Armie Hammer declares that 2021 is going to kneel before him

What is it with him and people kissing, licking, and sucking his feet?

"Know thy enemy"

... I knew he posted here.

That's embarrassing for him on so many levels. The arrogance, the cluelessness, the pretentiousness that actually screams ignorance... He should delete it and hope no one saw it.

He sounds nuts

If he really knew himself he would already know he is his own worst enemy.

Funny how every year is the year he's finally going to back it big

LMAO!

He needs an expert cocksucker to suck him off. It will calm him down. He has too much tension built up in his body. Who is gonna volunteer doing that?

I’ll bow down and suck his feet and cock!!

Gross, I wouldn’t suck him with your mama’s dick.

It’s like famous last words. I hope he’s alright

I fuckin want Armie’s feet in my face and mouth

He’s so entitled.

Textbook grandiosity - Typical for a raging narcissist

If that stinking "Death On The Nile" trailer is anything to go by then 2021 begs to differ.

Maybe this time

I'll be lucky

He perceives an imaginary enemy that stops him achieving his goals when the actual enemy is himself. Day 1 of 2021 and he's already rage tweeting. This can not be a good sign.

What a weirdo!

Someone needs to tell him that he can use mirrors to look at himself as well.

BP is teasing a no holds barred q&a for her Patreon.

Are we going to have to have a whip round to get $5 lol?

A kitty if you like.

R18 hopefully she shares more tea than she did on the podcast 😄

Cocaine and/or meth is a helluva drug!

LOL! Wait for it...

R21 Good grief!

R21 So is that a clip from one of his films?!?!?!

Or has she sampled a voicemail/phone call?

Whose Instagram account is that??? Is she one of the harem?

I know he's an asshole who doesn't deserve much sympathy, but I do think he's legit had a breakdown of some kind.

Is this is directorial debut?

R26 Sadly that does sound likely.

Poor Liz.

Is that a parody account.

R28 Our friend switch_ga claims to know for a fact that it is

Ooh. Look!

She's been to Crema....

I guess 2021 didn't get rid of the Armie Hammer troll.

How long, dear god, how long........

Houseofeffie account credits the video to plam.wolfpack. Plam.wolfpack looks to be a female Russian videographer. So not a directorial debut by Trash Daddy.

R25 I think he's lost his shit mentally but that monomanical tweet today has cocaine all over it. No doubt anymore that TD is in some kind of mental illness-substance abuse spiral.

As for his voice over in the video, any chance it's from the CMBYN audio book TD did? Her Crema trip makes her look like a fan.😸

He’s just drunk, or on drugs.

Next year in rehab. Again....

R31 Why don't you fuck off instead?

Much quicker all around.

Not must Crema but Fonatanile. Did they recreat all the scenes? He was in Italy at that time.

Yes, at the same time that Armie was in Milan, an hour’s drive away. What a coincidence, huh? And she happened to go to Fontanila Quarantina too. And then the month after, they were both in LA.

R35 Yeah I saw that.

Wow Armie Hammer - Way to shit all over your 'special summer with Timmy'

LMAO - The loons will go mad!

Was she in Nice when he was there for Rebecca? She was there mid 2019, I don’t know when he was there. She also follows the harness account and some of the fetish accounts he follows. But she seems to be more of a domme so would he be interested in that?

It doesn’t sound like him though. And considering who S_G is, they fabricate a lot of lies. Lol

R38 It sounds exactly like him.

Who needs to fabricate lies with someone as messy as Hammer?

You only got to a wait a couple of days before the next installment of clownery

Doesn´t sound like him

R38 what lies have they fabricated? Lol

R38 it's him most certainly

I just asked an 'expert' and she's says its definitely him.

Lol ok SG. Just how many accounts do you have here? 😂

And in any case, what’s the big deal?

”Considering who S_G is” - namely? Who are they?

LMAO the usual suspects are running interference for the idiot Hammer.

It doesn't sound like him

Everyone is a liar

Even if it is him it isn't a big deal

What a drunk.

R47 Don't get me thinking about Jon Hamm at bedtime.

I'll be tossing all night

S_G account is running by MK. I thought we all knew that

R49 guess agajn

She has been to the CMBYN spots... hmmm. Did he want to re-visit but with kitties?

The voice is his. The question is whether it was lifted from a film or whether it was something done just for her.😼

Who runs that account then?

FUCK. OFF. ARMIE. TROLL.

R51 Perhaps he had to no-homo it

Or maybe recreate his transformative experience with Timmy who had moved on ....

Only joking!

You also know that he is an actor right? 😂 why not hate on things that are worth hating on, instead of all this petty stuff? There should be enough to focus on.

R54 and Timmy troll

S_G is not run by MK. It’s funny how people assume every Armie critic is MK. They’re clearly different people.

Is that you Monika? lol

R56 Why don't you talk about what you what to talk about and we'll talk about this shit.

R58 It's insane - that account is clearly not run by an American fan-fic writer. The English has some unusual aspects.

Lol at the theory that every armie hate account or poster on here is MK or Switch. Some of you underestimate how widely unliked TD is 😂

Who is he? Zod?

It was sweet of Josh Charles to respond like that.

R63 It's a shame TD didn't give him his new number in the first place.

Why did he change it by the way?

Who does that? Unless they're getting calls from people they didn't want to I guess.

Assumed the switch account was run by M's friend who may be real or not. It's dumb to act like there's no connection beyween them, some of switch's posts magically land in M's anons verbatim.

But we digress.

We wanted drama in 2021 & we're getting it. Along with amped up Trash Daddy and this previously unknown potential ho, Baby P has announced a super personal q&a for her paying customers. First the tell-all hockey podcast that hasn't happened yet & now this. She sure wants to spill tea. But will she?

R65 She better hurry up before some other bitch beats her to it.

R64 .... I hope you are joking right now?

R65 People post the same thing to multiple sources.

Some of the world's finest anons on Tumblr come from me lol.

R65 well that’s pretty much the same person so yeah.

Maybe she is using the tell all q&a to get more subscribers who won’t get any more content. Still waiting for C to spill all the big secrets she planned to spill but nothing so far

Also discussing with mk’s multiple personalities is a waste of time.

You bitches are yesterday's news

MK announced she wasn't going to be publishing any more anons about Trash Daddy on her Tumblr.

She picked a fine day to stop lol!!

I've noticed some people write their own "anons" & think nobody can tell.

R71, that lasted a week last time, lol.

Back to the topic. Yep, it's time for Barbie, Crazy J & anybody else with dirt to put up or shut up. Barbie might be held back by whatever recovery she's in but we don't call J crazy for nothing. She can't forget TD even tho she never admitted to be one of his hoes. Let it out girl!

Is CJ still back on private? I tried following her but she didn’t accept my request.

C suddenly went very quiet about A, maybe therapy and being sober like you say, or maybe she got slapped with a whatever it is called...

Should I be insulted on behalf of Switch? They can’t have their own identity now?

I think the one that will talk is BP. She is the youngest and immature

The last comment on this post. Lol

Liz still follows him though

TD´s quarantine ends tomorrow, right? Will the test be negative? I wonder if he´ll post about it

Tbh I think C went quiet when she’s realised BP is probably out of the picture. TD being with BP probably fuelled her up to spill tea on IG

R76 lolllll

R76 Yikes

R79 Probably too early to say that she's out of the picture as far as he's concerned. She put up with the hockey player cheating on her and treating her like shit for over a year. I think she has what it takes to sink her nails in and hold on as hard as she can regardless of what he does. I'd love some tea if she is on the outs, though.

So. Over, him. Truly. He’s gross.

The people who think MK is the only Armie anti is probably the same group who defend all the stupid shit he does regularly. His enemies are his enablers. He will never learn, grow or succeed because he does the same thing over and over. Makes the same mistakes. The hallmarks of insanity.

Fuck that's a nice good morning video lol, i know he's the worst but he still surprises me.

Lol switch is not Monika... i've spoken to her in the DM's it's not her. A lot of people dislike TD, i don't see why people are still shocked or something.

He lost over 100 followers on Twitter from that psychotic tweet. The more you read it the more unhinged it sounds. Also his lowest engagement for a tweet for a while.

R85 wow you really pay close attention

Not true. Is one of his tweets with more replies and retweets of the last months. Easy to check

R87 just check socialtracker.io

^^ it's less than 2% engagement

R76 he deleted the comment lol

R90 Are you sure? Maybe he just blocked you.

This is the funniest comment in the replies.

R91 no, i'm not blocked. He's deleted it.

R90 yeah I saw that earlier. I didn’t expect anything else really. At least some of them know better than engaging with the haters

R93 i know lol. Btw it wasn't my comment, but it was true. He must have an alert for her posts, he likes them immediately.

R94 well it has to be said that he does like most posts of people he follows. Or at least used to a year or so ago. So it might just not mean anything.

Which one of you commented on the pole dance vid?

R76 Confused?

What was the comment?

Sorry just woke up lol.

R97 you snooze you lose! Kidding. It was just someone hating on Ryan for liking BP’s posts, lying about Liz unfollowing him (she hasn’t), and just in general being a hater.

R98 This is why I hate sleep!

I thought it was odd you were all getting het up about ginger pussy rights lol.

I wonder if the simpli-looney Charmie has taken some voice lessons yet so she can show how easy it is to fake that video lol.

Probably have to smoke a dozen cigars and stay up for 72 hours to get the right timbre

Starting off 2021 the same way he ended 2020 isn't growth. He should delete Twitter.

R100 huh?

R102 The chief Charmie loon spent many days and nights trying to debunk the Kitten DMIs.

Then one of the other loons faked similar DMs and it became canon that Kittengate wasn't real - lol

I wonder how they'll say this woman got TD's voice?

BP's Insta - "4 moves, 3 cities, new friends, old friends, heartbreak, new lovers and more than a handful of life lessons. i am beyond grateful for everyone in my life and all of you. thank you to anyone who has supported me and stuck with me through this crazy fucking year. cheers ily"

Why does everyone write like Liz?

And how many lovers are we talking about here?!?!?

R103 got it. Well, an easy explanation is that he is in fact an actor lol

R105 Well if it is from a previous role I'm sure those bitches would have found it by now.

So far.....crickets.

Or you know, he gets hired to read a sentence... 😂 it’s not necessarily that deep lol

R107 lol keep searching for some other explanation.

I think this one lasted longer than others and was there long before the divorce. She must have loads of stuff on him.

And what exactly is the proof? Besides a sentence that might not even be him.

R109 i went to the source lol. you know, i think you'd fit in better at tapatalk or even tumblr. No armie stans here.

I just want proof. Definitely not an Armie Stan. But also don’t believe in hating on nothing. Post your proof then

There are no proofs. I said it before, for me is not his voice

R112 Deaf as well as dumb?

R107 LMAO that you think it would be a better story if Trash Daddy was so broke he was doing voiceovers for pole dancers.

No proof will ever be good enough for some people lol. This has TD written all over it.

So, he really took a pole dancer to Crema to do a hetero/nudey reshoot of CMBYN?

Sacrilegious!!

It's like a Charmie Black Mass lol.

Imagine if some of the little peaches had seen him there with THAT WOMAN?!?!?!?!

They'd have stoned the bitch.

This sounds like the same poster who refused to admit TD has his dad's voice (roughed up by smoking but still, that's where he got it). They hear what they want to hear.

He probably took this photo, it’s taken from a very tall eyeline

R118 The sole of her foot showing through the water is pretty weird.

So CMBYN fucked him up so much psychologically that he had to take one of his whores to the movie’s locations to exorcise the gay out.

Because she is on her knees

The water in that pond is ice cold, and the bottom of it is sharp pebbles. So she’s kneeling on pebbles in ice cold water. Also, it’s not secluded at all, it’s a local picnic spot with tables and stuff. So she’s naked in quite a public place. Whoever took that photo really must have wanted that particular shot, disregarding her comfort.

She is not kneeling, she is walking with her right leg bent.

Geez some of you people act like you have never waded in thigh deep water before.

Clearly, you haven’t been there. The water in that pond is not thigh deep. She’s kneeling, in order to create a better visual for the camera.

If she is kneeling then why is her other leg like that? Did her wooden leg come off it’s hinges?

[quote]I think this one lasted longer than others and was there long before the divorce. She must have loads of stuff on him.

Is this just a hunch, or...?

The more I think about him hauling some stripper around to CMBYN locations for pics the more fucked up it seems. Dude needs a therapist bad.

Now I definitely think he took BP to Bird Bakery. He probably fucked her there too.

R126 That is honestly the weird thing here.

He's been doing nudey photoshoots for years.

But to take one his hoes to Crema for a re-enactment is just nutso.

I wonder if he got some other chick dressed up as Tonto?!?!?!?

This man is way beyond fucked up and i kind of think R127 nailed it.

Off to see the kiddies, and, if possible, fuck their nanny in their bedroom.

R129 At this point I'd just be grateful if he didn't jizz in the frosting.

R130 😬 he looks... lets say not very good.

Last one of these for a while?

Has he forgotten he'll need one for Porn Island?

Making sure the focus is on her ass and the sole of her foot is top TD - his fetishes in one shot and in the place most sacred to Charmie, too.

R134 Yeah I wondered if the foot thing was a deliberate fetish thing.

Ruins the shot for me though.

The Charmies aren't even acknowledging this which means it must be true lol.

R134 It's like he has to corrupt and debase everything pure and good.

LMAO!

Muriel needs to ban these fucking frau cunts and their obsession with this guy.

R137 Shut up snitch bitch!

FUck you r138! These threads are insane.

R139 Duh! That's why we like them.

You clearly don't so maybe look away lol.

It's not difficult

These threads are polluting DL.

R141 what do you think the purpose of DL is? Lol

According to some guy staying at the Ritz Carlton TD is out and about with his top off so I guess he passed the test.

Link before all you bitches start moaning.

R141 R139 Yet here you are, in an Armie Hammer thread. You could stop clicking them and spending your time reading them if you don’t care. If you don’t like the threads, there’s many others you can contribute to 😂

Your bullshit threads are nonstop. You frau cunts don't get it. You don't belong on this board. We have to spam these threads with porn to get them deleted.

R146 lol, you’re so fucking obsessed. Just go to another thread. Pretty sad you’re wasting your time here, you need a new hobby. Stop being so focussed on Armie Hammer threads when there’s hundreds of other threads you can contribute to.

R148 You ain't the king of me bitch!

R148 ffs move on and go look at something else. It’s getting pathetic now.

I think the R148 were meant for R146 - my bad lol!

I was literally dissing myself there

Get ready guys 😂

R151 Someone needs to Free Willy

Cos he ain't there?!!?!?!?

Gotta love him feeding the Charmie line that Liz exploits his kids. $10 they aren't there or are pitching a fit having to be near him again

What his stans don't get with his "not posting his kids to protect their privacy" bullshit is deflection at its best. Now no one can know how much time he actually spends with his kids. Maybe he ain't as dumb as we thought

“(With my kids but as a New Years resolution I will not be posting pictures of my children for their safety and for their well-being)

ROFL that must mean Liz refused to let him take a photo with them.

NEVER FORGET!

R156 Lmao. He has been chastised. Probably the courts only allow supervised visitations so he will have Liz in all the photos from now on. This might be the dangerous activity. How he treated his kids due to the toe video. This sounds like a cop out. Particularly as Liz continues to post them.

R151 wait? What about the welfare of the kid in this photo? Doesn't he care about their safety. LMAO. The lies.

If Chrissy Teigen weren’t already married, she and Armie would me a great couple

He probably saw a lot of comments asking why he wasn’t shown with his kids. His original caption didn’t have that explanation.

Apparently all you need to be a great dad is long arms and short shorts.

R160 LMAO! Someone just posted he's being accused of breaking quarantine on Christmas day. It's in the Cayman news apparently but I can't find any evidence of it. Looks like the family is covering it up.

How I imagine Armie stans...

Basically he wants to party without restrictions and doesn't want to spend time with his kids. He goes to the Caribbean every January. This trip is for him. Did he even spend those 2 hours with his kids?

R164 He hasn't seen them yet

Armie's DL fan club...

R165 well he broke quarantine so, what was the purpose? Someone find out what they're not telling us. Who can get information from the islands?

Armie come and fuck my FAT LONELY PUSSY!

The spammer is back. Armie was that always you? LMAO!!!!

Pole dancer girl has confirmed it is not Armie in the video lol

Only news article I can find is someone breached quarantine on New Year’s Eve. But the comment said Christmas Day. And the commenter said it’s “all over the news”, so it should be easy to find.

Armie has foot fetish r1. There are some people out there who would sniff Armie's shoes and suck on his feet.

R170 - Yeah I believe her

Wow. Someone's upset

this man is pathetic, he is a pure narcissist, how many people still believe him. lol

R171 looks like the family might be covering it up. This is hilarious. Apparently he went to his dad's house.

R176 Well we all knew he wouldn't play by the rules. He never does.

He's truly pathetic.

Might get to tick prison time off the bingo card after all

So basically all the performances are so he can party in the Cayman islands and take photos for attention while not needing to spend any actual time with his kids? Please tell me he's not this fucked up.

R177 this might be what set off this tweet. Someone probably grassed him up and he lost it. But who? And please someone get evidence of this breach.

R179 Do I look like Miss Marple to you?

R180 Haha. We need Elizabeth Chambers to provide the news report. Please tell me she'll leak this to the antis.b

No proof since it didn’t happen most likely. The Carla person who first commented about it is fucking nuts lol.

Wait did he break quarantine or didn't he? I searched but couldn't find anything.

He's now talking about how he's going to spend "next year" having sit down dinners. Next year? He's not yet in 2021. Already drunk, no doubt

R184 Yeah. Sit down dinners with the Marquis de Sade fan club.

R183 he didn’t. She is cray cray.

R184 are you dumb?

I want to be a slave for his feet

R187 You're too old

Has anybody viewed BP's latest video?

LMAO! Now Ashton is shading him!!!

R190 where?

"In a magical place where Covid doesn't live"

Pretty sure that’s not shade... lol

Cayman authorities don’t name who it is. It sure sounds like him though lol

So either he has no intention of seeing the kids and just wants to party as usual away from restrictions in LA or he is under supervision and can only see them if Liz is around? Wonder which it is.

R194 please spill. What do they say and what's your source?

Ashton didn't like the shade he threw on Liz and came back with the smack!

The only breach since that teen girl happened on NYE. According to the cray cray in armie’s comments, his happened on Christmas Day. Ie it never happened. Unless someone can procure some links

CI doesn’t have community transmission though, so it can’t be shade lol.

R194 details please?

I think the stomach flu problems stem from anxiety. Look at Ford in the latest story hiding his face. He's stressed. Probably found out his dad is still a drunk loser.

It was published on the 30th, the day after we saw his tracking bracelet in his story.

But it says it happened on the traveller’s 15th day, ie it can’t be Armie. Is math really that hard?

The crazy crazy in the comments is now shit talking Liz and talking about her and Armie’s love. Lol. She’s insane

R203 Everyone is crazy apart from Armie we get it!

No but the crazy spreading lies is. But I get that common sense and math can be hard.

It looks like there have been just a handful of breaches, so he could have been any of the others. At any rate, this is how they are being reported on official channels.

R202 Aha! I did notice the bracelet. They only put those on if you breach quarantine. He's soooooo stupid. Attention seeking moron posted his tracking bracelet. You can't make this shit up.

The commenter said it happened for a couple of hours on Christmas Day. That would be halfway or so through his quarantine. She also is saying that it is “all over the CI news”. It isn’t.

The link here says it happened on the traveller’s 15th day after a test. This is the only reported case in the news.

It should be pretty simple to understand it can’t be Armie.

She is also calling Armie her lover, calling Liz a witch and a devil, and generally just trolling.

R208 There has been more than one case

r208 that lady is off her fucking rocker. good lord. what is it about TD that brings out the crazies???

R207 Fairly sure everyone in quarantine has to wear the bracelet

That's how they stop you going outside your zone

R210 she seems to simultaneously hate and love him.

It has been discussed here in length that you have to wear the bracelet during the whole quarantine like r211 said.

Just look at her comments under ladonnis’s comment on armie’s post. And you guys still believe her? Lol

BP said she’s moving back to NY in her new video 😂

R213 She's clearly nuts but I find it's always best to assume the worst where Trash Daddy is concerned.

Saves time

R214 Yes but then she talks about moving her dog to LA

She has a 1 year lease so I guess she's staying for a bit yet

She could always find someone to take over her lease and sublease it or mommy and daddy can pay it out 😉

[quote]Gotta love him feeding the Charmie line that Liz exploits his kids.

If TD really cared about the way Liz puts the kids on her sm, he would have done something about it years ago. He's their dad, he could have objected. No sign he ever has.

This new "resolution" smells like a legal stipulation of the divorce. Either supervised only visits or Liz doesn't want the kids on his IG side by side with the thonged up hoes or something else. But it's not bc Trash Daddy all of a sudden put his kids' well being first.

I think it's him. You quarantine for 14 days. His 14th day was the day this breach occurred. How likely is that to be s coincidence? Particularly as it's being swept under the rug. Who else would have this influence?

R218 think it was the toe sucking. Maybe she recorded it for evidence.

^^ she threw him under the bus for the toe sucking. Maybe that was the last draw.

R221 LMAO - he threw himself under the bus. Who posted it? Whose fucking toe was it?

She was the one that had to explain what the fuck happened. He hid as usual

R219 Carla is that you? His breach according to the Nut job happened Christmas Day, do you have trouble reading?

Liz is a cunt

The porn spammer has stopped once Armie started deleting comments in Instagram. 2+2

R222 True but she recorded him then disclaimed the hashtag and decision to post it. I think the courts didn't like the video.

R226 It was his toe so kind of up to him to stop it.

Plus he was bright red in the face which was *wrong*

There's a 100 reasons he shouldn't be left in charge of those kids

Sorry for duplicate post - posted it to other thread by mistake.

Effie only wants one pair of hands

R227 He was red in the face which means he had a boner lbr.

R229 And it was smaller than his big toe

Did she catch him in the act? The toe sucking apparently went on for 7 minutes but she only caught the tail end. Did he stop Ford when caught?

Ok. Who tied this bitch to the hotel piano?

7 minutes fellating my toes and I'm ready to cum.

who the fuck is house of effie?

Armie is so stupid. If he had half a brain he'd stay off social media but he can't help himself. He's so thirsty and always fucks up and gets the wrong attention. People are quarantined and locked down and he's posting party pics day 2. Stupid, stupid man.

If the island is safe then let them have a good time.

I bloody would.

R236 yes but don't advertize.

Looks like Liz is on Instagram and apparently he was ordered to return.

R232, think we all know who tied that brat up. Dates fit. 😼

R234, houseofeffie is a newly discovered stripper ho of Trash Daddy's. Read the thread to catch up.

[quote]There's a 100 reasons he shouldn't be left in charge of those kids

Don't think for a minute Liz's lawyers haven't been telling the courts about it. That's why no pics of the kids. His interactions & visitations are being supervised & controlled. Forget about the toe sucking video, there's a shit ton we don't know, starting with whatever happened to make him leave GC in the first place. She's been there taking care of the kids along with their grandparents while Armando has been out here acting the fool for 7 months. Family court judges frown on that.

R234 It appears she is someone determined to make the public notice her, whatever it takes. Armie's favorite kind of woman. Next she'll be tied to the top of a tree or maybe a canon...

DL is great, lol he quarantined at least that let's recognize him lol

he exorcised the piano too Elio plays the piano lol

R237 I like seeing the old normal.

Bored of all the insta scolds who seem to scour posts just to nag about masks.

R240 I can't imagine it did the piano much good.

Literally no respect for other people's property.

R238 You make a good point. There was a catalyst for his sudden departure. I still remember him going on radio one day and the next he was posing as an adult model for her visor business while on the tarmac and wearing dirty clothing. As if she served his papers and told him to walk. he was off his rocker on that speed boat right before he left the island.

R243 yup he seemed totally unhinged when he left, and that little vision visor photoshoot the MINUTE before he was walking into the airport to leave was so fucking odd. His expression, the dirty shirt, the fucking...was it a ladybug?? A ladybug visor?? Was it like: "you've screwed me over so you're gonna put this on and let me take the picture whether you LIKE IT OR NOT"? How the fuck did these two stay married for ten years?? In any case, I'm looking forward to all the stupid shit he's gonna keep doing now that he's #FREE.

Crazy J apparently only has 17,000 words to edit out of her book so hopefully she'll have some juicy tidbits when that comes out too! 😂😂😂

Carla is spilling. Apparently the charity money they raised this summer was siphoned back to them. It went for paying tuition to the Hammer school.

Elizabeth turned up on the board when she accused her of hating black people and not mixing with the locals.

Lmao. I totally believe the quarantine breach now.

R244 He will reveal it all like the idiot he is. Bwahaha.

The burner account who is probably Liz posted that Armie is a drug addict psycho who was forced to return. Puts this tweet in an entirely new light.

R245 Carla is a fucking lunatic and so are you for believing a word she says. Or maybe you are Carla since you keep pushing her comments?

Who is Carla?

In the Vision Visor post Liz also made a point of mentioning how well it fit someone who was "almost" 6'5", which was an interesting bit of shade.

Carla is the username of an account that has gone batshit lunatic crazy in Armie’s comments, fabricating lies (including that she is his lover, that Liz is a witch and the devil, that Armie breached quarantine, that Liz is stealing money, etc etc etc). She seems to both hate him and love him at the same time, giving off creepy stalker vibes.

Thank you for filling us in, R250. So why is anyone taking Carla seriously?

R243 & R244, that airport visor promo was worth a thousand words. Him dirty & disheveled with a facial expression making it no secret he wanted the whole world dead at that moment while still doing this ad for Liz. She totally ambushed him there. You promised me you'd do it and you're going to, dammit! 😹

[quote]Crazy J apparently only has 17,000 words to edit out of her book so hopefully she'll have some juicy tidbits when that comes out too!

Not sure TD will feature in this book, she's prob planning a new one around him since her whole career is writing about dudes who've fucked her over. I thought her book was nearly done anyway when she met TD. Tho if she did try to include stuff about him she's having to edit, that might be why she bitter tweeted about his PR team a few days ago. We'll be checking that shit out for sure when it gets published, even if there's no TD we can see what she's got in store for him next time.😼

R251 a very good question. I have tried asking the same thing but get accused of all sorts of things.

Btw, someone said the pole dancer denied the audio was TD. She didn't.

R253 9f course she didn't. It's clearly him. Interesting how she is reinstating her bdsm pics one by one

R254 she wants his attention imo. I basically think there's interesting history there.

Yes she did lol. I talked to her 😂

Has anyone paid the $5 to see BP’s q&a video?

R256 receipts

R256 honey, i also talked to her and she didn't.

Apparently we are all about not giving receipts and proof in this thread 😂 so you just gotta take my word for it lol.

This latest IG post by A makes me think of several things: 1- He says he won't post pictures of her kids. This can probably mean that in the divorce settlements with Liz there is provision for him not to post photos of the children on his IG account, for many reasons we don't know and can only speculate on. But beware: she is continuing to do so undisturbed instead. TD's crazy fans will not fail to notice this and will continue to attack her for it, and surely this A knows this very well. I have to admit: in this TD is smarter than I imagined. Somehow he keeps presenting himself in the eyes of the public as LIz's victim. 2- Among the various likes on the IG post, look who's back: BP!!! It's not over between them at all as has been said many times. She's waiting quietly. For the moment they are the perfect couple because she gives him what he looks for in a woman: total adoration, lots of sex and few complications. She's been described as possessive but if she can keep that side of her personality at bay and he doesn't get tired they'll go on for a long time to come. 3- I just feel sorry for Harper and Ford who will now find themselves even more in the middle of the divorce battle. Those two poor kids are going to need therapy in the future to get over the trauma of these two narcissistic parents being together.

R260 when she specifically says no screenshots, i'm gonna respect it lol.

In other news, i have a feeling the theory about supervised visits with the kids is not far off.

R261 yeah both DD and BP are back and liking posts lol

I missed the disheveled visor post. Just checked TD and L's Instagram accounts and couldn't see it. Anybody got a link for it somewhere else?

Btw, interesting tidbit i noticed. That model Zahara, he likes a lot of her pics. Well she liked his latest post even tho she doesn't publicly follow him. She's also quite young.

R264 you looked in the wrong place lol Not sure where people got ladybug from though.

R265 she is clearly an adult, so the big deal is? 🤔😂

Ocean girl liked the post too. Looks like they all did. Let the games begin!

Thank you R266! That did make me laugh.

R256 you're right, emotionally she's older than him.

It doesn't matter if Pole Ho denied the voice in her video was Armando or not, because it's him. If she denied it she's lying, end of. Even if his voice wasn't so distinctive, those CMBYN reenactment pics say everything. She & TD have a link.

[quote]Somehow he keeps presenting himself in the eyes of the public as LIz's victim.

In the eyes of charmies.

[quote]She's been described as possessive but if she can keep that side of her personality at bay and he doesn't get tired they'll go on for a long time to come.

She can't and he will. I don't think he's done with her yet but as soon as he gets back to work he's going to be off the chain again. Now he can do whatever he wants with co-stars, extras, instahoes/local hoes & no need to keep it from Liz. He will gorge at the ho buffet. If the hockey girls ever do their 2nd podcast I hope they ask BP about her boyfriend being on Raya.😹

I also feel sorry for the kids. I doubt TD will ever step up & be what they need (he'll prob have another set of kids later who'll get more attention) & Liz is Liz. The kids' only hope is to grow up so they can get the fuck away from all these nuts.

Armie knows what he’s doing. Posts like these are dog whistles to pups like me who need to be house broken.

Delicious life-affirming tea ☕️

R261 tbh I think BP is out. She wouldn’t be seriously considering moving to NY if they were still a thing. Does anyone have Pateron tea? Lol

First Ig hoe he’s going to smash post quarantine is definitely that diving girl in the Caymans 😄

Queen loon now saying Timmy was in quarantine with Armie but he's gone back now.

Just a 2 week fuckfest in an hotel room presumably.

Yeah - it's not like they could have done that more easily in LA lol.

Madness

That visor pic says it all. He is not only disheveled this was the exact same tshirt he wore the day before and it's obviously not washed. Looks like he woke up in a gutter and was carted straight to the terminal.

The burner account has called him a drug addict. I don't think this is far off.

R275 it must be visitation limitation because he posted a picture of a young child in the latest post who is presumably his relative.

Did anyone notice Liz turned up in Armie's comments as her own account? She is keeping close eye on him because he seems to be slandering her. He seems like the dirtiest player in this game suggesting it was always him being underhanded with that Timmy hate. He's really a piece of shit.

R278 He's a narcissist. They always play dirty

The worst part is he's painting himself as a victim while she's basically a homeless single mom. Why would she return to LA where he's sold their home and there's a deadly pandemic. Now he's muscled his way back to the Caymans to make her life a living hell. I can't believe I actually feel sorry for her.

R277 this child is not his relative,it's dr Maeve O'herty kid,the blond who is Elizabeth friend

R280 Yup. She's in a horrible position.

Imagine being connected to the idiot Hammer for the next 15 years.

At least his work will mean he's not around too much.

R281 whoever's child it is it's still a child he's willing to endanger. He's so fos.

Liz knew he was a conceited, ignorant moron when she married him. She gambled on a ten year marriage, two kids and a lifetime of alimony. No sympathy for her on that front.

Switch_ga's latest post is strange.

Claims to have DMed with people in the know for the last week, hints at dark, sociopathic stuff but then concludes by saying "it's not that serious". Well, which is it? Has he done dark shit to women or is it all a nothingburger?

Oh and switch, if you're here, the phrase you're looking for is trauma bonding.

R284 This is true but nobody anticipates bitterness and warring especially when kids are involved. I can now see why she's got an eating disorder. Not saying she's blameless because she's probably done some shady stuff but she has been blameless during this divorce.

R284 Yeah. Narcissists never hide their true selves

The islanders must think he's an entitled bastard. And all those black people on that island and never seen him with one of them.

People, especially those who don't even know him, really should leave the guy alone. It's his life to live as he sees fit. If he's happy with it, I'm happy for him.

I almost feel like the rumored hookups were revenge for her living her best life without him. They are all made public without any concern for her feelings.

R285 He's clearly a POS to women.

That's obvious from the way he's behaved in the last few months.

I guess switch is just acknowledging in the end that in the great scheme of things right now no-one would even care.

You only have to see the way the Charmies respond to ANY woman linked to him to see what would happen if someone came out and spoke about this stuff.

R285 i read it as it's not that serious to them (switch), dk tho. I think you're right about trauma bonding.

R289 You sound a bit simple.

R290 Add putting his naked ass on Raya the minute he landed in Cayman Islands.

He can't bear to not be controlling the women in his life it seems to me.

R289, you're on the wrong thread & the wrong board for that matter. Tumblr & tapatalk sound like the places for you.

R291 & R292 it just seemed bizarre to post all this ominous sounding shit about how terrible he's been to women & how disturbed she was by what she learned and then shrug it off in the end. Idk.

R293 & R295 you both sound a bit assholish.

Liz knew exactly what she was going through when she met him over thirteen years ago. Nobody takes it out of my mind that at that time she was not very different from what BP, C, CJ, DD and the others are now. Unfortunately, she had not taken into account that things could go like this in the future. It is also true that she is now a mother and, with all her faults of hers, she is trying to keep the children safe. Also: why does he want joint custody? In my opinion only for a matter of public image. He never cared much about them and I don't think he will in the future.

To all the Hammer handmaids who have polluted this thread.

When the real story about this man comes out - and I personally think it will

Remember how easily taken in you were. All it took was a long pair of legs, a (used to be) pretty face and white teeth.

And maybe own your shame for a minute before you move on.

R297 very low chances he gets joint custody. In my opinion.

R299 Its joint legal custody not physical custody though?

Just means he has to be consulted on matters that affect the kids.

R300 dk really. I only hope we get details in the divorce proceedings lol.

What do you think the real story is, R298? He's definitely a druggy sleaze, and I'm looking forward to all the dirt, but I must say I'll be very saddened if it's something really debauched.

R302 I really don't think it's popcorn material.

The reality is he comes from a very powerful family, he's connected even if his career is shit there will still be people like Luca who will hire him off his family name. He will still have his Saudi buddies. He's not going to be ruined externally. His biggest enemy is himself. Always has been. He's self destructive and manic. He will never his downfall.

^^ I meant he will be the cause if his own downfall.

lol @ anyone who thinks he wants custody.

Charmies posting court filings to prove how hard he is working to get his kids back from Liz's evil clutches. Lol they do know that's all his lawyer's doing right? Part and parcel for cases like this. Insane they think he even knows what has actually been filed on his behalf. And how obsessed with this creep are they to go that far as to unearth this kind of info.

He'll get them one weekend per month tops imo. If E is smart, she'll move with them to Texas or Colorado. If she can that is.

You fucking frau stans should just die in a grease fire.

Liz reposted that chef, i hope she screwing him lol

Liz is maaaaad

Imagine being free of this asshole for 7 months and now she has to tolerate his smug face all over again.

They're posting his court filings now? Wtf.

R312 Yup.

And the mind games will start up again.

It makes me feel sick.

R313 one of the head loons proving just how loony they are

Switch has a clip of BP saying she likes to be dominated.

Another one broken in/down.

R316 god cringe

R315, not a lawyer but nothing looks unusual there. It doesn't prove a thing about his super dedication to his kids, just that he has competent lawyers.

Wonder if Daddy Lorenze is proud of BP after that video? 😹

I wonder if his family supports him. MH has apparently been supporting Liz and her kids in recent months, but we know he's not a great example of loyalty either. It won't be easy times for Liz now.

R319 I would imagine Michael is more interested in managing him at this point.

The house of Effie has things to say !

R321 - "I love it when I spend the first half of the year rushing to set up an apartment and rooftop w a designer team during a pandemic for someone, only to spend the second half of the year watching them hoe around with any random lost airhead they plucked out of their DMs instead. Definitely didn't make for super awkward conversations w my family during the holidays! It was like Xmas 2016 all over again"

R322 i'll say it again, TD is a gift that keeps on giving lol

R323 Yes. Just like herpes.

Pole Ho has even more to say. Two stories highlighting the photography credits for the CMBYN pic & the piano rope pic (to let us know it's not TD), then another one talking about the voice on the pole video, WITHOUT denying it's Armando or explaining where she got the recording of his voice. She says she's moved on & urges everyone else to do the same. You first, hun! 😹

R325 A random audio clip she just happened to have.

LMAO

R326 Effie has literally just started following the jessica photographer...

please what "whispers" TD in Affie's video?

She's deleted the story about the apartment too.

Hmmmm

R328 There's nothing more that I love than the idea of you lying besides me

I think!

She's doing another video and wants to know if the voiceover should be Daddy or Kitten

wth

(Posted on other thread by mistake)

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R330 I'll bet he did say this to her and she recorded it. This is the way he speaks: Stilted versions of cheesy clichés. I would have taken a Silkwood shower, but that's just me.

R332 Let the comments commence...

Houseofeffie making me lol for days. Daddy vs Kitten? And where did she get the Armie vo? Hmmmm...

R332 The Mail isn't there. Armie's PR have sold them the story as usual. As if they even know who he is. Hi

Ok which one of you wrote this on the previous Daily Mail article about him?

Trash Daddy hits the sky! Is he taking his baby girlfriend along for the ride?

He lost over 800 followers with that Instagram post. So losing followers due to social media activity in 2021 is his new thing.

Lord.

He got absolutely WRECKED in the comments for the last article about him flying home.

How did I miss this?!?!?

R338 He or his team probably blocked a lot of accounts.

Some people weren't 'kind'

R340 he left the board last night to post to his blue ticks as usual and delete some posts but nothing significant. The accusations that he breached quarantine are still up and people accusing him of privilege. Wouldn't he have deleted the posts of people he was blocking? I just think people think he's a pain in the ass and are sick of his bullshit. He's literally doing the exact same thing he did at the beginning of the pandemic, use his privilege to circumvent it and brag about it.

BP is even more of a covidit than I thought.

E342 I don't get the fascination with that Nobody. She is the alleged ex hook up that's probably just been a transactional relationship in every sense.

Lol do we have some bitter souls in here now? 😂

R341 If people have followed him this long I see no reason why they'd stop now.

Might just be Instagram doing a purge of troll/dormant or 'adult' accounts.

800 is small fry.

Stans really are the dumbest people

And 'mystery' over

Lolll

No one judge lol but I just took one for the team and paid the $5 to see BP’s video and she said she’s single and wants to date around and be young and there’s no one recent who she wants as her boyfriend. On TD, all she said was he’s a nice guy and there’s a lot of “unfair narratives” about him.

The clip Switch featured is also in the vid. She talked about fetishes and said she’s submissive and pretty much whatever else is in the switch video. She’s also threatening Switch with lawyers for reposting the clip

R349 She might sue you now for quoting from her top sekrit video...

The switch account has REALLY got under TD's skin.

LMAO

I dunno what these girls thought was gonna happen when they decided to be fuckbuddies with TD while simultaneously being the biggest fucking attention whores on the planet, but I don't have any sympathy for any of them. Want people to respct your privacy? Cool! Stop putting all your fucking shit on the internet then!!

R351 Also....

Don't date CRAZY

and also I'm sorry but Desert Barbie is absolutely cracked in the head if she thinks anyone gives a shit about her app. The TD connection is literally the ONLY reason why she has ay relevance at all. She was happy with all the attention it brought her when things were going well, and now she's upset that she gets constant reminders of her own stupidity. Well sweetheart, all the evidence came from you so the only person you need to have words with is yourself!

R350 I don’t think BP is worried about gay men on an anon posting board, but Switch needs to be careful not to go sharing clips and using BP’s name.

Luckily many are smart on here to not use their actual names. We could be talking about anyone one 😂

R354 That bitch is all about the dollars

She'll come at anyone giving her shit away

Can I rent/buy Armies feet for an hour or two?

R356 he’s broke enough to agree to that so, yes, you sure can

R349 Thanks for doing us a solid, LOL.

Still super curious what went down and I still hope BP will spill all of the sordid deets soon. I do think TD was planning on coming to CT with her (per her reaching out about riding lessons for her and her BF), and then something happened that sent him to GC instead, and they called it quits before she left (their fun came to an end and the reality of his situation set in, I’m sure).

R358 Yup that's my take too.

If he planned to go to see the kids why the hell not do it in time for xmas?

TD obviously flaked on going to CT to meet the fam. The roadtrip she was planning from CT to LA was brought up during the Texas trip so they’ll probably having a good time during the COVID roadtrip and started planning on doing the big one from CT to get the dog and cat, and then TD bailed on her when she got too clingy. Spending time with her fam would have been too much of a big step for TD and he had to end it.

And Barbie can say whatever she likes but she’s the one who still has the desert tab with videos of him in it. She can’t have her cake and eat it

*car not cat lol

That was me R337!

R354 That's all true, and I'm no expert in copyright issues, but I can't understand what Switch thought would happen when they posted Patreon content on their own page.

R363 It's been deleted.

booo

Lol the SG trash deleted almost all the BP posts. Good on BP.

Did this Effie person move to LA for TD, too? TD is into mindfuck and mental BDSM, which for him seems to involve making plans to meet up with women in LA and cities where he's traveling and then ditching them after a short time or not showing up at all. He did it to the Russian girl and it sounds like he has done it to BP, DB and CrazyJ. Effie's travel dates seem to match up with TD's, but I wouldn't be surprised if he had told her he would meet up with her at the CMBYN spots in Italy, but then at the last minute made up some excuse about why he couldn't be there. That's pretty much what happened with the Russian girl in Montreal and LA.

R366 Yup. He seems to like emotional cruelty.

Makes him feel like a big man I guess.

R365 Probably making space for the next ho.

Did PG just confirm sleeping with married men? Lol.

R369 who is PG?

R370 Pole girl. I figured we’d continue with the abbreviations

R371 lol, got it. Agreed, we should definitely avoid names so no one sues us 😂

Anyone else see wine girl leaving red hearts on his pic, she’s still hanging in there

R373 what? That’s a new level of engagement between the two, right?

[quote]No one judge lol but I just took one for the team and paid the $5 to see BP’s video and she said she’s single and wants to date around and be young and there’s no one recent who she wants as her boyfriend.

IOW, the opposite of everything she said in her Yt video with her bimbo friend, in sm comments & anywhere else you can think of for the past couple of months.

R358, I think TD was going to CT too & then the GC trip came up (rumors that he was ORDERED to go, don't know how much truth to them). She was visibly down in those first couple of days despite all her moaning about homesickness back in L.A. Bet the door's still open for him to hit it sometime but it looks like the lovebombing whirlwind romance came to a screeching halt in the face of reality. She prob feels stupid just like Pole Ho for talking him up to her fam only to be ditched.

PG's stories suggest there is some drama happening?

Maybe it’s SG who keeps spamming her lol

It’s classic swarming Charmie tactics. Cult leaders “suggest” what messages to send and the faithful copy-and-paste. They did the same to the Russian kitten.

Lots of wanting their cake & eating it too among the harem hoes:

A few weeks ago Barbie was salivating at the thought of spilling her tea, now she wants to hire a web scrubber to erase the links between her & TD online (an APP FOUNDER doesn't know the term for what she's looking for, get real Barbie). Demands privacy even tho attention whoring is her reason for being & nobody cared abt her before TD.

Crazy J always denied more than the lunch date while still dropping hints they were fucking, culminating in publicly blocking him & taking swipes, while still admitting nothing & getting mad at people for noticing. Demands privacy even tho attention whoring is the core of her existence.

Baby P...speaks for itself. Demands privacy & everybody be "nice" even tho she herself is neither private nor nice. Attention whore gonna attention whore.

Now we have Pole Ho who wanted us to know TD did NOT take those pics (even though he prob did), talked about the voiceover while denying nothing, telling everyone to move on in one breath then spills the story of her bitterness toward TD unasked in the next. Then she does a poll abt whether she should do another Daddy voiceover & has a story implying she got TD's voice from a voice message. Doesn't want us talking about this despite us not knowing any of it until SHE put it out there. Stripper + IG + privacy = does not compute.

All these women would have happily walked a red carpet with TD if he'd let them. They have a tiny bit of internet notoriety & they can't handle it? What would they have done if TD had treated them like the public gfs they wanted to be? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Deal with it & stop putting your shit on the internet if you want to be "private".

This tea gives me life!

Desert Barbie is sharing video and images of a new cosmetic procedure she's having done on her insta stories - she says looking like she is puffy with too much filler is one of her worst nightmares - has she seen her own face???????? I mean props for full on admitting you've had cosmetic work done (not that it could be denied in this case) but holy shit. She can't even close her own mouth properly it's so trout-like.

Effie is a god damn national treasure! Check her highlights. I hope she never stops, this is so entertaining and embarrassing!!!

oh my god. What the actual fuck is going on here?????????? This is amazing. GOOD JOB 2021!!!!!

R382 It's only embarrassing if HE gets embarrassed, and we get to enjoy that. So far, there has been no reckoning. Sure, it's a lot of fun tea being spilled. But TD seems untouched by any of this. Which pisses me off. Makes it way less fun when it's just a menagerie of broken kittens crumpled and tossed to the ground in his swaggery wake. He's such a douche! I really want something to happen, like he loses custody of his kids, or he gets revealed to be a criminal sex pest or something. Something he can't blow off. Busted for drugs at the airport. Something.

Well he’s been arrested for drug smuggling or whatever once and is proud of it so you can cross that off your list.

New Switch story...I hope he isn’t partying with those young girls in the second pic, they look really young

He looks SHITFACED in that photo

Where can we see a bigger version?

R387

BOOOOOZE

Lolol his stans like him drunk and drugged up, I see

R390 There's another version?

He is shnockered in that photo at R389. I am thinking that he simply never sobers up anymore. Because the second he were to sober up and realize "Omg....I have two actual living children that I never see anymore" -- that's going to be a shame bomb. At least I think it might? Maybe not? If he truly doesn't care about the kids, even when sober, then he's a legit sociopath.

He didn’t want to go to The Caymans to see the kids, he wants to go somewhere COVID-free where he can do all the same shit he’s been doing in the desert with the partying and drinking.