Matt Gaetz is engaged to a woman!

I guess Jeanine Pirro was there too

Is Nestor transitioning?

Poor Nestor. He aged out

gross ... he makes me want to puke

Nestor has two mommies!

OP, do you mean a female woman, or Nestor-in-a-wig?

Nestor is probably seething with rage right now.

Wasn’t Gaetz going after some politician’s daughter?

[quote] Poor Nestor. He aged out

He aged out the minute he adopted him. One rents boys; one doesn’t purchase them.

Tasteless that she's named Ginger, the day we lost MaryAnn. Too soon.

I see one mask in that photo.

Imagine having Judge Jeanine at your engagement.

R10, her full name is “Ginger Luckey.”

Ginger, you can't tell me what to do!!!!!

You're not my mom!!!!!

Ginger Luckey.....so this is a drag queen?

Isn’t this a tad.... sudden?

Reminds me of Joe McCarthy’s pre-fab marriage late in life.

Public relations can be fun!

[quote]Ginger Luckey.....so this is a drag queen?

And one who dropped in from 1995 Lucky Chang's, apparently.

And Miss Lindsey is going to be a bridesmaid.

Betty Bowers’s replies on the judge’s tweets are funny.

His team or backers probably encouraged this. The Nestor stuff probably did some damage to his numbers and this geared to fix that. He probably wants to run for governor.

[quote] Always the bridesmaid and never the bride

Fixed that for you.

How long is it going to last when he can’t make her have WAP?

Is she Kevin Spacey's ex, Diane, with no last name?

Did Matt break up with Nestor?

How much she charge? I give better price!

Was she born a woman? Is she trying to get a green card?

If there's a gal for Tim Tebow, there's one for Matt Gaetz!

"Boston Marriage", they used to call that.

A woman-woman??

Has he explained to her the sleeping arrangement of three people in a bed?

r30, it'll be be me 'n' Nestor in the bed. Ginger will be in the guest house.

Ginger will be going on a three-hour cruise. A three hour cruise while Matt and Nestor cruise for three hours.

r32 for the win!

The timing of this is just too convenient. Were there any previous photos of them together? I don't recall any mentions. And a whirlwind romance during COVID?

This is all PR folks.

Where did she come from? I don't remember him ever mentioning a gf or being seen out with her before. Now they're getting married??? Something in the milk ain't clean.

[italic]¡PUTA![/italic]

Did "she" work with Melania?

Ginger.

'nuff said.

He looks like he's feel hot, passionate, overwhelming needs to be seen as straight.

His face says, "Don't say 'ew, girls'! Do not flinch right now!".

What will their wedding hashtag be??

The kiss looks very awkward.

Ok - play the video. Did you see the peck on the mouth she gave him? THAT'S IT?

Maybe I've seen too many movies or YouTube videos of proposals, but there's usually a long extended kiss and hug.

My mother has kissed me with more passion and caring.

[quote] What will their wedding hashtag be??

#iget2seeoneupclose #wherestheclit #ewwww

This beautiful heterosexual love story puts me in the mood... excuse me while I go make love to my girlfriend.

How much is he paying her?

Her brother invented Oculus.

[quote] What will their wedding hashtag be??

#gaeger #gaegerahead #WillRobinson #Nestortoleavethenest

From the tweet at OP:

[quote] at the most beautiful place in the world

Where were those two love birds engaged? Paris? Rome? Bali?

Christ, is eery other Florida politician a closet case?

Is this a lavender marriage?

The most passionate kiss I have ever seen since Michael kissed me at the VMAs 94. I know what it takes!

At 0:29 someone screams, "YOU'RE GAY!"

Even I can see it's fake.

Im sorry but if he is gay, I hope he rots in hell. Gays marrying women in 2020 should not be happening. I dont give a fuck if he becomes a 'LGBTQ' advocate in 10 years time when he comes out like there closeted politicians in the past, I won't forget.

Its 2020 bro, if you dont have the balls to come out as a grown as man now, dont come out ever.

[quote]@BayAreaWolf_This episode of 90 Day Fiancé is going to be a train wreck.

There is a Ginger Luckey running in the next season of Drag Race. Have we just witnessed her public launch?

Taking a page out of the Tom Cotton playbook.

This won't last long. A PR bearding move.

I was married twice.

Just sayin'.

And I've been married to the lovely Suzanne Scott for 37 years.

Louie Gohmert is cry in his pillow now; after everything he did to win Mattie's love & affection and now he gets cast aside for a common tramp!

ROFL “Nestor” is trending on Twitter and the responses are hilarious

Does Matt know what to do with a vagina?

Just guessing he get anywhere near Tiffany Trump’s pussy. After repeatedly offering her anus, she finally gave up.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

@r63, "Does Matt know what to do with a vagina? "

Run the other way?

Matt Gaetz is just FULL of surprises these days! There's a raging fire going on somewhere...and it is certainly not with Ginger.

Guys, you’ve got this all wrong. Politicians can’t be seen as queer, it’ll damage their reputation. So they have to get a woman to go along, make a huge public spectacle that they’re getting engaged, disregard the “we’ve never seen her before, where was she all this time?” questions and profess your undying love for her.

I know how it’s done. Trust me.

[quote]Christ, is eery other Florida politician a closet case?

Why are you asking me? WHY?

"What question did Gaetz ask Ginger? "

Best Twitter answer...

“Is it okay if Nestor sleeps in the middle?”

Total Republican Beard Scenario

I thought he dated (ahem) Nestor’s sister.

Oh come on, this was going to happen sooner than later.

The gay rumours were out of control so he needs a wife. If democrats do this all the time, republicans have even more reasons

The guy who would sexually assault me when I was 12 years old was married and had children. Fuckers just wanna hide their delusional "shame".

The Closet kills. In Gaetz's case, that's a good thing.

[quote] Where were those two love birds engaged? Paris? Rome? Bali?

Red Lobster.

There does seem to be a lot of enthusiasm by the guests - maybe they're just drunk as shit though. You KNOW Jeannine is. Or maybe they know their role to play.

Besides the quickness, the awkwardness and slight peck on the lips, wouldn't this social media whore want this to be documented BETTER for posterity?

That's a D-grade video clip of an engagement. Maybe they want it that way? I dunno - I would think Matt would have had someone like a friend get their phone out earlier or something to shoot it.

And what does she say? It FITS, it FITS! Who says that the first thing out of their mouths? What did that blond woman say right after - "oh my god, it's real?"

Like with everything Matt Gaetz does - this doesn't seem right. Apparently there's only one pic of them together before this.

Did she come from the same catalog as Melania?

Did they get engaged at someone else’s wedding? What was the event?

Also the way she leans away from him before catching herself and going in for the hug...

[quote] Did they get engaged at someone else’s wedding? What was the event?

Nestor's long awaited bris.

Looks like Nestor has a woman too

Skinny jeans?

Oh, Nestor, honey....

Anything to push his political career forward

The women in Op’s video are too much. Republicans women are just stiff and cold

I like them stiff.

Oh, you said women. My bad.

[quote] Skinny jeans?

[quote] Oh, Nestor, honey....

🤣🤣🤣

R88, I hope Nestor can hoist those sails. Otherwise, Sailing Sundays could take an unintended turn.

I want to see Gaetz's strong muscles and huge pecs. Take the shirt off!

r91, and it still won’t be enough to distract us from that big ugly Herman Munster block head.

He’s just trying to horn in the Hilaria Baldwin attention. He’ll start speaking with a Spanish accent in 3...2...1

Did he do this just to make 2020 end well for DLers? I don’t know who to be more grateful for: Hilaria of this fool. We’ve got our talking points for 2021!

Another strange thing for me - he's 38, she's 26. That's a big age difference in my book. It's one thing if she was a waitress at some fish joint (his last girlfriend - Nestor's sister), but she comes from money. She has options and is still young.

This all stinks to high heaven. But there are a lot of weird Republican marriages - I think they look at marriage differently than the rest of us, seeing it as a career move and stepping stone.

There doesn't seem to be any lack of Republican women ready to marry gay Republican politicians - look at Carole Crist. Just bizarre.

And of course has to be done in a public place for maximum attention and minimum intimacy.

[quote] but she comes from money. She has options and is still young. I think they look at marriage differently than the rest of us, seeing it as a career move and stepping stone.

This is exactly it. The family looks at this, admittedly in their naïveté, as an up-and-coming politician who one day could be president. One of the reasons Jackie on Assistance was pushed to marry JFK.

The family will not settle for Bill the auto repair guy as their son-in-law.

Not sure anyone who thinks Gaetz has a chance to be president is really thinking things through.

Hey, you never know. He might have sold them on his “ambition.”

But either way, a Congressman is a good catch (again, in their naive eyes).

[quote] Her brother invented Oculus.

Eww, that ugly little shit-posting right winger turd? I had bought Oculus goggles years earlier and when it was revealed he was posting anti-Hillary memes I felt sick that even a single cent from me went to promote his right wing agenda.

There is still a population of throw-back women who want nothing more than to get married. They don’t think beyond the wedding. Our gal Ginger is one of them.

Was this their first date?

R97 - you're describing two different things. Jackie was the Debutante of the Year and was from high society. The Kennedys were new money. Their marriage was a completely different thing and not uncommon among high society where building relationships through marriage is not uncommon.

These aren't high society people.

COCKSUCKER

R103, you took my attempt at a joke way too literally.

Didn’t you see I called her Jackie on Assistance?

But the core point was what’s important. To some, their daughters have to be married to someone who is “someone.”

You call me, r104?

What is it about younger Republicunts that makes you want to smack them in the face with a shovel? All of them... Jared, Grasshopperface and especially this drooling, drunk idiot.

His face makes me sick and I want to hit it with a shovel.

Nice, Matt!

[quote]Not sure anyone who thinks Gaetz has a chance to be president is really thinking things through.

I don't think even Matt Gaetz is that delusional. I'd guess he's thinking governor.

"I want to see Gaetz's strong muscles and huge pecs. Take the shirt off!"

These huge pecs and strong muscles only exist in your mind. He has moobs

That's...unbelievable...

Can someone direct me to the idiots who are surely on this thread defending MG and saying it's real love?

Is her name Nestora?

R63 - he does. He joins with others in the GOP to regulate vaginas so that all babies come out fully alive and not 'borted.

Do you think Nestor knows what "throuple" means?

Matt's chosen his groomsmen and they are going to give him a bachelor party for the ages!

^^Dayum.

Any chance of an invite?

[quote] he's 38, she's 26. That's a big age difference in my book.

At those ages, yes, that’s a huge difference. Twelve years wouldn’t be that much of a difference if it was older, like one is 50 the other 62.

[quote]he's 38

That's not his age -- it's his IQ.

R34, apparently there was ONE photograph of them together, on December 10. And now they're engaged. (He's been posting pictures of Nestor for years, of course.)

Ginger is the sister of Oculus Rift founder Palmer Luckey, who is a huge Trump supporter.

On a related topic, are all MAGA women badly aging former strippers?

[quote] He's been posting pictures of Nestor for years, of course.

And we appreciate that.

Heard on Twitter today...

"How do you circumcise a MAGAt?"

"Kick his sister in the jaw"

Hahahahahaha!

[quote]He’s just trying to horn in the Hilaria Baldwin attention. He’ll start speaking with a Spanish accent in 3...2...1

To be fair, Matt does have a little Cuban in him.

They're grooming him for superstardom. They wouldn't have got him a Republiwife otherwise.

Pretty, too- because Republicans realize how important the male libido vote was to 2016 (Melontits).

He is the stunt queen of the Republican party. Look at all the shit he has pulled for publicity since he got into office.

This is another stunt - and it's to distract from his anti-covid stunts like wearing a gasmask in the Capitol. Also to distract from the "this is my son" bullshit.

This stunt will create all the PR of his engagement, his wedding, her moving into a residence in DC (on HER FAMILY's MONEY), etc. It will keep his name in People magazine and other publications for years.

My take - she's 26. She's not exactly setting the world on fire in the business world. She'd like to be a DC Hostess and all the government connections that goes with it.

Unfortunately, this will be an effective stunt. Unless we get some DC-based DL'ers to trail his movements at night.

I can't get over that head/face.

How stupid do you have to be to want to marry this POS

She will have 24/7 access to his pre-cum oozing, uncut, 9-inch massive meaty cock.

In this day and age, I suppose she will hyphenate her name after marriage. Ginger Gaetz-Luckey. In reality, not really unless the contract is really good.

Trump called him a "good looking young man" in a Tweet. This douchenozzle actually replied and told Trump he was a "round-up 6"

What a tool

Nestor will need comfort!

That picture at R128 reminds me of Kimberly Gil-whatever, Don Jr.’s girlfriend. They both look like the have Bell’s Palsy.

Erm, Ginger Lucky is NO SPRING CHICKEN! A boob job just be part of the deal.

I’m sure Nestor knows they’re still in business, pegging daddy.

"She will have 24/7 access to his pre-cum oozing, uncut, 9-inch massive meaty cock."

Sorry, Matt, we know your dick is only 2 inches.

I wonder if the republicans will be watching the marriage consummation?!

[R129] One must be calculating and venal when searching for a suitable mate. So, not TOTALLY stupid.

[quote]She will have 24/7 access to his pre-cum oozing, uncut, 9-inch massive meaty cock.

We are talking about Nestor, right?

Because when I think about Matt Gaetz "power top" isn't the first thing to come to mind.

[quote] She will have 24/7 access to his pre-cum oozing

Only if Nestor or a strap-on are in the room.

A Matt Gaetz blind! CDAN is of course ridiculous but this blind sounds about right.

[quote] This very much in the news recent engagement from this week is such a bearding thing. It definitely came out of nowhere to cover for a really awkward story that was supposed to break about him and a disgraced church leader. Republican U.S. Representative Matt Gaetz/Ginger Luckey/Jerry Falwell Jr. (Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz just got engaged at Mar-a-Lago. So who is the ‘Luckey’ gal?) (GOP Congressman Matt Gaetz Shockingly Reveals He Has a 19-Year-old Adopted Son from Cuba) (Jerry Falwell Jr., Matt Gaetz/John Solomon Reports) (Matt Gaetz Probably Isn’t the Best to Go After Someone’s Drug Use: Internet Cautions Republican Congressman)

R141 are we supposed to believe that Matt Gaetz had something to do with Falwell Jr.? Something sexual? When Falwell Jr. Giancarlo and Mrs. Falwell Jr. weren't looking?

^^At this point I'll believe anything "distasteful" if it involves republicans

I imagine Matt liked to party with Jerry and young Latino studs.

Do people still say “Mr. and Mrs. Name of the Man?

This will end in murder suicide

Has anyone told Matt that you can be gay AND republican?

^^No you can't

Someone's possible grindr profile within 30 feet of his place in Florida was "off for 28 dqys" for the past month and just went offline the day this happened

ha. the profile is totally gone now!

^^ I guess the new future Mrs. Gaetz put her little foot down, "No more "adoptions", Matt"