DL PR Experts: How would you advise Hilaria and Alec Baldwin right now?

Not sure what they need to do. But maybe have Hillary stop posting on Instagram every fucking day.

Make one of the kids a tranny.

Suicide.

Hilaria can come out as trans. Instant immunity from criticism. Alec can then issue a statement about now being a proud bi American or something.

Bonus points if one of more kids are also revealed to be trans.

Simple: drop off the radar for the next year. No appearances and absolutely no posting to any social media. Alec can keep working, but no interviews or media events. If they can do that, it will all blow over.

R4 Only the miscarried ones were, only the miscarried ones.

I wonder about Alec getting jobs after this - does anyone think producers will shy away from him because he's become such a pathetic figure of mockery overnight? I can't see him getting any really plum roles for a while at least. He's an embarrassment.

She has to completely withdraw from public life for a good long while. She should delete her social media and just raise her kids and do her exercises in absolute privacy for the next several years.

Perhaps now is the time for her to go to Spain and head up her parent’s cult yoga program and pray the Spanish people don’t follow American media scandals?

Oh, but they do, R8

They most certainly do and they are loving this one.

I believe it is customary in these situations to do a DWTS stint. She can monologue and cry in her package without having to answer any questions. The pro partner can pretend to be extra tough on her so she can demonstrate her commitment to change, blah, blah, blah.

....and she can dance the Paso doble!

Disappear for a while. People are forgetting already, but if she keeps at it, it’ll only get worse.

Unfortunately for her, she wants attention, so.

She can't move to Spain because then she'd be surrounded by people who would automatically know she's not Spanish in any way. Her grift only works in places where there aren't enough actual Spanish people around to call her out.

DWTS would be a bad move -It would just ignite the debate over her fiery latin blood. Does she have rhythm??

Can you imagine if she did DWTS and showed off her Flamenco act? That would be incredibly amusing.

Actually the cunt could reach out to some Indian groups and take up some bullshit role as yoga ambassador or something. Most Indians worship white people and would happily ignore her past bullshit if she gave them the slightest attention.

In return she could rehabilitate her image and spout some white SJW bullshit about how she now chooses to appreciate rather than appropriate yoga and how she is educating herself on the lived experience of a particular group of POC.

Hire a couple of guys to attack her in an anti-hispanic hate crime, then benefit from public sympathy.

Wait, so she's not Hispanic at all?

R10 Will she be allowed to dance with a baby perpetually at the breast?

R17 So much so, that she doesn’t even have Goya products in her house.

She should have immediately owned up to it. Instead, she pulled a Winona, Aunt Becky, and doubled down - proving she's not only an idiot - but also an insufferable cunt. She needs to just quietly go away and give up on being famous and it will blow over.

What would they be going back to? What have they done of any significance in the last decade besides appear on talk shows and on the red carpet? At this point they would avoid both so as not to be asked questions. Alec was host of the idiotic and boring reboot of Match Game the last I remember. Poodle skirts will come back before they do!

He should do SNL Weekend Update. Cecily can be Hilario mid, how you say, interview and Alec can slide in to comment on the escandalo. Bonus points if Cecily is breastfeeding a doll with a fake leg stuck straight up past her shoulder.

Baldwin used to be cute.

Wher can I purchase my “I believe Hiliaria” t-shirt with her face emblazoned on it?

Andy Cohen would book her in an instant on RHOBH.

Alec seems pretty Teflon. The Daily Mail has an article about Turd Junior commenting on this fraud. I won't link the article. Junior said SNL hasn't been funny in years, which is true. No, not a fan of the Trump family, but I think Junior actually was pretty restrained in his reaction.

[quote]DWTS would be a bad move

But she already has the costumes.

Alec was semi-Teflon because he came off as a tough guy who was uncompromising and in-your-face.

Now he looks like an old, duped, fool. Now he looks weak and used.

She needs to disappear forever. She done made a fool of herself and there’s no coming back. We already have a sickening abundance of Instahos and talentless hacks famous for nothing, we don’t need another one. Go live a quiet life and raise your litter.

That spray tan must take some doing to keep up.

I think that part of her issue is that she’s not special enough. She’s very pretty; the way catalogue models are. There’s nothing distinct about her.

This is her “edge”.

Please no paparazzi…that’s all I ask ❤️

They need to stay together. Irish Catholics mate for life, like swans...drunk, angry swans.

She's Irish now?

They both come from Mayflower families, which is reasonably unusual. Maybe they can big that up to deflect from the stench around this.

I mean you can say this about a lot of things, but who gives a shit? We got bigger problems.

Enter a longterm care facility for treatment for Morgellons.

Are you lost, r 37?

I was wrong.

I knew I created an impression and belief that I was ethnically Spanish by speaking with an accent and implying I had familial roots in Spain.

I should have, but I did not, put more effort into stating the correct and true record that I am an American white woman born and reared in Boston, Ma.

By not doing so, I reinforced, and benefitted, from a bigotry that holds that an Anglo-Spanish identity is somehow to be more valued when a white woman like me appropriates an accent and an identity than what is the reality: that millions of non-white Spanish speaking people with accents are to still to be viewed as "the other" and, as such, face many difficulties brought about by discrimination and bigotry wielded by employers and other members of society.

I am deeply sorry.

Throw her family under the bus and claim they abused her so bad she was desperate to separate herself from her WASPy body and identity.

Ahhh, yes - the Talcum X approach of throwing the family under the bus to escape a faked heritage discovered by the public.

Although in his case he just announced that his mother is a whore.

Double down and announce that Alec is actually Portuguese. He just changed his name to Alec to succeed in Hollywood. Naturally this plan would require killing his irmãos to succeed.

She's a nut and a phony. Rebrand it as "eccentric".

Disappear for a long time. Take up good works, working with the homeless etc.

I want to hear her speak Spanish. I really do.

R68 at the thread below.

Her interview in Spanish begins at 1:06

Is Archewell hiring? Let's ask the Duchess.

At least it is well timed. Trump is gone so he won't be doing SNL anymore. Hard to make fun of someone when your life is equally strange.

To shut the fuck up and stop addressing this. I’d also tell that stupid whore to stop being so thirsty with her social media. She is too fucking needy for attention. They should never have addressed this crap in the first place.

She needs to appear with him in a sketch on SNL. He can be Trump and she can be Vairst Letty. Instead of Slovenian, she can reveal herself to be boringly non-Spanish, and adopt a Russian accent as she reveals that she has been Trump’s handler throughout his term.

It’s weird enough to work.

Brilliant, r52. I'd watch that 1

Hilaria could do a 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' ad campaign perhaps?

When Alec show me hees ... how you say ... ah si, cucumber, I faint.

R46, what did you think? Her accent sounds good to me, but I’ve read elsewhere that in extended speech, she keeps a tight rein on grammar, never venturing outside the present tense or into complex syntax.

Also, shouldn’t she have shown off her Catalan skills if she claimed to have grown up in the Balearic Islands?

I work in entertainment PR. My advice to them would be shut up. Stop talking. They are being trolled. Just Stop Talking.