I just got a load up my ass by a total stranger Hispanic laborer

🤢 🤮 🤮

How nice for you.

Hot, op!

That's totally my type.

What did he look like?

How did you meet him, OP?

a laborer, huh. how about that!

Are you sure he's really Hispanic or is he just a white boy from Boston?

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Was he blind too OP??

Did he tear your new caftan while invading your mussy?

....

I hope you tipped him well. He had already put in a hard days work before having to plow your sloppy hole.

Op you are a true inspiration. Please keep speaking your truth to power.

Did you wear a mask, WHORE?

This thread is useless without DETAILS!

I'm confused. How do you know his load is spicy if it is up your ass?

He thinks that is the cause of the burning sensation he is now experiencing R15. He'll catch on in a few days.

Because it burns, Rose R15!!!

Call us when the whites of your eyes turn a lovely shade of pineapple.

# alounge

I want you to treasure that assbaby as long as possible. And when you flush, and god I hope you flush, I want you to set that assbaby free!

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Hey, is this the first rating given out in 2021? You could be onto something!

OP: Doris Kearns Goodwin

Mamma taught you well.

R22 just made me spit out my coffee! ...... Unlike OP, who probably swallowed.

"I’m still holding onto his spicy latin load"

OP, A.) you have no idea what gender this person is ("total stranger"), so maybe be a decent human being and use "they"?, and B.) Latinx folx were not put on this earth to service your insatiable, colonialist back hole. Do better.

OP, Are you planning something similar for MLK Day?

Meth.

OP spreads for the poors

We all give to charity in some way.

All Loads Matter!

*the*mudrooooom*grout*needs*OHGODYES*to*be*bone*Not white*no*Blanco?

Percy, you dog. I know it's you, even with your American version of "labourer."

But, dear one, you cannot call him Hispanic just because he smells of cumin. And you told me you were hiring a rent boy from Stepney.

Silly!

How much did he charge?

This thread is useless with details!!!!!!!

R34, we heard you at r14.

Congrats, OP. Clench those cheeks tight and don't let any of it go to waste. Never know if/when you will get another :)

R3 mid 20s, short black hair, broad face but slim wiry build. Average uncut pinga. He was wearing a black hoodie with the logo of a video game and work pants.

R4 I met him in a local cruising area. I checked for him on Grindr and Scruff, but he didn’t have a profile, so I suspect he was on the down low. But he ate my ass, including in the middle of when he was fucking me, so buttfucking a guy means he couldn’t be THAT down low.

R13 yes, we both wore masked, except when he was blowing me (toothy head) and when he was chowing down on my hole.

I hope you get the 'rona, OP.

R20 I’m still holding onto his load. I don’t immediately fart out the loads up my ass. I want to savor them.

R33 I didn’t pay him. I’m above average on the sexiness scale. He said, several times, in Spanish “you’re so hot” so I think he both got a fair deal.

[quote] I’m above average on the sexiness scale.

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These fiction threads are no fun.

[quote]he ate my ass

Yuck. TMI. I guess sometimes this is why it’s better if OPs don’t give more details.

How old are you, OP?

After the Latin laborer had split, I hung around and ran into an old fuck buddy who I had been texting with sporadically, but we hadn’t met up in over 2 years. This guy is an European immigrant, incredible body (suspect steroids), and very attractive in a daddy kind of way (he’s 49). I used to fuck and fist him, but he was “unclean” this afternoon, as he out it. So I ate his muscle butt, he blew me, and he jerked off while I tortured his nipples. I was afraid I was going to cause bruising on his nips, but he kept saying “more, more, stretch them out”. He came, and I sucked his load. We are going to get together to go a hike or some outdoor activity. It was good to see him.

Two uncut dicks in one day. Lucky me!

[quote] Two uncut dicks in one day. Lucky me!

Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at your cunt.

Did he eff you and eat out your ass outside, OP?

R46 I’m gonna barf.

[quote] I ate his muscle butt

Yuck.

[quote]he blew me

YUCK. Take your perverted stories somewhere else.

You ate the second guys dirty ass OP??

Go back to bumping 2015 threads DeFacto

It was a great and joyous New Year’s Day.

OP where do you live?

Did this happen behind where the art supply store used to be?

R43 I’m 42

R49 No, the European daddy was unclean on the inside. I did a sniff test before I ate his ass. I’ve learned my lesson, on a disastrous New Year’s Eve parts 15 years ago. Always do the discreet finger probe to the asshole and then smell it while the guy’s otherwise occupied.

Is this him, OP?

Did he vote for Trump?

R54 the Latino wasn’t nearly that hot. The European daddy’s body was comparable to your pic, but the Euro daddy is twice as old.

R55 I suspect that the Latin is here illegally and didn’t vote for anyone. The European has a green card, but he’s totally left and would not vote for Trump.

I haven’t cum yet today. I need more naked men this evening.

Is sex with illegals really hot and carnal?

R57 yes. They, and I, know that they can be deported with one phone call. Delicious.

How do you communicate with them? Do you use a translator?

Like, when you say, “I want to rim you”, does he know what that means? I know for there was a communication barrier with that when I said I wanted to rim a Latin guy.

Quiero besarte, R59.

[Quote] 0/10 Hey, is this the first rating given out in 2021? You could be onto something!

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Is OP Anderson Copper or James Franco?

Only vote for one.

R62 OP is so lame he can’t even come up with good pretend sex scenarios.

Have you dumped his load?

R64 I just woke and took a piss. My hole is definitely moist, and there’s been some leakage, but I’m still holding onto the load. Once I have my first cup of coffee, then it will “via con Dios” to the Latino spunk.

Details? OP is a frustrated novelist, plain-looking much older-than 42 Hampton man now balding, his big-cocked black lover left him for a cook at Guerney's. He drives his used Escalade, in better shape than he is, and was lucky to pick up the "laborer: walking down Two Mile Hollow. They'll do that, the workers, they walk to the beach and only have so much free time on their one day off They will go home with anybody. Some are clean, a few are almost "hot,' all have difficulty with English. A lot do not like to fuck, our old guy is lucky he got dick. The reality of leaving out $$$ here is common on D.L.

OP = Cockgobbler

Not even close r66...but thanks for your input.

And I never exaggerate my sexual posts on Datalounge r63. It amuses me to see the reactions of celibates to a portrayal of a normal gay man’s sex life.

Share some video or pics next time. Sounds hot.

Liza, is that you?

OP You need your own t shirt. How many possible diseases can one person get at one time. Btw 1998 is calling and they'd like HPV and genital herpes back. Thanks!

Bonus points OP if the deposit was conducted in squat Turkish Toilet.

Was his ethnicity important to the story?

Are all Hispanic loads spicy? Did his cock resemble a jalapeño pepper? Do all Chinese loads taste like soy sauce?

There must be a pill you can take to get over your nonsense.

OP did you have a sudden craving for Taco Bell afterward?

Nestor! I told you to wear a condom!

I have no idea if the OP is bullshitting or not, but I was in our city's prolific local outdoor cruising spot on NYEve night and ALL of what he describes was definitely going on. I watched in both horror and amusement. Men are indeed dogs.

You watched in horror because other people were just as irresponsible as you were?

Pot, meet kettle.

I shat out the Hispanic load at 10 am. There wasn’t a lot left...it had been leaking out when I was asleep. But 20 hours to hold onto a load in pretty good, especially at 42 years of age.

Yuck. Stupid EST.

trash

Lindsey Graham?

Three of my naysayers have been red tagged as trolls in the 7 months since I started this thread.

Guess I had the last laugh.

Fucking your hole with a frozen Safeway taquito doesn't count, OP. You're disqualified.

Are you pregnant now?

Reading this thread now for the first time. God some of these responses made me laugh.

Good for you OP.

I think this is probably the right-wing Catholic troll who likes to make an appearance on DL every once in a while.

Dead wrong r88

I’m an atheist who has the normal sex life of any attractive man in a major metropolitan area

^My apologies. You seem so profoundly anti-sex.