren’t any handicapped accessible bathrooms near the Chamber and he has to go to some other wing and never makes it back in time the piece of shit that he is.

Bill passed

What's the criteria for "passed", R428?

He sure does use the word spine a lot in his insults.

R430 I’m sure it’s on him mind a lot, especially every time he has to pull himself on to a toilet since he has a non working one.

[quote]He sure does use the word spine a lot in his insults.

There's irony for you.

As to my question above, it looks like our Ritchie doesn't qualify since his bill has only passed the House but has not yet even had a floor vote in the Senate.

However, Madison is still wrong by several counts.

Proud

I bet his area of expertise is Nazis

[quote]I am proud to be an American. Because I am proud, I stand.

Which is actually a lot of fun to watch. It certainly requires some real effort on his part!

He may be able to stand, but can he dance?

Sitler reveals the reason he missed so many House votes.

R438 Oh Mattie honey, if you are already at the “close your eyes and think of England” stage of your marriage maybe it’s not to late to get an annulment.

[quote]GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn said he missed 15 House votes because he was fulfilling his "service as a husband"

But isn't he paralyzed, you know, down there?

R440 There is probably a very long complicated process of vacuum pumps and erectile dysfunction drugs as well as an intricate system of blocks and pulleys to lift him and get him in position because you know Matty Cawthorn is NEVER going to be on the bottom during sex. This all takes lots of time, energy and support from his team to get his husband fulfilling duties done, so it is quite understandable why he’s missed so much work.

R434 its like he wants to provoke a response to have a grievance. Its great no one pays him any mind. Nothing sicker than hiding behind a handicap to use it as a weapon.

I hope, especially by the female member of the House, they are just as creeped out by his humble brag as they were by Matt Gaetz’s showing of nudies that they call for censure. That said, I do applaud the handicapable of exerting their potency of sexuality since so many are presumed to be sexless and not have the same urges and needs.

Can we subpoena the newlywed bride to confirm the voracity of these claims by the House?

Myth busting

[quote]every vote that came up during his April honeymoon was on "some Democrat garbage."

He sounds borderline retarded. His brain works about as well as his legs.

Wifey over Nancy

He’s imitating Marco Rubio - who holds a 9.8% absence on votes.

Has he made it into the inner circle of Matt Gaetz or Tuckem worshippers?

[quote] she'd be Gaetz' fiance.

Oh, dear!

[quote] confirm the voracity of these claims

Oh, DEAR!

I'll fuck his wife if he needs and he can watch.

Getting ready

A Blast

Christ, is he is playing war reenactment now? Maybe he can pretend he got shot at Gettysburg and they can cut off his legs without any anesthesia, you know he’ll want to gut healthcare for poor people so he should see how bad they will have it.

Those cannons can jam and implode from behind. He should consider activities that are not so risky like a trip to Daytona Beach. Oh, wait. Never mind.

[quote]Those cannons can jam and implode from behind.

How tragic that would have been.

Would be fascinating to hear what his former classmates think of him.

Because I am sure that even at North Carolina Christian Academy (or wherever he went to school) he was considered to be nothing more than a loud dumb pretty boy and they are shocked to see that's he not a real estate or insurance salesman.

K9 Lovah

He would make me very uncomfortable around animals, I’m sure he was the type to torture and kill them as a kid as were most sociopaths.

[quote]They had the opportunity to send a seasoned, experienced former JAG officer who had been a law professor and a military judge. His opponent in November’s election would have made a great addition to Congress. Instead, they chose this dipshit.

With the exception of liberal Asheville, his district is rural MAGA country; I guess it's not surprising that some cocky putz "owning the libs" appealed to the meth users & hillbillies in his district

He’s another example of the clever telling the stupid it’s other people’s fault for their own inadequacies. How much is he draining the USTreasury with his pay and benefits? Lying sack of shit needs to be booked and prosecuted

[quote]They had the opportunity to send a seasoned, experienced former JAG officer who had been a law professor and a military judge. His opponent in November’s election would have made a great addition to Congress. Instead, they chose this dipshit.

Because they themselves are dipshits. Look at the garbage they send to Congress. Unqualified buffoons who don't fucking know the three branches! My god, it's a wonder these assholes don't go to a doctor who doesn't know what feet are.

[quote]My god, it's a wonder these assholes don't go to a doctor who doesn't know what feet are.

I really don't need a doctor who knows what feet are.

You're terrible, R462!

Thank you, R463! I try.

Man it's a shame Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a dumpster fire. Madison Cawthorn can do all his shit in secrecy because his nuttier colleague is taking up all the space.

Speaking on Hannity

Big Tech

Who the fuck cares, R466?

Two assholes talking.

Memorial Day casual look

007

Paying his respect

He was “deeply moved”? By who?

Must’ve been someone pushing his chair.

Trigger Alert

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Cuntella and Cuntello.

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Good luck getting the Dems to pass that bill, Madyson, after all the shitty things you're always saying about them.

He really should be concentrating on legislation for more ramps, especially one for him off the top of the Empire State Building.

[quote]Not a political post

R476, he won't need luck. Dems being pussies will give in and he will continue to demonize the Dems and the immigrants who actually pay for that broadband for his shit rural district. Ya know, "socialism." Why does his backwards motherfucking district need broadband anyway and why should I have to pay for it just so those morons can find echo chambers of Trump worship and blaming people like me for all of their problems as I pay for their access?

^^ Girly man appears to be wearing lots of makeup. ^^

R480: it’s TV makeup, absolute essentials for any politicians worth his salt

Ain’t no TV makeup give you rouge and mascara!

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Was that we can’t print “Mother Fucker,” so we’ll put something that rhymes with it instead?

Term limits

Voters should definitely limit Madison's terms to just the one. What a useless pile of shit.

Mutual Admiration Club

[quote]’Do not come’

[quote]’Fire Madison Cawthorn’

“His people” aka Nazis.

Press release from the Super PAC

He's so fucking hot it's unbearable.

He's so fucking stupid it's unbearable. Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

Team Cawthorn hits back

Lolz: showing too much Skin!

[quote] Wheeler said the PAC is "determined to make [Cawthorn] a one-term Congressman," hitting the North Carolina Republican for having "spent two weeks on vacation in Dubai posting pictures at the pool drinking beer and showing off more skin than was appropriate in a Muslim nation while he was supposed to be working for us in DC."

Again, I would love to hear what his classmates at the Jesus First Christian Academy think about him being a Congressman.

Because while they are all no doubt Trumpists themselves, I can't imagine they're not laughing about how the class idiot wound up in Congress.

What's hot? The common pretty face? You get no dick, probably no ass, no brain, no sexual experience, no life experience outs hunting and bunker visits. Pass.

When I see his picture this starts playing in my mind instantaneously.

Fighting words

[quote] I was deeply moved

I hope he brought a change of diaper with him. The stench was noxious that day.

[quote]studentsforcawthorn

R501 Of course as a homeschooler he has no idea that states regulate education, not the federal government. He is as stupid as a board.

Yet he’s on the Education Committee.

SMDH.

With some attractive aides via @micahbock

Roller Nazi is really a thing. I wonder how voters in his district feel.

Someone skipped leg day.

1/2:

[quote]Tips on being a good husband

2/2:

[quote]Tips on being a good husband

Happy birthday

At least in that chair Madison is at the perfect height to lick Trumps ass.

Din-din

Mouth breather.

He has a big strong chest and great biceps. I would love to run my hands through his hair....

He should play Rocky in Rocky Horror Picture Show, but only from the chest up.

Salty

R515 The closest Madison has been to international travel is an Outback Steakhouse.

R516: except that one time when he supposedly showed too much skin in Dubai @r495

The closet Madison has ever been to meeting Orientals is eating at a Benihana’s.

The closest Madison has ever come to having nice thighs is eating turkey legs at Medieval Times.

The closest Madison have ever been to the Amazon is eating in a Rainforest Cafe.

The closet Madison has ever gotten to a blow job is eating at B.J. Restaurant and Roadhouse.

The closest Madison has ever been to a Gay person is Dairy Queen.

The closest Madison has ever been to having an erection is Hard Rock Cafe.

The closest Madison has ever been to meeting a Jewish person is Eisenstein Bros. Bagels.

The closest Madison has ever come to sticking his dick in a hole is Dunkin’ Donuts.

The closets Madison has ever been to not have shit stained underwear is eating at the French Laundry.

The closest Madison has ever been to Haiti is VooDoo donuts.

The closest that Madison has come to eating in his cultural homeland is Wienerschitzel.

R522: would this count?

I love that the anti-Cawthorn PAC is headed by a guy named Wheeler.

I don’t know, but at times Madison’s remarks give me a sense that they’re veering towards gay bitchiness

R531 Well, he’s a real cunt, that much is well known.

Madison won't stand for your calling him a cunt, R532.

How does he fuck his wife?

[quote]How does he fuck his wife?

Like he's trying to shoot pool with a piece of rope.

With a fanboi of color

Infrequently seen naked legs

[quote]Bidenomics

Is that the new Rebel Wilson with him, she keeps popping up in my TikTok trying so sell me something called AfterPay and I’m just not having it?

Trolling

It's time to revisit the debate over euthanasia for those confined to wheelchairs.

R541 He’s not smart enough to know what that means, I’m sure that wasn’t a word Mommy taught him in homeschool.

[quote]Infrequently seen naked legs

Looks like he skipped leg day

Original.

🙄

Going to the Border

Throwback: Happy Fam pic

Reality on the ground

Double trigger warning

Inside the Wall:

I’m sure this cuntsickle will be doing some big, flamboyant 4th of July post exclaiming his patriotism and love of guns.

[quote]MAKE MEN MEN AGAIN

[quote]Duvalinpapi Rep. Madison Cawthorne(@madisoncawthorn) holding some of the #humantrafficking wristbands I’ve found along the #USA/#Mexico border in #LaJoya, #Texas. Thank you, Madison, for joining us in South Texas this week to witness firsthand what is happening on our border. #crisisattheborder

^ Link:

Are some of you just spending every day waiting for any photos of him to post? I know DL loves a pretty faced white boy but this is getting sad.

Male pattern baldness

Watch out Adam:

More

Defiant

^ Link:

Praying for Casey

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