I’m going to get hard at the doctor

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Nice try OP, but don't quit your day job.

Stay home. Letting whatever deadly disease you have run rampant is much better than having to endure a moment of embarrassment.

According to a physician friend, this happens every now and then. They are taught to ignore it.

Don't worry.

He won't notice your puny cocklet.

R4 I’m sure he won’t make me feel uncomfortable, but is there anything I can do to stop it from happening?

Rub one out before you leave home, or think of dead kittens, or your grandmother.

Cut off your penis.

Immediately.

R7 I don’t jerk off. I am nofap.

Imagine what he's thinking as he looks at you. That should pretty much dick wilt.

I got blown by a male nurse once when this happened. Maybe you’ll get lucky, OP?

The doctor can handle it, OP.

Thank you for proving my point r9.

See yourself as just another part on the assembly line.

Trust me, that's how we see you.

Carry a mirror with you and look at it while you are being checked up, OP.

What are you, 13?

Just put a book over it.

You've spent your entire life humiliating yourself, OP. How would this be any different?

They dont care. My doctor may see me for a total of ten minutes before the assistant is rushing in the next customer!

I guess it depends on the size of your wang.

I had a very handsome gay doctor (one that liked to hug his patients). I got hard when he examined me more than once, and I actually - yes, really - shot my load once when he was doing my annual exam, which included a prostate exam.

He was reassuring, and told me not to worry, it's a natural reaction of a human body.

r21 must of been a hell of a prostate exam!

OP, if he’s hot, he’s used to it!

Still, if anything should transpire, please report back to us!

TIA!

R22 "It must HAVE been a hell of a prostate exam"

Yes, it was!

You could try to act like a live human being for once and go to the doctor and NOT think about dick for fifteen whole minutes? Did you think of that? Or were your 24-7 thoughts about dick getting in the way?

Unless you're hoping for some sex action with the doctor during your visit you won't get hard. You'll be too shy. His professional demeanor with you will wipe whatever horniness you have away right quick.

My last digital prostate exam was with a doctor who looked like he stepped out of a Colt video. I didn't get an erection, so I feel sure you'll be okay OP.

R25 The paradox of erections is that the more you try to think about anything except getting one, the less you are able to think about anything besides getting one.

Thanks R26. That's what I'm hoping for.

When you're into the blue pill years, you'll look back at this problem with a wry smile.

[quote]I don’t jerk off. I am nofap.

Maybe your prostate cancer will take you out before you reach the doctor's office.

[quote] My last digital prostate exam was with a doctor who looked like he stepped out of a Colt video. I didn't get an erection

Maybe you're a top.

OP, I’m sure Doc’s seen plenty of puny cocklets. He won’t even notice.

My prostate exam is the best sex I get all year.

I'd be distracted seeing Dr Neighbors.

He now does Speedo shots.

That is going to make it really hard, oh I mean difficult, to convince him you need boner pills.

"Somewhere to hang my stethoscope!"

1) shave your hole. 2) clean it out deeply. 3) brighten it up with some glistening pink lip gloss. 4) when you get hard, bend over and present your alluring hole to the good doctor and ask for a prostate exam.

Close your eyes and think of pus.

Do doctors give happy endings at the end of an exam if you slip him a twenty?

Imagine he looks like Adam Driver.

You're making this all about you. He might really appreciate the compliment.

I got a massage once at a hotel in Montreal.

The masseur was a hot French-Canadian who gave off absolutely no gay vibes what-so-ever. But he had a kind of brusque dominant manner, which was a big turn-on for me at the time.

I've always been sort of inhibited during massages, even with women massage therapists. He he told me to take off my clothes and get under the sheet, which I'd never done before - I've always kept on my underwear - but I followed his instructions.

As with all massages I've had, I started lying on my stomach and he massaged my shoulders, back, thighs, and legs first. I could see his muscular hairy legs through the face pillow on the massage table and started to get really aroused.

When he told me to turn over, I had a full-boner and no cover for it. I just closed my eyes and followed instructions. He continued to massage me, but never touched my dick or acknowledge my boner.

R42 Hot!

Google, doctor physical exam jock athlete gay porn.... That will help😂

R44, who is Google, and why do you want him to doctor physical exam jock athlete gay porn?

[quote]1) shave your hole. 2) clean it out deeply. 3) brighten it up with some glistening pink lip gloss. 4) when you get hard, bend over and present your alluring hole to the good doctor and ask for a prostate exam.

When your doctor stands in stunned silence, taking in your beautiful hole...

slowly and seductively wink your glorious hole in his face

R46 How does one wink ones hole?

If it happens, don't worry. Your doctor will say something like, "That's OK, it happens all the time. No need to be embarrassed. Can I take care of that for you?" He'll say this in a pretty stilted and self-conscious way, but he'll mean it all the same.

You say: "This has never happened to me before, Well, sure, you are really hot. I need to have that done."