Does anyone else just want to fuck every hole on Kumail Nanjiani?

I bet he has a big, thick, beautiful cock.

I just watched Stuber! It was obviously written for The Rock. Why did he pass?

No.

He’s a dick irl.

After a few drinks.

No thank you.

He seems like a really sweet guy.

Baking + long stringy hair hanging = MESS

He has a great body now, but the face is still the same: goofy.

Oh yes, very much so.

Any particular reason that Lord of the Rings is considered a Christmas movie? Because of the elves?

I've never considered them Christmas movies, but they did come out around Christmastime.

Haaaawt!

His eyes have that glint like that dude Hillary ran with. Swoon!

Pass

I want him and his big brown cock inside me quite deeply.

I will never, ever, EVAH fuck anyone who begins a sentence with "So".

Ew, no. His face is busted.

OP = Kumail Nanjiani

Do we think he's cut or uncut?

I loved his movie about his girlfriend with cancer. I laughed, I cried

He's of South Asian descent...there's no way he's packing anything substantial.

I loved Silicon Valley, The Big Sick, and The Lovebirds, but I can't stand him in interviews and such.

Yes, of course. Especially his tight hairy man cunt.

.......

SEX-OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I wouldn't fuck a single orifice on him, no.

Interesting, r24. Maybe someone needs to tweet this thread to Kumail and let him know the gays want to fuck ALL OF HIS HOLES! Yum!

I actually liked him better before he roided out.

There is major photoshop happening at R13.

He's a hot piece of ass!

r4 I'd heard he's an asshole in real life.

How long until he leaves his wife?

Nope, fug.

No to all of this wokeness posing as attraction.

He can drive my cab, though.

He's in "Death to 2020" playing an internet bajillionaire. The slamming body is covered up by a leather bomber jacket; seems to make sense in a comedy to not want to get upstaged by your own tits.

What's with the gay voice?

I absolutely would, though I've been attracted to him long before he bulked up. He looks great bulked up as well though! It's admirable that he's maintained it, unlike Pratt who seems to get in shape for the films and then lets himself go for a bit. I wonder if he's obligated to maintain it until Eternals comes out for press purposes, haha.

I think the controversy, if you can call it that, surrounding his new bod comes from the fact that he was a comedian.

Kumail has a new jawline.

delish hole!

No he’s rough looking

Cute

Every single hole on him would be filled by me! He's beautiful!

He'd be even prettier with cum dripping off his fuck face.

R20 He's a Muslim, so he is CUT.

Even better, R44!

Btw, he talked on some talk show about he was caught masturbating as a kid and caught his cock in the fly of his parents, leaving it physically scarred.

He's ugly-hot... "beau laid," the French would say.

[quote] Btw, he talked on some talk show about he was caught masturbating as a kid and [bold]caught his cock in the fly of his parents,[/bold] leaving it physically scarred.

Wait... what?

In the fly of his pants, I meant!

Eee-yew! Face like a dropped pie.

Is he special needs?

I wonder what Kumail would say if he read this thread? Would he be open to having his holes fucked?

Are you kidding me? He’s ugly, a shitty actor, and seems like an asshole.

His farts smell of old curry

holes!

I love his new body but I don't find him overall attractive

He's like sand in your shoe.

He has steroid face now

[quote] [R4] I'd heard he's an asshole in real life.

Silicon Valley was not a pleasant set. TJ is an immense asshole, Middleditch is a pervy creep, and Kumail whined about the most petty shit.

Martin Starr however, in spite of his penchant for playing bitter losers, is a nice guy.

[quote]Does anyone else just want to fuck every hole on Kumail Nanjiani?

You’re mentally ill.

Yes, I just love blowing my load into a hairy south Asian ear.

[Quote] You’re mentally ill.—Defacto

Coming from a Repig racist homophobe like you that's rich, hon.

r19 I'll second that .

Kumail stop promoting yourself on a gay site because all the white girls refused to fuck you.

R61 I am not racist.

No I used to think he was cute but he looks so gross now. Way too veiny and he's got facial wasting around his mouth where his cheeks used to be. Not a good a look! His charm used to be a witty, approachable demeanor but now he struts around like a peacock and just looks douchey.

Eeew, no! Not even with our dick OP. I bet he smells like feet!

R63: I love that you are not denying you're a Rethuglican and a homophobe. Plenty of turd on your plate.

I am not racist.—Defacto

Sure, hon.

R66 how could anyone deal with you DL bitches and not become a homophobe if they weren’t one already?

He ain't no Raymond Ablack.

..........

not with that photo, OP.

Show me a photo of him shirtless with his current body, and we'll talk. But that face ain't getting no flowers.

Who?!?

Fug. Pass.

There is something really smug about him. I liked him in the beginning but I am not loving him these days. I don't believe he has a beautiful cock. I bet it is average, not that aesthetically good looking, and a big old stank sleeve.